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Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Illegal1(m): 12:30pm On May 31, 2023
nokspos:
na wa o. to cut the story short, olosho disvirgined you.

omoh.......nah olosho disvirgin most guys for dis country,dats the simple truth

nah olosho disvirgin me ooh.
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by TONERO500(m): 12:30pm On May 31, 2023
westlius:

Ok Bro, thats how bro help bro when they call for assistance.
The substance which is (ginger,kola mixed in local gin) is far better than the tramadol stuff, pls guy don't take drugs that will endanger ur system, kola and ginger is medicinal, u can even add ginger to it to.
Thanks at op

And also apart from Viagra what should I take for erectile dysfunction or does this mixture work for ED
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by emekalovepets: 12:31pm On May 31, 2023
Without drugs or smoke I don’t think u can knack girl for one hours straight when their is already enough sugar in our food
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Illegal1(m): 12:32pm On May 31, 2023
Heychpee:
U go catch HIV. I can foresee dat
omoh......hw many people u dn see wen catch HIV?
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Illegal1(m): 12:37pm On May 31, 2023
westlius:

Yea

omoh.......dis mixture go pepper ooh,ginger dey hot,bitter kola dey hot,chelsea dry gin slf dey hot.

any way sha,i go try am on sunday night after sum dorime...
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Mikel99(m): 12:37pm On May 31, 2023
DataCrab:
Previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7708687/should-tell-olosho-im-virgin

Nairalanders come and rejoice with me. As from today 31st of may, 2023, I am officially no longer a virgin, glory be to God.
Mehnn, I had my first sex yesterday and It was the best feeling I've ever had in my entire life. I want to specially thank @westlius, Omo that mixture you recommended really worked like magic. I really had alot of fun mehnn, that thing sweet dieeeeeeeee. You needed to see the way i was sucking and fu*king simultaneously, pressing and pressing, Godddddd. I couldn't believe a first timer like me could fu*k like that ohh omo. To be honest, I felt like my years of watching porn really helped me not to look like a novice.
I'm planning on hooking up with the lady again for another one tomorrow by the grace of God. Thanks guys cool
How old are you?

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Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Illegal1(m): 1:00pm On May 31, 2023
BluntTheApostle:
We should come and rejoice with you because you had sex for the first time?



Sex that has become cheap nowadays?




I have been celibate for more than 5 years but If I want to have sex today, I will have. That is how cheap it has become.



omoh........bros wait 1st,u mean u never knack for 5yrs nw?
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Administration1: 1:00pm On May 31, 2023
DataCrab:
your first sentence is grammatically incorrect and a testament to your lack of intellectual sophistication. It's "what an achievement" not "what a achievement".... Thank you
Did you play the character Stewie in family guy?
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by DataCrab: 1:02pm On May 31, 2023
RoadMozart:
Congrats man. Hope day you no tell her say you be fresher
I no tell am ohh grin

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Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by westlius(m): 1:31pm On May 31, 2023
TONERO500:


Please how many hours should you wait before sex after taking this mixture?
20 -30 mints
Its an energy drink that boost the body system
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by westlius(m): 1:32pm On May 31, 2023
TONERO500:


And also apart from Viagra what should I take for erectile dysfunction or does this mixture work for ED
Yea bro try am first with Porn first
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Illegal1(m): 1:34pm On May 31, 2023
DataCrab:
I no tell am ohh grin
omoh.......funny guy,see as u jst dey happy lyk person wen win lotto

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Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by DataCrab: 1:42pm On May 31, 2023
Illegal1:


omoh.......funny guy,see as u jst dey happy lyk person wen win lotto
Omo, this one pass lotto bro. toto is sweet abeg. Omo, if you see the way I fûck this lady yesterday mehnn, I'm sure you no go believe say I be virgin. I make sure sey I engage every part of her body, I squeeze and suck bress tire guyyyyyyy grin The thing wey come pain me small be sey she no come dey too moan as I expect but anyhow, I still enjoy am die. Tomorrow Na another day grin
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Illegal1(m): 1:45pm On May 31, 2023
DataCrab:
Omo, this one pass lotto bro. toto is sweet abeg. Omo, if you see the way I fûck this lady yesterday mehnn, I'm sure you no go believe say I be virgin. I make sure sey I engage every part of her body, I squeeze and suck bress tire guyyyyyyy grin The thing wey come pain me small be sey she no come dey too moan as I expect but anyhow, I still enjoy am die. Tomorrow Na another day grin

omoh.......take am easy ooh bro.
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Farfalla(f): 1:49pm On May 31, 2023
Congratulations for your new-found discovery of kpekus.
Who knew this day would come?

