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Romance / Re: She Called Me And Said Her Pastor Said We Are Not Compatible by Davash222(m): 11:17am On Nov 21, 2021
.I asked her so why don't you reciprocate my love or leave me alone ever since and her response was that her Pastor monitors her but I should give her another chance
Her Pastor no dey monitor her when you dey recharge and sub for her

All these are lies from that daughter of Eve. She wanted to use one stone to kill two birds.

I'm glad you listened to the advice of the wise ones here.


Avoid broke and wretched Nigerian girls. They got nothing to offer you!

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Romance / Re: Please.....is This A Sign Of Cheating In Relationship Or Just Normal Vibe by Davash222(m): 11:13am On Nov 21, 2021
I know you're the My Guy.


My question is, how can a sane man be in a serious relationship with a Nigerian girl still schooling?

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TV/Movies / Re: Who Still Remembers This Old Movie Of 1998? by Davash222(m): 11:13am On Nov 21, 2021
PlayMaker14:
The adopted baby will transform into a rat and starts eating cash notes.... grin



Good old memories.
You be real OG.


Indomie generation will not relate. cheesy

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Family / Re: Please Don't Call Me A Pervert,i'm Just Being Curious by Davash222(m): 10:50am On Nov 21, 2021
I started pressing breast at the age of 10.





Just saying sha.

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Education / Re: "UNILAG Students Are Proud, Yet All They Do After Graduation Is Sell Spaghetti" by Davash222(m): 9:57am On Nov 21, 2021
UndauntedYOCA:


grin grin grin grin
Na money I dey find, I no dey find man. grin grin grin grin
My eyes are red, I wan comot.
Calm down. Find man first, money will come..


cheesy

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Romance / Re: Before You Do Give Away, How About Your Parents And Grandparents? by Davash222(m): 8:30am On Nov 21, 2021
DrFunmisticGlow:
I remember this place. Are they still there?
They should. I was there 2 years ago.

You dey go there?

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Romance / Re: Update: I told Her My Feelings But Was Rejected by Davash222(m): 8:24am On Nov 21, 2021
ThatFairGuy:
Liar your type would be the SIMplest man ever offline. U wey dey use style dey woo/beg iyaebeeee grin

SIMple ghetto politician tongue
cheesy

Me, woo senseless Iyaebe

When I'm not mad.

cheesy cheesy

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Phones / Re: This New Model Of IPhone 13 Pro Costs £6,427, Contains Real Dinosaur Tooth (Pix) by Davash222(m): 7:52am On Nov 21, 2021
What's the economic benefit of the Dinosaur's tooth in my phone

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Sports / Re: Adekunle Gold Spotted In The Stadium During Man Utd's Defeat To Watford by Davash222(m): 7:43am On Nov 21, 2021
We'll talk about AG Baby later...


So, Manure can't keep a 2 - 1 loss at 90:59 minutes

Can't believe a promotion team thrashed them.


I've failed as a father if any of my sons support Manure.

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Religion / Re: Which Position Do You Prefer To Sit In The Church? by Davash222(m): 7:40am On Nov 21, 2021
Ushers will always want to drag me to front seat, but, back seat got me.

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Romance / Re: Please Advice Me: Should I Blackmail My Wealthy Boss? by Davash222(m): 7:35am On Nov 21, 2021
I'll advice you drink your Garri in peace. Most people don't even have Garri to drink. You should be grateful and thankful.

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Romance / Re: Before You Do Give Away, How About Your Parents And Grandparents? by Davash222(m): 5:23pm On Nov 20, 2021
Iyaebe:
Haha I trust you for this kind thing. Take it easy and drink responsibly if you can't stay away from it.
Okay, Olosho.

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Romance / Re: Before You Do Give Away, How About Your Parents And Grandparents? by Davash222(m): 5:20pm On Nov 20, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
. What type of bushmeat
Assorted. A trial will convince you.

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Romance / Re: Before You Do Give Away, How About Your Parents And Grandparents? by Davash222(m): 5:07pm On Nov 20, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
. I come in peace. Btw I am looking for a local bar in Lagos where I can drink tombo, enjoy fresh fish. Good-hearted nairaland should mention it. If it's a beach, then it's a plus.
Abraham Adesanya road along Atican beach, before you get to Ogombo police station, there are good places you can get fresh tombo with bush meat.

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Romance / Re: Before You Do Give Away, How About Your Parents And Grandparents? by Davash222(m): 4:59pm On Nov 20, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
. The first time you say something nice. Wish I could place one bottle of champagne � on your table.
I'll let this slide. I'm in a joyful mood now, Manure is getting pummeled. cheesy

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Romance / Re: Before You Do Give Away, How About Your Parents And Grandparents? by Davash222(m): 4:53pm On Nov 20, 2021
What I cannot do for my mother, I cannot do it for anyone.

