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| Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13: 11:35am On Jul 21, 2010 |
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by EfemenaXY: 11:46am On Jul 21, 2010 |
^^ Lol!! Now that's funny Ben  |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13: 11:53am On Jul 21, 2010 |
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.  |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by StudioCFR(m): 11:54am On Jul 21, 2010 |
Hehehehe |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by bibs(f): 12:14pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Funny funny funny wetin we do nah? |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13: 1:07pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Question: Why did God give men manlinesses? Answer: So men would at least have one way to shut a woman up. Question: What happened to the only man that finally figured women out? Answer: He died laughing. 1 Like |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13: 2:40pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Why shouldn't women drive? There's not a road from the bedroom to the kitchen. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Kick her. . . What do all battered women have in common? They don't listen. why are women like photocopier machines? other than reproducing, they're pretty much useless. what do 80 thousand battered wives have in common? They just don't know when to shut the fu@k up. Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time. |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by Nobody: 3:17pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Ben-10: This is the funniest part, I burst to laugh.  |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by blacksta(m): 3:19pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Mister Ben - This one na serious rage. |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13: 4:20pm On Jul 26, 2010 |
Lol. . . |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by stud9(m): 8:17am On Jul 27, 2010 |
Make una no spoil me sha |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13: 1:04pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Someone tells us 10 reasons why guys prefer guns to women: 10:u can trade an old 44 for a new 22. 9:u can have one gun at home and another wit u on the road. 8:if u admire a friend gun he will give it to u to try it out. 7:u primary gun does not mind if u keep another gun as back up 6:your gun will stay wit u even when u are out of ammo. 5:a gun doesn't take a lot of closet space. 4:gun doesn't ask ''do this new grip make me look fat'' 3:a gun function very well everyday of the month. 2:a gun doesn't mind if u sleep after using it. 1:U CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN. |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by EfemenaXY: 1:20pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
and the bashing continues. . . |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by Nobody: 1:22pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
LOL, Nice one! I just remember somebody said some women loves "Goons" too.  Hello Efe, how are you?  |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by EfemenaXY: 1:28pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
I'm fine babes - & U? |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by Nobody: 1:42pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Im havin fun here. Kind of worried, i feel addicted w/ NL jokes. Need to get back to work now. Take care. |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by EfemenaXY: 1:44pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Yeah, I know the feeling L8er then. . . |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13: 4:15pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out, when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying the casket. As they are walking out, the husband cries, "Watch out for the wall!" 1 Like |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by bibs(f): 5:43pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
| shey the man does not want d wife to resurrect? God pass am! |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by davidtayo(m): 6:11pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
lets continue to bash 'em! one day three women were together and djinee the magician appeared. "tell me your wishes, lady, and i will make them come true!", he said. the first lady said "make me the most beautiful woman in the world!" And she became d most beatiful woman. the second lady said "make me taller than my husband!" And she became taller than her husband. the third lady said "make me smarter ten times!" , And she became a MAN! Question : what do u call a woman with brain? Answer : Pregnant! |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by StudioCFR(m): 6:15pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Tehehehehe Make una continue dey Bash dem jor |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by bibs(f): 8:55pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
this is to make u guys happy
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| Re: Female Bashing ~ by EfemenaXY: 9:35pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Wow!! Never heard that 1 b/4 |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by Pheecee(m): 11:49pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
since woman, neither God nor man have rested + woman=woe+man |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by clemcykul(f): 3:45pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
nice one der |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13: 4:05pm On Jul 30, 2010 |
~She’s crazy about food, he’ll do anything to please her. A perfect romance as long as something is in the fridge. |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by Kunbee: 12:58am On Aug 01, 2010 |
I dont like this thread |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by Ben13: 3:55pm On Aug 02, 2010 |
We never expected you to |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by Kunbee: 1:47am On Aug 04, 2010 |
No apologizes  |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by Pharoh: 12:06pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
LOTMO - Laugh One Tear My Mouth Off. |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by mallorca(m): 12:15pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Women are like passage just pas tru dem and go your way |
| Re: Female Bashing ~ by Bongoman1: 2:19pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
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