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Am using this opportunity to share to you all how sad I am... It really pains me whenever I see people on Nairaland,my friends both in school and at home campaign for Jonathan.. This Ex President to be has damaged or should I say destroyed our country.. Those of you who are supporting the so called president need to go the north with your family and experience what they are facing over there then you i'll know if you will still vote for him or not.. Apart from the issue of security in our country this President of ours has also encouraged corruption which is so alarming.. If you can recall he sacked former CBN Governor Sanusi Sanusi Lamido because he revealed that #20billion naira was missing and the FG did not give account of what happened to the money.. He has also destroyed the value of our currency,reduced the efficient production of electricity.. Is this the kind of man we want to Govern us for another 4years? I want changes to be made, I don't know abt you.. Please let's save our Future and the Future of our generations.. Pls Vote Wisely come Febuhari 14..

Posted by Dasdfgnb

Google what they achieved and did for their country then u wont b telling me 98% are from africa.. Even at old age they performed better than those who are younger.. I bliv in chanqe but i dnt knw if u do

Ellen Johnson Sirleaf became President of Liberia
at age 70 in 2006. She was 75 in 2011. She will
remain president till 2016, at age 80 years.
President Jacob Zuma of South Africa is 72 years
old. He will be president till 2019 at 77 years.
Nelson Mandela, born in 1918, became President
of South Africa in 1994 at the age of 76. Still
president in 1998 when he stepped down for
Mbeki at the age of 80. If he had served two
terms, he would have been 84.
President Peter Mutharika of Malawi was 74 when
he was sworn in on 31 May, 2014. He will be
president till 2019 at 79.
President Alpha Conde of Guinea is now 76 years
old. He was sworn-in in December 2011when he
was at 72.
President Jose Eduardo Santos of Angola is 72. He
will be president till 2020.
President Abde Bourtefilka of Algeria is 77 years
old, and will be in office till 2020 and he will be 83
years old then.
President Alasanne Quattara of Ivory Coast was
72 years in 2012, and will be President till 2016.
Yoweri Museveni of Uganda has been president
since 1985. He won another seven years-term in
2013 , and will be president till 2020 when he is
84.
President Jose Mujiaga of Uruguay was 75 years
old when elected. He is 79 years now.
President Tedoro Oblang Nguema Mbasogo,
Equatorial Guinea, was born on January 6, 1942.
He is 72 years old and still going on.
President Michael Sata, Zambia, is 77 years old.
He became president September 23, 2011 at 74,
and will rule till 2016 when he will be 79.
President Paul Biya of Cameroon is 81 years old.
He will be in office till 2017 at the age of 84 .
President Milos Zeman of Chech Republic is 70
years old and will be in office till 2018 when he is
74.
Ronald Reagan, born on February 06, 1911,
became US President at 70, and served two
terms before retiring in 1989 at the age of 78.
Adu Oluwafemi Michael a.k.a Dasdfgnb who is the author of this
list sets the question: “Are you still arguing or still
angry?”
Gen Maj Buhari is more than capable to rule us for the next 4yrs.. We say no to clueless Jonathan.. Long live Nigeria and victims of boko haram!

