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Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by davseun2ta(m): 5:15pm On Feb 26, 2016
emmabest2000:
Onion always do good to human body ..

* Sweets Friday * kiss kiss
body no be firewood
Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:48pm On Feb 26, 2016
My favorite!!! grin grin
MY GARRI DON DONE

Guess, the dollar rise didnt affect the purchase of the garri

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Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:43pm On Feb 26, 2016
JESUS CHRIST IS AN IBO MAN undecided

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Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:40pm On Feb 26, 2016
THIS BEAUTIFUL SISTER MUST MARRY

... Guys-over to you!!! grin

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Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:37pm On Feb 26, 2016
GIVE ME A SPOUSE OR I DIE

Ewooo!!! shocked

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Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:35pm On Feb 26, 2016
NTA JESUS CHANNEL

Good concept though! grin

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Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:34pm On Feb 26, 2016
I MUST MARRY grin

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Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:26pm On Feb 26, 2016
NO MORE SH*IT

grin

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Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:24pm On Feb 26, 2016
HOW TO IDENTIFY THE WITCH

... hustling guys in Lagos wouldn't mind this program grin

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Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:22pm On Feb 26, 2016
POINT AND KILL

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Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:20pm On Feb 26, 2016
ARROW OF DELIVERANCE

Henhen..

...this program is endorsed for those who has no weapon!!! Hmmm...

Na wa o.. undecided undecided

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Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 1:16pm On Feb 26, 2016
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Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 12:18pm On Feb 26, 2016
@Lalasticlala which would you attend? grin
Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 12:18pm On Feb 26, 2016
@Lalasticlala which would you attend?
Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 12:17pm On Feb 26, 2016
LORD WHERE IS MY MONEY?

Hmmm...

I reserve my comment here!!!

Plan to attend sha o

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Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 12:14pm On Feb 26, 2016
grin
Adikam:
Like the one i saw in my city
who shot me? de tin just hit my head like say police dey ask me who shot pastor lol
Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 12:08pm On Feb 26, 2016
1.UNCLE WETIN I DO YOU?

2. AUNTY WETIN I DO YOU?


Well, punishment no no gender o!!!!

If You feel you are getting a "hard and sudden" kind of punishment, program 1 is recommended for you

If yours is "soft but consistent" kind of punishment, my dear, Na program 2 sure pass...

all aunties and Uncles must answer o... click like,if you agree

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Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 11:49am On Feb 26, 2016
herkeym001:
Who Tie The Goat

Plan to attend then you shall know... grin
Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 11:48am On Feb 26, 2016
I WILL NOT LEAVE LAGOS EMPTY HANDED

Eko o ni ba je o

Just don't come to Lasgidi and leave like that oooo. Oya plan to attend grin grin

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Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 11:45am On Feb 26, 2016
TIED DOWN IN THE VILLAGE BUT NEEDED IN THE CITY

shocked shoooooo

This village witches ehn!!!!
If you still dey village , we need your attention for city.

Avail yourself for this program, trust the program will be held in the village and not in the city undecided

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Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 11:37am On Feb 26, 2016
I CAN SMELL AMERICA

To those who want to travel to america!
Avail yourself for this program, so you would receive the power of strong smell grin grin grin

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Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 11:34am On Feb 26, 2016
KILL THEM BEFORE THEY KILL YOU

Yorubas would say "Eni to ba yaara ni Ogun ngbe" - meaning:it is he who is swift that escapes the bullet... I dunno if I got the Interpretation right sha o grin

Anyway, plan to attend, before them (village witches) attend to your mattergrin grin

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Religion / Re: Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 11:29am On Feb 26, 2016
.... WHO WAKE THE SLEEPING LION?

The lion in your life didn't just wake like that! Something prompted it! Come and get answers

Religion / Which Church Program Would You Want To Attend? (Hilarious Photos) by davseun2ta(m): 11:24am On Feb 26, 2016
Some fliers and bill boards are quite explanatory, as the IMAGE and theme (to those who can read) says it all...
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Oya!see below!!!

WHO TIE THE GOAT?

... hmm! Who tie the goat?
Plan to attend, then you shall know who tied the goat.

BONANZA: first 50 people to attend will get a free reason why the goat was tied! grin

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Slam Ben-Bruce For Printing His Book In U.S: You're Hypocrite by davseun2ta(m): 10:18am On Feb 25, 2016
Dagaya:
U dat is in school..please keep ur opinions to urself..thank u.
bros! It's an obvious fact that you [size=16pt]really need to go back to school[/size].Here are the reasons am appealing you go back to. School;

1. you obviously lack adequate information on the subject-not that they were not made available to you, but because you have allowed sentiments blindfold your eyes from seeing the truth even when it's crystal clear.

2. Your written Grammar is enough to cause one migraine

3. The sides of a story can't be in three sides, it's either TRUE or FALSE. The proverb you gave is a cliche as its doesn't jive with our system now. So you need to expose yourself to latest proverbs et al.

