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PoliticsNow What Has JEGA Got To Say About The Malfunctioning Card Reader !!!! by datone(op): 9:42am On Mar 28, 2015
Now What has JEGA got to say about the malfunctioning card reader that was suppose to accredit the president .

Imagine the president standing for close to 20 mins just to be accredited .

JEGA IS MISSING IN ACTION .
PoliticsRe: Nairaland Election Situation Monitoring Room by datone: 9:38am On Mar 28, 2015
JEGA Has been compromised .Now I know . I wonder why GEJ didn't throw that man out since .

NOW see the card reader dispatched to accredit the president is the worst malfunctional card reader ever .

On TOP of that . GEJ all the way till 2019
PoliticsRe: Breaking News by datone: 9:34am On Mar 28, 2015
JEGA Has been compromised .Now I know . I wonder why GEJ didn't throw that man out since .

NOW see the card reader dispatched to accredit the president is the worst malfunctional card reader ever .

On TOP of that . GEJ all the way till 2019
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Projected To Win 26 States - GUARDIAN NEWSPAPER by datone: 11:37am On Mar 24, 2015
GEJ TILL 2019 .........................................................



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PoliticsRe: The Tide Has Changed . Nigerians Open Ur Eyes !!!! by datone(op): 10:49am On Mar 23, 2015
WisdomFlakes:
Have you climax/cum yet from all that jubilation? Don't stop till you cum, o.k? LOL cheesy
GEJ till Buhari come back and debate . If he like make he bring shekau come and his Boko boys come

PoliticsRe: Presidential Debate Live On NTA! by datone: 9:37am On Mar 23, 2015
jmaine:
You are just deceiving yourself and it is a pity. GMB far better than GEJ, you must be seriously joking.
GEJ till Buhari come back and complete the debate he just missed while he was liasing with Shekau in sambisa

PoliticsRe: Opinion Polls Won’t Help APC – Fayose by datone: 9:36am On Mar 23, 2015
GEJ till Buhari come back and complete the debate he just missed while he was liasing with Shekau in sambisa

PoliticsRe: The Tide Has Changed . Nigerians Open Ur Eyes !!!! by datone(op): 9:35am On Mar 23, 2015
GEJ till Buhari come back and complete the debate he just missed while he was liasing with Shekau in sambisa

PoliticsRe: The Tide Has Changed . Nigerians Open Ur Eyes !!!! by datone(op): 6:58pm On Mar 22, 2015
EcoTerror:
can you kindly STFU, I'm a yoruba man and I'm voting for GEJ. We are too sophisticated to be led by Tinubu or a man without Certificate.
TELL THEM THE KOKO.
PoliticsRe: The Tide Has Changed . Nigerians Open Ur Eyes !!!! by datone(op): 6:46pm On Mar 22, 2015
Move with the moving train bro .. all those Boko Boys are no where to be found ... how many U dey hear again.U think say 70 virgins na moi moi ? find one first na make u see the stress . deceiving themselves since 1100 bc say na 70 virgins them dey go hussle for heaven .. if heaven get 70 virgin sef to give out. U think say boko haram go get share for where AlQaeda and ISIL dem dey ?


GEJ till 2019
PoliticsRe: The Tide Has Changed . Nigerians Open Ur Eyes !!!! by datone(op): 6:44pm On Mar 22, 2015
WisdomFlakes:
Have you climax/cum yet from all that jubilation? Don't stop till you cum, o.k? LOL cheesy
Move with the train bro .. all those Boko Boys are no where to be found ... how many U dey hear again.U think say 70 virgins na moi moi ? find one first na make u see the stress . deceiving themselves since 1100 bc say na 70 virgins them dey go hussle for heaven .. if heaven get 70 virgin sef to give out. U think say boko haram go get share for where AlQaeda and ISIL dem dey ?
PoliticsRe: The Tide Has Changed . Nigerians Open Ur Eyes !!!! by datone(op): 6:33pm On Mar 22, 2015
EdCure:
The charade called debate is not even trending on Twitter.
NA BY TWITTER ? NA BY STAYING WITH THE MOVING TRAIN O .



