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OP, you are a mad fellow

Cc T4tawio don't mind the useless op


[quote author= otematum=]Now I Omokwo have five children. And the names of my children were Ajanigo, Alolo, Ufedo, Ariga and Ebo.
2. Now before my face, four of my five children changed to the religion of the foreigners. For when they went to the school of the foreigners to learn, they were taught their religion, saying, after death shall be heaven and fire only.
3. And those who believe in Zeusus shall go to heaven while they who do not believe in him shall go to the fire to be there forever. Now I called my children and said to them, where do you think that your distant great grandfather Mona shall be now as we speak?
4. And they said, he shall be in the fire because he did not know Zeusus in his days.
5. And I said, why should he go to the fire because he did not know Zeusus? Does he have any fault for not knowing Zeusus? For in his days, Issa was he whom they told him about. And they did not even say that Issa died for the world. But he did not believe all their stories because there are greater stories here also which we pass from mouth to mouth to our children and grandchildren.
6. Now Alolo said to me, father, we do not wish that our ancestors should go to the fire, but the reality is that they shall be there forever. And Omokwo said, you children are making me laugh. For it is as if you are drunken with emu.
7. Now Ariga said, it is not an excuse that they do not believe in God while they were alive. And they shall by now be wailing in the fire. For they shall not be forgiven, no matter how they now plead for mercy. For there is no mercy in the fire of God.
8. Now Ufedo, being the last child of the family, who did not know much of the things which they spoke, was called apart by me. And I said to him, you are the youngest of my children, but I have made you greater than your four elder brothers.
9. And you alone have I accepted as my only child. And you are my first and last born. And all the things which I have are yours. And only through you should anyone come to me. Now have the key to my room.
10. Now Ufedo was very glad. And when his brothers sought after their father for food, he said to them, you are not worthy to be seen in my presence. Go and see Ufedo your little brother and accept him as your Lord and master. And if you do not accept him as such, you shall see my wrath.
11. For I have put in his charge all powers of this house. And through him alone can you be reconciled with me.
12. Now when the children of Omokwo went to Ufedo that he should give them the key to the storehouse so that they might take food and other things which belonged to the father, he said to them, call me Lord.
13. And they took him and beat him up in anger.
14. Now when Omokwo heard how they had maltreated his only acceptable son, he went after them and caught them. And he beat them with the rod and locked them up, saying, you shall be in that room forever. And I shall neither give you food or water.
15. Now the children of Omokwo thought that it was only a joke. And they cried out for help for three days, for they were very hungry. And Ufedo entered into the locked room after three days. And they said, now we have accepted you as the firstborn and even the only son of our father.
16. Now give us food and water to drink.
17. And Ufedo said, it is too late to do so. For the time when this was possible has long past. And there is no forgiveness for you.
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18. Now at that time, Adeiza the grandson of Omini came from Okerune to see Omokwo. And he said, Omokwo the great one, I have come to do to you what Mona your ancestor did to Agidi my own ancestor. For in those days, Mona came even on foot to see Agidi my ancestor.
19. Now I have deemed it fit to come to see you in this place and share with you some experiences which are disturbing my minds. For even now, I have lost hope of the coming of anything or any god called Otem.
20. For rather than a saviour of our land from the religions of the foreigners, what we have is the massive conversion of our children to those foreign religions while they burn our own objects of meditation, calling them the objects of the devil.
21. Now I think there is no hope anymore. For even as I speak, my children have become Ishlamites. And they touched the ground with their foreheads to worship that which they call Alla.
22. Now I Omokwo said, I know that you Adeiza are an influential homo in Okerune and around. And you have much fame. And if you say that there is no hope, who am I to say that there is?
23. For even my own children are now Krishtenis and they see me as a demon and a devil now. And they say that my ancestors their ancestors are burning now in the fire. And they say that if I do not believe the story of that Zeusus who died in the land where I did not know about, then I shall be cast into fire when I die.
24. Now Adeiza said, let them come here so that I may talk to them so that they might change. For it is for the purpose of taking you to Okerune to talk with my own children have I also come.
25. Now let our hands help one another.
26. Now I said to Adeiza, I cannot bring those children to you here, for they are locked up in the room as a punishment for their wickedness. And they shall remain in that place forever.
27. When Adeiza could not persuade me to release them, I said to him, follow me. And he followed me to the place where my children lay. And Ufedo followed us also. And when we were in the place, we coughed greatly because of the ground pepper I had sprinkled there.
28. And Adeiza said, for how many days have you kept them here without feeding them? And I said, for three days. And Adeiza said, you are the most wicked being I have ever seen.
29. For what offence could have been so great committed against you to warrant starvation of your our creatures which you gave life to?
30. Now while Adeiza spoke, they groaned in pain and said, let us accept Ufedo as our lord now. Let him be everything and anything you have made him to be, but take us out of this hot room and feed us. For you are our father.
31. And I said, no, for it is not my principle to let you out forever. And Adeiza said to me, you are mad, Omokwo. Shall we chase a bad child to the tiger to prey upon?
32. Now set them free or else I shall set them free myself and go apart from you forever.
33. Now when Adeiza said this, I wept. And my children wondered why I wept. And I said, it is only the third day, but I cannot withstand the suffering I put my children to anymore.
34. How then shall there be a god who shall cast his homo in the fire forever without feeding them or forgiving them. Behold I say, such god should be given a chieftancy title in the kingdom of the monsters. For it is not possible for a father to subject his children to starvation and confinement for petty things done, let alone leaving them in a fire forever.
35. Therefore Ajanigo, Alolo, Ebo and Ariga, go and think about that idea of a fire burning your ancestors forever and relate it with the experience you have had here today.
36. For I tell you the truth, whoever makes an afterlife of fire for humanity is a devil and his rivals and superiors who are better than him shall not allow such kind of fire to remain burning. For even as Adeiza forced me to end this punishment, so shall the higher beings who are wise stop whoever that being is who made an eternal fire as a place to be after death.
37. For foolishness is the portion of Yahweh if indeed he ever nursed such kind of afterlife in his mind, let alone making it real. Therefore my children, forgive me for subjecting you through these three days of fasting and heat. For this I do to save you and your future from becoming useless to yourself by wasting your time worshipping a god who is a terrorist[/quote]

