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SAPELE/DELTA STATE MUST BETTER.
09/08/2016.
WOMEN!
When we say somebody na virgin, we mean say the person norva indulge in any form of sexual intercourse.
For woman, e get one membrane wey dey as gate to the vaginal.
This membrane nai dem dey call hymen.
Na this hyman dey break wey blood dey flow if man penetrate woman for the first time when she dey involve in sex.
Na good thing and na pride for woman to marry as a virgin.
E still dey give woman family pride say dem train her well.
Many men love to marry virgin becos dem believe say women wey be virgins norva spoil and norva too go deep into immorality.
But let us evaluate this matter.
Teddy dey plan marriage with Ejiro wey e meet for almost 6 months now.
Teddy know Ejiro ex but e nor ask to confirm wetin make dem break up.
Few days to their wedding nai Teddy tell Ejiro say e must test wetin e wan pay for.
E must know how the place be cos e nor dey say shoot bird mama fly.
Ejiro don start again say make Teddy just endure. Say e don already endure till now.
But Teddy nor gree. E say e wan do.
Where dem for dey argue the issue, nai Ejiro for tell Teddy say na this same issue nai make her break up with her ex.
Teddy cum tell her say e know her ex. And that her ex na player. Say e nor believe say e nor sleep with her for almost one year wey dem date.
So, why Ejiro dey lie for am say she be virgin?
Ejiro begin cry say make Teddy believe her.
She cum dey swear with her life.
That evening, Teddy cum tell her to go say e go find out.
Only for Teddy to go meet Ejiro ex begin ask am questions about Ejiro.
Talk cum lead to talk wey Ejiro ex for cum tell Teddy say actually, Ejiro na still virgin.
All through, she nor gree make e penetrate her. But na through she nai e himself take like anal sex. Na she intorduce am to doking through yansh.
She say she wan reserve her virginity for the man wey go marry her.
But she fit give anybody her anus.
So, na through anus nai she dey for dey make love since.
As Teddy hear this, e just lost affection for Ejiro.
E call Ejiro nai e ask her whether she don naked romance somebody once?
Ejiro say yes.
Whether she don suck person once and also whether dem don suck her once?
She say yes.
All this while, she don dey cry o cos she know say things are going wrong.
And she dey fear make Teddy nor go say e nor go marry again when dem get just 3 days to their marriage ceremony.
After so many questions, nai Teddy ask Ejiro whether she don make love through yansh befor?
Hardly nai she take say yes.
Finally, Teddy cum ask her, if you don do all these, so, are you still a virgin?
Ejiro just dey look am kpeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!
My pipo, if na you be Teddy, will you still marry Ejiro say na virgin?
And if na you be Ejiro, are you still a virgin?
Make I sidon dey drink my akamu with straw as I dey wait answer.
Fear God! Fear Woman!
God Bless Sapele.
I LOVE SAPELE.
SAPELE/DELTA STATE MUST BETTER.

dayvid0bedz:
Hmm,just search for sapele oghenek,go through his time line on Facebook and you'll get same pictures and same info.He was killed when he was returning from the bank and there's a debate even,some people believe its a planned heist.

Sorry bro,I made a mistake,I was supposed to quote the doubting Thomas,not you

DropShot:
Nigeria jagajaga!

Hmm,just search for sapele oghenek,go through his time line on Facebook and you'll get same pictures and same info.He was killed when he was returning from the bank and there's a debate even,some people believe its a planned heist.

Mykcool:
My friends and I did it and it works well, I guess it's an error from them, it's the wow bonus that is being deducted while the main sub remain untouched

Same here..

Morning N'landers..

Just something I'm thinking about.The likes of wizkid and co,it will do them good if they know it's not about hanging with foreign stars,showing off..

It ain't all about money,bumm-bumm,but good music.If they doubt me;they better ask Adekunle Gold.

Just got his album and for real I think its the best album after 2face's from grass to grace..#letstalkquudmuziik

Rate Adekunle's album on a scale of one to ten..
For me,its 10/10..shiikiina..

bobo65:
Oga don't sub before 12am

12am is the beginning of a new day

It's a daily thing

That is what they don't know.

One good enough reason why I'm not cool using airtel.Mtn is much more reliable and consistent.15gigabytes for #10 even,still gonna be mtn for me.

yes..
recharge twice and get 2gb

"my mum knows her and have accepted her"

lol,funny things happening everywhere tho.

saintdennis:
Who r u blaming? FG or ur state govs?

If 8years of ibori and 8 years of uduaghan(combined) hasn't been able to do half of what tinubu did in 4 years then abeg ya'll need to stop kidding yourselves.

The pdp has failed the east and niger-delta #simple.