GEJ till 2019
PoliticsRe: The Tide Has Changed . Nigerians Open Ur Eyes !!!! by datone(op): 6:32pm On Mar 22, 2015
WisdomFlakes:
LOL. Enjoy your five-minutes of fame bro. By tomorrow this debate will be old news and your eyes will clear.
BY THEN U WILL WANKING OFF WITH SOME BOKO BOYS WITH VASELINE SOMEWHERE IN SAMBISA...JUST FORGET 70 VIRGINS ..NA 70 HOT STROKE OF FIRE BALLS GO BURN UR MOUTH .

GEJ till 2019
PoliticsRe: The Tide Has Changed . Nigerians Open Ur Eyes !!!! by datone(op): 6:24pm On Mar 22, 2015
WisdomFlakes:
Obviously this debate has made you and your ilk nostalgic about your choice of Goodluck, but the only tide that has changed is in your mood bro. Yorubaland is still resolute to send your principal back to Otueke. One debate performance can't/won't undo the disaster that is Goodluck Jonathan.

#NeverAgain.
You can rot in hell or go and join Boko Haram that's what folks like are want to do
#ForwardForGoodluckBackwardNever
PoliticsRe: Opinion Polls Won’t Help APC – Fayose by datone: 6:15pm On Mar 22, 2015
GEJ TILL 2019

PoliticsThe Tide Has Changed . Nigerians Open Ur Eyes !!!! by datone(op): 6:13pm On Mar 22, 2015
Buhari can only face the crowd with Gun in hand , Yes and that was what he did in 1983-85 giving out marching orders with gun in hand .. The tide has changed . Nigerians open ur eyes .. Do you think Buhari deserve to fool you guys by staying away form the presidential debate ?..No excuses rather he only believes with Gun totting Boko harams behind him he can march every Nigerian into order. Now those boko harms boy are well far away somewhere lost and calling on their distant Arab cousins (ISIL) for support . I bet if they can honour such a call . I am quite sure most of you guys are disappointed . What does it take to stand on the podium for just one hour I mean just one solid hour and speak what is in your manifesto ... GMB just fall many APC guys hand sha .


GEJ try small . if not till 2019

Cc,.Lalasticlala

PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari's Brief Profile In Picture by datone: 4:54pm On Mar 22, 2015
GEJ TILL 2019

PoliticsRe: What Happens To Ait & Nta When Buhari Wins? by datone: 4:09pm On Mar 22, 2015
GEJ TIL 2019....

PoliticsRe: Presidential Debate Live On NTA! by datone: 4:02pm On Mar 22, 2015
GEJ ON POINT IN THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE . RIDE ON BRODA ... NOTHING DO YOU .... WHERE THE BABA NA huh HE DEY DRINK FURA DEY NONO FOR INSIDE FARM ABI HE DEY LIASE WITH SHEKAU FOR DAURA ? NO NEW STRATEGIES FOR BOKO HARAM BOYS .. ISIS SEF DON TAKE STYLE LEAVE THEM TO ANSWER THEIR PAPA NAME ... WE KNOW WHERE LIER DEY ...TINUBU NO GO MISS HIM JOINT TODAY NA ..ASHES NO DEY FINISH FOR HIM NOSE ... AMEACHI GO DON BUY LIKE 1 DRUM OF OGOFI KEEP FOR CORNER DEY SIP SMALL SMALL..


GEJ TILL 2019 ...

RomanceRe: Advise For My Guy Needed From The House On This Girl Issue !!!!! by datone(op): 5:58pm On Mar 21, 2015
Jenams:
Some boys Mumu sha
Na wa oo
RomanceRe: Advise For My Guy Needed From The House On This Girl Issue !!!!! by datone(op): 1:33pm On Mar 21, 2015
sneak3:
Make your guy just avoid the babe like bad habit.