Righteousness89:
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LORD JESUS, Save me this Brother! He has Completely Missed it! Please Save me this Brother.

Thank you Father!

Louder!! Maybe your jesus will hear u, no of course he cant hear nothing, he is dead

I've never seen bigger liars than these pastors, God appeared to u and spoke to u.
They always speak with God but God forgot to tell them coronavirus will disrupt the world in 2020.

Imagine this was the year that Baba Adebole mistakenly predicted that a new diseases will ravage the world, oboy, imagine the jackpot...his sheeples would have worshiped him like a god and we wont have peace again....

Just like the broke ass below me, that guy needs rehab asap.... he was created for the pleasure of yahweh, he cant wait for yahweh to show him his backside the same way he showed moses

Macsjebs:
lol
I will believe you don't believe if you also believe those strange looking creatures with two heads and all that described in the Bible are imaginary

I know in your mind you believe, you just fear it may contradict your beliefs and hence to be safe, you choose to deny you believe






Wow, my wordplay don dey make sense again o, las las my rap career never go express

This one enter, bible people will choose to believe that there were talking snakes that walked in a garden about 6000 years ago and believe in dragons and creatures with seven heads and crown but choose to disbelieve scientific findings

bluefilm:
Corona why?

But the babe fine wella.

read u no go read

They must tell us cause of death oo, so others can learn.

Boyce never thought he would live up to 30, however, he clocked 30 last year. Seems he surpassed his target.

Kylekent59:
Yes

It can with faith as big as a mustard seed, but the authorities, leaders, and president wouldn't grant access to it. They want their laws to be obeyed.

Lmao, many are mad.

So why will the presidents and world leaders who are desperately in search of solution not grant access to it if it has been proven to work...? And how many people has the holy water cured?

There is no point holding a conversation with you, u probably have a low IQ

promotervickky:
I am very sure you don't insult people like this when you were a believer, can't you see the change? Why is it like this now, what happened?

Is this your present state better? Its worse with evidences, make a U-turn now and forgive whatever, whoever led you this way.

You that you area believer, why using nonsense threats .....well i retract my statement

Bye for now

promotervickky:
How did you wander this far? The person who strays from common sense will end up in the company of the dead.

You are very stupid, ur brain is upside down, you will surely perish this year....bastd

promotervickky:
For those of you thinking that Christians are powerless.

The priest did this in order not to violate the social distancing law.

If you know how many Christians that don't want to use Facemasks but forced to use them due to laws, you will keep quiet.

Gather your facts before speaking.

You people boast that u will tread on snakes and scorpions...una see covid begin dey hide.
Christianity remains powerless until they can prove to be immune to covid 19....see them pastors wearing masks practicing social distancing....the pastors that were stubborn have been buried. Powerless god of islam and christianity

Kylekent59:
Have you bothered to read on the laws of the land?

