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i met a boy who was running away from home.

me : "why are u running away?"

boy : "mummy and daddy beat me"

me : "Oh! But where are u going to?"

boy : "The Super Eagles"

me : "Super Eagles? Why?"

boy : "Because they dont beat anybody!"

lets continue to bash 'em!

one day three women were together and djinee the magician appeared.
"tell me your wishes, lady, and i will make them come true!", he said.
the first lady said "make me the most beautiful woman in the world!" And she became d most beatiful woman.
the second lady said "make me taller than my husband!" And she became taller than her husband.
the third lady said "make me smarter ten times!" , And she became a MAN!


Question : what do u call a woman with brain?
Answer : Pregnant!

initially i was working on windows xp and transferred to windows 7. i started getting errors and the designer could not render the controls i had added ajax controls to. yesterday i downloaded the latest version of ajax but i can't drag control extenders from the toolbox and drop them in the designer view. i can work well by typing everything in the source view, but i can't add the extenders directly to the controls in the designer view.

my ajaxcontroltoolkit is not working. anybody has idae why?
i use VS 2008 version 3.5
thanks

There was a mental patient doctor that drown in a bucket of water and left his patients behind. His children, not knowing how to cure madness, decided to discharge those who were sane enough by using a simple test to determine their mental states and refer the rest else where.
They assembled the mad men and women in a large room, painted a door on the wall and asked them to get out to freedom through the fake door. They all began scramble to get out, screaming like Basket Mouth on stage until they wounded themselves. However, one of them sat with his back to the wall in a corner, humming the national anthem to himself, as if oblivious to what was going on with his fellow inmates.
The doctor's children were happy that at least they got a sane person. But to be sure they approached him and asked why he was not joining others trying to get. He crossed his legs and said in a whisper:

"You see, don't mind all those people. They are all mad, from head to toe. They don"t know that the key to that door is right here in my pocket. I will open it and get out when I am ready. Please don't tell them"

i would love to write code that starts programs automatically when the system starts up.
i use C#.
can any one help me?

thank you Kobojunkie. the link is great.
keep it up.
i am your man!

i mean the X close button

hi
pls tell me how to disable the cancel button on the top corner of forms

thank you

pls help a struggling guy!!!

how do i disable the cancel button on the top corner of forms in C#?

PLS I want to know how to do bitmap in C#