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Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Starhearts: 1:51pm On May 31, 2023
ImmanuelMyron:
What a achievement.
This is purely bullshit.
You and sex worker?

Who hurts u
See how a fully grown up human being splitting poos online
Ur village pple have succeeded in getting ur pin-code
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Starhearts: 1:54pm On May 31, 2023
DataCrab:
Previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7708687/should-tell-olosho-im-virgin

Nairalanders come and rejoice with me. As from today 31st of may, 2023, I am officially no longer a virgin, glory be to God.
Mehnn, I had my first sex yesterday and It was the best feeling I've ever had in my entire life. I want to specially thank @westlius, Omo that mixture you recommended really worked like magic. I really had alot of fun mehnn, that thing sweet dieeeeeeeee. You needed to see the way i was sucking and fu*king simultaneously, pressing and pressing, Godddddd. I couldn't believe a first timer like me could fu*k like that ohh omo. To be honest, I felt like my years of watching porn really helped me not to look like a novice.
I'm planning on hooking up with the lady again for another one tomorrow by the grace of God. Thanks guys cool

Am happy 4 u.
But
Pls don't carry hook up oooo ..... Many hook up babe re wolf 🐺 in sheep 🐑 clothing

Just have a steady banger ... u will thank me later.
Have a nice enjoyment ahead

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Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by pipsplus2020: 2:00pm On May 31, 2023
Glorying in your shame! You had just defiled yourself and abused the grace that is meant to propel you to success. You should be mourning and not rejoice. Grow up and don't trap your destiny.
Repent!

DataCrab:
Previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7708687/should-tell-olosho-im-virgin

Nairalanders come and rejoice with me. As from today 31st of may, 2023, I am officially no longer a virgin, glory be to God.
Mehnn, I had my first sex yesterday and It was the best feeling I've ever had in my entire life. I want to specially thank @westlius, Omo that mixture you recommended really worked like magic. I really had alot of fun mehnn, that thing sweet dieeeeeeeee. You needed to see the way i was sucking and fu*king simultaneously, pressing and pressing, Godddddd. I couldn't believe a first timer like me could fu*k like that ohh omo. To be honest, I felt like my years of watching porn really helped me not to look like a novice.
I'm planning on hooking up with the lady again for another one tomorrow by the grace of God. Thanks guys cool
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by MechanicMike: 2:04pm On May 31, 2023
starman1:
Siofra come and see o!

This one is doing your comrades...

He is even planning to do more ..

Infact, you are next


angry
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Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by PapaNnamdi: 2:25pm On May 31, 2023
The werey put by the grace of God,

Hediot de celebrate toto fuckkkin,

Toto my boy is overated,
You can fuckkkk anything and it will still be sweeter than toto
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by solmusdesigns: 2:43pm On May 31, 2023
Go and marry... grin

Enjoy legal kpekus
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by bikefab(m): 2:54pm On May 31, 2023
This one is celebrating sex with olosho after watching series of porn and almost masturbating himself to death. Lazy Nigerian youth
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by ayo2008: 2:55pm On May 31, 2023
DataCrab:
Previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7708687/should-tell-olosho-im-virgin

Nairalanders come and rejoice with me. As from today 31st of may, 2023, I am officially no longer a virgin, glory be to God.
Mehnn, I had my first sex yesterday and It was the best feeling I've ever had in my entire life. I want to specially thank @westlius, Omo that mixture you recommended really worked like magic. I really had alot of fun mehnn, that thing sweet dieeeeeeeee. You needed to see the way i was sucking and fu*king simultaneously, pressing and pressing, Godddddd. I couldn't believe a first timer like me could fu*k like that ohh omo. To be honest, I felt like my years of watching porn really helped me not to look like a novice.
I'm planning on hooking up with the lady again for another one tomorrow by the grace of God. Thanks guys cool

Flee fornication!
God hates it
Sin might be sweet, the feeling is temporary and the end thereof is destruction!

