K

Oyo

Hit like if u believe this o.p is a clown

Thinking

Hit like if u agree with me that the o.p is high on hot pap

Mtchw

God bless the dead

MojiDelano:
Have you noticed how our women allow the men folk perform the onerous task of taking off the bra. This from my investigations enables them gauge the level of experience of their male partners. The dexterity or otherwise of the guy in taking off this all important garment will determine the longevity or otherwise of the relationship and in most cases also determine if one will get a second opportunity.
So my Brothers, from my own personal experience, these are five sure fire tactics to cross the boundary the Bra puts up.


1. Use a razor blade. Instead of wasting your time trying to hold the woman with one hand, while trying to unfasten like four clips with just one hand, you just get a razor blade and cut off the offending straps. It's faster and very convenient.

2. A pair of scissors should be the final accessory as you prepare for this date. It's safer, faster than the razor. All you need is a nip and off comes the offending attire.

3. Your teeth. Some guys have been known to chew off the straps of the Bra. They stylishly bite off the straps without inconveniencing the owners while freeing the objects of desire.

4. A drop of acid. Get this in a tiny bottle and when the time is right, use a dispensing droplet and take aim very surreptitiously dropping just one drop each on the two holding straps and watch it melt away. This is recommended for only Airforce tacticians and Airfirce personnel.

5. Where all these fails, just beg.

http://josephedgarng..com/2015/07/5-ways-to-take-off-bra.html

*Joseph Edgar is an accomplished Investment banker who writes as a hobby. He writes an article 'Loud Whispers' every Saturday in This day( Page 20), Where he comments on trending topics in Nigeria from a comical, satirical point of view. He blogs at josephedgarng..com[i][/i]

this o.p looks like the girl who claims timaya raped her.am going to probe the o.p

Baba goslow

A

O.p why?

Amen

K

My question immediately new service chiefs were announced was: 'So what?' We have had many teams of service chiefs. But I do not seem to see any radical change in our security profile in the country. Each time new military top brass are drafted to the national scene, our hopes are raised, our expectations are lofty and our hyped state of mind is quelled. We begin to see that the days of Boko Haram are numbered. At least, for now, the Boko Haram is the nation's Big Bad Wolf. And, hell, we all wait with bated breath for results. We want to hear that the sect is annihilated and every vestige of it mopped up. We want to hear of the release of the Chibok girls or the remnant of them brought home just in case some of them have been wasted. Nigerians always expect the new military helms men to strain at the leash to bring this nightmare to a gallant end. This military men were chosen against the backdrop of their military exploits. We don't need military henchmen who can plot coup but those who can plot the calamity of the Boko Haram. We all had thought that the name, Buhari, alone would cow the insurgents to submission. In fact, one critical element of the change mantra was the need for change in the security dilemma in our nation. If Buhari had not won the elections, many Nigerians would have interpreted the heightened Boko Haram blitz on soft targets as a Northern reaction to the loss of the elections by their son. I do not insinuate that Buhari is already a failure. Far from it. But the expectation of Nigerians about this Boko Haram thing is high. So far he has visited neighboring countries to mobilize for collaboration in the war against terrorism. We want action. This present crop of service chiefs should work intensely to claim the glory that it was during their time that Boko Haram was walloped disgracefully. So let it be please! By Davidson

A

I love asari dokubo

I was here

Gen gen

K

K

Second to the last person

tpiander:


you sound like a jujuist, turn to Christ.

all this sweeping under mattress, you'll remain enslaved o.

free yourself.

only idiots like u poke-noses into issues that doesn't concern them.the o.p asked for solution which i gave him,nw u are here sweating and vibrating 4 no reason.i go boil stone if u dey vex

tpiander:


yes.

its also s.tupid, you should find better things to do with your time rather than ask a co-i.diot to sweep under the mattress and raise the mattress and tie somebody's gele simply because he wants to have sex.

are you a he goat.

if you are doing all those things, do it for love or because you like cleanliness and well tied gele, not because you want to get laid.

nw that u have admitted that it is ur headache,go and buy panadol asap

tpiander:


on top sex, na wa.

you turn to cleaner and valet.

is it ur headache?

Hmmm

ezugegere:
I have been dating this girl for some time now and I'm planning to marry her in Dec. She recently came to visit me and I decided to have sex with her for the first time. She resisted for a long time but later gave in after hours of trying to persuade her. But just when I wanted to enter her, my dick went flat. All my effort to get erection again proved abortive. I really felt embarrassed and have been thinking what is wrong? Is there anything wrong with her? Is it anxiety? Mind u, I am a heavy fucker.

next time when such thing happens,raise ur matrass,sweep d under and bring d matrass down again.secondry remove her head tie or tell her to do it her self.i knw what d girl is upto.

Banning these beggers is nt just the way out as that is their only means of survival

K

Thinking abt what to type...