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OnyeEgo1: hello mr dayo u are not suppose to accept this fact since u are carnally minded it is foolishness to u read 1cor 1:21-25

The eyes is useless when the mind is blind

OnyeEgo1: when u are doing general mathematics in waec next year pls put 2+2=113 and also write ''it depends on the context'' ur mind is hard u dont av any hope bro in LEARNING God's word

When I wrote my waec years ago, I wrote that down and got an A in mathematics and further mathematics. Open your brain to learning new things and think outside the box. You don’t have to remain stagnant, because your parents told you a folklore.



I won't be surprised if you believed animals speak English back in the day, because your parents told you same.

OnyeEgo1: how simple is '2+2'?? If i say ''4''would u doubt it??

Depends on the context bro, [size=15pt]2+2=[/size]11₃

I can't just believe what I was told without fact.

OnyeEgo1: It is God's word demonstrated in the person of OUR lord JeSus who tru him all things where made and who the prophet of old spoke about....

Did jesús say that to you? , or did Jesus write that about himself? Or did people that grew up with jesús say that?.. please stop being gullible. You have a gift between your ears, use it.

emmyskies: Na,,,same word will bring you to condemnation if you don't belive in it. Strange enough, it is the devil himself that will quote from it to you to justify why you belong to hell

#JESUS loves you and died for you, He shed His precious blood and took shame to free you from the condemnation of the devil, embrace His love for you this day and be saved. You won't regret it

Have you ever stopped to use your brain for once?, anybody can wake up one day 50 years after Jesús' death n day he is under the influence' and write a thought provoking fictional piece. Think! The space between your ears is meant to be used.

emmyskies: GOD's word in the Bible

Bible written by some men suffering from schizophrenia?. Puhleeze

Who says this is God’s word?, through which vessel did he pass it through or what medium?

emmyskies: That is GOD's word. Believe it or not, it never change and will never return void till it has accomplished it's purpose

emmyskies: What a question I believe you know that no fornicator nor an adulterer will ever enter the kingdom of GOD

Are you God's P.A?. Or how do you know?

Mine was cray.

As a child I loved adventures and wandering about catching grasshoppers. One day I was chasing all this grasshoppers that had wings, after chasing for 30 minutes and caught it, I dropped it in my nylon of grasshoppers only for me not to know the way home.. I cry tire, after 2hours inside bush I heard my mother wailing from afar, as I ran to their direction and emerged from the bush. Na so my mum n family pick race. I was perplexed, till my dad came n greet me with slaps.. only for me to learn later thAt my landlord's daughter has wrongly informed them that I had drowned in a river..


It wasn't a small ish then oo.. thank God for his mercies. That dint deter me from storing grasshoppers though

How does this affect the price of garri??

Austema: Hi, nairalanders, am d newest member of dis golden site, am Austine, a student of fed.poly.idah, kogi state

3cycle: I can't read my emails, so I prefer to send my pin or whatsapp numbers

Oya drop pin na

mecussey: I dey even make ball miss, but if another person do am ehh...if you see how I go pursue am like armedrobber .

My friend did that trick one time and beat me 5-0. Na Brazil sabi am pass n na B he dey use score

Ceasar1: Sweet old times, I Loooove Sega.
I can't ever forget ‘Dshoot’ or ‘LawnBall’ from the soccer - commentary.

You must know carboni of Italy then

Why the space booking now?. Does this thread have the prospect of making fp?

First things first, whatever goes wrong is not your responsibility; you must take credit for whatever goes right, no matter how disconnected from your efforts. Pay no heed to whatever anyone says, except that which is being said is in praise of you. Make no mistake about it, anyone who criticises your government is trying to bring your government down and must be discredited by all means. You are not in power to make life better for the people; the people brought you to power so you can have your share of the national cake. If you surround yourself with friends and relatives while doing so, the better. You are the chosen one, this is your time and your turn and you must not look back as you rule. Have no fear, no matter how evil you rule, you will have more than enough court men and women cheering you on. In your hands lie the power to share contracts and oil blocks, share them appropriately. Everything for your own, your kind and your kin, nothing for those who insist on telling you and your government what is right. Remember; your friends are those who insist on complimenting your graceful attire even when you are stark naked. Whatever you do, never give a damn. It is expensive to.