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Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by SenatePresdo(m): 3:03pm On May 31, 2023
DataCrab:
Previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7708687/should-tell-olosho-im-virgin

Nairalanders come and rejoice with me. As from today 31st of may, 2023, I am officially no longer a virgin, glory be to God.
Mehnn, I had my first sex yesterday and It was the best feeling I've ever had in my entire life. I want to specially thank @westlius, Omo that mixture you recommended really worked like magic. I really had alot of fun mehnn, that thing sweet dieeeeeeeee. You needed to see the way i was sucking and fu*king simultaneously, pressing and pressing, Godddddd. I couldn't believe a first timer like me could fu*k like that ohh omo. To be honest, I felt like my years of watching porn really helped me not to look like a novice.
I'm planning on hooking up with the lady again for another one tomorrow by the grace of God. Thanks guys cool

A hooker disvirgined you?

Bro you will be into hookers for a very looooong time.

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Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by nokspos: 3:19pm On May 31, 2023
not me

Illegal1:


omoh.......nah olosho disvirgin most guys for dis country,dats the simple truth

nah olosho disvirgin me ooh.
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Alusiizizi(m): 3:22pm On May 31, 2023
DataCrab:
Previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7708687/should-tell-olosho-im-virgin

Nairalanders come and rejoice with me. As from today 31st of may, 2023, I am officially no longer a virgin, glory be to God.
Mehnn, I had my first sex yesterday and It was the best feeling I've ever had in my entire life. I want to specially thank @westlius, Omo that mixture you recommended really worked like magic. I really had alot of fun mehnn, that thing sweet dieeeeeeeee. You needed to see the way i was sucking and fu*king simultaneously, pressing and pressing, Godddddd. I couldn't believe a first timer like me could fu*k like that ohh omo. To be honest, I felt like my years of watching porn really helped me not to look like a novice.
I'm planning on hooking up with the lady again for another one tomorrow by the grace of God. Thanks guys cool

So this is what is passing for achievement these days. Your mates are busy working out how they are going to launch careers/business, make money and become the men that they were meant to be, yet you are here congratulating yourself on your escapades with one olosho. My condolences goes not to you but to the parents who bore and struggled to raise the human waste that you turned out to be!!
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by BluntTheApostle(m): 3:40pm On May 31, 2023
Illegal1:


omoh........bros wait 1st,u mean u never knack for 5yrs nw?


Yes, na. In fact, August 4 will make it 6 years.
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by franklingud(m): 3:42pm On May 31, 2023
My son, get ready to face the music.
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by DataCrab: 3:43pm On May 31, 2023
Alusiizizi:


So this is what is passing for achievement these days. Your mates are busy working out how they are going to launch careers/business, make money and become the men that they were meant to be, yet you are here congratulating yourself on your escapades with one olosho. My condolences goes not to you but to the parents who bore and struggled to raise the human waste that you turned out to be!!
Just by reading the crap you typed, I can tell you've gone through and still going through a lot of hardship in your life. Don't worry, everything will be alright. Try dey fûck once once abeg, e get why. If you can't afford a hooker, just send me your account number make I press something put for you there. Or even if you're not into hookers, still drop am, make you use am buy beer drink.
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Styluss: 3:44pm On May 31, 2023
Omoh this is so funny, see as I am laughing really hard , the werey still dey put God inside fornication
DataCrab:
Previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7708687/should-tell-olosho-im-virgin

Nairalanders come and rejoice with me. As from today 31st of may, 2023, I am officially no longer a virgin, glory be to God.
Mehnn, I had my first sex yesterday and It was the best feeling I've ever had in my entire life. I want to specially thank @westlius, Omo that mixture you recommended really worked like magic. I really had alot of fun mehnn, that thing sweet dieeeeeeeee. You needed to see the way i was sucking and fu*king simultaneously, pressing and pressing, Godddddd. I couldn't believe a first timer like me could fu*k like that ohh omo. To be honest, I felt like my years of watching porn really helped me not to look like a novice.
I'm planning on hooking up with the lady again for another one tomorrow by the grace of God. Thanks guys cool
Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by LUAN1: 3:45pm On May 31, 2023
DataCrab:
Just by reading the crap you typed, I can tell you've gone through and still going through a lot of hardship in your life. Don't worry, everything will be alright. Try dey fûck once once abeg, e get why. If you can't afford a hooker, just send me your account number make I press something put for you there. Or even if you're not into hookers, still drop am, make you use am buy beer drink.
please help me let me use am buy gas, abeg. Should i drop aza?
Please

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