oz4real83:
somebody that lives in Nigeria shouldn't make your kind of comment, no wonder some public buses smell a lot because bathing is a rocket science to people like you

I'm shocked o! See people exposing their dirty lifestyles. No wonder infection choke for Naija

oz4real83:
Before leaving home in the morning, I take a bath, when I come back home in the evening, I also take another bath . This is my routine when I'm out all day. During hot season and when I'm home all day, the routine changes, having a bath is my first anti-dote for the hot weather during the dry season, the hotter and more prolonged the hot weather, the more bath i have if i am home, i can even wake up at night when the weather is too hot, just to bath

Don't him. Na dirty werey. White people are even worse, yet they claimed Africans don't bath.

Thundafireseun:
Shower 3 times a week…. When he hasn’t been convicted yet …

When he is convicted…. He might shower once a month 😢😓….

Wonder if Jeffery Dhamer got a worse or better treatment

SALLYBERRY01:


Base I'm lagos.
Our social media handle.
IG: atlantic_interiors
Tiktok: atlantic_interiors
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SALLYBERRY01:


Yes that me we handle interior and exterior designs services thank you my boss

Amazing. Lagos or Abuja?

Pepperdemisback:

You got it. She knows he steals them and will give him list of what to bring.
There's a Yoruba proverb which says a person that climbed a stool to steal a bowl of Palm oil from a shelf is not the real thief but the person that assisted him to bring it down. If there's no one to assist him, he won't do it.

This Proverb mad gan😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

money121:

Yes

Thanks.

money121:


Yes @ SALLYBERRY01 run am for me

Is this a NL handle?

money121:
More years Together in Good health and Wealth(Amin)

My SuperWoman

Is that your house in those pictures? If yes, Omo I love the outside decor o! e mad die

horia:


Kabiru would have done better

Wallahi 😂😂😂😂😂 i

Timoleon:


Just point him in the right direction. No one knows it all.

This is this mediocrity that continues to destroy us as Nigerians. He has a smart phone. In other words, information is at his fingertips, yet see the abysmal ignorance he's displaying and you are it all on "no one knows it all". We Nigerians deserve the leadership we are experiencing.

ednut1:
egypt was conquered and ruled by persians, Romans, arabs and later British . Dey play. Alexander the great also conquered it. There is literally a city named after him still existing - Alexandria

Leave him let him be exposing his irredeemably, crass, self-imposed, abysmal ignorance. U just know those who reject reading, by their comments

NwaAmaikpe:




Village people were probably upset with their house warming so they sent thunder.
But since I was born, till now I have gotten young, I have never heard that thunder kills. Well, lightning does.

And I only know of two instances where people got struck by it.

The first was a couple who were electrocuted to death by lightning while making love on a metal bed in a house with faulty earth insulations.

The second instance was a lady who was struck by lightning while making up by the window during a rainstorm. The cadmium and lead in her brown powder conducted electricity from the lightning and left her with third degree burns.

She was lucky to survive, but suffers from Alopecia and can not grow any hair in her armpits or pubic region till this day because of it.

We must learn to take care of our lives and not take lots of things for granted so we don't end up blaming village people for everything.

Use qualified professionals when building your house.

It is penny-wise, pound-foolish to use Kazeem the auto electrician to wire your house because his price is cheaper.
Because Kazeem the auto electrician will still fight for extra plates of food during the funeral that his quack wiring caused.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I know that white coloured petrol burns faster in generators. The yellowish or reddish one doesn't burn as fast as the former.

Melagros:
COMRADES are speechless, Buhari took us back to iron age, which age now Tinubu dey take us to?

Be like na wood age

NwaAmaikpe:





The minister of Education needs to do something about our education sector.

It's not fair that studying for a Masters degree overseas will trigger brain complications for students.

How do you explain it that a person graduates with a 1st class or 2.1 in Nigeria, gets admitted for a Master's degree overseas, then slumps and dies either while still studying or shortly after studying.

This brings me back to the words of Aunty Rapuokwu, my CRK teacher, after catching me armed with almost half of the new testament hidden in between my armpit for use as "expo" during one of her exams.

She simply said, "you are only weakening your brain energy by cheating".

And she wasn't wrong; my first visit to the psychiatric hospital as a patient was from a supposed 'brain fäg' because I blanked out after being handed my Further Maths question paper and seeing Quadratic equations that looked like Hieroglyphics.