I just hope you would take this seriously beyond Nairaland
Business / Re: How Much Is Dollar Selling @ The Black Around You? I Just Bought @ 300 Now by davseun2ta(m): 9:05am On Feb 25, 2016
McMayowa:
if with corruption, 1 dollar was 180, and now without corruption, 1 dollar is 405. Ladies and Gentlemen, you all will agree with me that we need corruption in this country. #bringbackcorruption
you need urgent re-examination, because you just sounded like one whose reasoning coefficient has dropped to Negative...

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Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by davseun2ta(m): 8:43am On Feb 25, 2016
kaylonda:
Illegality Kwa, you people have back with plenty oyibo.
"oyibo pepper! Chiki Chiki pepper, you go marry onion"
Politics / Re: Nigerians Slam Ben-Bruce For Printing His Book In U.S: You're Hypocrite by davseun2ta(m): 8:34am On Feb 25, 2016
Dagaya:
Who God has blessed no one can curse..not drink panadol for another man headache., truth is I really like the guy..as someone I like I really believe it is imperative I here what he has to say before I draw conclusions..meanwhile there are always three sides to a story, theirs, his and the truth..so am going to wait for his epic reply..team BMB
PLS, I am down on my knees, [size=16pt]PLS GO BACK TO SCHOOL[/size]... your reasoning coefficient is reading NEGATIVE
Politics / Re: Nigerians Slam Ben-Bruce For Printing His Book In U.S: You're Hypocrite by davseun2ta(m): 3:57pm On Feb 24, 2016
chesterlee:
@Op Change the topic to pained YORUBAS blast Ben Bruce!


By their names and comments we shall know them! grin

Celebrities / Re: I Love Watching Porn’ – Carmen Electra Talks About Her Sex Life by davseun2ta(m): 2:52pm On Feb 24, 2016
davseun2ta:
The 43 year old glamour model shared details about her sex life on an episode of Kocktails with Khloe. She revealed that she loves the kinkier side of bedroom fun and also loves using a rhinestone whip on her man.
When Khloe grilled Carmen on what type of adult movies she likes to watch, Carmen responded :

“I do a lot of porn watching myself. It may be a little addiction,’ ‘I watch it. I love porn. I like S&M, I like a little hardcore.’

She also revealed that she often indulges alone and her housekeeper sometimes catches crazy videos on her computer.

‘I have to just call my s**t out. Yeah, that’s some porn I was watching the other night.’
 She goes deeper revealing that she owns a cane, which was given to her as a gift, and that she likes that it helps her dominate during sex:

‘Sometimes I like to be dominant and sometimes I like to be dominated
Khloe then chimed in to say she has her own rhinestone whip which she keeps by her bed.
  ‘I’ve used it,’  ‘I like it used on me’

http://omojuwa.com/2016/02/i-love-watching-porn-carmen-electra-talks-about-her-sex-life/
Celebrities / I Love Watching Porn’ – Carmen Electra Talks About Her Sex Life by davseun2ta(m): 2:44pm On Feb 24, 2016
The 43 year old glamour model shared details about her sex life on an episode of Kocktails with Khloe. She revealed that she loves the kinkier side of bedroom fun and also loves using a rhinestone whip on her man.
When Khloe grilled Carmen on what type of adult movies she likes to watch, Carmen responded :

“I do a lot of porn watching myself. It may be a little addiction,’ ‘I watch it. I love porn. I like S&M, I like a little hardcore.’

She also revealed that she often indulges alone and her housekeeper sometimes catches crazy videos on her computer.

‘I have to just call my s**t out. Yeah, that’s some porn I was watching the other night.’
 She goes deeper revealing that she owns a cane, which was given to her as a gift, and that she likes that it helps her dominate during sex:

‘Sometimes I like to be dominant and sometimes I like to be dominated
Khloe then chimed in to say she has her own rhinestone whip which she keeps by her bed.
  ‘I’ve used it,’  ‘I like it used on me’

http://omojuwa.com/2016/02/i-love-watching-porn-carmen-electra-talks-about-her-sex-life/

Politics / Those Who Distorted The 2016 Budget Will Be Severely Punished – Buhari by davseun2ta(m): 2:28pm On Feb 24, 2016
President Buhari has vowed to severely punish all those involved in the ‘padding’ of the 2016 National Budget. According to a statement by presidential media aide, Femi Adesina, Buhari said this while addressing the Nigerian Community in Saudi Arabia yesterday February 23rd.

“The culprits will not go unpunished. I have been a military governor, petroleum minister, military Head of State and headed the Petroleum Trust Fund.
Never had I heard the words “budget padding”.

Our Minister of Budget and National Planning did a great job with his team. The Minister became almost half his size during the time, working night and day to get the budget ready, only for some people to pad it. What he gave us was not what was finally being debated. It is very embarrassing and disappointing. We will not allow those who did it to go unpunished,” he vowed.
He reaffirmed his administrations zero tolerance for corruption

“We have zero tolerance for corruption and other unethical practices. We will deal decisively with anybody found wanting,” he promised members of the Nigerian community. He restated his administrations commitment to end Boko Haram “Our armed forces have done a great job of dealing decisively with Boko Haram. We are collaborating with our neighbors in the operations of the Multinational Joint Task Force to handle security threats in the sub-region and we have significantly destroyed the capacity of the insurgents,”.

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