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Education › Re: most Funniest comments and Posts On Nairaland! by DateMynd44(m): 5:37pm On Mar 20, 2017

the o.p is high on weed

Foreign Affairs › Re: Zambian Minister On His Knees As President Lungu Talks To Him (Photo) by DateMynd44(m): 5:25pm On Mar 20, 2017

yourexcellency:
A Minister in Zambia is akin to a clerk in Nigeria while their president cannot stand a local government chairman here

hehehehe

lol you're not far from the truth bro grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Zambian Minister On His Knees As President Lungu Talks To Him (Photo) by DateMynd44(m): 5:23pm On Mar 20, 2017

yeyeboi:
Too much home training

lol funny pics lol

Education › Re: In Kano: Govt Approves N37m For Purchase Of JAMB Forms For 5,000 Candidates by DateMynd44(m): 12:58pm On Mar 20, 2017

okosodo:
They will fail the exam, but they will be admitted because they must rule

lol lmao

even this ELDS of a stuff do favour all the northerners for admission.
I don't really know what's so much in this Northern tribe that they're always favoured.

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Business › Re: Dangote Plans To Buy Arsenal F.C. In 4 Years Time by DateMynd44(m): 7:27pm On Sep 22, 2016

Lukmann1:
Dangote is will turned Arsenal into Eyimba fc if he finally bought the club. Too much money was what is worried him.

JayJayGee:
u suppose be anonymous reader... see the rubbish u dey type

osothermal:
hmmm recession really hold this one

hahahahaha rotfl..
Nothing were person no go see for nairaland

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Health › Re: Doctor Removes Herdsman’s Kidney In Adamawa Thinking It's Tumour by DateMynd44(m): 7:10pm On Sep 22, 2016

Lukmann1:

he mistakes removed his kidney? that doctor need to be prisoned for do that. rubbish

just like you need to be imprisoned for murdering our dear english

Health › Re: Doctor Removes Herdsman’s Kidney In Adamawa Thinking It's Tumour by DateMynd44(m): 7:09pm On Sep 22, 2016

Lukmann1:

he mistakes removed his kidney? that doctor need to be prisoned for do that. rubbish

Politics › Re: Anambra Police Releases Statement, Warns IPOB Members Who Plan Protest Tomorrow by DateMynd44(m): 6:59pm On Sep 22, 2016

Ahmedhussain3463:
lol,hw many sacrifice of our country men and women do we ab av to make b4 iopd youth realise biafra is fake?is like huasa fulani and yoruba have to consider igbo presidency to kill biafra kpatakpata

we all know that this biafrau'd agitation is a wash. What the igbos need is compensation in politics

Politics › Re: Anambra Police Releases Statement, Warns IPOB Members Who Plan Protest Tomorrow by DateMynd44(m): 6:56pm On Sep 22, 2016

eazysally:
RIP in advance for those who will sure die tmrw. Take it or leave it, it must happen.

upon all what happened to the last ipob protesters who were shot dead at anambra, this cows will never learn.
Wont hesitate to type rip(rest in pieces) tomoro

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Romance › I Love Janet And I Wish To Marry Her (read To See Why) by DateMynd44(op): 5:58pm On Sep 22, 2016

I met Sharon (pseudonym) on one these social networking platform and we both became close, i requested to see her and she complied in the affirmative.
Though she proposed that the rendezvous (venue) of our meeting should be a a classic foodies or a 5 star hotel but i told her that i'm just devoid of cash for now, she accepted and we met at a love relaxing garden, and immediately i sighted her dazzling appearance, i was like "Chineke me eh"
her swaggs was just too superfluous and her skin complexion was melaninly fresh and emollient compared to the rags i wore with a tatterd and rumple cloth with an unkempt hair and worn out palms slippers, my skin complexion has dilapidated to a black charcoalish colour due to excessive exposure to the scorching sun due to my handwork/occupation (i'm a bricklayer).
The moment i signaled Sharon that the ugly entity with tattered dress is me,..... Pheewwww she felt so repulsive and from her body language i knew she felt like nauseating... While we walked down the isles, i could deduced that she was uncomfortable with my appearance, she beheld the environs and observed how so many cute girls were walking in duos and company of their respective boyfriends and their boyfriends were handsome beyond human expression.
She looked at me twice and knew she was the odd one out and couldn't imagine how a girl of her class could stoop so low o meddle with my type...,
well we all ended the day, bade each other farewell and parted our ways
logged in back on Whatsapp to continue our tè-tè-a-tè-tè (conversation) but observed that she blocked me and obliterated me off.
I was so downcasted, depressed and despondent and was worried how a girl could discriminate me all because of my looks which wasn't up to her expectations...
I later summed up courage and continued with my HUSTLING and there i met Janet....
Let me pause for a while here.
Can i continue? Hope i created suspense

Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by DateMynd44(m): 5:09pm On Sep 22, 2016

LordDecency:
In The Next 24hrs...

if by this time tomorow, none is yet to register then the Village People in his/her life are very strong agents of destruction

