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Make Ned release the sex tapes jare.
But I know that he wouldn't. Ned big pass that kind thing. To say na one young broke ass clown, he would have done that long ago to score a cheap point.

The best source ever is in-built in us. I will say more on this later.
I was discussing with a friend about 3 days ago. He said, "Did you know that the attempted military coup was sponsored by USA to topple the regime of Tinubu and after it failed, the American PTB couldn't stomach it? They have decided to overthrow Tinubu because he isn't dancing to Western tunes, but allied to China and Russia...just like Niger, Mali and Burkina Faso. He continued that America could no longer milk us like before and that they felt not at ease to lose a stronghold."

True to his submission, we no longer import fuel like b4 (thanks to Dangote).
More things were discussed, but I am too lazy to write

Na Tyla dem go pack all the award give again

So, a lawyer has become the Minister of Science and Technology! This is unbelievable. Abi na Doctor he be wey e get appointment as Attorney General for him state? Either way, something is wrong.

When I was young, I tried to kill a snake by repeatedly marching it with my slippers . The snake no feel am at all. It just left that place without harming me.

Another one was when I unknowingly urinated on a cobra. It was rainy that day. The cobra had coiled under our avocado tree. I was oblivious of it and was urinating on it. When I was done, I looked down and it was a cobra.

God really love me. I have other experiences.

PlsStayAlive and damilare96, go and recheck. Like I said earlier, the ICT staff might still be uploading their portal when you checked. I helped a friend who's already 36 to check and he was shortlisted. He no get any connect cos na me help am register ...na still me help am check am cos of his phone issues. I also know someone who will be 34 few months from now that was shortlisted for Fire Service. @ damilare96, age isn't your problem clearly.

Only a Yoruba speaker will understand what she meant as 'it will not buy calabash for them."

damilare96:
Thank you so much
The problem is age

Are you over 35?

It seems the CDCFIB ICT staff are still working on the site. Those who were not shortlisted should not give up cos I read somewhere that they aren't done with the uploads. They are also working to correct some discrepancies cos some people where shortlisted for positions they never applied for.

That should be Venza and Muscle.

@ Floss, this your post aged so well. Good morning to you wherever you are ... day done break since 2023. Agbado and cassava have taken over and might still continue till 2031.

Note: Our votes do not count.

To those who applied for CDCFIB, it seems true to their words, the test shortlisting and other updates might be this week cos the site is undergoing some mods.

Dannyjince:
The media never said she died in a plane crash, where did you get that from.
Her death coincided with some victims of plane crash during that period maybe that's why you had it all mixed up.
Stella died of complications of cosmetic surgery...
She wasn't satisfied with her natural beauty, she went and did BBL and never woke up.
😔

Ehen! Not BBL ooooo. It was tummy tuck she did.

Arsenal 3 - Crystal Palace 0

SeeWahala:
Just imagine because he's Yoruba this one wants him to have 'Life IMPROVEMENT'

How's he Yoruba? So, everyone who lives in any Southwestern state in Nigeria is Yoruba? Kai! This is a poor reasoning from you. Even their names suggested otherwise.

smartkester:
I agree with you. Context matters a lot. But overall, I still rate customs above any paramilitary. A great place

Customs package is dwarfed by that of NDLEA, bro. To me NDLEA is better.

So sorry about this. I hope you've not been having fun through your backyard.

No tribalist shall enter into the kingdom of God.

He will lose gallantly before the election day. He should rather throw his weight round Obi. In fact, Tinubu is a step ahead of other aspirants

Water spirit, mariner, familiar spirit person,... all are versions of witchcraft. Witchcraft is real. @ Paxonel, you claim that Bible referenced God, but not witchcraft. A big lie. In Exodus, it was written somewhere, Suffer not a witch to live. Also, Saul consulted a witch to summon Samuel's spirit. Bar-Jesus sef dey inside Bible. I can still mention that girl with the familiar spirit who was saying things about the apostles in the Book of Acts.

isholamedoo:
Hmmm. Nawa o. The problem with electricity in Nigeria now is not peculiar everywhere. I can say boastfully that I enjoy over 12hrs daily where I stay. But I'm not sure is the same everywhere sha.

And on the bank issue, what if you opt for ussd code if app fails to do the work? Just thinking out loud!!!

USSD issue was in Front Page a few days ago. Most bank's USSD code can't transact successfully anymore and the worst is that you might be debited.

@ Samantha125, only 2 days of power outage and you're complaining. Where I live at the moment, the last time we had power supply (which was low current) was in February 2024. It's solar energy my family rely on right now.
To the question, my fear is bank app issue. Like some said, what if you are about to make payments at a restaurant or at worse a bukka and your app refuses to work? That's a serious problem oooo

That's the song titled, "Emmema." Lovely jam.
These guys are legends. I still feel for Black Face anyway.

EarthKing:
Ènèmóná? Definitely no one knows tomorrow. Let him realize this fact and make impact in the lives of the people he's suppose to lead.

Which Yoruba sub-dialect is this?

See as Chelsea fans dey make mouth. I humbly hope that Arsenal will win something tangible this season, else, Arteta out.

You are about to married someone who is gon' suffer from obesity and prolly diabetes.

kayusely70:
Thanks for your response. I really appreciate. What should one expect the list of those shortlisted for screening?

Honestly, I don't know, but you can take a cue from previous recruitment exercises. It usually takes close to a year or more than before all things are finalized. Customs recruitment has been on since January and till date, no shortlisting ...same goes for the FCSC recruitment. Just go about your normal life, bro.

kayusely70:
Who has any news or development on Civil Defence, Immigration, Give and Correctional Services we applied for last month?

Yeah, I do. A top politician shared some slots in a place. When I say top, I mean it cos those slots were really many. That's all I can say.

Nelly9kelly:
Please do you have their office address for Owerri?

No

Mutmainneen:
For bearded men, is it a must to shave for the exam or interview? Been wanting to ask this question a long time.

I went with my beards. Dem never employ you now. Na exam you wan go write. But for your interview, trim it and always look neat.