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Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by FahBuLous: 4:06pm On May 31, 2023

FalseProphet please prophecy into this guys live..

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by pansophist(m): 4:10pm On May 31, 2023

DataCrab:
your first sentence is grammatically incorrect and a testament to your lack of intellectual sophistication. It's "what an achievement" not "what a achievement".... Thank you

Firstly, you don't start a sentence with a small letter, but a capital one, especially when you're starting the sentence with a possessive determiner (Your).

Secondly, your sentence is also not correct because the ending full stop should be just one, not four.

Thirdly, grammatical errors of a language are not, and have not been evidence of the speaker being intellectually handicapped. I don't speak Yoruba fluently, I'm I dumb now?

The person you quoted made an irrelevant error that should at best, be seen as a typo or not worthy of acknowledgement. Using that as a ploy to insult him is informally known as going for the low hanging fruit. It's not honorable.

Although my aforementioned points are trivial, I had to bring it up because he who decides to point out the flaws in others should have clean hands.

Having said that, I'm only giving you a dose of your own medicine. I come in peace.

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Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by FalseProphet1(m): 4:14pm On May 31, 2023

FahBuLous:
FalseProphet please prophecy into this guys live..

The girl whom he slept with is an agent of the dark force. His glory is already on an altar in the Marine kingdom, very soon he'll start seeing shege.

This I have seen.

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Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by DrinkWater10: 4:22pm On May 31, 2023

otemeh01:
Well, congratulations. But wait after a few weeks when you starts taking ill and your joy evaporates. Pls, don't dive into a hooker without protection no matter how the thing sweet you reach. Also, take hepatitis vaccine too if you intend to continue in this path for healteh reasons. Stay safe.

Where can one take HPV vaccines in Lagos, I checked my primary health centre and it wasn't available.

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by FahBuLous: 4:27pm On May 31, 2023

FalseProphet1:

The girl whom he slept with is an agent of the dark force. His glory is already on an altar in the Marine kingdom, very soon he'll start seeing shege.

This I have seen.

OP your own don finish. The great nairaland prophet has spoken.

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Illegal1(m): 4:39pm On May 31, 2023

BluntTheApostle:

Yes, na. In fact, August 4 will make it 6 years.

omoh.......5yrs with out sex,bros u try ooh
the highest i fit go nah 1 month ooh..

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by otemeh01(m): 4:42pm On May 31, 2023

DrinkWater10:

Where can one take HPV vaccines in Lagos, I checked my primary health centre and it wasn't available.

Unfortunately, I am not based in Lagos. But I reside in a small town in my present location and most of the private hospital that are barely standard have the vaccine. You will have to pay a small amount for it. So my advice is to walk into any nearby hospital around you and ask for it.

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by TONERO500(m): 4:46pm On May 31, 2023

westlius:

20 -30 mints
Its an energy drink that boost the body system

Ok thanks

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by DrinkWater10: 4:48pm On May 31, 2023

otemeh01:

Unfortunately, I am not based in Lagos. But I reside in a small town in my present location and most of the private hospital that are barely standard have the vaccine. You will have to pay a small amount for it. So my advice is to walk into any nearby hospital around you and ask for it.

Thanks., How much were you charged for it, if imay ask

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by ImpregnaTor(m): 4:48pm On May 31, 2023

DataCrab:
Omo, this one pass lotto bro. toto is sweet abeg. Omo, if you see the way I fûck this lady yesterday mehnn, I'm sure you no go believe say I be virgin. I make sure sey I engage every part of her body, I squeeze and suck bress tire guyyyyyyy The thing wey come pain me small be sey she no come dey too moan as I expect but anyhow, I still enjoy am die. Tomorrow Na another day

lol

You have been masturbating before u had your first sex; so now pls compare and contrast the experience of masturbation and actual sex.

I'm waiting, I want to use it for my project tooic cheesy

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Illegal1(m): 4:49pm On May 31, 2023

pipsplus2020:
Glorying in your shame! You had just defiled yourself and abused the grace that is meant to propel you to success. You should be mourning and not rejoice. Grow up and don't trap your destiny.
Repent!

omoh.......say no more if u are nt a virgin..