Problems are part of life and your country is likely to have a lot of them. Where you cannot fix such, blame your failure on sabotage but where sabotage insists on not showing its face, blame it on the opposition, after all, they are your friends. When push comes to shove, you agree a deal and take the part you want while the Lords of Ikoyi retain their south-western empire. You are likely to be dealing with insurgents in certain parts of your country; when you combine the desperation of poverty, the passion of illiteracy, desperate politics and a warped understanding of religion, you have terrorism at its inchoate stage. Where such rears its head during your tenure, fight it by writing International op-eds because your enemies are likely to use the international press to expose your incompetence. There is a likelihood your perception as a grossly incompetent leader goes global, be of good courage, pay a lump sum for an international Public Relations company. Whatever you do, don’t give up, no matter how apparent your incompetence shows.

You are likely to get some things right; take agriculture where you could appoint a man desperate to get things done as minister. Information Communications Technology is another ministry things could work but alas, you can always slow down their progress by denying them funding. Make the ministry go hungry except it is being fed by the Nigerian Communications Commission. In that case, you have a minister who is getting things done despite her limited budget. Do not mind your genuine haters, they are the ones who say you have not achieved anything, but you have. Take the airports, yes, they were renovated with the poorest of materials but at least they were renovated. Some of the renovated parts are falling apart but if they aren’t, where will you find the excuse to enrich your election donors? Do not be a fool, you are going to need all the money you can get to win re-election. You don’t need any special strategy to continue in power, just make sure to share the money. The World Bank did say over five out of 10 of your citizens are extremely poor, that works in your advantage. A man who has not eaten has only one problem, food. Feed them say rice or to innovate in this area of stomach infrastructure, look for the delicacies of the different parts of the country and customise the stomach infrastructure appropriately.

The people love you so dearly but never dare walk around them without heavy security, you can never tell if that is the day they decide to un-love you. Hunger is a bad inspiration; it makes the rich worship power for more wealth and power, it makes the poor beg just to survive. Hunger fuels passion and taken to the point of desperation, it turns the best of men into the worst of animals. Make them hungry, make them want it; then strike. The act of sacking your doctors is a great idea, that is a way to create artificial hunger. Do not leave anyone too comfortable. Fire doctors, make them beg for their jobs but even if they don’t beg, reinstate them but never do this without the right media plan. Make sure the right people praise you for your magnanimity and kindness. You want to be seen as a listening leader, this is one way to be so seen.

As for the youths, they are the easiest to bait. More than any age group, they are at the age of gross selfishness and desperation. They believe the world revolves around them and the rotation of the earth is on their axis. You promised you’d make them laugh out loud in 2011, raise the ante this time, promise them power, you can even promise them the presidency. They believe anything and everything anyway. Tell the ones who already believe you are the next angel after Angel Michael, to go into all over the country to start a demand for youths to have a sizeable share in the national cake. It does not matter that they could make these demands without the noise and uproar it would generate, it helps to suppress other agitations, especially if such agitations are not backed by people with a spirit of persistence. Tell me what time they have to ask for #BringBackOurGirls when a much more selfish demand for power distracts them. Never forget; as long as you appeal to the selfish side of your average countryman and woman, you will always get them to do your will. Did it not work in 2011 with the man who was supposed to be your biggest political adversary? It works all the time. Nothing says you cannot trade Lagos again, they keep their Lagos, you keep your Abuja! Nothing says you cannot promote an angry minister of state to the position of minister. As it was in the beginning, so shall it be till 2019, till we fix that constitution. You are the best president this country has ever had, take a look at Robert Mugabe and learn a few things about how to grow old in the state house.

Now, take a look at the mirror and tell yourself; I am the greatest, I said I was even when I was a deputy governor! One of your rivals from Adamawa has been giving scholarships to everyone, do not go that far. You don’t need it. Give the people food…food and more food. Educating them puts power in their hands to use against you tomorrow, never empower the people, they come after you right after, learn from Hong Kong and China. Give them enough food to last for a few days, make them depend on you; that is the hallmark of a leader that wants to be in power for life. You are not evil; you are what the people deserve. Long may you reign

Enahi: Great idea,how about a London village in Lagos too? The truth is always bitter,Yorubas are yet t=o develop their villages in Nigeria filled with red roofs, bad roads etc and they are busy creating a beautiful village in another Man's Land. Charity begins at home.

How does this affect your mental health?. Why do you like hating

This guy keeps spilling information n the government doesn't seem to care. Why don't they investigate n question this guy.. or is it that this government is not interested in ending the bokoharam menace

mukina2: if you use your hand sell diego costa . .shorry o

Very sad, sold costa n brought rooney.. God punish mourinho

Dolemite: I've been masterbating for ages and I am happy happy happy, life has been so good to me.

Oh.. look at the babe that masturbates with firewood.