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Crime / Re: Unauthorized Debit On My Account (stanbicibtc) by Davash222(m): 4:52pm On Nov 20, 2021
slex:



The money is back o.

What happen, 3 of us here just checked.

2 of us, back to normal but the 3rd guy his acct still showing his balance minus 20300 as well.


Me I have made a screenshot now just in case.

There's no cause for alarm. Don't panic.

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Family / Re: Please I'm At A Crossroad by Davash222(m): 4:44pm On Nov 20, 2021
It's only a foolish man that will forgive a cheating a wife.

God, please don't let me come to the level of tolerating my wife having intimate chats or conversation with another man.

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Crime / Re: Unauthorized Debit On My Account (stanbicibtc) by Davash222(m): 4:43pm On Nov 20, 2021
Check your account balance... Your money is still there.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Is The Most Emotionally Depressing Movie You've Ever Watched by Davash222(m): 12:48pm On Nov 20, 2021
3 Idiots is comical though.



Beast Of No Nation got me depressed emotionally. Striker's death was too much for me to handle.

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Crime / Re: Twitter User Narrates How He Was Harassed By The Police. by Davash222(m): 12:40pm On Nov 20, 2021
Tajbol4splend:



It's the jealousy I guess, a lot of them are languishing in poverty everyday seeing rich young guys
They want everyone to start wearing dirty black and black or start begging like them.

Fools!

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Gifts N5million To A Few Business Women (Photos) by Davash222(m): 12:33pm On Nov 20, 2021
Iyaebe:
It will make more sense if this money was shared among those old and tired women sitting down under the hot sun at the market selling goods not even Worth 3000 naira.Good one still.
Can't you make your own money and go and share among the old and tired women sitting under the hot sun? I mean, they don't need millions, 10K or 20K can be enough.

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Gifts N5million To A Few Business Women (Photos) by Davash222(m): 12:31pm On Nov 20, 2021
God bless you more Mercy.

Mercy gave to market women
Dorathy gave to Davido, a rich man.


A further prove that Big Nyash is better than big Breast.




The future is truly femail. cool

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Crime / Re: Twitter User Narrates How He Was Harassed By The Police. by Davash222(m): 12:25pm On Nov 20, 2021
Ask yourself, what's this guy's offence for this harassment?

No offence.. just cos he drives Lexus.


No Nigeria police officer will make Heaven. Dirty olopas!

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Celebrities / Re: "He Has Dementia" - Joke Silva Speaks Publicly About Olu Jacob's Health(video) by Davash222(m): 12:22pm On Nov 20, 2021
Iyaebe:
It started when men began to manipulatively exchange roles,that's the bitter truth.
Please expatiate that exchange roles.

Thanks.

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Business / Re: Advice Needed! Do I Owe Him Or Not? by Davash222(m): 12:11pm On Nov 20, 2021
Na kpekus ruin your business and friendship with your guy.

Why did you bring your girlfriend to your hustling base? I have this premonition that you and guy would have succeeded in that studio business if you didn't bring your girl.

Few months of starting a business and renting a self con apartment, you brought your girlfriend to live with you. Bad move.

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Celebrities / Re: "He Has Dementia" - Joke Silva Speaks Publicly About Olu Jacob's Health(video) by Davash222(m): 12:09pm On Nov 20, 2021
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Iyaebe:
Good man,may God heal him. Na man wey good go enjoy old age for his wife hand.May God bless her for taking good care of him.This type of love has gone into extinction, na trade by barter we dy do now.
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Na your gender started the barter business.

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Celebrities / Re: "He Has Dementia" - Joke Silva Speaks Publicly About Olu Jacob's Health(video) by Davash222(m): 12:00pm On Nov 20, 2021
God will strengthen him.

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Fashion / Re: MGBA To Host 21st Edition, Unveils 30 Contestants For Grand Finale by Davash222(m): 11:59am On Nov 20, 2021
Upon all the fine bannies wey full Owerri, na this one go represent us cry

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Romance / Re: Is Sex A Game Or An Exercise Or Spiritual? by Davash222(m): 9:05am On Nov 20, 2021
Candidlady:


would you be my asylum?
I don't want bite marks on my body. cheesy

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Events / Re: Traditional Wedding Held In Middle Of Flood In Oyo State (Pictures) by Davash222(m): 8:56am On Nov 20, 2021
ObiOfOnitcha:
You will more baby factory criminals and drug traffickers crying more than the bereaved when those in the flood are not bothered, they are enjoying their life
Those in flood are not bothered cos they're already used to suffering and smiling.

Ndi sophistication!

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Events / Re: Traditional Wedding Held In Middle Of Flood In Oyo State (Pictures) by Davash222(m): 8:54am On Nov 20, 2021
But But, they said SW is the most sophisticated and developed region in the world cheesy

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