₦airaland Forum

PushMusic:
OP is such a fool and the girl knows it.

Don't ask me why I said so, just figure it out yourself, I'm sure you will know with time, perhaps a pregnancy will help you define the relationship better.

Mumu!

LAWMA! You've got a job here to do.

Mjshexy:
Get her a competitor in your life, reduce ur seeing her & spend more time with the new person, she sure will miss u & try fighting 4u, dats all. But u have been sinning all the while oh, i mean fornication

. She's beautiful and lots of guys are clamoring around her. so, I don't think she'll give a fight 4 me.

Mjshexy:
Get her a competitor in your life, reduce ur seeing her & spend more time with the new person, she sure will miss u & try fighting 4u, dats all. But u have been sinning all the while oh, i mean fornication

thanks

Lovetinz:
You see each other regularly, You sleep with her, She stays overnight. YOU ARE DATING HER. What you want is a Committed Relationship.
Next. You wanna drop her? Don't call. Don't text. Don't Pick. Permanently. Simple.

what if she comes to my place?

sickstars:
Next time put sacrifice in front of ur door

U dont need to send her away she will send herself away Build ur relationship on sex smh for u!

I've started liking her before the sex came in which I never planned for

divinehand2003:
Very simple.
Text PREVENT to 131

. Hmmmm, I believe you can say something better than that.

Good day my fellow nairalanders. I don't even know where to start from. I'm so confused, I need matured advise please. I wouldn't go back to the scratch to tell you how I met the girl coz I don't wanna bore you with that. We've being close friends and often time we do have sex. whenever I want us to define the relationship she'll shy away from it or just tell me we are friends. Yet we do have sex, at times she spends the weekend in my lodge, virtually everyone in my compound thinks we're dating but right inside me I know we are not. Initially, I was enjoying the sex so weather the relationship is defined or not wasn't my problem. To my greatest surprise, I've started developing feelings for this girl. I'm falling for her which I don't wanna do coz I know sooner or later its gonna hurt me. I'm a kind of guy that when I love, I love with whole of my heart. I've told her to date me several times but she refused becoz she sees me as a guy who would be jealous and wouldn't give her a breathing space(which am not). What would I do so that I wouldn't fall for her. I can't send her away or stop her from coming to my place becoz I really like her. Even if am able to cajole her to date me, I strongly believe the relationship won't have a good prospect and sooner or later she'll go which is gonna hurt. So, how can I prevent myself from loving her? Pls pardon my blunders.

OrangeDream:
Kogi fifu... See una lyf??

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Wat does kogi got to do with this? If u dnt ve anything reasonable to say its better u keep quiet

Ryanxu:
Gionee launched their new flagship Marathon M5 with 6020mAh big battery at 23th, September in Nigeria.
here are the specs as below:

5.5'' HD super AMOLED display
6020mAh battery
Dual SIM
16GB ROM + 2GB RAM
13MP back camera + 5MP selfie camera
Android v5.1 Lollipop
support 4G LTE network
can work as the AC/TV remote
can work as a powerbank and charging two phones simultaneously

fast charge
5mins charging can support 2.5h talking time
30mins charging can use one day

Price: 43,500Naira
Lagos can go to ikeja,computer village Finet shop to get this devices.

Pls how much is marathon M5 plus?

Martins301:
Forte Oil that promised to sell kerosine for N50 and effected the policy on0he pages of newpapers ONLY. Tiwa Savage u are repping a lieing company.

#Punchline

Am in tertiary institution, during course registration in first semester a beautiful girl walked up to me ask me some questions about how the registration is being done and how to locate her level adviser. At that instance I knew she was a fresher, I didn't take cognizance of her beauty then because I was going through a lot then. Thereafter, during fresher's orientation in my dept she walked up to me to thank me. We exchanged pleasantry and gave me her number. A bosom friend of mine saw me when I was talking with her, he told me he likes the girl and want to date her. I told him no problem that whenever he's ready I'll give him the girl's phone number and he told me to wait until he gets a multimedia phone. I never had the intention of asking the girl out or even to date her. We started chatting on whatsapp and once in a while she pays me visit in my apartment. There was this faithful day that she came, we gisted, ate together and watched movie together when she was about leaving I held her hand and kissed her lips. Eversince then she has been coming to my place and we became very close. I've developed feelings for her and I guess she has too. She came few days ago and met this my friend that had crush on her during orientation, I introduce her as my friend to him. Since then my friend has been telling other guys that I betrayed him, I snatched the girl he had a crush on and it really disgusting. He's ruining my reputation. Please fellow nairalanders did I betray my friend?

SirWere:
That's very sexist and misogynous. There are very good women in the world. You want an example?
My Mother!

You mother can be gud as a mother but as a wife! I bet you have no clue about dat. Its ur Dad dat have a say about dat.. She must be guilty of one those quotes

Subject: The Wife



About Wife

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.
~By Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~By Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."
~By George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
~By Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
~By Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
~ByTommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
~By Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
~By David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer..ing!
~By Jay Leno

"The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife"
~by Brandon Breezy

After reading all these quotes by great men, I therefore concluded the women is our major problem in the world.

She was tender,she was gentle Deep down her core She was true,she was humble Still,she wasn't poor She was deeply rich in morals Just as carbon in corals
She was soft,she was fragile Yet risked everything to be broken She had fell not for the the token But for the sincerity he feigned So deeply and wholly With nothing to be gained
She was made a queen With castles built in thin air Deceived by wilted roses Yet,felt like and oasis While she was still a teen She lost her pride,before eighteen
By love she was blind So, his greed he couldn't find From parents she would steal Just to tend to his needs As her love for him Kindled her kind deeds
Many are times he cheats and she would forgive Many are times he lied Yet, she wouldn't leave Still, little things bring quarrels Sometimes, he even beats
Enough he had had So he treats her bad Drowned in her tears,always teary-eyed No longer wanted,as she must go For all she had offered, she was left in pain In vain she had suffered, again she cried

This my friends will not kill me with laugh. LWKMD
Thumb up to all PES lovers

Some adult will never grow up

Those goats no get conscience

Wen u r F**king a gurl without condom u r complete. If she gets pregnant u r finished buh if she's HIV+ u r completely finished

You r generalizing it, how many guys have u dated and who asked you to date them all? You too you r nt faithful