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Mr ''Ilesanmi Dun Ju Oye Lor!''

Mr mafilomi ndasi!!!!!!!!!!!

Me I dont understand o.

Is this a geometry class that we are talking about Lenght and circumference?

Is MTN not Globacom?

oga oh, so we dont even need to post again abi?
olorun nikan lo le gba awa obirin lowo yin

Olorun o kin se oba ika

God is not wicked. or why would he want to take bluespice away from us?

Male 5000 posts

Female any one between 18 and 30

Oya make una come do am for US na women go yapa

The only bakassi Ive checked out so far is dayokanu's. Bigger than mines sha

Havent you sampled edoyads and chickenshrimps boobs also?

Chickenshrimp is the Deputy assistant to the vice-boyfriend here

Gbewudani of Africa

Hmm shey na true?

Heard some used sex to pay her hospital and NEPA bills

^^ You think say 40 na ajebo?

You don forget say na isoko/Urhobo boy. The first thing he tasted on earth was a shot of kainkain

Dr Kit_ty,

What of all those LASU chics for Maryland wey u dey carry every evening

Na wa o.

So Kit you sef wan chop inside. Morenike/Toyinrayo/rubypearl/4her/ebonysilk/royan/FL Gators, abbl

^^ You remember the defence line Barca lined up vs Manure in last years semi finals.

I think Alves, Abidal were out and Yaya Toure, 36yr old Sylvinho had to patch up yet they still won convincingly.

When Manure lost VDS, Vidic and Ferdinand at the same time wht could be worse than that. You also notice I didnt include Anderson, Oshea, Brown, Hargreaves and co.

Do you remember when Chelsea lost their first 2 keepers this season and two seasons ago?

^^Come inside the room and let us pray

@Eldee and Dobo, it happens in football.
Why should Manure lose Rooney at this time of the season,
WHy should Bayern lose Robben with the crucial stage of the season coming and we chasing 3 trophies,
Why should Ronaldo Lima be injured on the eve of a World cup final,
Why should Buffon injure his shoulder just before Euro 2000
even Manure had to play Carick and Fletcher in Central defence this season,
Some seasons back Chelsea had to play Essien and ferreira in Central defence

You make your own luck every team has its own share of injuries, its left to the manager to think ahead and beef up the squad

How are you sure his name ain't Okodayo?

Is that all you dream of day and night? even on Easter Monday when your mates are going to Galilee to see the ascension of Christ you dey on Nairaland hoping to fellate edoyad and rim jalether?

See your life outside.

"Nosa is the WORSTEST of all my sons, he BEATED my wife and NAKEDED SHE"

Wetin una dey fix.

Are you fixing "kini" inside "kini"?

Your ashewo self.

Every sentence in this world to you means "Toyin is crazy about chickenshrimp" Na wa o.

Hope u dont self-service with his name

Can you translate "Mo fe mu OYAN" for her too?

Thomas Vermaelen
Sol Campbell
Mikael Silvestre

So two of these get to play?

Ok If I am to choose i would choose the two experienced players thats

Campbell and Silvestre. What a delight to watch

You wan make everyone be like you?

Disgrace is when a team loses by a 5 goal aggregate margin twice a season.

Dr Kit, No move near my aburo o.

All the ones you get for LASU and Unilag never do you?

Chickenshrimp See your teeth like roasted corn, dey there dey shine teeth when your team is about going trophyless like GAYYners

Hmm

So I get to see Silvestre at CB or is it Campbell and Vermalean

Nyabinghi,

Did you notice Machedas handball to score and Nevilles bundling of Anelka in the box ?

What is the minimum wage in Nigeria to start with.

I did NYSC and earned N7500 a month. As a University graduate thats like $50 a month thats less than $2 a day.

I knew a lot of people especially in the Northern part of the country who cant even feed themselves.

The $1 a day is true IMO

Rooney taking a beer to get well

[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/wuUsYZaZNcM&feature=player_embedded[/flash]

Happy easter aburo mi Toyinrayo

Dont you think that formation is too attacking?

Manure would play 1 striker and 5 midfielders Thus they would dominate us in the middle.

I would prefer dropping either Robben or Gomez. Probably Gomez and start Pranjic in Midfield.

You also know LvG is fixated with Muller and might probably start

C-Ororo don dive to win penalty already

BWK,

Guten naben.

Long time no talk to.

What do you think of our chances in Old trafford?

I would want us to do a home and away on them scums. Robben is doubtful BTW