Many politicians are talking tough ahead of
the February 14 presidential election. Edo
State Governor, Adams Oshiomhole, has
declared that the PDP has run out of lies,
having failed to discredit the presidential
candidate of the APC, General
Muhammadu Buhari, over his academic
qualification to contest the February 14
presidential election.
The Government College, Katsina (formerly
Provincial Secondary School) had on
Wednesday released the 1961 credential to
Buhari shortly after he had formerly
requested the school to make the
document available to dispel the
controversy surrounding his qualification.
Oshiomhole is however insisting that
Buhari’s capability is not in doubt, adding
that that he would secure the votes of
Nigerians, even if he tendered his electricity
bill Nigerians will still vote for him.
The governor, who spoke during an
inspection of road projects at the Egor
Market in Upper Siluko area of the state
capital on Thursday, said that Nigerians are
tired of the current situation, because of the
Federal Government’s failure to provide the
basic infrastructure in the country.
Oshiomhole said, “I’m happy that you
people are following what is
happening.One young man said even if
Buhari didn’t have a school certificate, he is
better than another man who has a
doctorate degree in Zoology yet we can’t
even get fish on our table.
“The truth is that everybody is tired. Today
in this market, I’m sure you don’t have
light. We have provided the electric poles
and the transformer but they will not give
us light.
“So, the only solution is, after 16 years of
the PDP, they have exhausted their lies. We
have to bring Gen. Buhari because we
want a leader with courage; when he says
I will do something, he will do it, not a
leader that will promise during campaigns
but will disappear after the campaigns.”
The governor also accused the Federal
Government of enriching a few individuals,
“and they are telling us they are going to
bring a lot of money to buy our votes.
When they bring the money collect it, it’s
the money they stole from you, but we
will not vote for them.”Many politicians are talking tough ahead of
the February 14 presidential election. Edo
State Governor, Adams Oshiomhole, has
declared that the PDP has run out of lies,
having failed to discredit the presidential
candidate of the APC, General
Muhammadu Buhari, over his academic
qualification to contest the February 14
presidential election.
The Government College, Katsina (formerly
Provincial Secondary School) had on
Wednesday released the 1961 credential to
Buhari shortly after he had formerly
requested the school to make the
document available to dispel the
controversy surrounding his qualification.
Oshiomhole is however insisting that
Buhari’s capability is not in doubt, adding
that that he would secure the votes of
Nigerians, even if he tendered his electricity
bill Nigerians will still vote for him.
The governor, who spoke during an
inspection of road projects at the Egor
Market in Upper Siluko area of the state
capital on Thursday, said that Nigerians are
tired of the current situation, because of the
Federal Government’s failure to provide the
basic infrastructure in the country.
Oshiomhole said, “I’m happy that you
people are following what is
happening.One young man said even if
Buhari didn’t have a school certificate, he is
better than another man who has a
doctorate degree in Zoology yet we can’t
even get fish on our table.
“The truth is that everybody is tired. Today
in this market, I’m sure you don’t have
light. We have provided the electric poles
and the transformer but they will not give
us light.
“So, the only solution is, after 16 years of
the PDP, they have exhausted their lies. We
have to bring Gen. Buhari because we
want a leader with courage; when he says
I will do something, he will do it, not a
leader that will promise during campaigns
but will disappear after the campaigns.”
The governor also accused the Federal
Government of enriching a few individuals,
“and they are telling us they are going to
bring a lot of money to buy our votes.
When they bring the money collect it, it’s
the money they stole from you, but we
will not vote for them.”Many politicians are talking tough ahead of
the February 14 presidential election. Edo
State Governor, Adams Oshiomhole, has
declared that the PDP has run out of lies,
having failed to discredit the presidential
candidate of the APC, General
Muhammadu Buhari, over his academic
qualification to contest the February 14
presidential election.
The Government College, Katsina (formerly
Provincial Secondary School) had on
Wednesday released the 1961 credential to
Buhari shortly after he had formerly
requested the school to make the
document available to dispel the
controversy surrounding his qualification.
Oshiomhole is however insisting that
Buhari’s capability is not in doubt, adding
that that he would secure the votes of
Nigerians, even if he tendered his electricity
bill Nigerians will still vote for him.
The governor, who spoke during an
inspection of road projects at the Egor
Market in Upper Siluko area of the state
capital on Thursday, said that Nigerians are
tired of the current situation, because of the
Federal Government’s failure to provide the
basic infrastructure in the country.
Oshiomhole said, “I’m happy that you
people are following what is
happening.One young man said even if
Buhari didn’t have a school certificate, he is
better than another man who has a
doctorate degree in Zoology yet we can’t
even get fish on our table.
“The truth is that everybody is tired. Today
in this market, I’m sure you don’t have
light. We have provided the electric poles
and the transformer but they will not give
us light.
“So, the only solution is, after 16 years of
the PDP, they have exhausted their lies. We
have to bring Gen. Buhari because we
want a leader with courage; when he says
I will do something, he will do it, not a
leader that will promise during campaigns
but will disappear after the campaigns.”
The governor also accused the Federal
Government of enriching a few individuals,
“and they are telling us they are going to
bring a lot of money to buy our votes.
When they bring the money collect it, it’s
the money they stole from you, but we
will not vote for them.”