With that said, I hope village people are finally happy...because how do you rationalize someone not dying from the stress, heartache, poverty and hardship in Nigeria but then dying from a mere headache after succesfully integrating in a country of limitless potentials?

However, it is not right for a religious person like myself to sound so superstitious.

What if it is not underused brain energy or village people that are responsible for all these 'slump-and-die' deaths, but prayerful sidekicks wishing to replace them?

Mama Ramota still says that's the only reason she was scared when she found out I was cheating on her with a born-again Christian.

Confirmed undiluted werey🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 u don comeback abi?

uchman:
I hope you have not finally join kidnappers as you have been shouting up and down?

Why are u ppl like dis🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. First smile for the day, na now I like am. One werey judge jus dey provokee since morning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

miifbam:
Very good at least make food price come down

For your information, this has been their song for over 2 months. When fuel prove went up, didn't u see how quickly it was implemented? U think these ppl send u?

fuckingAyaya:
This man haven't encountered God yet, so many things will sound like fiction to him lol. The day anyone encounters God personally you won't be able to tell what you saw
or experienced cos people will take you for a fool and no one will believe you.

Always stories with scintillating lines, as usual

Candidlady:
went to his concubine’s house n met a co concubine


Can't stop laughing

Which one is co-concunbine again

Men are so emotional

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 e funny no be small

greenermodels:
NNPC have too, the truth is Dangote seems to be playing to some oil cabals tunes in order to avoid been frustrated out of business.

Exactly

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Sapasenator:


Forgive him, he meant to write "Sex down there"

Your own come dey worse pass🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁

bdon123:

So full of shit...u dey claim english knowledge like that is a test of IQ

Oh! So it's actually an English word? Strange, I must say

bdon123:

Sest down there wit ur over sabi....u so full of of your self

Sorry I'm not familiar with the word "Sest".

Aura for Aura

bdon123:

Oga tank God ,i tot i committed a crime.Learn to communicate like a sane person...wetin bring mumu inside d matter

Making an opinion about something u barely know. Opinions one isn't sure about are best framed as questions. I'm sick of people making uninformed opinions and being so heady about it.

Ekaka14:

Last...last that g.oat need to be behind bars.. I just checked the link now...Good gracious!! 😳

It's time we called in the police

Ekaka14:

Last...last that g.oat need to be behind bars.. I just checked the link now...Good gracious!! 😳

@ illicit:
No wonder your moniker

illicit:


He really didn't mean that...

I can see u are both allies in nefarious endeavors. The fact that u don't see that it would have been much more practical to compare this escapade with that with a virgin is shocking to me. The fact that you don't find his choice of comparison absurd but something to be wished for and pursued, tells me all I need to know about you and he.

MissOpe:
Contrary to what you might think, I don't normally do this, cos my mother and father keep their important documents in my father's drawer..However, three weeks ago, while preparing for my father's funeral, I was compelled to sort through his drawers.What I found was overwhelming ,a treasure trove of documents and memories. There were his school certificates, wedding documents from 1984, childhood photos, and shares certificates purchased years ago, now worthless. As I scanned through these documents, I couldn't help but break down in tears, strucked by the nature of life. It made me wonder, are we all just living to die?

It was never part of God's plan that we should die . See Gen. 2:15-16. Death came as a result of Man disobeying God, by rejecting God's right to rule over him and decide for him what was right and wrong. Gen. 2:17 is clear on this fact. That is the reason when man disobeyed God, God knew that there would be those of man's offspring who would be faithful to him and that was why in Gen. 3:15 the first prophecy in the scriptures was uttered, where God foretold of the fulfillment of a plan to remedy man's situation. That was why Jesus (Prophet Isa) who was the fulfillment of God's prophecy of this remedy promised a resurrection in John 6:44. So for now, we take comfort in knowing that death doesn't end it all and a time will come when we will see our lost loved ones and be united with them again, in the same way we saw similar cases of resurrection in the records of the scriptures. We live with this hope in mind. Otherwise, our lives are meaningless. Take heart bro. God hasn't forgotten u or your late, beloved Dad.

bdon123:

Bt we are na.Most of us hav either fcked a 16 or 17 year old girl in our twenties.This is fact.dont even try to tell me 17 is under age nigga

Mumu! The consent age for women in the South is 16. For North is 14. Go look up the Criminal and Penal codes. Talking as if 16 or 17 is a crime. It is the Child Rights Act, 2003 that spells 18 years as consent age but that law is a federal law and not a state law, unless the state decides to adopt it as it's law.