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by TONERO500(m): 4:49pm On May 31, 2023

DataCrab:
Omo, this one pass lotto bro. toto is sweet abeg. Omo, if you see the way I fûck this lady yesterday mehnn, I'm sure you no go believe say I be virgin. I make sure sey I engage every part of her body, I squeeze and suck bress tire guyyyyyyy The thing wey come pain me small be sey she no come dey too moan as I expect but anyhow, I still enjoy am die. Tomorrow Na another day

Lol the only two girls (ashawos) make I don Bleep for my life no moan at All, this is to say ASHAWO no dey moan

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Illegal1(m): 4:52pm On May 31, 2023

bikefab:
This one is celebrating sex with olosho after watching series of porn and almost masturbating himself to death. Lazy Nigerian youth

omoh.......abeg no too blame the guy,man body no be fire wood..

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Illegal1(m): 5:00pm On May 31, 2023

FahBuLous:
OP your own don finish. The great nairaland prophet has spoken.

omoh......abeg make una no dey put fear for my guy body..

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Fortune118005(m): 5:08pm On May 31, 2023

DataCrab:
Previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7708687/should-tell-olosho-im-virgin

Nairalanders come and rejoice with me. As from today 31st of may, 2023, I am officially no longer a virgin, glory be to God.
Mehnn, I had my first sex yesterday and It was the best feeling I've ever had in my entire life. I want to specially thank @westlius, Omo that mixture you recommended really worked like magic. I really had alot of fun mehnn, that thing sweet dieeeeeeeee. You needed to see the way i was sucking and fu*king simultaneously, pressing and pressing, Godddddd. I couldn't believe a first timer like me could fu*k like that ohh omo. To be honest, I felt like my years of watching porn really helped me not to look like a novice.
I'm planning on hooking up with the lady again for another one tomorrow by the grace of God. Thanks guys

Are you married?
Infact from your write up it certain that you are not married. Please take your bible and read 1 Corinthians 6:13, 1 Corinthians 7:2 and the same 1Corinthians 6:18.
After that, pray for the Lord to forgive you and have mercy on you because what you are celebrating is a great mistake that you did yesterday in which you yourself will begin to see the consequences of the mistake you are celebrating soon Hmmmmm it is well
May the Lord help you.
If you don't mind, you can send me a direct message on my e-mail for counselling and prayers.

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Fortune118005(m): 5:12pm On May 31, 2023

Chai see how you people are celebrating fornication. Chai cry

this generation needs plenty of prayers.

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Contekbbc: 5:46pm On May 31, 2023

DataCrab:
Previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7708687/should-tell-olosho-im-virgin

Nairalanders come and rejoice with me. As from today 31st of may, 2023, I am officially no longer a virgin, glory be to God.
Mehnn, I had my first sex yesterday and It was the best feeling I've ever had in my entire life. I want to specially thank @westlius, Omo that mixture you recommended really worked like magic. I really had alot of fun mehnn, that thing sweet dieeeeeeeee. You needed to see the way i was sucking and fu*king simultaneously, pressing and pressing, Godddddd. I couldn't believe a first timer like me could fu*k like that ohh omo. To be honest, I felt like my years of watching porn really helped me not to look like a novice.
I'm planning on hooking up with the lady again for another one tomorrow by the grace of God. Thanks guys

you no well I swear!

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by finallybusy: 6:07pm On May 31, 2023

Nothing concern me.

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Sirchiboy: 6:22pm On May 31, 2023

DataCrab:
Previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7708687/should-tell-olosho-im-virgin

Nairalanders come and rejoice with me. As from today 31st of may, 2023, I am officially no longer a virgin, glory be to God.
Mehnn, I had my first sex yesterday and It was the best feeling I've ever had in my entire life. I want to specially thank @westlius, Omo that mixture you recommended really worked like magic. I really had alot of fun mehnn, that thing sweet dieeeeeeeee. You needed to see the way i was sucking and fu*king simultaneously, pressing and pressing, Godddddd. I couldn't believe a first timer like me could fu*k like that ohh omo. To be honest, I felt like my years of watching porn really helped me not to look like a novice.
I'm planning on hooking up with the lady again for another one tomorrow by the grace of God. Thanks, guys

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How long did you last

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by DataCrab: 6:25pm On May 31, 2023

Sirchiboy:
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How long did you last

about 30-35 I think

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by otemeh01(m): 6:57pm On May 31, 2023

DrinkWater10:

Thanks., How much were you charged for it, if imay ask

They are two if I can remember correctly. Hep b and C.. one was less than 5k. I can't remember again. Pls pardon me.

