odizeey: GUIDE TO ARSENAL'S TRANSFER POLICY.
1.Identify unsettled superstar.
2.Ensure he has no interest in joining.
3.Make a bid just under what would be a realistic price.
4.Drag negotiations,gi­ve false hopes and eventually not sign the
player.
5.Blame player's club for rejecting your bid,bad agent e.t.c.
6.Sign unknown French kid.

Αη∂ did they do that in Ozil's case? My brother things change, and it has started with ARSENAL. Gunner till eternity....

It's still a long thing, but it's as close as u can eva imagine. Prepare for it now so u won't spend almost a week sleeping in classrooms during the clearance. This is a forum whr u can meet reasonable ppl dat u can squat with.

Sleep-chatin already...
Gudnyt peeps, abi na ♏®ňiňģ sef.

The sacked minister of education, prof. Rufa'I Ruqayyatu says she was going back to the university to teach. Wetin concern me?
If she like make she use vex mind go join ASUU prolong d strike till 2015, na satan go show her pepper.

To the newly admitted students, I say a big welcome to you.
You shud be hapi and not joyful because UNIBEN is a skul without JOY. This is just the 3rd step (after JAMB and Post-utme) in gettin into the best university in Nigeria. Online and, most importantly physical clearance are still to come. They are stages where UNIBEN tells the newly admitted that "Many are called but NOT all are chosen". This is because some of you will fall short of the school's requirements for clearance. I pray this will not be your portion in Jesus name, amen. Some who were given mouth-watering courses like Med-Surg, Law, Pharmacy, Engineering etc may end up being pushed to other faculties and departments, eg kinetics, maths, and sociology EDU due to O'level deficiency.
NOTE: Do not be tensed, disturbed and depressed if you are not cleared in the early stages of the clearance exercise, just be assured that you can still be cleared towards the end of the first semester. I ain't sayin you shudn't clear the same time with others and wait till it is late, I'm saying if per adventure you are unlucky to clear on time due to one problem or the other, just relax your nerves, go for classes and read your books. because whether or not you like it the school cannot stop her calendar because of you.
I was like you just last year, so I undastand the excitement.
Wishing you a stress-free clearance (when it commences). Datogen. BBM-22071A56, 2go-datumedics.... I rep Industrial Chem.

Davidtolu: If u re interested, d house s self con, right in BDPA, it s fenced, nd it s 65K per annum. It s jst 2minutes to d main gate.

Bro, are u serious? I am very much interested. Pls let's meet nd dialogue. Do wel to reach me on 2go; datumedics.

Suddenly, PASSPORT IRREGULARITY. *Rebooting the system* Baba God pls let thr be no irregularities 2mao.
Loading.... 2 percent.

I biliv some students slept in the auditorium. At 6am I thought I was early, not knowing I wud meet dis intimidating crowd. All necessary documents set, waiting to approach the clearance officer... INDUSTRIAL CHEMISTRY... 2go: datumedics.

Mexyz: U guys shud ansa na, are they demandn for d original jamb result slip?

Yes na. UNIBEN matter taya me. Whr are u @?

Ifeyz:
wer re u @..

My dear, I'm at the BURSARY department now, waiting to collect my receipt. Whr are u @?

If u see anybody with blue cap, red shirt, green trousers, white socks and purple shoes, just slap his ears. That might be me.
NOTE: SLAP AT OWNER'S RISK.

Adaeze18: Today was fuun... I no evn see anybody for dis thread

I see u na.. Abi u no notice the guy wei dei smile at u carelessly? Na mi na. Buh i was 2 shy-shamed 2 approach u. I go boldly meet u 2mao.

ericpetters: any fresher to join me in renting g single rm at adolor area shld cal me on 08069654192

Guy as i dey so i ready for the rent parole o. Just stranded ryt now in a cafe.

A Lion having a bad day, feeling like pouncing on anything that runs into his path.
He sees a monkey, he roars loudly and asks ''who is the mightiest animal alive''? The monkey, fearing for its life, replies ''It's you, your highness''.
So the Lion moves on and comes across a mountain Goat, roars and asks ''who is the king of the jungle''? Again, the goat, afraid of being killed, replies ''It's you, your majesty''.
The Lion moves on and meets an elephant, again he roars loudly and asks the same question. The elephant picks the Lion with its trunk, smashes him on the ground and smashes him against a tree. Then without a word it walks away. The injured Lion wakes up and shouts at the elephant.. ''Just because you don't know the answer doesn't mean you have to get so upset''
splendid day to y'al. UNIBEN, na ur eye be dis?

Ifeyz:
guy hide ur potter hotplate is coming

Lol.... Na hunger or fear cause am.. I go use my beans boil the stove.