Romance › Re: Ladies, Share Your Experience With A Misogynist (woman Hater) by DateMynd44(m): 2:43am On Sep 22, 2016

George22016:
my last ex turned me to a misogynist. she was never faithful and never stuck with me.even when she was as black as anything. anyway I like the way I bullshit girls and maybe I'll give love another chance when I have traveled out of Nigeria.am soo done with Nigerian bitches.going for the white chicks olorun

goingape goingape1 and misogynist2014 were all right.
NAIJA girls are so worthless

Romance › Re: Well........... by DateMynd44(m): 2:40am On Sep 22, 2016

George22016:
all this babies under 24 that can't be a wife material. business funded by husband so that love will flow.I rather have a big wedding than fund any business for a useless woman
quote me and die

hahahaha amor you're wicked gan lol

Nairaland General › Re: Guys Play With A Python Killed In Akwa-Ibom State. Photos by DateMynd44(m): 12:26am On Sep 22, 2016

lacoach:
Akwa isongho o!

IYAH o IYAI

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Education › Re: A Federal University Where Over 99% Of The Admitted Students Are From 1 Tribe. by DateMynd44(m): 10:40pm On Sep 21, 2016

9rad:
On dis ish on ground.... We cant really judge cause we dont know d actual amount of yoruba's that applied for adm in unn...... Come to tink of it, y would a yoruba guy eva tink of going to the east to study wen we hav better universities here in southwest

you said it all. You judge as if they knew the actual statistics of the yorubas that applied for UNN and i wonder why the Yorubas will leave their sound and reputable universities to travel down and school at the east.

Education › Re: A Federal University Where Over 99% Of The Admitted Students Are From 1 Tribe. by DateMynd44(m): 10:38pm On Sep 21, 2016

9rad:
Chap..... . Thats how unilag admission policy has been since its existence in 1962, those state u mentioned are d states under catchment area, do u expect unilag to include eastern state as part of its catchment area?

no but rather the cut off marks pegged for merit shouldn't have such a wide margin.
For instance, a course like Mathematics whose merit cut off was pegged at 64 while that of the various catchment states were slated at 55 57 and 59. That's a huge gap and such admission modality must be questioned because that's huge tribalism.
That retar'd and dunderheaded malam adamu started all this

Crime › Re: Man Rapes 8-year-old Girl To Coma In Otukpo, Benue State (PHOTO) by DateMynd44(m): 8:25pm On Sep 21, 2016

My Northern brothers always in the news for the wrong reason. After God my brother FearNorth.

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Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by DateMynd44(m): 6:40pm On Sep 21, 2016

faybobby:
EDIT YOUR BIO-DATA & INPUT A NEW ACTIVE E-MAIL FAST.(TIME IS RUNNING OUT).

samuelizz:
Yes. You can still go back to your bio data and change it.

faybobby:
EDIT YOUR BIO-DATA & INPUT A NEW ACTIVE E-MAIL FAST.(TIME IS RUNNING OUT).

thanks but shey there is no need to print out again right?

Education › Re: FUNAAB To Admit 3,800 Out Of 17, 334 Candidates by DateMynd44(m): 6:27pm On Sep 21, 2016

mercyviv:
At least they tried. Most Fed. Institutions are no longer employing at this recession period. Instead they are cutting down on employees

wetin this one smoke?
Ogbeni wake up from sleep it's morning. hope say you no pee on your pants

Celebrities › Re: Mr Ibu Shows Off Swag, Flaunts Pot-Belly In New Photo by DateMynd44(m): 6:21pm On Sep 21, 2016

kestolove95:
very ugly man....dix man has never made me laff... no of him film gt meaning ..jst like his tribe

no of his film get meaning or none of his movies has meaning? Youre an illiterate, better go get an education.
Frustrated witch

Celebrities › Re: Mr Ibu Shows Off Swag, Flaunts Pot-Belly In New Photo by DateMynd44(m): 6:18pm On Sep 21, 2016

TellingItAsItIs:
woe betides the unfortunate man that marries this hate filled bigoted witch.

leave that frustrated bastar'd hmmm, your moniker though

Celebrities › Re: Mr Ibu Shows Off Swag, Flaunts Pot-Belly In New Photo by DateMynd44(m): 6:17pm On Sep 21, 2016

zionwest:
why the insults?..everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion

will you shut the fûck up. Because everybody or anybody is entitled to his/her opinion means she must insult a tribe?

