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alobright17:
They know themselves,and I'm waiting for them to come out for the contest.

you are afraid of them , mention them

falconey:
[size=30pt] rubbish [/size]

dumb

my name is daviyjones and am the man of list, I think you already know that but what I think you dont know is

the TOP things to do and know before you contest for Mr Nairaland coming soon, I followed miss Nairaland till final and I have come to realise things


enough of intro let's get to business .


1. every moderators has a candidate , the candidate can be a sibling, friend or acquaintance which they ask to contest . this candidate has higher chance.



2. the popular members can easily obtain more votes knowing many people from different sections


3. you will need more campaign managers that are ladies than male, ladies can easily convince guys with their sexual organs to obtain votes



5. the awon weyrey group or knights group candidate always come first or second.



6. you must have at least 20 campaign managers who register before 2015 and have more than 5000 posts , it means they are popular and they can influence people to vote you.





7. the winner is not always the most good-looking but the most photogenic , contestants go to studios pay to get their pictures edited to look fine.
take note


8. you must promise your campaign managers money to make them work very hard or else you are wasting your time


9. the NL jega may not be accurate so you must count your votes by your self through mentions even opponents vote to avoid being cheated .


10. lastly , you must asslick ,beg and persuade to obtain votes in this competition , the best begger gets the highest votes.



my name is daviyjoness , these are what you must know to get the 50,000 naira. people are hungry be ready to fight to get it.

drop observations you have let us inform people before they decide to contest.

alobright17:
I'm waiting for them,only few on that list have brain,others are bunch of headless chicken with little or nothing to contribute other than asslicking and bashing.

mention them

LuveU2:
vizkiz, where is he in ur list

sorry I forgot

photoshoot:

Op, do you mean by popularity? Or what?
Better....

no

saintdennis:
Like seriously are u a fa.ggot?
Females are here acting-a-fool over 50k. And u here already setting up the stage for boys to act like ho.es?

U no play for university?

Anyone contesting for Mr N.L is sus!

ok dumb dumb

GasAndOilTheory:
why

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc66ff]•Uh half them ain't even got no pic!! [/color]

JeffreyJamez:
....lol not even for a million box.

ladies and gentlemen my name is daviyjones and I am the man of list. today I bring to you 15 able guys that should not think twice to accept to contest if they want the contest to be as fun as the ongoing miss nairaland

enough of intro lets get to business:

www.nairaland.com/cutehector


www.nairaland.com/wristbangle


www.nairaland.com/smellymouth


www.nairaland.com/smellyanus


www.nairaland.com/drisklef


www.nairaland.com/wildlife


www.nairaland.com/firstking01


www.nairaland.com/stfuareyougod


www.nairaland.com/jeffreyjamez



www.nairaland.com/timsonpreye


www.nairaland.com/falconey


www.nairaland.com/ernesty20


www.nairaland.com/saintsamuraii


www.nairaland.com/maxi112


www.nairaland.com/friedplanatain


note ; it is not only by goodlook but personality,contribution,intelligence and vocabulary and the list is limited to romance section only.

the guys above nairaland will love to see you guys compete and tear each other apart as we watch and enjoy , please contest.

GOOD DAY MY NAME IS DAVIYJONES AND I AM THE MAN OF LIST,

I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING THE MISS NAIRALAND CONTEST SILENTLY FOR MONTHS, TODAY I HAVE DECIDED TO VOTE BUT NEED A GOOD REASON TO, BEFORE I CAST MY VOTE I NEED TO KNOW FEW THINGS FROM THE CONTESTANTS STILL IN THE COMPETITION

LANICKY, REFINER,MIMZY,IVVY,MISSGDOPE AND OPTIONAL ONE PLEASE ANSWER THESE BEFORE I CAST MY VOTE TILL THE FINAL.

1. WHY ARE YOU CONTESTING FOR MISS NAIRALAND?

2. WILL YOU SHARE PART OF THE FUND WITH YOUR TEAM?

theEYe21:
Sex

#sign

Feranchek:
What actually should be the 1st thing

are you dumb? why answer a question with a question ?

lalasticlala

lalasticlala

saintdennis:
Nice write up, especially the part about Adam.
doubt your theory can be countered (logically)

yes it can never.

ok continue reading

3. The relationship is NOT a family affair. We're not trying to take you away from your family. This is a relationship, not a kidnapping. However, if we're mature enough to leave home and keep what goes on between us just between us, then is it too much to ask of you to do the same? If you tell your mom and your sisters about every single argument and disagreement that we have, then don't you think that they're not going to like us very much? Then you'll wonder why we don't like going around them, right?


4. We're not joined at the hip. We don't have to go every single place that you go, and we don't expect you to go everywhere with us. That's what makes our time together special. We each had our own likes and dislikes before we met. You did things alone or with your girls, and that's fine. Don't try to drag your man with you if it's going to be nothing but you and the girls talking. We don't want to sit and listen to talk about hair, nails, fashion, who's man is cheating on who, etc. Just shoot us first, if that's the case.



5. Is this a relationship or a prison sentence? A relationship is supposed to have trust. If a man feels that he's not being trusted, and he hasn't done anything deserving of the interrogation process, then don't expect to have him around too much longer. This would apply primarily to someone who has a lot of insecurities.