Thanks for the comments so far.. Truth be told i do enjoy it but its just that I feel its qettinq t00 much.. I want t0 b the 0ne 2 beq for sex and not her

N0t c0mplaining.. Its kinda qettinq t00 much dude..
Pictures? Why d0nt y0u install a CCTV camera in her r0om

Am a dude of 20yrz.. Damn am kinda a y0uth that's cool.. Am a Ladokite.. Actually I need all nairalanders advice on how to stop having sex with my gf whenever we are together.. I believe in love and am very romantic,i had my first love when I was in JSS1 at age 9+.. After that I dated like 5 pretty girls before I met my present gf.. To summarize my love story and past relati0nships I love my s0 much gf and she feels the same way also.. We can't do without making love whenever we are alone have tried so hard to like stop it but damn she's so adamant.. We were in school like 2weeks ago i had to go to school to secure and move in to my new hostel so she also came to school to see me cos she missed me.. I was at her hostel for like a week and half, and throughout my stay with her there was no day we did not make love.. I tried everything possible to avoid this but she's so adamant and aggresive..
I don't need you to criticize/castigate me i just need you to advice me.. Thanks

I bet most of you that are supporting GEJ your parents are n0t millionaires talkless of having thousands of money in their acct.. Why do u still defend and support this clueless president?

Am sure most of us know lots of online betting site.. I have lots of friends at school and home who can't do without betting.. Some of the sites are Nairabet,Betnaija,Nairastake and soon.. I bet online rarely or whenever i feel like.. My gf actually told me not to do that aqain which i did.. So I need to know if Online betting is a Sin or not..

Lol you dont want to have sex before your marriage.. Guy you fink we are fools? Who does'nt want that in this 21st century we are.. I believe you posted this for cheap popularity..

Lol... Money? You fink money can buy a real girl smile?

So its only material stuffs that will make her smile? Iphone 6 ba?

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Aight, having problems with ur babe?....no
problem try these, if she doesn't smile at the end
of the 23rd tip...run.... Hold ur shoes and
fly....runaway..
1. Tell her she is beautiful or gorgeous(not fine, or
sexy)
2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . even if its
just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead/ neck.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her
how much she means to you.
6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually
mean the most.
7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out
with.
8 . Write her notes. (she loves them)
9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as
your girlfriend.
10 . Play with her hair...
11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with
her.
12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or
just tell her jokes.
14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
16 . Give her piggyback rides.
17 . Bring her flowers
18 . Treat her the same around your friends as
you do when your alone.
19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
20 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she
wants.
21 . Kiss her in the rain.
22 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.
23. Play a song for her most likely on a guitar.
After doing this and she still does'nt smile plz RUN

Real gbam..

When you’re about to hook up with a guy,
you have to remember that there are lies
men tell to get you into bed. Unfortunately,
you can’t believe everything he tells you.
You have to decide whether the hottie
you’re chatting up is an honest guy or a
dangerous player. The next time you think
about hooking up with someone, ask
yourself if the things he’s saying are
among the potential lies men tell to seduce
you.
1. I’M SINGLE
If a man really wants to hook up with you,
he’s not going to risk you walking away. If
he tells you he has a girlfriend, chances are
you’ll run in the other direction. One of the
common lies men tell is that they’re single
when they’re actually in a relationship.
Sometimes you have to take his word for
it, but if you know any of his friends, ask
them for the truth. You might find out
something that will destroy any feelings
you have for him.
2. I WON’T TELL ANYONE
If you’re worried that everyone’s going to
hear about your hookup, he’s going to
want to delete your doubts. Some men
will do everything they can in order to get
with a girl. He’ll promise you that he’ll keep
your romance a secret, but he’ll end up
bragging to his friends. Once he blabs to
one person, it can quickly become public
knowledge. Secrets don’t stay secret for
long.
3. YOU’RE AMAZING
His constant compliments could be less
than genuine. If he feels like he has to
butter you up before you’ll kiss him, he’ll
say whatever he has to say. He’ll tell you
you’re beautiful. He might even tell you
that he loves you. If you’re anywhere near
a bed, don’t trust everything that comes
out of a man’s mouth.
4. I NEVER DO THIS
If he’s trying to hookup with you on a first
date or during a party, he might come
across as sketchy. He doesn’t want you to
think you’re ‘just another girl’ to him, so
he’ll tell you that he never has random
hookups. Of course, he’ll tell the next girl
the same thing. It’s a way to make you feel
special so that he can have his way.
5. I HAVE A HIGH PAYING JOB
Some women are more attracted to men
with higher incomes. If a guy thinks that a
fat wallet will impress you, he’ll lie about
his job. He’ll tell you that he makes six
figures, or that he recently got promoted.
He’ll say whatever he can to make himself
look good. He doesn’t realize that you care
more about his personality than his
paycheck.
6. I CAN’T WAIT TO BE A FATHER
If a man’s really desperate, he’ll lie about
something as important as children. I
mean, what do women love more than
babies? In a ridiculous attempt at
impressing you, he’ll make you believe that
he wants to get married and have kids.
That way, you’ll think of him as a potential
mate, and won’t mind jumping into bed
with him. This is one of the most deceitful
ways for a man to get a woman to fall for
him.
7. I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE
Who could say no to a cuddling session?
It’s always nice to feel a man’s body
pressed against your own. However,
cuddling can easily lead to sex. If he wants
to get into bed, you have to be wary. It’s
possible that he’s a romantic, but he could
be using cuddling as an excuse to get close
to you.

