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Ms Potato apology is not accepted by me sha
My love for her will never die.

Ms. Potato:
Dave, I have caused more trouble than I have already had. I plan to lay low and single in order not to make everyone angry, I am very sorry for all the troubles I have caused you. I will pay back everything I own to you including this house.

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Thank you, but i don't need your pay back dear
In the part of Naija where i come from, once you have done good for someone; there is no paying back or repayment of any sort.
So, keep whatever i have given you as souvenirs

What is going on here
Just for a few days i was away to help my brother win his election
Ms Potato did i hear u say your going out with me was a mistake
Where was Reed when your heart was broken into pieces and i took my time to mend it?
Have u forgotten so soon the love, care and gifts i have showered on you?

Is this how u are going to repay me for fixing your heart?
Am even more surprised and disappointed at Iya and Anna
Not even a word of caution from them to Potato.

This is wickedness ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Plutarch:
Have u bother getting a life after nysc. Real life start after service

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Spot on brother, God bless you.
What he needs now is a job and not a lady.

Which party are u talking about Anna
By the way, which one is fox smile and who is that lady with low cut?

Iya and Anna, thank u so much for your support.

iyatrustee:
after i gave you part of my own settlement you still want a cheque for what precisely

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Iya, so u shared that N100,000 with Annawhite?

annawhite:
ok! But u need to write me a cheque too

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How about joining us for dinner 2nite in our newly bought mansion?
My sweetie is not happy, please i need to cuddle her.
I want to quickly round off my work in office and join her at home

Ms. Potato:
Guys, Im so sorry. Im kinda in a bad mood so I cannot come in here to post or I will spoil all of your entire mood. We will chat tommorow. I peomise.

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Sweery, u know at still at work naa.
Please, give me a call and talk to me ok.
I love u sooooooooooo much

annawhite:
I told u dis man na male amebo jorwhich mansion?have u paid for that house?
I prefer this one cos it's safe,it is loan free------ compared to that new mansionOk I will try*whispering to iya*
Im cheek dey like puffpuff

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Dave corners Annawhite, holds her hands and leads her outside.
Please, u need to support me ok.

No; em em em ; yes. The 5 times sometimes includes the quickies.


But is not possible to do every night naaaa
U know i have to work hard to maintain my sweet Potato, our newly bought mansion, relatives of both of us; blah blah blah. Body no be firewood now

Ewo
U mean his secretary is also on the list?

iyatrustee:
what do you know about calabar babes and bed strength start talking oh before Ms Potato gets here

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Did i say anything wrong or bad
I only read it and heard it from people that Calabar girls have blah blah blah, em em em em

But Malaysians ladies are super. My sweet Potato is something else on bed.
B4 i met her, i used to go just one sluggish round for a whole night, but now i do 5 times b4  the day breaks

Yes, Annablack Annawhite, u have been on my neck since i started dating my sweet Potato. OMG; i love her sooooooooooooooo much

Please, join us in a our new mansion; this has been sold.

I really don't know what this Anna white is up to
is it cos she is a Calabar girl and she thinks she use her 'bed strength' and maneuvers to harass us

annawhite:
him cheek dey like person wey dey blow trumpetoga Dave ms potato is my very good friend
I want her to settle for the very best

Meaning am not good enough for her or what?
Am less concerned cos we are already dating and nobody, not even u Annablack annawhite can stop us

annawhite:
I'm not comfortable with this Dave,how man go get dat kind cheek

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Na woman go come get that kind cheek b4?
Wetin carry u go my profile?
My posts no do u?

For your info, that pic is only for My sweetest Potato ok
Please, am not available anymore. Read my signature and location ok

Yes, am counting cos we are all planning for the naming

iyatrustee:
dave, the pregnancy makes me very emotional you know how it swings our mood now

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For just  only 4 days old?
Na wa oooo

Iya, must u cry at every situation?
U have to accept the obvious right now; Yusuf has them in thousands as claimed by you.

annawhite:
Hmmmmmm Yusuf him be maigaidi but I like I'm face
Dave cheek be like person wey dey blow balloon


*blinking at ms potato*r u sure u didnt accept dave proposal under duress

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How could u say that
She accepted my proposal cos of my patience, love and care.
No lady can resist a man with such qualities

Yes, our special guest.
This your wahala is much oooooooo

Where is Yusuffu

But u should have told u us so that we change to our Toyota Camry 2011 edition.
Please, i dont want Yusuf to blame us if he sees u driving in ur condition.

Ok guess maybe it was my first time after a long time since Reed has been gone so baby. I wanted to ask u, can we do a quickie somewhere in your office after breakfast?  

Yes love, we can have a 2 mins quickie at the car park

iyatrustee:
are you guys going to the italian restaurant at all? i am so hungry

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Sorry, our guest. Let me quickly get the car key so that we go.

Ms. Potato:
Its not that Im worry about ooo. . . Im just worried cause at times u are too rough naa. That your thing is huge oo  

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Sweetie, but i have been doing it gently naa and ensuring that u are really wet before penetration.

Ms Potato sweery, u know i love u so much naaa.
I told u i don't like using condom naaa.
But not to worry, we are going to be very careful ok

Iya, u are making me feel jealous now
I feel like putting my sweetheart, Potato in this same condition too

Iya, u really look nice in this dress
But 3 days pregnancy can't be this big naa

Waoooo; my baby sure knows the best at any point in time. The gown is sweet.

Dry Cappuccino coffee and toasted bread with some frys
What about you?

Ms Potato sweery; work kept me late last night and prevented us from dining at the Chinese restaurant.
Please, dress up and lets go have breakfast at that Italian cafe very close to my office

Ah Yusuf slept outside again
I think his e-babes are just too much for him.
Anyway, thank God u are already pregnant for him