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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by DataCrab: 7:59pm On Jun 01, 2023
$186k sale today, it can only be God.. Pictures coming soon.

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Politics / Nigerian Politics Is No Longer About If He/she Is Competent by DataCrab: 7:08pm On Jun 01, 2023
It's now about what part of the country he/she is from..SMH

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Autos / Re: 2023 Model BMW 740i Fully Loaded Toks For Men Alone Super White by DataCrab: 8:50am On Jun 01, 2023
Greedy idiot.... You guys are the set of people spoiling this country

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Sports / Re: Ibrahim Muhammad Dedicates His Goal Against Argentina To President Tinubu by DataCrab: 7:55am On Jun 01, 2023
This one sef wan chop from national cake.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Beat Benin 3-0 (WAFU U20 Women's Championships) by DataCrab: 7:52am On Jun 01, 2023
Nonsense. They should all go to hell. Nobody cares about your stupid competitions. If you like sef score 5000 - 0 nobody f没cking cares, idiots celebrating nonsense and inconsequential things when our country has been suffering at the hands of bad leaders for more than 60 years since Independence. I'm even surprised some stupid set of people are still proud of representing this useless zoo

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Family / How Can A Mother Be Fighting With Her Children Over Husband's Wealth? by DataCrab: 7:35am On Jun 01, 2023
I realise that some women are just waiting on their rich husbands to die so that they can assume power and start enjoying their husbands wealth and they are praying that they(the wifes) don't become too old before that happens. How can a mother, be fighting her own children because of husbands wealth? That's the height of immaturity to me. I feel like most of these women just want to have control and to start living a life they could not live under their husbands.

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Education / Re: Ezeoma Chiedozie: UNN Biochemistry Student Drowns At Adada Waterfall by DataCrab: 9:18pm On May 31, 2023
Sad
Romance / Re: God Please I Don Stake Again by DataCrab: 6:28pm On May 31, 2023
Dyfynezz12:
Shey na u open the company 4 them
U want to use 100 nd win 1m
u never hear of person wey use 500 chop 50 million? Go and ask of mayor of ekiti

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Romance / Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by DataCrab: 6:25pm On May 31, 2023
Sirchiboy:
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How long did you last
about 30-35 I think
Politics / Re: NNPCL CEO, Mele Kyari And EFCC Boss, Bawa At The Villa Today by DataCrab: 6:20pm On May 31, 2023
shocked

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Romance / Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by DataCrab: 3:43pm On May 31, 2023
Alusiizizi:


So this is what is passing for achievement these days. Your mates are busy working out how they are going to launch careers/business, make money and become the men that they were meant to be, yet you are here congratulating yourself on your escapades with one olosho. My condolences goes not to you but to the parents who bore and struggled to raise the human waste that you turned out to be!!
Just by reading the crap you typed, I can tell you've gone through and still going through a lot of hardship in your life. Don't worry, everything will be alright. Try dey f没ck once once abeg, e get why. If you can't afford a hooker, just send me your account number make I press something put for you there. Or even if you're not into hookers, still drop am, make you use am buy beer drink.
Romance / Re: Hiv Positive Dating Sites by DataCrab: 2:49pm On May 31, 2023
God knows sey the day I mistakenly become HIV positive, Na that time the real f没cking go begin. No more condom sex. I must make sure I give it to a milllion Nigerians before I die.
Romance / Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by DataCrab: 1:42pm On May 31, 2023
Illegal1:


omoh.......funny guy,see as u jst dey happy lyk person wen win lotto
Omo, this one pass lotto bro. toto is sweet abeg. Omo, if you see the way I f没ck this lady yesterday mehnn, I'm sure you no go believe say I be virgin. I make sure sey I engage every part of her body, I squeeze and suck bress tire guyyyyyyy grin The thing wey come pain me small be sey she no come dey too moan as I expect but anyhow, I still enjoy am die. Tomorrow Na another day grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Victoria Irabor, Wife Of Chief Of Defense Writes About Life Of A Military Wife by DataCrab: 1:16pm On May 31, 2023
Bunch of useless people..
Romance / Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by DataCrab: 1:02pm On May 31, 2023
RoadMozart:
Congrats man. Hope day you no tell her say you be fresher
I no tell am ohh grin

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Romance / Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by DataCrab: 9:57am On May 31, 2023
MechanicMike:



congrats....did u pour inside? angry
no naaa

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Romance / Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by DataCrab: 9:57am On May 31, 2023
tightpuna:
well done bro many more banging on your way..
Amen ohhh

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Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 23 by DataCrab: 9:49am On May 31, 2023
Adiadi1:
You keep talking carelessly to people thinking that we are all anonymous abi? To extract your IP address from nairaland no hard, your doomsday is coming. Neither Nairaland nor your $10 account will help you that day.
Mehnn just shut up please. Stop trying to sound sophisticated like you actually know what you're talking about, because you don't.
Romance / Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by DataCrab: 9:13am On May 31, 2023
ImmanuelMyron:
What a achievement.
This is purely bullshit.
You and sex worker?
your first sentence is grammatically incorrect and a testament to your lack of intellectual sophistication. It's "what an achievement" not "what a achievement".... Thank you