Abeg mukina please give me the conference code.. it's only the classic league you gave me... thanks in advance

Chai!!!! Bros can I be your mentee , please take me through the A-Z of importation.. please let's talk, my mail is dayosaurus@gmail.com

redcliff: Its good naija boys have picked up in importation. I just hope the chinese manufacturers keep improving the quality of their items to be durable. I remember in 2010 or 2011 not so sure when i bought about 40 pcs of blackberry bold2 and torch phones from a manufacturer in china and i was so new to the business and i just did it through the eyes of a normal internet shopper. The prices were really cheap and i was already calculating my profit because it was just so exciting.. even if i sold below market price, i was still making alot of money from just one phone which i used as my uniwue selling point.

I was so lucky that the company already knew what it took to do business abroad. They think like nigerians. One of their representative just asked me how much i wanted to be in the commerCial invoice and i was just looking like an obote. He clearly explained to me that it is good to reduce the actual value of the goods so that i either pay cheaper custom duties or i dont pay at all because the value of my goods would not cross that margin where i would be charged for one..the guy just made the phones $20 each. phones that were probably worth almost $200 as at the time.

Fast forward when my item got to dhl here, it was siezed by SSS thinking it was a fraudulently owned consignment.. they sent me a letter which i honoured. The man that attended to me has already started threatening me, i was just calm i did not say anything, i just smiled all the time. He told me to bring documentational proof that the items belonged to me. With all gladness i brought everything the nextday and i brought something extra for them (my mother and student id card). They delayed me for the whole day and when my item was finally released they asked me to give them one to use. Omo see denying o. "Its not my own o, i bought it for somebody". We dragged that one for another one hour. I refused to give them anything because their initial plan was for me to fuckup so they can sieze my items and share it amongst themselves. Besides. How can i give them one phone when they are not my father.

In the end, i got the phones without paying a dime for custom duties and i made atleast 15k from each of the phones. Blessed year i must say

Dayosaurus@gmail.com

Please what about BlackBerry users?? z10 n q10 to be precise

Ymodulus: Ok. Let me start.

What is Alibaba.com and why should I use it?



Alibaba.com is an online shopping site but this time only Wholesalers and manufacturers are present.

On alibaba you get items at extremely cheaper, reason been you are getting the item from an wholesaler or manufacturer. Also on alibaba.com you can create customised item. you can meet manufacturers to customise anything you want. From Car spare parts to HandBand to Telephone to Biro's to Packaging to Wedding Gowns to shoes to Watches.
Am tired of listing please visit site to have a view / feel.





NEEDED TOOLS

NOW for this tutorial am a going to assume you Have the following.

ANDRIOD PHONE USERS
please have the following..

1. Google Chrome Browser or UCweb
2. TradeManager (on play store its called Alisuppliers )
3. Have an active Email Box ( Google Mail aka Gmail is the most preferred. )


IPHONE USERS
please have the following

1. Safari Browser
2. Trade Manager. (On apple store its called Alisuppliers)
3. Have an active Mail Box




Laptop Users
Please have the following.

1. Google Chrome or Mozilla firefox.
2. TradeManager installed on your system
3. Mail Box



Other tools needed are as follows.

1. Skype (Extremely useful. these days Chinese sellers love Skype like their life. Beside its very useful in making a break through during negotiations. I will explain later. Let me not deviate)
2. WeChat.
3. WhatsApp. (Not really useful. But some sellers are on whatsapp)
4. QQ Messenger (Download the International Version
Only available for Android or Laptop Version)
5. Email Client. (Like on Android Gmail App)



That's All on Tools. I will entertain Just few questions only.

Following, our entrepreneurs on nairaland should come and school us please.. we're eager to learn..

eunisam: watch your thung

Be my watch guard then

My goodness!!!!! That kid needs to be arrested asap n put in a corrective home. N the father sent to 35 years imprisonment. WTF. . Holy cow

eunisam: GEJ Remains the best option

GE what?... list 10 tangible things the bloody bastard has achieved in the last 6years.

Sadly lagos state would get nothing from it.. FG would take over completely. It's better they do not start the exploration. Lagos is polluted enough, we don't want more..

The story is true.. but I doubt the guy's story.. a 63 year old in sambisa..

Source : http://www.radioaustralia.net.au/international/2014-08-27/australian-stephen-davis-risked-life-in-attempt-to-rescue-kidnapped-nigerian-girls/1361562

UchihaMadara: U serious dude?

Nothing looks disjointed to me, everything seems to fit together just right.

Maybe cos I zoomed it.. the other one seem to be lazy.

MissMeiya: Why are you this useless?

Cos your father is useless.. RIP to the poor slowpoke, you call your father.

fruityjojo: My braids

Sup with your eyes?.. looks disjointed