Ur guy na atm
Serious ATM.
RomanceRe: Advise For My Guy Needed From The House On This Girl Issue !!!!! by datone(op):
This na true talk ... Well no be say the guy too send the gal like dat oo.. already he don notice say na the kin person she be be dat.. me i witness this one sef ..one day the guy just invite make i come see him babe .. na so the guy say na like 5k he hold for here and make we just guzzle like two two bottles oo and use wisdom leave the place with small change oo . na so the babe come siddown ..before we say jack rob she don order for two big stout guzzle am down ..come order for Fresh fish peppersoup...wrong decision my guy took sha..(i dey always tell am say if he dey carry babe out make he no dey carry am go where them dey sell peppersoup make he just look for bar wey them no dey even cook or fry anythin at all just drinks ) back to the subject na so she chop fish finish lick plate .. and the guy still dey red for the fish she chop na so she ask for Tfare .. unto wetin na ?
RomanceRe: Advise For My Guy Needed From The House On This Girl Issue !!!!! by datone(op): 8:51am On Mar 21, 2015
Lyrically:
i hate a gal dat doesn't give but likes to receive...In short tell ur guy to give the gal red card b4 he go broke coz wen the money finish d gal go waka
True talk ... The guy no too send the gal like dat .. because he don notice say na the kin person she be .. i witness this one sef ..one day the guy just invite make i come see him babe .. na so the guy say na like 5k he hold for here and make we just guzzle like two two bottles oo and use wisdom leave the place with small change oo . na so the babe come siddown ..before we say jack rob she don order for two big stout guzzle am down ..come order for Fresh fish peppersoup...wrong decision my guy took sha..(i dey always tell am say if he dey carry babe out make he no dey carry am go where them dey sell peppersoup make he just look for bar wey them no dey even cook or fry anythin at all just drinks ) back to the subject na so she chop fish finish lick plate ..me sef wey i dey hungry I no see one bone chop ..she wan come go na so my guy go drop am for house and the guy eye still dey red for the fish she chop na so she ask for Tfar and he still give am 2k.. unto wetin na ?
RomanceRe: Advise For My Guy Needed From The House On This Girl Issue !!!!! by datone(op): 7:35am On Mar 21, 2015
nanauju:
Whether na u be the guy sef

Meanwhile na ur guy cause am. The girl use him head wella. When u start to dey give girl money, naso she go dey ask dey go
Make him better go buy that phone before ANG(Association of Nigerian Girls) go vex give am grin
No be me o na my guy .. Trusted padi in the jungle . the guy say he no worry to buy phone for the girl o ..But he just dey wonder why the preference again why she dey count days . again she no consider say he never chop her ponmo sef ?/ No be say he no dey see ponmo chop for other girls ooo ..he dey match other girl wey send am well better things but he wan just dey sure say she this girl wey he like no think say he don turn to ATM machine . as I dey talk so my guy get better babes he dey flex . since that one own na to demand for money others dey flex money dey flex attention and good things join .. so he just say make she park for her lane ..when she park well finish she go ask lover boy how far and lover boy go dey form say he travel . na the koko he tell me be dat oooo.
RomanceAdvise For My Guy Needed From The House On This Girl Issue !!!!! by datone(op):
My guy just confided in me about a girl he met some two moths back . He and this girl has been talking as per phone talks and all that but no se.xx . Small time the bae halla my guy say she needed pay for something .as per she say she is sick needs to her hair and all that stuff .come to tink of it the girlie tell my guy say she dey work ooo .but my friend no dey see any sign of where she dey work or something like that but all the same he just chill dey show lovi lovi to him girl... Well all things been done my guy match am like 3k say he go wire am some thing again later if he get .thinking say the bae go even chill as per say the guy never even get chance or get time ask the bae for S.EX o. inshort the guy never ready as per say he wan show the babe say him dey very decent no be rush and go he dey do . he no reach three days the bae start to dey worry the guy again say she need pay again.. na so the guy call am come out she sef she carry her flat nyansh come and the guy still use the good heart he get match the bae like 5k again this one no join all the 2k 3k 1k wey he dey match the girl anytime them see just for she to take pay transport ooo . and this my guy get one kind sweet ride shaa. come to see wetin come casuse my guy to think twice ..Last valentine day wey never too tay so inshort last FEB 14 o .my guy dey expect say him bae go even call am say na how them go celebrate Valentine ...call he no recieve sms he no see.. na after like three days he see one kin sms from bae say she need her Valentine gift from the bobo and na Samsung latest phone she need she no go need anything short of that as per say she no want nokia torch light phone or those chinko wey dey market ... na so my guy come say he don hear ... He be like say one kin spirit come enter my guy body oo . that thing wey enter him body dey tell am say make he form travel and make he no bother to buy any phone give the girl as per say he never even see her pant sef not to talk of touch the main thing since almost three months them don know each other ...make you dey hear oo after one moth na so the babe come sms my guy dey talk say na wa o say she still dey expect the phone o as he don clock one full month 18th March wey my guy promise am the phone...Check am very well the bae keep record of the prmise date i.e 18th FEB to 18th March ... abeg brothers in the house the good the bad the ugly make una advise my guy wetin he best for am to do .whether na to continue forming travel or to buy the phone . na word of advise my guy need oo ...and I know sayu he plenty boku for here .....
CelebritiesRe: At 17, My Bra Couldn’t Fit My bosom – Cynthia Morgan by datone: 3:50pm On Mar 20, 2015
Shey na cynthia morgan be dis with flat booth ?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBjjoSoS_NY&feature=youtube_gdata_player
PoliticsKwankwaso Blast Fayose !!!! Hit Or Miss ? by datone(op): 11:13am On Mar 16, 2015
The Kano State Governor, Rabiu Kwankwaso, on Sunday, led the Hausa community in Lagos, in a visit to the Bola Tinubu.