If he had done that without handgloves, facemask; people like you would still criticize him. You want the authorities to get him arrested.


Some of you might wanna sound funny, but end up ridiculing yourselves.

You have no point, can the holy water protect from covid 19...yes or no?

Holy water that cannot protect, las las religion is a failure

symbianDON:
the UK government should not forget to sanction the internet too...so that viewers won't watch via internet....foolish people!! the church is on the march and no one can stop the church! everyone who calls himself a Christian and is quick to judge, insult and castigate the church of Christ is a wolf in sheep's clothing and will reap the fruits of their actions in the fullness of time.

You have a serious problem, your robotic brain wont let u think....church is masshing on, yehn yehn yehn......crap.

Face the fact on ground and discuss the topic

Long over due, the idiot should ve been arrested here in nigeria

Ladyhippolyta88:
So of all the points you could use to argue na only name matter you see.
What else do you want to add and join.

I am sure if it is only males we have men will get pregnant by themselves na since females are not useful.
You forget that if women do not exist to birth men men will not exist.
So na name be your problem don't you know that it is because the world is mainly patriarchal that is why there is such a system and if it was matriarchal it would have been the other way around.When we die do we actually remember our first names not to even talk about lastnames.
That surname issue is old and rubbish talk.
No matter how you claim you want to put emphasis on surnames many of you will never be remembered in history like how Obama,Clinton,Putin,Zuckerberg,Bush and other influential men who have only daughters will be remembered.They don't need a son to keep a legacy or a name for them they did so themselves.

I haven't mentioned anywhere that female children are useless, intact you were quick to make a bad example of the male child and a good example of the successful female child.
I have only given u some reasons why people will always want a male child and theres nothing u can do about it. There's no need for the rivalry between female and male children and as there is none that ever existed, everyone has their own role and a female child will always be female, a male will always be male.

Please open!!

Op ! HOW MUCH HAVE U MADE THIS YEAR!!


Go settle your life first before talking of marriage....and avoid that girl like shir, dont say I did not warn you , she will destroy you

EvilPOTATO:
What class is 15k per month?

15,000 × 12 months

Certificate of attendance

Ijawwomaninoyo:
You have no point! What exactly caused the issue? PREFERENCE!

U will have a point the day men will begin to do change of name due to marriage to adopt their wives' names.. .or the day children will begin to bear female surnames...
Preach gender equality as much as u wish, but u can't hide behind the finger from reality

Ijawwomaninoyo:
What's the usefulness and achievements of the only male in the Ikeji family?
What if there was no female called Linda, who should have ever known any member of their family not to talk of knowing their family name?

And yes, we have oprah Winfrey.
While shekau a male is a terrorist.
Also we have Dangote, otedola, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Albert Einstein . And there are many prostitutes and Instagram slay queens useful for nothing.

My point is that you have no point, u can easily pick any example out of many , that does not change the fact that everyone have their preferences and nothing still stop a male child from being a male child

BrightAhiah:
Let her face the law


Meanwhile, as for me since I'm legally married with 2daughters at the moment...if eventually God gives me a male child and I wish to write a will; all my children will have fair share irrespective of age, gender, height or color...hence they are all my children from same mother.

I dnt subscribe to polygamy because I've learnt a lot from my late polygamy father.

No matter how much we preach gender equality, theres nothing like having a Male child, bitter truth. Nevertheless, I say no to polygamy and if one can't have a male child, then accept your fate

Dont let any1 put u under pressure to marry...

Oga go and marry, your mates are getting married, now the woman he married has cut his life short

chiefolododo:
Fine but dangerous just like this pic below

White girls and their natural jealousy over black girls

Canada!!!

budosky:
I've lost count.
Mid hundredths

Do u get also get names from ED

sammchuck1:
ehen... the month never finish na guy come and show me the way abeg... whats the idea behind freeman/holdings/com ? was it that FB taken filter on ED? This one no be geo, EMD or brandable.

The guy does his research well, freeman holding is an aviation company. He pitched his luck to selling a better domain name to established companies...he is doing well

Two sides of a coin, she's still ugly

dazzlingd:
Happy Friday guys,
Please who can help to recommend a movie that will crack my mind like shutter island, beautiful mind or intriguing space movie like passengers, or interstellar

Somebody pls help

Nigeria and every possible means to loot.

The whole evacuation is a looting galore

Ok I agree, I am a psycho

Happy Friday guys,
Please who can help to recommend a movie that will crack my mind like shutter island, beautiful mind or intriguing space movie like passengers, or interstellar