A basin of garri. 1/4 bag of rice. A rubber of brown beans. 4 litres of groundnut/palm oil. 4 tubers of yam. 20 fingers of unripe plantain. Salt. Fresh pepper. Fresh tomatoes. Onion bulbs. Stock fish. Periwinkle. 6litres of kerosene. Stove. Pots. Plates. Cutlery. Cups. 2 bags of sachet water.... ALL CHECKED. Person need fud 4 strength to face UNIBEN wahala.
Wishin y'all a splendid NOVEMBER.

Metaphycist pls whr did u get dis outrageous expenditure list 4rm? I am too young to develop high BP o. U 4got to add kitchen fee, toilet fee, restaurant fee, walking fee, seeeing fee, breathing fee, talking fee etc. UNIBEN mata jes taya me, I don't even knw whr to start lying 4rm. Gud mawnin.

@ Acemmy, u are to fill in ur O'level subjects and grades. If u are using two sittings, make sure u fill the years nd months appropriately. But if u are using just one sitting, ignore the ''2nd sitting'' area and move on. NOTE: Do not click on the SAVE AND REQUEST CLEARANCE button if u are not thru wit the registration, as u cannot edit it. Gudluck.. I rep Industrial chemistry.

Let's all go to the Lord in kneeling form. Happy sunday.

Barka da Sallah to all muslim faithfuls. I believe u all are havin a stress-free online clearance. Be careful so as not to make any costly mistake. Mine was stress-free. Who cares to talk about it, hook me up on 2go: datumedics.

@ Curteous, yes. Eco Bank verve card can be used 4 online transactions. I used it during the Post Utme registration, and a guy used it yestaday (for clearance). Altho I used my UBA verve card for the clearance. As for the affidavit, u can. But it is better to also do it in one of the national newspapers. Hope this helps. Gudluck.

Sorry is wen u upload a luv letter to ur bf/gf in place of ur JAMB admssn letter, u go knw say difrnce dey btwn d 2. Sori is also wen u present NEPA bill instead of ur online payment receipt during physical clearance. Sori is wen u upload ur malaria test result instead of ur O'level result, dat 1 be say malaria go catch u for 1 whole year.
U fit add ur own. Una gud mawnin 4 insyd dis mawnin.
Hapi born-day, VOUCHER.

I'm thru with mine. The procedure is very simple if u can adhere strictly to the instructions. I used my UBA verve card for the online payment. I believe it is not all banks that allow online transactions. However, banks like First Bank, GTB, ECO Bank and UBA do allow.
NOTE: DO NOT CLICK 'SAVE AND REQUEST CLEARANCE' WHEN U ARE NOT THROUGH WITH THE REGISTRATION, AS U CANNOT EDIT IT IF SENT.
Goodluck in ur registration. Can't wait to see y'al in UNIBEN.

Done and dusted...... CLEARED!

So dis is wat d delay was all about. UNIBEN don xpose me. Breeze don blow fowl yansh open. I tel my popsi 44,250 hoping to get change untop, nw wetin i wan do? D most painful thin na say my popsi dei prise the amount sef. I gats restrategise... #tinkin of a lie#

Pls, who has the VC's 2go username or his BB pin? I need to ping him, because it is obvious he is sleepin. I av visited about 6 banks here in lagos, all they say is NO IDEA..

I now know my username and password just as I know my date of birth, all thanks to UNIBEN's lazy, foolish, sluggish and stupendous approach to this clearance issue. People have started with guess works again. Maybe, Maybe not, I think, I hope, UNIBEN might or might not... I just taya. If acceptance fee payment is like this, I wonder what physical clearance and hostel allocation will be like.

I called the REGISTRAR but there was no response. The VC's line was switched off. Can someone suggest another official for me to call? If I don't see the details for clearance b4 midnight, I'm gonna call FLOODS into their offices and homes. I don tok my own finish.

Why is UNIBEN misbehavin na? Somebody should pls tel them to update us on the clearance details. Online clearance starts tomorrow yet nothing has been said concerning it. Do we just go to any bank and deposit some money in favor of UNIBEN? I AM CALLING THE REGISTRAR RIGHT AWAY.

I have decided not to listen to what people on this thread say, because I am 2 young to be a high BP patient. The rumours here are gettin 2much. Haba! If u know ur information or source of information is not reliable, pls, abeg, pasisi, ejor don't share. Just sit on the fence and watch, just as I'm doing. Those of u who have read all the 100L course materials, I hail o. I believe u av also seen our 1st semester exam questions. And those who are rejectin halls that they've not even seen, wait until all bed spaces av been given out, then u wil stay in the main auditorium wit ur mat and camp bed.. I rep industrial chemistry. Peace!

I wana be d first to say gud mawnin. It's such a rainy mawnin (here in lagos) with bright opportunities. Grab them! Peace.

Whether UNIBEN offered u LAW and JAMB offered u MedSurg, or UNIBEN gave u chemical engineering and JAMB say it is Bankin n finance, dnt wori, just find urself at the main auditorium b4 physical clearance commences. No cause for control, ev'ry thing is under alarm.