₦airaland Forum

decatalyst:
You think it works this way?

If you must know, they may not have water to drink if the blockage last longer!

False.

As long as the warship is functioning, they can never lack drinking water.

The battleship has storage for recycling water.

DropsMic:
Haba. Why the jubilation? It seems like even she dey surprised

For her, it's a miracle.

About 92.863% of the things said during podcast are lies.

Nazgul:
Here in Nigeria we celebrate flyovers that are less than 10km.

Africa needs to wake up.

In Lagos State, we celebrate renaming of bus stop and markets.

guobe:
Yes but mostly students who are having one or two issues and may be on their way out of the school.

Every student in Nigeria is having one or two issues.

We used MMS to communicate in the days of Javia phones.

galantjoe:
I have been armed robbed up to 10 times

Even our bus was shot at Benin - Ore Road shattering our bus front windscreen but nobody was shot,

Coward dies many times before her death but brave tastes death but once

Somto died cowardly and stupidly
Even it is better to be raped and be alive than dying miserably

I'm suspecting she knew the armed men were coming for her specifically, they had to make it look like a robbery...the reason she decided to jump from a 3 storey building.

With her kind of job, it's easy to make enemies.

guobe:
It doesn't make sense to rob students who are just barely surviving. Does not add up

The robbers are also students.

A little more than a week ago, a 13-year-old boy from Afghanistan was found wandering a tarmac in India after hiding in the landing gear of a plane that had traveled roughly 90 minutes from Kabul to Delhi. He was later repatriated to Afghanistan the same day.

Omo, India dey para o. No time to even check time.



Nice one.

Beremx:
Someone who isn't paying his moderators (except super mods) wants to pay members?

I dey laugh o!!

I don't want to believe this is true. Like, they're doing humanitarian duty? This is not non-profit organisation na

emoboy4u:
This movie mad...na transgender later become pope , lol

Na there I vex for the movie

OfficialMURIC:
Muric has seen through Senator Bamidele gimmicks of weaponising Christians against Muslims, therefore urged all Muslims and well thinking Nigerians to note this.

History has its eyes on him, and we are willing to escalate this above and beyond any acceptable level if he continues on this path.

This caliphate wannabe

Ibkay32:
Lol, it’s only in Nigeria you’ll hear that men who eat cornflakes, Golden Morn, or Coco Pops are weaklings. Meanwhile, in other countries, a man eats cereal, drinks almond milk, meditates, and still closes million-dollar deals before 10am.

But here?
Once a man isn’t sweating over hot yam, hot Eba and pepper sauce at 6am, he’s suddenly “not man enough.”
Like calm down bro.

Other countries don't have same weather with Nigeria.

Imagine taking cornflakes as breakfast to work in a city like Lagos. After staying 3 hours in traffic, you must be exhausted and can't function for the whole day.

To withstand the chaos in Lagos, Fufu or Amala for breakfast is advisable.

Helgreenluv:
Sowore no dey tire for trouble

Trouble sef don tire for the man.

obembet:
Real men appreciate beauty

There's no beauty in fake.

Women don't do all these for men. It's for their gender.

Women don't buy expensive original hairs to attract or look good for men, they buy them just to impress and pepper their female friends.

An average man can't differentiate between fake and original 38inches bone straight.

I rather disguise to look like a tree than a woman.

Petite breasted girls are demonic. Soludo is doing a great job. Arrest every small breast with no bra!

Expensive shít

Real Madrid is not so good at home. I see Man city advance to the next round.

yarimo:
The governor of that state should resign immediately, he doesn't know anything about protecting life and property

Using this logic, Tinubu should be arrested and jailed.

They should trace and jail this man!

obiekunie01:
that doesn't look like a Nigeria number plate.

That's Nigeria number plate.

Ndi menascum

No house or land agent in Nigeria will make Heaven.

Dear OP, Kobo is ready to drag this with you till eternity...I'll advice you disengage to save your sanity.

fineboynl:
One girl just disturbing me today with urgent 2k. Her persistence really annoys me even when i already told her this is January.

That girl is a bandit. Report her to DSS office around you.

Nysc and their useless belts

abba190b:
gambling is very big curse oo. I wonder why I sold all the things that I own. Even a phone I can no longer afford. In the morning I was hungry and begged 500 naira instead of me use it buy garri, I told myself why not double it nd have a proper meal now i have lost it and my hunger continue.
Truly I am in a deep shit

Try beg for another N500 this night, I get sure 30 odds for you. Use am take hold body first.