These are fact about Africa that will blow
your mind
1. The Gambia has only one university.
2. Equatorial Guinea is Africa’s only
Spanish-speaking country.
3. South Africa is the most visited African
country.
4. Nigeria has the richest Black people in
Africa.
5. Samuel Eto’o is the highest paid
Footballer of all time, he received about
£350,000 weekly in Russia in 2011.
6. A person from Botswana is called a
Motswana, the plural is Batswana.
7. A person from Lesotho is called a
Mosotho.
8. A person from Niger is called a Nigerien.
8. A person from Burkina Faso is called a
Burkinabe.
9. Nigeria has won more football cups than
England.
10. Zimbabwe’s President, Robert Gabriel
Mugabe is the world’s most educated
President with 7 degrees, two of them are
Masters.
11. Al-Ahly of Egypt is the richest club in
Africa.
12. Didier Drogba is Chelsea’s highest goal
scorer in European competition.
13. Johannesburg, South Africa is the most
visited city in Africa.
14. Zinedine Zidane wanted to play for
Algeria, but the selector rejected him,
saying they are already many players like
him in the team.
15. President Jacob Zuma was once a
referee in prison.
16. President Robert Mugabe was jailed for
11 years for fighting for freedom.
17. President Robert Mugabe is Africa’s
oldest Head of State and the world’s
second oldest Head of State. He was born
1924.
18. The Seychellois are the most educated
Africans. Seychelles’ literacy rates (Adult:
92%, Youth: 99%) Zimbabwe is 2nd (Adult:
91.2%, Youth: 99%).
19. Rwanda is a better country for gender
equality than England and USA.
20.Somalia got its first ATM on October 7,
2014.
21. South Africa has the most Grammy
award winners in Africa.
22. Ethiopia has the most airports in Africa.
23. Ethiopia’s economy is growing faster
than China’s.
24. Eritrea’s President, Isaiah Afwerki is the
least richest President in Africa.
25. Ethiopia is Africa’s oldest independent
country, it has existed for over 3,000 years
without beingcolonised.
26. Haile Selassie 1 was the 225th and last
Emperor of Ethiopia.
27. Nigeria has the most monarchs in the
world.
28. Angola has more Portuguese speakers
than Portugal.
29. President Jose Eduardo Dos Santos has
ruled Angola since 1979.
30. President Teodoro Obiang Nguema
Mbasogo is Africa’s longest serving Head
of State. He has ruled Equatorial Guinea
since August 3, 1979 when he overthrew
his uncle, Francisco Nguema. His son,
Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue is his
Vice President and will succeed him if he
resigns.

A lady's inbox....1(SMITH)Hello gal i ave being
trying ur numba but its nt goin,I just want to let u
know dat I love u..2(DAVE)Just give me a chance I
promise I wont fail u pls..3(COLLINS)I will be going
clubing do u mind to join me...4(ALHAJI)Send me
ur account numba...5(CHEIF)I will love 2 see u
again i rily enjoyed last nite...6(CHRIS)Pls dont do
dis to me just let me kiss u just once........A GUY'S
INBOX....1(CHICHI Sister)pls send me money 4
my waec exams its just 18000 naira...
2(BLESSING)Dont call dis line again...3(LANDLORD)
pay ur rent b4 weekend cus ur money is due or
u will be thrown out of d house afta d week...
4(MOTHER)My son our money 4 feeding is almost
finishd pls send anoda one or we'll die of hunger...
5(neighbour's daughter)I missd my period last
week...6(FATHER)am in d hospital now,i need
money 4 kidney operation,120000 is
needed,bring it b4 2morow or u can keep d
money 4 my burial.