Politics › Re: Ordinary Nigerians Not Among Those Saying ‘Bring Back Corruption’ - Osinbajo by DateMynd44(m): 6:00pm On Sep 21, 2016

BuariCopyPaste:
This man has lost it

this man's head has been Northernised by Buhari

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Politics › Re: Ordinary Nigerians Not Among Those Saying ‘Bring Back Corruption’ - Osinbajo by DateMynd44(m): 5:57pm On Sep 21, 2016

MzPecs:
[color=#00cccc] Thank you nwanne'm oo [/color]

flat headed ipod yoots ti take over

Politics › Re: Ordinary Nigerians Not Among Those Saying ‘Bring Back Corruption’ - Osinbajo by DateMynd44(m): 5:56pm On Sep 21, 2016

hylyne:
Guy u wicked ooo... See comparison hahahahha

my guy i don laugh tire

Education › Re: 2016/2017 Obafemi Awolowo University Aspirant by DateMynd44(m): 5:40pm On Sep 21, 2016

druxy:
OAU Peeps News Agency has confirmed the release of the 2016/2017 admission cut-off marks for the Faculty of Arts, Obafemi Awolowo University. See below:
Dramatic Arts
Merit: 56.0%
Lagos - 53.8%
Oyo - 54.0%
Ondo - 51.1%
Ogun - 53.6%
Osun - 54.7%
Ekiti - 54.7%
ELDS - 50.9%
Pre-Degree – %
Linguistics
Merit - 59.6%
Lagos - 58.5%
Oyo - 56.5%
Ondo - 50.7%
Ogun - 55.5%
Osun - 58.4%
Ekiti - 54.1%
ELDS - 53.5%
Pre-Degree – %
Music
Merit - 50.0%
Lagos - 50.0%
Oyo - 50.0%
Ondo - 50.0%
Ogun - 50.0%
Osun - 50.0%
Ekiti - 50.0%
ELDS - 50.0%
Pre-Degree – %
Philosophy
Merit - 50.4%
Lagos - 50.4%
Oyo - 50.4%
Ondo - 50.4%
Ogun - 50.4%
Osun - 50.4%
Ekiti - 50.4%
ELDS - 50.4%
Pre-Degree – %
Religious Studies
Merit - 51.2%
Lagos - 51.2%
Oyo - 51.2%
Ondo - 51.2%
Ogun - 51.2%
Osun - 51.2%
Ekiti - 51.2%
ELDS - 41.2%
Pre-Degree – %
Yoruba
Merit - 50.1%
Lagos - 50.1%
Oyo - 50.1%
Ondo - 50.1%
Ogun - 50.1%
Osun - 50.1%
Ekiti - 50.1%
ELDS - 50.1%
Pre-Degree – %
English Language
Merit - 57.1%
Lagos - 51.6%
Oyo - 55.9%
Ondo - 53.1%
Ogun - 54.2%
Osun - 55.9%
Ekiti - 52.7%
ELDS - 50.3%
Pre-Degree – %
French
Merit - 51.6%
Lagos - 51.6%
Oyo - 51.6%
Ondo - 51.6%
Ogun - 51.6%
Osun - 51.6%
Ekiti - 51.6%
ELDS - 51.6%
Pre-Degree – %
German
Merit - 50.5%
Lagos - 50.5%
Oyo - 50.5%
Ondo - 50.5%
Ogun - 50.5%
Osun - 50.5%
Ekiti - 50.5%
ELDS - 50.5%
Pre-Degree – %
History
Merit - 50.7%
Lagos - 50.7%
Oyo - 50.7%
Ondo - 50.7%
Ogun - 50.7%
Osun - 50.7%%
Ekiti - 50.7%
ELDS - 50.7
Pre-Degree – %
Literature-In-English
Merit - 50.9
Lagos - 50.9%
Oyo - 50.9%
Ondo - 50.9%
Ogun - 50.9%
Osun - 50.9%
Ekiti - 50.9%
ELDS - 50.9%
Pre-Degree – %
Portuguese
Merit - 53.4%
Lagos - 53.4%
Oyo - 53.4%
Ondo - 53.4%
Ogun - 53.4%
Osun - 53.4%
Ekiti - 53.4%
ELDS - 53.4%
Pre-Degree – %

why is religious studies cut off mark higher than competitive courses like philosophy, Literature and history

Education › Re: 2016/2017 University of Ibadan Admission Thread Guide. by DateMynd44(m): 5:23pm On Sep 21, 2016

dearpiriye:
I haven't heard of anything too. Just be patient. UI likes to take their sweet time.

do ui send notifications of admission via email? Cos the email i used for registering has been suspended and i cant retrieve it back. Can i go back to my bio data and input a new email or should i forget about it?

Crime › Re: Alhaji Accused Of Raping And Impregnating An Orphan In Sokoto by DateMynd44(m): 5:16pm On Sep 21, 2016

Elhabeeb1:
Shey you no see that grandpa wey una brothers catch yesterday wey dey *uck that little girl for bush or are you just addicted to the north side the best side!

that one happened once unlike your north were it's a daily occurence, you guys can't survive a day without commiting such crime, it's in your nature and genes.
After God my brother FearNorth

Crime › Re: Alhaji Accused Of Raping And Impregnating An Orphan In Sokoto by DateMynd44(m): 3:12pm On Sep 21, 2016

Ghost447:
The thing dey their blood.

holluphemydavid:
People from dat side are always like Dat, tank God is dem dem dis time around

Ghost447:
The thing dey their blood.

na so them dey behave.
Northerners and Paedophiles be like

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