Although the visit was for the group to plan for the forthcoming election, the Kano State Governor used the occasion to react to what he calls the seeming disrespect for elders by his colleague governor FAYOSE in one of the South West states.

“I have this belief that in this part of the country are people who are positively cultured. This part of Nigeria we have very respectful people, ranging from Awolowo, Shonekan, Obasanjo, MKO Abiola, Asiwaju and so on and so forth.

“But anytime I listen to this young man in Ekiti State, I feel terribly embarrassed as a governor and I feel bad for Yoruba people.

“This young man, I don’t know what went wrong, I used to know him, although I was not very close to him. Of course when I was a governor, he was not a governor, he was governor after I left Government House in 2003.

“These days if I look at him, I think many things are wrong with his words and even his mouth. You tell him that he should learn how to respect elders.

“Even those of us who are governors with him are his seniors and in this business of politics, like all other businesses, I think seniority should be respected,” he said.

PoliticsRe: Two Fighting ? See Madness (pics) by datone(op): 11:46am On Mar 15, 2015
too much of SK in the system ..
PoliticsRe: Two Fighting ? See Madness (pics) by datone(op): 11:45am On Mar 15, 2015
kestolove95:
U see dem like dat,no body go thrw blow o
Yoruba boix grin
Na for igbo joint be dat ooo .too much of SK
PoliticsTwo Fighting ? See Madness (pics) by datone(op):
Was just coming back from somewhere and sighted this two guys fighting all na.ked .. Please can you be their referee as they were begging on any one around to come and do referee for them .. they say make somebody come draw line for them for ground make one person first cross the line. Abeg if na you you fit go draw the line for ground for them ?

PoliticsRe: What Is being Shared By The APC In Port Harcourt ?. by datone(op): 2:07pm On Mar 12, 2015
Them say na condoms they dem share ooo

i tire sef wen somebody unwrap am and see pack full of CDs. Ph girls don suffer
PoliticsRe: What Is being Shared By The APC In Port Harcourt ?. by datone(op): 2:00pm On Mar 12, 2015
Sylverbox:
Op, you mean to say 'being'?
Well you can phone a friend in PH. Or you just 'Google it'
Them say na condoms they dem share ooo

i tire sef wen somebody unwrap am and see pack full of CDs. Ph girls don suffer

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