6. Independence is great — to a point. Call it ego, male insecurity, whatever you like. There's no getting around the fact that we need to feel that we're in this for more than just sex (yeah, I know... sounds weird coming from a guy). If you keep telling a man (and showing him, too) that you can do everything on your own, then what do you need him for? As shallow as it may sound, we do have to have our ego fed just a bit (maybe some guys more than others, but I think you get the idea).



7. Being too dependent is not a good thing, either . I know it sounds like we can't make up our minds between numbers 6 and 7, but there is a balance. It's like we want a grown woman who can handle her business, but still let us know that there's a place in her life for us that only we can fill. You're not a child, and we don't expect to treat you like one or take care of you like one. If you come to a guy for every single thing,and can't seem to make up your mind or make decisions ... well, one day he will make up his mind and not come back.



8. Don't you ever have anything nice to say? Yeah, we mess up from time to time (and it may seem that those times run pretty close together). But what about some props? Can't your man do anything right? I'm not talking about being patronizing or treating him like a first grader keeping his colors inside the lines ("Way to go, Ronnie!". Nobody can stand always being criticized. Psychologists call it "positive reinforcement." Men call it "giving us a break."


9. There's no future in the past . We've all made mistakes. The thing is to learn from them, not live in them. if your man made a mistake, and you've agreed to forgive him for it, then do that. Don't bring it up and keep beating him over the head with it. If you keep bringing up the past, then be prepared to talk about your man in the past tense, as in "ex."



10. Maybe his friends won't be your friends, but don't dog them out, either . He knew them before he knew you. He knows how they are. If one (or more) of his friends are players, he knows this already. You don't have to remind him of that. if you keep making negative comments about them, what you're really doing is showing an insecurity and, in a more subtle way, expressing a lack of trust. If he's with you and everything is going right then don't let whatever actions his friends take influence the relationship.

dannyben5:
op when the ladies go turn up *i no dey o dem go soon come* make i dy observe

people run from the truth, they will not comment but ignore.

ErnieSmallzz:
Dalcop

now officially dumb

ErnieSmallzz:
[b]we are playing games of insults ryt?







Dummy[/b]

again dumb

ErnieSmallzz:
slow poke

still dumb

ErnieSmallzz:
And here we go again, *rolls eye*

dumb

my name is daviyjones and i'm the man of list. today I bring to you the logical reason why men sin and why the world is full of sin.




in the world today 90% of a man's sins come from a woman, it is a fact ,It comes mostly from sexual deeds : perversity, rape,lust etc.

i believe a man can go a day without sin if a woman is 1000miles away or never existed. evidently the Good Lord made men to be highly attracted to women. I am not questioning God's creation but opining.

let me take you to when it all started



[b] in the book of genesis
[3:9] But the LORD God called to the man, and said to him, "Where are you?"
[3:10] He said, "I heard the sound of you in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself."
[3:11] He said, "Who told you that you were naked?


Have you eaten from the tree of which I commanded you not to eat?"
[3:12] The man said, "The woman whom you gave to be with me, she gave me fruit from the tree, and I ate."[\b]

my favourite verse was the last, Adam gave God the best reply in the history of man. if you understand that last verse very well it comes with BLAME , here it is again "The woman whom you gave to be with me, she gave me fruit from the tree, and I ate."

Adam told God " YOU GAVE ME" , which is true he never ask for it.

the logic behind this is God created everything including lion,tigers, grass,man etc nothing goes against the will of God until God's last creation "a woman" whom brought sin to the WORLD.

CONCLUSION : as long as man live with a woman in the world he can not live and do without sin.

disclaimer : for those who would come up with ridiculous theory to oppose my philosophy please be logical. the point here is the introduction of sin to the world

Dumb women

Leriebloom:
So u want to become the male karashika in her life abi?

Wats she saying? lalasticlala

my name is daviyjones and I am the man of list , the world has been bugging me to create list for many weeks now saying it is my calling. yes here I am again doing what I know how to do.

enough of the intro!!!!

1. emusmith and his version his Oliviaarims.



2. naijaboiy and his female version estharfabian



3. tosyne2much and his female version jadekitana


4. stfuareyougod and his female version prettythicksme


5. ronald4lif and his female version mzmycoli


6. mrcork and his female version mamagee3

7. wristbangle and his female version hateu2

8. cutehector and his female version sinaj

typing.......

I went for a business trip came back early this month, I went to get provision from the street popular store when I saw this gorgeous lady, I didn't talk to her because she didn't even care to look at me once so I stayed calm ,waited for her to finish getting her item then I followed her to know her apartment , great! it was 2 houses away.

I made some inquiry and I discovered she just moved in with her uncle. fast forward ........ with lots of troubling she manage to give me her number we chatted on WhatsApp and she said she didn't even know why she gave me her number ...... she gave me a shocking news that she is engaged to a pastor and they will get married soon.

she added he had paid half the bride price and done 80% percent of other things. people I have never felt this way before about any girl in my entire life I know what I feel. she is just perfect in every way.

last night I visited her , her uncle wasn't around, we discuss a lot and I started romancing her she cautioned me at first saying even her fiance doesn't touch her , she doesn't allow it.

with little pressure and persuasion she succumbed , the touching was going deep that she asked me to stop because I was reaching for her major parts. please don't judge me by this , men will always be men, but I still love her even if I made love to her I believe I would still love her.

my marriage plan is next year even if I wish to marry her but is it OK to go after someone's fiancee? I am confused? she do call me in fact after I dropped her call I enter Nairaland to create this.

guys I am confused

mature response only