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RenoOkriTheGoat:
Yellowbar girls and scrotum be like bread and beans.

Your reasoning is quite low. Does the name sound Yoruba?

Arsenal will qualify by God's grace. My issue at the moment is some of our players who risk missing the Semis against PSG if the get a yellow card.

Man wanted to earn in dollars

You couldn't run the affairs of Oyo State the way we all expected, but you are now claiming to have all it takes to be the president of Nigeria. Makinde must be so full of himself.

Adekot:
Thanks sir, please if you can connect me with any of the available federal government job I will be grateful

Me sef dey find FG job. As I no quick see, I don pack certificate for somewhere...I don begin dey learn work.

OKOATA:
YouTube Automation Secret

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ESLGCpfuk?si=rdtoHAMNEVFS-eQN

The course is 24Hrs o. So get enough data o.

Abeg, Mr Pepper Prick, is that the whole video or it has other episodes? I wan used night sub take download am.

Adekot:
*NATIONAL POPULATION COMMISSION (NPC) STAFF RECRUITMENT 2025*

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Interested and Eligible NIGERIAN who are willing to apply are to visit
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*2. VALID ID CARD*
*3. APPLICANTS MUST BE OVER 18 YEARS*

*APPLY NOW*
https://npc-career.allprogram.site/job

How t
Real is this my people

It's fake. I have first hand information about NPC. In fact, my close relative and a lot of friends work there.

Etsado:
please any News on National Population Commission?

Nothing is happening there, bro. They are currently overstaffed. Their salary small gan.

You're very right, bro. In fact, I'll tell my elder brother my ATM pin and bank app password after work today.
For close to 12 years now, I've known his password, but didn't find it necessary to tell him mine.

Firebox123:
real Madrid to final

If you believe let bet 3k

PSG Vs real Madrid 2025 uefa champion league final

It is so clear you aren't a true fan of soccer. If you are, you will know that the winner between this tie is gonna meet the winner between PSG vs Aston Villa in the Semis. Hence, both teams (Madrid and PSG) can never meet simultaneously at the final.

Samantha125:
And if you want translations, feel free to ask.

In my musical journey, I've gone beyond understanding a song's lyrics before enjoying it. Music is beyond language. For instance, the song: Welela by Miriam Makeba was a repetition of same lyrical line in Xhosa. Not up to two sentences, yet, I'm addicted to it.

Check out this particular song with its storyline although you didn't ask for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0f7VbhWCEk&pp=ygUObWFzdGV3YWwgZXlheXU%3D

It's an Ethiopian music, but great touching jamz.

I downloaded those songs 3 days ago, but was so distracted to listen to them until this evening. Here's my conclusion:
I'm today officially declaring that SA House Music is among my best music genre. I enjoyed those wonderful songs to be candid, @ Samantha125. My best Limpopian song therein is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwbWix7X79Q?si=aXHbPVLwwsQ5sEnE

While I enjoyed all House Music songs especially:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9MspZC5S1o?si=6kkjOYyNb4BA7X7M

Samajogs:
My brother don't go there for peace sake...it's better you don't know.

The earlier a man finds out that his wife is a cheat, the better for him. A cheating wife can kill the husband at anytime. Most women who murdered their husbands have cheating on them. They know that they have other men to rely on and as well love. I can't train up another man's child too, abeg.

I don't have to worry so much on this. My lawyer will definitely explain better in case (God forbid) I find out that my wife is a cheat. Nice topic, O.P.

@ Annolomy, Female genital mutilation might be the cause.

Samantha125:
And if you want translations, feel free to ask.

No problem, thanks.

Thanks so much, Samantha125. I'll definitely download and listen to those songs. I've always love good music and S.A. music has been one of my favorites.

erniok:
Having watched the video, you don't have the slightest case unless you can prove that 08087771777 is D.K Olukoya's number. I'm glad mfm has sued so she can present this to the court as irrefutable evidence.

Here is what Truecaller reveals

Arsenal defender Gabriel will sit out the rest of the season after having surgery on his hamstring, the Premier League club said on Thursday in what is a major blow to Mikel Arteta's side.

The 27-year-old Brazilian Gabriel went down injured in the early stages of Arsenal's 2-1 win over Fulham on Tuesday and was substituted immediately.

Gabi will undergo a surgical repair procedure to his hamstring in the coming days, and immediately begin his recovery and rehabilitation programme, with the aim to be ready for the start of next season," Arsenal said in a statement.

The London club were already without defenders Riccardo Calafiori, Ben White and Takehiro Tomiyasu while Jurrien Timber also came off in the Fulham game with a knee issue.

Arsenal are 12 points behind Liverpool in the title race with eight games left, while they host Real Madrid in the first leg of the Champions League quarter-finals next week.