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by westlius(m): 7:07pm On May 31, 2023

Sirchiboy:
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How long did you last

As long as u want

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Carot: 7:16pm On May 31, 2023

Illegal1:

omoh.......nah olosho disvirgin most guys for dis country,dats the simple truth

nah olosho disvirgin me ooh.

she suck your dick

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Carot: 7:18pm On May 31, 2023

Illegal1:

omoh.......dis mixture go pepper ooh,ginger dey hot,bitter kola dey hot,chelsea dry gin slf dey hot.

any way sha,i go try am on sunday night after sum dorime...

which condom is best?

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by BluntTheApostle(m): 7:27pm On May 31, 2023

Illegal1:

omoh.......5yrs with out sex,bros u try ooh

the highest i fit go nah 1 month ooh..

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Sirchiboy: 7:38pm On May 31, 2023

westlius:

As long as u want

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What will I take to last for hours

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Sirchiboy: 7:43pm On May 31, 2023

DataCrab:
Just by reading the crap you typed, I can tell you've gone through and still going through a lot of hardship in your life. Don't worry, everything will be alright. Try dey fûck once once abeg, e get why. If you can't afford a hooker, just send me your account number make I press something put for you there. Or even if you're not into hookers, still drop am, make you use am buy beer drink.

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Thank you sir

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Sirchiboy: 7:48pm On May 31, 2023

DataCrab:
Previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7708687/should-tell-olosho-im-virgin

Nairalanders come and rejoice with me. As from today 31st of may, 2023, I am officially no longer a virgin, glory be to God.
Mehnn, I had my first sex yesterday and It was the best feeling I've ever had in my entire life. I want to specially thank @westlius, Omo that mixture you recommended really worked like magic. I really had alot of fun mehnn, that thing sweet dieeeeeeeee. You needed to see the way i was sucking and fu*king simultaneously, pressing and pressing, Godddddd. I couldn't believe a first timer like me could fu*k like that ohh omo. To be honest, I felt like my years of watching porn really helped me not to look like a novice.
I'm planning on hooking up with the lady again for another one tomorrow by the grace of God. Thanks guys

.if you want her to moan.
Find Aboniki and rub around your cd and watch her speak in language of lakaka

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by westlius(m): 8:08pm On May 31, 2023

Sirchiboy:
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What will I take to last for hours

Check my recommendations

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Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by yarimo(m): 8:29pm On May 31, 2023

Where are pictures and videos undecided

DataCrab:
Previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7708687/should-tell-olosho-im-virgin

Nairalanders come and rejoice with me. As from today 31st of may, 2023, I am officially no longer a virgin, glory be to God.
Mehnn, I had my first sex yesterday and It was the best feeling I've ever had in my entire life. I want to specially thank @westlius, Omo that mixture you recommended really worked like magic. I really had alot of fun mehnn, that thing sweet dieeeeeeeee. You needed to see the way i was sucking and fu*king simultaneously, pressing and pressing, Godddddd. I couldn't believe a first timer like me could fu*k like that ohh omo. To be honest, I felt like my years of watching porn really helped me not to look like a novice.
I'm planning on hooking up with the lady again for another one tomorrow by the grace of God. Thanks guys

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by Sirchiboy: 8:31pm On May 31, 2023

westlius:

Check my recommendations

Drop it here

Re: I Finally Had My First Sex Yesterday by westlius(m): 8:35pm On May 31, 2023

Sirchiboy:

Drop it here

Bitter kola
Ginger
Grind it
Mix with local gin

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