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@Ogugua! How come people always misunderstand you here on NL?

Idowuogbo: No wonder shes an ex,na tunde snatch am?

Amebo! Who told you Tunde snatched her?
Don't always absorb the movies you watch!

Na so you dey cause katakata!!

@cindy... I'm totally into YOU

I called her on Phone...
Me: Hi sweetie, Do u want to go out on a date with me or whatever?

My ex gf: Yeah! Where do you want to take me? Movies?

Me: Does it matter?

My ex gf: Of course not! Just curious

Me: well, I was thinking about taking you to Tunde's house, There is this new Xbox games I wanna try out... You could probably cheer me up while I knock Tunde out in the new WWE Smackdown game.

My ex gf: Dave, we should do something more romantic

Me: What! We've been everly too romantic for the past 6 months and its driving me nutz. Let's just try something different. Come to Tunde's house by 11 am on Friday. I can't come pick u up, as ur sister tempts me all the time.. I can't stand the fact that she's way too sexy to ignore. See ya!! Bye sweetie

My ex gf: Ok! Dave... You keep saying that about my sister! And it's driving me nutz.

Me: Babe! I get the fact that I'll be dead the second I think about putting my fantacies to action. K. Bye later! Love you unconditionally

My ex gf: Bye! Love you conditionally.

unamama: what does it mean when u call ur gf, after sometimes promises to call back cos she is busy but never calls?

It means she's not feeling you!
Maybe you became broke and she's not getting any raises. Or maybe you thought she's your girlfriend, but to her; you might just be another clown.
Or she's expecting you to buy her the airtime; in which case she'll call you with only 15% of the airtime.

I hope this explains it.

goddysweb: I'm gonna be 6 by next month, anything wrong with that?

Does it really matter?

Like, seriously!

Lol! This is Nairaland..
The first time I was here in 2008, I was bounced to the extent that I had to stay hidden as a guest for 1 year plus.

*Shollypopz:
lol Ogugua
You seem to undermine how fickle like is. Just look at the amount of people you've liked and those u used to like and don't like anymore
This is exactly my problem with all this bf/gf relationship. Most of them are out rightly dumb. You mean to tell me because i like a guy or because this guy has the some of the qualities I'm looking for in a guy i should agree to be in a relationship with him. Just like that! lmao! Outrageous!....

There is this guy i have been crushing on for 2 yrs now.. Like i really really like this guy and the qualities he exudes. If he asks me out right now, I'm going to say capital letter NO! Why?? At this stage of my life relationship can be a distraction, probably by fall next year. If i tell him i'll think about it, it's because i'm trying to stall till a time that's convenient for me.
"I'll think about it" @ times, is because you really like this dude and you want to be with him even though u knw u're not in the right frame of mind or there are some other things in ur life that requires utmost priority.

If i had gone out with every guy i once liked, I think i deserve to be called a slut!! Honestly, like wtf??!!

Going into a relationship should be a lil more than "OH! I really like that guy!"

Send me your PIN. I've been looking for you..

190: another august visitor

slimyem: at least you admit your advise was silly whic still points to the fact that 'you nor get sense'.
...all the rest things wey you write,na NOISE!

Nin*compoop

slimyem: you nor get sense!!

This can only mean 3 things!
1) You are probably also cheating on ur bf with ur ex.
2) You are so st*pid to understand what I meant by "didn't read ur post".
3) You are so naïve and gul*lible to think that the @Op will choose my silly advise over the more important ones by people who actually read the post.

sage_: I was just wondering what violence you saw in that post. But haven't you learn how to use the modify button yet? It exists for a purpose.

Dude, I didn't read your story and all; but DUMP the chick... She's a sick retard!!!

Is this for real?