We all can testify to this, that's exactly how most of y0u inb0x l0oks like!

Davido topped the most searched music
artistes on Google.com in 2014. The music
star had the best year of his music career
to date in 2014 winning multiple awards…
This contributed to the number of searches
he saw in the year ending.
Phyno came second, thanks to the release
of his debut album No Guts No Glory…
See the top 10 below
1.Davido
2.Phyno
3.Tiwa Savage
4.Don Jazzy
5.Timaya
6.Ice Prince
7.Olamide
8.Sean Tizzle
9.Lil Kesh
10.Burna Boy
posted by dasdfgnb
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What do you think after reading this post?
Comments are appreciated..
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As for me am going to draw myself signing a £700,000 contract with Chelsea Fc.. What will you draw? Comment

Try it on another sim to find out if it's q0nna w0rk

Maybe that's bec0s u r n0t in the family and friend zone

At what age? 73?
How many years does he have left to enjoy that?

Best of luck.. Will be waiting for your testimony

A man who is the only Nigerian Head Of state ever who refused to loot money and moreover he is a Military Man and I knw he wont av any problem eradicating the so called boko harams.. He won't fail us like GJ did

why do you still want GJ after he failed us all? As for me am going for Buhari

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President Goodluck Jonathan was anointed
the presidential candidate of the ruling
Peoples Democratic Party at its two-day
National Convention held in Abuja and it is
now clear that next February’s 2015
presidential election in Nigeria will be a
rematch between Jonathan and Nigeria’s
former military Head of State,
Muhammadu Buhari of the All
Progressives Congress.
buhari_vs_jonathan_
Both men slugged it out in 2011, with
Jonathan clinching victory but Buhari
claims he will be a different opposition this
time.
To contest the election, he had to fend off
competition from four other contestants
winning comfortably. He polled 3,430 of
7,214 votes cast while Governor Rabiu
Kwankwaso of Kano finished with 974.
Atiku Abubakar polled 954, Governor
Rochas Okorocha had 624 and Sam Nda-
Isaiah finished with a paltry 10 votes.
Be the judge…who will you vote for?

The army after toppling our democratic regime have no option but to install Buhari as head of state so ast to avoid credibility problems,especially in the sight of the international community because of his being an epitome of integrity."
-SHAGARI

"There are only 2 honest & reliable Nigerians. Myself & Buhari. All what PDP is saying of Buhari being fundamentalist is mere hot lies. They just fear let's go to jail"g
-OBJ

General Muhammadu Buhari as a member of the supreme military council and as head of NNPC was by nature taciturn and introvert. But he took any work that was given to him very seriously. He is reliable as he is hardworking & honest, his path of moral probity and rectitude incorruptible
-OBJ, in his book,"Not My Will".

Buhari was a big brother & a father to some extent that means nothing in life & to the nation always other than good. So, I fear no harm from him."
- LATE YAR'ADUA

"Buhari was honest & sincere in all his conduct that perhaps, only few Nigerians could match in integrity."
-GEN ABDUSSALAM

"Gen Muhammadu Buhari was a true patriot,respected former head of state & elder statesman & a nationalist".
-PRESIDENT JONATHAN

"I have realized our collective mistake in overthrowing you. I have seen the terrible damage which our inaction caused to the Nigerian Psyche. I am most sorry. Please,come and do what is best known about you. Patriotic service to the nation."
-LATE ABACHA(PTF inaugural speech).

"If Buhari quit PTF job as he promises & as we knew him to mean his words,all alog, I support the idea of scrapping PTF as no one else can do the job as him."
-IBB

I respect Buhari. He was my boss, he was an honorable man, and I can say this anywhere".
-GENERAL IBRAHIM BABANGIDA

"As a member PDP BOT, I decided personally to donate #5m to Buhari's campaign organization because of my firm believe in his ability to right all the nation wrongs.
-ALH ISIYAKK IBRAHIM

Nigerians let's vote wisely.. Dont be biased