The club also lost strikers Kai Havertz and Gabriel Jesus to season-ending injuries earlier this year.

Source: https://www.flashscore.com/r/?t=5&id=d6ElDy1B&utm_source=android&utm_medium=share_news

Source 2: https://www.arsenal.com/news/injury-update-gabriel-magalhaes?id=112656&utm_source=arsenaldotcom&utm_medium=share_button&utm_campaign=news

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Dominique

Dreal1247:
Your wish for me has been activated in your life.. You are happy seeing a Man Of God being blackmailed. You will experience it and you will not come out of it.

You are cursing your fellow man because of Olukoya. I wonder if you are truly saved.

SonofElElyonRet:
Your dad right? ill bred brat. Shameless Agulu liar

Son of Elyon wey dey curse. Son of Elyon indeed!

Mom007:
And after feeding them bread and fish, what happened? The first spirit and life words that came out of his mouth, they turned and walked away, leaving only a REMINANT of the 12 disciples. Go and READ your Bible. The average Christian is no different from those 5000. They followed Christ for fish and bread and not because they had genuine love for HIM or because they wanted truths. Little has changed 2500years down the line.

You are twisting the Scriptures. The 5000 were not gathered because of bread and fish. They were gathered because they hungered and thirsted for God's word then. In fact, they were asked to go home after the sermon before it was decided that they were a hungred and needed to be fed so they don't faint on their way.
The issue of stomach infrastructure was when some of them sought after Christ the next day due to stomach infrastructure and not genuine hunger for the word.

The reason for my example of the 4000 and 5000 crowds was ur assertion that a real man of God can't ganer crowds.

Samantha125:
Limpopo has three tribes, Pedi or Sepedi, Venda, and Tsonga... But Pedi is the dominant tribe... As for Master Kg's tribe, apartheid did them dirty by classifying their tribe as a Pedi dialect since it was a minority and had some grammatical relations with the Pedi language even though they culturally relate more with the Venda people.

So they had no choice but to adopt Pedi names, surnames and Pedi language as their official language, they also do Pedi in school as their home language while still preserving their indigenous language, khelobedu... There's still an ongoing debate as to whether it should be recognised as an independent tribe or should remain as a Pedi dialect.

Politically they're recognised as Pedis, but culturally they identify as Balobedu... So I always get confused in terms of classifying them because I don't want to offend anyone.

And before I recommend to you the top three Limpopian music, do you have any Nike wear?😅😅😅

What I'm passing through isn't a matter of Nike design. I'm trying to stay afloat in the stormy sea of life. Music is my therapy for now. Abeg, recommend your top 3 Limpopian music apart from Master KG.
There's this song titled Forever by Sithelo Ft Skyewanda...I too like that song. I'll be glad if you can also recommend songs of such genre.

Guestmale:
To you now you have concluded it happened, why not try to stay neutral, it's better.
Someone just give example of what transpired between Joseph and Potiphar's wife in the bible.

You said God is not God of crowd how do you and what makes you come to that conclusion. Jesus during His earthly ministry has large crowd following Him. The early Apostles have large followers. Though some clergymen in our time may be involving in diabolical practices, I still believe there are many sincere and genuine men and women of God.

You should have reminded her @Mom007 about those 4000 and 5000 crowds Christ fed with bread and fish.

It's certain that it was a game by Seun. Although he conspicuously hid it under April Fool's Day.
He's close the thread and announced it as an April Fool's Day joke.

https://www.nairaland.com/8386227/reconciliation-selling-7.5-nairaland/6

Samantha125:
His tribe is complicated, and I don't want to be the one responsible for spreading misinformation, I need to consult the elders first because even I want answers...😂😂😂... But he is from Limpopo.

In fact, he's the one who introduced lekompo music to the world, songs like skeleton move and Jerusalem fall under the Lekompo genre... He's a true Limpopian...😅😅😅

All right, thanks.
Kindly recommend top three Limpopian music to me. I'm aware of the aforementioned songs by Master KG. Also, I had thought only Pedis makeup Limpopo Province. Alas, I was wrong.

Most heads of religion organizations are into homosexuality.

ClearFlair:
History of how many years. Also, where are the links to the reports so Nigerians can learn




The current macroeconomic outlook tells a different story. Statistics are very important.

Na statistics we go chop?

Hungrychicken:
Nothing, it just dried out oneday and cleared

All right, thanks.

Hungrychicken:
Yes, it just swelled and dried out. Then, shrink and cleared.

Abeg, wetin you use?

Samantha125, is Master KG a Pedi? Seems I saw him promoting Limpopo stuff in one of his musical videos.

Hungrychicken:
Ok, thanks

Any relief, O.P.?