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Romance / I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by DataCrab: 8:52am On May 31, 2023
Previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7708687/should-tell-olosho-im-virgin

Nairalanders come and rejoice with me. As from today 31st of may, 2023, I am officially no longer a virgin, glory be to God.
Mehnn, I had my first sex yesterday and It was the best feeling I've ever had in my entire life. I want to specially thank @westlius, Omo that mixture you recommended really worked like magic. I really had alot of fun mehnn, that thing sweet dieeeeeeeee. You needed to see the way i was sucking and fu*king simultaneously, pressing and pressing, Godddddd. I couldn't believe a first timer like me could fu*k like that ohh omo. To be honest, I felt like my years of watching porn really helped me not to look like a novice.
I'm planning on hooking up with the lady again for another one tomorrow by the grace of God. Thanks guys cool

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Education / Re: Count the triangles in the picture herein by DataCrab: 9:23pm On May 30, 2023
CodeTemplar:
wrong.
12 triangles
Romance / Re: Should I Tell This Olosho That I'm A Virgin? by DataCrab: 1:18pm On May 30, 2023
Reminderz:

op, take this advice and watch you life get destroyed slowly...

do not have sex with prostitutes, do not have sex with sex workers.. they are filled with demons and bad lucks...

stay away from fornication, at 21, nor be wetin suppose dey your head be this...
Demons? grin abeg go and sip some juice and sleep, you need it grin I go use condom sha so don't worry.

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Romance / Re: Should I Tell This Olosho That I'm A Virgin? by DataCrab: 1:08pm On May 30, 2023
Sirchiboy:
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How much did she charge you?
10k

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Politics / Re: Innoson Thanks Alex Otti For Using IVM For Abia Inauguration Parade by DataCrab: 11:33am On May 30, 2023
angry
Romance / Re: Should I Tell This Olosho That I'm A Virgin? by DataCrab: 11:28am On May 30, 2023
Illegal1:
Omoh.......take 250mg of tramadol then lock up,nah she go later beg u to stop bcus u no go relex..

bt eat better food 1st ooh,make u no go sleep or vomit anyhow inside hotel room ooh
Bro tramadol ?馃槖 I know sey I spoil but I no sure sey I don reach that level. Where I wan even see tramadol buy? Where I even know sey them dey sell tramadol?

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Romance / Should I Tell This Olosho That I'm A Virgin? by DataCrab: 11:13am On May 30, 2023
Long story short, I'm 21 and I saw this fine lady on codedrunz yesterday, chatted her up and we agreed to meet at a hotel later today. I'm very excited because it's going to be my first time having sex but at the same time I'm scared of fu*king up. Anytime I masturbate, I no dey use up to 3 minutes before I don release so I'm very worried of the same scenario playing out later tonight, I don't want the girl to feel I'm a novice because she's five years older than me, I don't want her to be looking at me like a small boy...

Should I just tell her plain that I'm a virgin in advance so that she wouldn't be of high expectations or I should just lock up. I bought some sex enhancers but I'm scared of using them because of the negative things I've heard about them.

Please I need your advice

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Politics / Re: Makinde Sacks Auxilliary, Other Park Management Chiefs In Oyo by DataCrab: 9:21pm On May 29, 2023
Sapele water
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by DataCrab: 8:33am On May 29, 2023
Exnavyboy62:


Other Navies are going for stealth frigates, Nigerian Navy wants to refurbish a 42 years old frigate. Who do us like this 馃槶??
Why should we be spending on military hardware we don't need? undecided Stealth frigates to fight who exactly? Boko haram? undecided

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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by DataCrab: 12:13am On May 29, 2023
Shaytun:
Continue
Bro why the f没ck is that computer running windows 7 ? shocked you've got to be f没cking kidding me

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Computers / Re: Like New UK Used HP 15 - 8GB RAM, 11th Gen, Touchscreen, 11hrs Battery *sold by DataCrab: 7:12pm On May 27, 2023
ikechukz:
Still available
Bro I have a laptop to sell, don't know if you'll be Interested to buy
Computers / Re: Lenovo X250 Corei5 5th Gen 320HDD 16SSD 4gram @ 100k by DataCrab: 7:07pm On May 27, 2023
yemmybx:
75k
Add 45k come and collect this if you're in Lagos

Very neat Acer laptop

Comes with:
.7th generation Intel core i3 processor( more
powerful than i5 5th gen)
.8gb of DDR4 RAM(upgradable to 16gb)
.Huge 1TB internal storage
.Keyboard light for night use
.6hrs battery life
.Little fault (you just have to repair the right
side open and close hinge, that is all)
.Price- 180k 120k (slightly negotiable)
.Location- Festac Lagos state
.Call/WhatsApp 0-9-0-2-1-3-9-2-9-2-7

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