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I am planning to get married this year , right now I am not in any serious relationship but I have 3 girls as potential fiancee.


I want to date 3 of them smartly and marry one at the end but I am afraid to marry a hoe,


so ladies how do I know I am dating a hoe ? what are the features hoe exhibit?

mature comments please.

Destined2win:
Your post is a definition of dumbness..and I had expected you to explain yourself a little out of dumbness..but again, you are dumber

still dumb

Synzu:
There are different levels of madness.

dumb

Destined2win:
I don't get it, mind explaining more

are you dumb? yes you are

ladies and gentlemen my name is davijones and I'm the man of list for over 10years nairaland has been in existing lots had and happened and lots are still happening.

enough of Introduction this thread is to congratulate rokiatu for being the first member to acquire 1,000 likes on d.p.

she has been a great member for years , prominently known as a romancelander until she moved to family section last year because she was about to get married.


congrats rokiatu we love you all. her opponent is mariolae she has above 900, mariolae fought hard to win the award but all to no avail. she is the current runner up.




I remain davijones the man of list.

My name is daviyjones i am back with my world famous list, nairaland girls pretend a lot that they are not interested in the guys but wrong they are

Enough of intro, here they are

1. Tommfrench ; the former mr nairaland and the contestant for the upcoming silverbird MR NIGERIA. This guy got nairaland girls on their heels with his cool personality and one word poster. He never makes blunders like the rest in the quest to impress ladies.


2. Cutehector ; this the greatest romancelander of all time and the top running romancelander of the year, he has money,time and macho. He attracts lots of underage romance section girls , receiving not less that 30pms daily.


3. Naijaboiy ; we all know his trick he loves attacking girls he likes at first by posting his lawyer grammars to get their attention and leave them blushing, before you know the girls starting quoting him in every thread to get his attention.


4. Tosyne2much ;first warn your ex gf you know her she is annoying lately, this guy creates threads to tarnish ladies but his motive is to get their attention showcasing he is an ambitious guy with talent to get them in bed.


5. Stfuareyougod: he is a former thug , he has repented thanks to a celestial church in Lagos, he uses his swag to seduce the dumb romance section girls like....... I shouldn't mention i don't want a ban because of the counter thread loading.

6. Falconey; this guy act funny to get ladies attention from there sending lots of pm to them claiming what he is not, only the slowpoke girls will want to Bleep this guy not the intelligent ones.


7. mrcork : he starts by insulting girls for not using lighting creams, claims he lives in london and own a car, the gold diggers do fall for him just to get his imaginary money.


8. smellymouth ; he started as an idiot but now acting all mr responsible and serious to get those big cleavage girls attention disturbing them with pms per seconds , i heard he has sleep with 3 nairaland girls so far.


9. vizkiz : he is unemploy youth who trick girls to fall in love to dig their gold, he is romance section prominent golddigger of the year. He has had more sex with nairaland girls than any guy in the past 2years.

10. Add yours


Written by man of list

Some single ladies don't know what guys want in relationship, this are list of things you agree to when you accept our proposal.

My name is daviyjones and i'm the man of list.

#1 : right to romance which may later turn out to be sex.

#2 right to question your loyalty when seen with another man.

#3 Right to Visit you and vice versa.

#4 right to be introduced to your friends as boyfriend.

#5 right to your privacy especially when you collect too much money

#6 right to take you out as at when needed.

#7 right to know your movement every.

#8 Lastly right control and manage you.


Any girl who goes against this rights will end up dating millions of guys. Because sooner or later she will be dump.

Strahovski1:
Only a wh0re will say that.

She is not a LovePeddler she is independent.

trueking:
If we are in a relationship she has to explain, or she should not expect me to fulfill my own financial obligations.

It is mandatory to fulfill it

YOUNGELDER1:
.

What are you doing?

Goodevening i want mature comments, no list this time

A lady friend of mine said she has no explanation for any of her boyfriend if caught with another guy since none has propose marriage to her.

She further explained nigerian boyfriends are being possessive, they want all without marriage.

Ladies and guys what is your view is she right?


Lalasticlala

Strahovski1:
Why do Nigerian ladies cheat?

we do not know

bardella1:
sorry to disappoint u
Not All Girls Cheat

Those tHat have not will do later

Estharfabian:
Today's Sunday!


Y'all dunderheads have started!

dumb

Sorry no list this time.

Guys is it an advantage? does it save you headache and heartbreak when she cheats on you?


Nigerian girls will always cheat.

Dumb

chigoizie7:
Behind most smiling and jovial faces and beautiful and sexy girls, na pack of problems. How we wan take know? Dem no de write am for face nah

Inquire about her get information.

prettythicksme:
better u stop runnning after ladies for now,no gurl wnt a broke ass nigga as bf/husband#makemoneymoremoney

How many guys did their father employed and made rich?

Monalisa185:
there's no point regretting... teach her how to fish...and not just giving her pieces of fish each time she asks...

that's why I encourage ladies to be independent and hardworking, that way, you can solve your problems or most of your financial problems yourself...

see as this guy don come open thread on top that babe head now...

How many girls want to work? their work is looking beautiful.

mikki123:
How much is 10m, if you don't have come and collect

dumb

I know you cant possibly get an accurate figure or full idea but please run a background check a little to know the amount of predicament you want to bring upon your life.

I recently met this damsel , we bond fast and everything was OK until she brought her problems to the table, guys i don't think 10million naira can solve it.

Right now i am confused regretting i ever met her. i do love to help but i have problems too that need money.


Sorry no list this time.

LordOfTheWeed:
Why is Kingtom not on the list?

Because he is your friend? He is not active and doesn't contribute to anything.

Kaylexzy:
Nawao....

Will u present him with an Hyundai ix35 like d Headies?

dumb

nikkypearl:
Why is naijaboiy not on yo list @ op?

He is always on top of every list on Romance section

naijaboiy is loved by all because of his personality both online and offline.

But that doesn't mean he deserves some of the recognition he gets here. He had worked hard over the years but not recently.

Oyind17:
DAVIYJONESS this is 2016!

will you stop bothering me? I told you I'm taken.

My name is daviyjones the man of list. I am your host of romance section monthly *romancelander of the month*



This is the first segment for this year. I have over 50 contestant but one person will emerge as the winner.

With proper investigation,feasibility study,reasearch and analysis for the past 25 days, I have come into conclusion and picked the winner for this month.


This event is base on a moniker's contribution,humour,personality,controversy and many more.

Here are the final shorlisted contestant for the month of JANUARY.


Cutehector : 99.8%
decker: 89.8%
Misspicy: 89.5%
Estharfabian:89.5%
Sickkstars:87.2%
Ronald4lif:85%
Stfuareyougod: 84.5%
Prettythicksme.82%
jonaifame22:80%
Mamagee:76%
Sinaj:72.5%
delectablegyal:56%
Profojah2:55.3%
laveda:55%
Yourmain: 53.6%
Smellymouth: 51%
Tosyne2much.50%


Members who didn't made the list were eliminated from the list.
thank you. See you same time next month for the 'romancelander of the month*. My name is daviyjones I'm the man of ...... You already know that.

Producer:daviyjones
Director:dviyjones


And the winner Is......... Check the picture below.

CaroLyner:
am between 17_21 and yes my fashion & style is 100%

yees it should be so. Enjoy it and be prepared for the next stage.

jrerico1:
Is it a most to get married?? These ladies should be left with thier choice.

if your parents are not married will you be born and nurtured being who you are today?