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Pls I need a party with 2 lesbians
Port Harcourt.
Since we are all mentioning what we want for Christmas...

Sanjomi4real:
Please who can accommodate me on this festive period before depression kill me, I have been planning this xmass with my wife before she left, she made me lose all the friends I had before. I have my own house but shame can't let me go home on time, looking for cash to relocate. Am here in Lagos.
Thanks and God bless my helper

R
Elax and stop being a beta male / simp.

Breathe. Heart break doesn't kill. If you are those whose wife left after 4 kids and over 30.yesrs of marriage nko?

Stop being stupid and man up.. find some money and travel. Change location. No one should have this strong a hold over you...

Women have walked away from men after 50nyears of marriage yet the man didn't die.

Don't be stupid ... Just travel for Christmas. Go stay with your parents or siblings in another state

You sound very weak and pathetic..

Be a man . When one woman leaves there are thousands to take.her place

Know whom you are

So? Do you want a handshake?

Or are you not a graduate to know green snakes are vegetarian and eat bugs insects and tiny pets ?

Are you not educated sir?

JasonScoolari:
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Another fallen demon doing what they know how to do best....

Don't be surprised if Adeyemi Babatunde the devilish animal is a card carrying member of the demonic APC and also a Tinubu loyalist.

Wicked animal

Frankly I won't be surprised

Rootprof:
Kizz is a very hard working guy, I do enjoy is audio more than videos. The videos only do look flashy many colours and crowdy to me. No offence just opinion.

Yeah I agree.

Basically all.hos videos look the same

Yahoo Boyz laundering their stolen money from scams as usual

One day dem go arrest all of Una

The same would be said for Peter Obi next year after he defeats Atiku while Tinubu comes a distant 4th position..

The INEC official would tell the court that even if over voting is deducted across the nation Peter Obi would still win

Case closed

THE MINISTER OF WHAT?....

Tinubuwins2023e:
No matter the character assassination on Tinubu, he will be president

Of Odua land yes but never Nigeria

Tinubuwins2023e:
No matter the character assassination on Tinubu, he will be president

Of Odua republic yes never Nigeria

I believe you sir... Unlike of it was el chapo that said it we would have known it was lies ,like his fake bishops .

Make I no talk wetin dey my mind. But I can't stand the peace. Peace irritates me... Vawulence is bae...
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Mufakirnaqdiun:
Brah I dey ok I swear,if I need job I know where to find one na,lol.
You don't need to be so concerned except you are gay,lol.

You beggars are very funny. You will rather online begging than work ? Oh this is so sad indeed..

Why not work and earn your bread than begging or stealing ?

Are you a pickpocket?

Mufakirnaqdiun:
Lol make I dey laugh.

MufakirnaqdiunI have heard of beggars being arrogant and entitled but yours is on another level.

Here you are , sounding frustrated and bitter. Obviously you can't feed yourself and I am trying to help you. I even offered you keke riding weekly delivery and you are here forming.

Listen there is no free money anywhere. If you can't ride the keke do the security work I offered you are there forming here with your free basics.

Better be humble ... Are you not tried of being hungry ? No food for the lazy man o.nstop being lazy and work

Mufakirnaqdiun:
Lol make I dey laugh.

Look talk to me. See you can start small ,or will you do dispatch rider work?

Mufakirnaqdiun:
Your father go appreciate am na,lol
At least help his life small before coming here to boast BST.

Why are you being so rude and insulting?

I am trying to help and not boasting of anything ? I am trying to help you as you are obviously in distress financially and sounding frustrated.

What is my crime now ? Okay is it the keke thing ? Sorry I know it looks demeaning.

Okay we may need a new security man at my place would you be willing to work?

All you have to do is guard the premises and wash the cars. We can start you on 25k a month. Accomodation and feeding is provided

Obinoscopy:
Disclaimer: I don't support Tinubu's Presidential Bid.

I have noticed the numerous attacks on Tinubu. While some are valid, there are many that are just false and biased.

