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Politics / Re: Why My Son Falz ’Embarrasses’ Government – Falana by Davash222(m): 4:23pm On Apr 03, 2023
A courageous man like Falz deserves an Igbo bride.

On that note, I hereby donate my girlfriend. Falz should use her to take hold body until he finds the love of his life.

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Family / Re: Is It A Crime Not To Go Out With Married Women? (photo) by Davash222(m): 4:18pm On Apr 03, 2023
Caaz:

You go fear **got serve**

Madafaka
Catastrophic mofo!

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Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu's Wife, Ifeoma, Is Dead by Davash222(m): 4:16pm On Apr 03, 2023
Oh, he's even married undecided

I wish him what he wished Nigerians !

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Family / Re: Is It A Crime Not To Go Out With Married Women? (photo) by Davash222(m): 4:14pm On Apr 03, 2023
Caaz:

So says Chris the riffraff
Alika, you got served, right? grin

See you on the other side

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Sports / Re: Nagelsmann is the favorite to replace Graham Potter as new Chelsea coach by Davash222(m): 1:41pm On Apr 03, 2023
TOPCRUISE:

You mistakenly put Austin Eguavoen there undecided
I saw that too cheesy grin

Obembet na werey cheesy

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Career / Re: Nigerian Man Mocks His Friend Who Told Him To Cancel A £35/hr Job Over A Slap by Davash222(m): 1:29pm On Apr 03, 2023
after a mental health patient gave him a slap.


From slap, e go enter stab. You dey carry your life play ludo with a mental western patient.

Make sure the 300k is enough to waybill your corpse back home.

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Politics / Re: Mr Osenwa -check your moderators they are very bias and full of rage by Davash222(m): 1:06pm On Apr 03, 2023
Wails of a BATist grin

Ride on Seun. We dey your back.

Sanity 1

Werey 0

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Family / Re: I Love Her But Can't Marry Her by Davash222(m): 1:03pm On Apr 03, 2023
FORWARDEVERLY:
Ordinary cheating is wjattis hard for you to do...
A shame..
Nigerian men don't cheat!

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Family / Re: I Love Her But Can't Marry Her by Davash222(m): 12:57pm On Apr 03, 2023
I love your honesty. Never marry a girl out of pity and no be every girl wey born for you dem dey marry. Make sure you take care of her and the pregnancy and also take care of your child afterwards.

Always remember, never allow your baby mama stops you from finding the love of your life.

May the force be with you.

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Family / Re: Is It A Crime Not To Go Out With Married Women? (photo) by Davash222(m): 12:49pm On Apr 03, 2023
Caaz:


I was expecting you to deny the alle.ga.tions cheesy cheesy cheesy levelled against you.
Mai (chi) gin'di ka(rama) ya(rinyan)
I hope the (c)Hild you poached may her chi never make you find progress in this life.

Oh! You were expecting your mo.ther to be chubby and out of shape?
Naah...we don't.ball like that.


Next time choose your opponent wisely.
De (men)ted (wea)sel.

Seemed you suffered from Mal(nu)trition when you were a kid,because the formation of your legs (LACKS) iron especially on the right leg.

Now kindly con(vulsed) that stick you call a body outta my mentions.


Go and sit down! Talkative!

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Davash222(m): 8:52pm On Mar 28, 2023
Seun:
Women don't like the movement. They feel that it's misogynistic.
It's not our fault they feel threatened.

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Politics / Re: A Total Ban On The Use Of Ethnic Slurs On Nairaland by Davash222(m): 1:18pm On Mar 28, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Mynd is the most hardworking and firm moderator on this forum. They have finally released this your account , that's good
Yeah, most hardworking in tribalism and segregation.

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Politics / Re: A Total Ban On The Use Of Ethnic Slurs On Nairaland by Davash222(m): 1:13pm On Mar 28, 2023
I'll advise you remove Myndd from the enforcing team cos he/she will only ban people from a particular region.

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor, Kenneth Okonkwo Cries Out After Cows Drag Road With Him In FCT by Davash222(m): 4:39pm On Nov 23, 2021
This man get mind to stand close to those cows.

It will take spirits of 4 dwarfs to convince me to stand close to those Buhari cousins.

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Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho Begs To Return To Nigeria by Davash222(m): 4:34pm On Nov 23, 2021
After realizing his kinsmen are against him.


A good man with good intention backed by traitorous kinsmen.

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Health / Re: Help Am Drying Up As The Year Go By by Davash222(m): 4:31pm On Nov 23, 2021
If you see instant 4 Million credit alert for your phone now, you go well. Trust me

Money is medicinal.

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Romance / Re: There Are People Who Won't Respect U Until U Make Money. by Davash222(m): 4:30pm On Nov 23, 2021
A Broke man expecting respect should be charged for treason.

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Education / Re: Continent With The Lowest IQ Ranking by Davash222(m): 4:21pm On Nov 23, 2021
Bodmum:
darm nigga. where is your source?
What do you need source for?

When you have individuals like Siofra and Iyaebe in Africa, you expected your IQ to be higher than other continents

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Crime / Re: I Need Help, I Was Robbed With POS On Gun Point by Davash222(m): 4:11pm On Nov 23, 2021
Corporate armed robbers. They came with their POS machine.

These robbers keep getting smarter while our banks and security agencies keep getting dumber.

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Politics / Re: Igbos Carried Out Arson In Awo-mmamma In A Bid To Enforce Sit At Home In Imo. by Davash222(m): 4:04pm On Nov 23, 2021
In IMO State, no one is enforcing anyone to Sit at Home. Sit at Home is a collective effort of the Igbos. IPOB, severally cancelled the Sit at Home but the people are still observing it.

The destruction of homes and businesses are been done by the Nigeria Army. The videos are everywhere.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Date/Marry A Guy Living In This Kind Of Apartment? (Photos) by Davash222(m): 3:47pm On Nov 23, 2021
Supreme145:

Baba bleep good but e get as things go be baa you no go too dey reason bleep, I been get project wey I been wan finish push am go my portfolio within that two days but as she show plan scatter, na based on say she no tell me say she dey come if not I no dey entertain sleepovers this period. Time no dey.
Guy, you need to man up a little. There's limit to everything.


When banny find you come house and you no invite her, send her home. Coming to your place without prior notice is a big disrespect. Don't tolerate such laxity.

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Education / Re: School Boy Falls In Love With His Teacher, Calls Her ‘my Wife’ (Photos) by Davash222(m): 3:38pm On Nov 23, 2021
The parents or guardians of that boy should be very careful. Allowing a boy close a Nigerian girl is dangerous and not advisable. There should be eagle eye on that teacher.. I don't trust that gender.

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