20bn a month b4? Lols. Omo naija politicians embezzlement needs to be documented n aired on the history channel.

I tell you!! Delta state most especially,lacks good governance.And to think Delta state happens to be the third richest state in the country,what a wow!!

Nellybii:
If he truly said that, then what was he doing in the forest for 21 days? Guess he was observing lent. That is what happens when we decide to demonize our amcestory and traditional beliefs simply because we feel it doesn't appear fashionable. Am disappointed in the young ooni.
I fought tooth and nail to explain his kneeling down in the church and now this. Awww!!
Someone to be looked up to as the symbol of our religious and traditional beliefs. Am really disappointed.

Good afternoon first
Now lemme ask you:if his life depends on that.Kneeling in a church and praying to some God,you'll fault that choice of his?

omonighoblessing:
This is a simple test to see how good your English.
Choose your answers by commenting either A or B for each question. I'll post the answers in the comment section later. Let's go..

1- A) If the king gives us leave, you or I may as awfully preach as they that do.
B) If the king gives us leave, you or I may as awfully preach as them that do.

2- A) I wish I were the campaign manager of PDP in the last general election
B) I wish I was the campaign manager of PDP in the last general election

3- A) The news of president Buhari's arrival was broadcasted yesterday
B) The news of president Buhari's arrival was broadcast yesterday

4- A) They appeared to be talking together on private affairs.
B) They appeared to be talking on private matters.

5- A) He fell down from the top of the house
B) He fell from the top of the house

6- A)The subject of his discourse was excellent.
B) The subject matter of his discourse was excellent

7- A) If she had known about his financial
situation, she would have helped him out.
B) If she knew about his financial
situation, she would have helped him out.

8- A) Her baby daddy has too many baggages
B) Her baby daddy has too many baggage

9- A) Nothing else but that would satisfy him.
B) Nothing but that would satisfy him

10- A) That a historian should not record trifles is perfectly true
B) That an historian should not record trifles is perfectly true

We will soon construct WAEC exams here one day.hehehehehehehe



http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2016/06/simple-english-test.html?m=1

A
A
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A
B
B
B
B
A
B..

Hmmm..
Its hard to believe tho..

Some peeps just having fun,I think.

Orikinla:
OP and others, mortals can never understand what is beyond their knowledge.
The answer is written in John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

If you can understand the meaning the WORD.
Amen.

..

BlessYou!!

zeemahn:
Wonderful! Sure! My understanding

Day 3: Plants and Trees(some of the living things that,need sunlight the most)
Day 4: The greater light named 'sun' and lesser light named 'moon' etc

Yours please?

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ThankYou..
Now let's be logical..here's a question you should give an answer to..

Do you think there's rational answer to every question you ask about the creation story?

zeemahn:
Then he commanded, “Let the earth produce all kinds of plants, those that bear grain and those that bear fruit”—and it was done. So the earth produced all kinds of plants, and God was pleased with what he saw.

Check your bible for more info.

Gosh. You shouldn't be asking for,this. Bibles are everywhere

Lol..funny enough!!.I should say we all read the the same Bible buh understand differently,so you believe what you wanna and I believe what I'd like to.How bout that?.

zeemahn:
Wow wow wow. What kind of light? Sunlight? light from where? If you talk about sustaining life then the sun should have been created before anything else or at least before any living thing. Last time I checked some living things where created before the sun.

And what obvious criteria are you pointing out here? 'the day'? hmm

And they are?
Your list of living things before the sun?

dejilg:
u should direct ur comments elsewhere bro!

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Sorry got mixed up.

dejilg:
wat are d uses of ur d.ick? and u think asking wat u asked made any sense at all?
secondly ur question shows how naive u r wen it comes to the issue of God!

answer my question and see how dumb ur comment come across

Funny!!
Got nothing to prove to you bruvh..
You okay now?

If a superior intelligent being created God then a much more superior intelligent being is supposed to create the one who created God..on and on the circle goes.Next I think you should be asking bout the being who created the being that in turn created God.

Funny!!

Owliver:
tackle the question.

Funny!!
Got nothing to prove to you bruvh..

Owliver:
reading the creation story of Genesis. it's as if God earlier had no intention to create a woman.

so I need to know, what was the use of Adams d1ck before eve was created? or was there no d1ck?

And you think you're making sense?

Mind you!! God wasn't acting before time,the very first creation of God happened to be time itself;the day and night..in the evening and the morning were the first day.

Good enough reason why I prefer calling and having talks on phone.With mere online chats from close friends even you get funny replies..you be like dafuuq?

And they like good music..songs they can relate with at their alone time.

And good movies also.. .

That's sooo me..

Same thing some guy did yesterday about a couple reasons why some girl won't date him.Now this?.

Much ado bout nothing!!