First is his health. They say his "hand dey shake" and that he pees his pants. They say he can't walk unless he is being held by the hand. But that's not true. I've seen numerous recent videos of him walking by himself and his hands were steady. Nobody, and I repeat, nobody is 100% healthy. So I think its wrong for anyone to brand him unhealthy. He appears healthy to me. Is he healthy enough to be able to juggle the stress of Nigerian presidency, I don't know (maybe he isn't) . But going by the Nigerian constitution, he's fit.

Second is his academic qualifications. I've heard him talk and he seems very academically sound. Even though his primary and secondary schooling appears to be an unsolved mystery, the fact remains that he is academically sound. Also his postgraduate degree seem to be verifiable. Attacking Tinubu's primary school is like attacking a Professor's primary school. So, let's all drop this primary school attacks. He is an almamater of a prestigious university and he is academically sound.

Which leads me to the attacks on the things he said in public. I think Tinubu is a deep thinker and speaks almost in parables/proverbs. So sometimes, it would seem what he is saying is unintelligible. But the reverse is the case. When he was talking about Corn and Agbado, he was simply referring to Agricultural Self Sustainability. When he talked about tongues from the Bible, he was referring to the Babylonian Tower where God made everyone speak in different tongues which is now responsible for human cultural/language diversity (Genesis 11:1 - 9).

So let's cut this man some slack on irrelevant things and attack him on issue based concerns. We should attack him on his policies, on his financial dealings, on his gubernatorial achievements/failures, etc

This one has collected 2k to come and typed rubbish here

Hungry people are just disgracing themselves

Mufakirnaqdiun:
Tell your God to feed the starving children na,lol.

Are you a child? In.concermed for your well being.. you sound like you are starving. Look I don't know if you can manage indomie and eggs I cand end you N500 to eat then maybe tomorrow we talk better.

Can you ride keke ? Would you be willing to ride and do weekly deliver ?

He should sue the bank
The bank should refund theoney and add the interest to account for the deep in monetary value die to inflation.

If he gets a good lawyer he can get that money with 100% interest .

Mufakirnaqdiun:
Everybody know that one na,make this man go find solution to his priests unending attitude of raping innocent boys.
Abeg is this not the time for him to prove how real his God is?
Simple pray to your God so he can stop the war/natural disasters/starving children with the snap of his finger,and don't tell me about freewill,when the God himself already predestined everything.

Again this is not fulfilling anything the Bible says because people have for decades proclaimed the end of days according to Bible prophecy.
None of the “prophecies” in the Bible pertain to our time. They meant something to the people who wrote those stories, but they’re irrelevant in our time.
Don’t waste any time or mental effort trying to figure out what they mean to us today. There’s nothing to figure out because the Bible is as fake as a fiction book.
And any slave who can't stand my words should feel free to rant.

Don't take drugs on am empty stomach . I have told you this several times. You will be starving and yet still take drugs hence why you are talking off point ...

Have you eaten today at all?

femisplash:
Is Obi trying to tell us he's now become a celebrity because some Churches he was invited to were clapping for him?. I can't believe this man is reeling out the names of different churches and occasions he has attended as though it would swell up his CV as a career boost. This is evident of the fact that Obi is plagued with first degree low grade mind that has spread around his gullible followers.
Tinubu for over a decade, has attracted men of timber and caliber as well as average individuals of different class levels to his annual birthday colloquium, yet he remained humble, helping raise leaders across the country. Obi had never experienced such an highpoint in his life neither has he attracted anything close to such in his personal capacity, hence glory in frivolities of Church attendance and social functions.

Brother you are a talkative and you made no sense..

Next time keep silent

Okay

Wailers and agbadorians are on their way to abuse you

Wow this is just terrible

FreeStuffsNG:
Nice one. It is same EU rushing Asiwaju Tinubu

You guys should not start wailing yet... The wailing is coming save those tears .
You will need them later

Ghen ghen

If you know you know...

May Una remember the school's wey dey my state o..

Uniben , Ekpoma and Okada

But remember Edo state is Obidient

Dmiller123:
I see you dere, any cash for me or transfer or iphone14 pro for my gift

Yep