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SuperMartins:
If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You Grow??

― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.
― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on
the bed.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the
next street and the owner's dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
come
down from the tree.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into
your pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see
when the lights went off.
- If you never waved at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter
- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under mango
trees at nights
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with your
cloth in ur hands.

Then I guess your Childhood wasn't
Fun......

Truckpusher:
Until you see a woman's bum you can never tell if she has a flawless skin.

MrCork:
...

....8 years ...maximum....if she light skin

....5 minute if she dak skin! (noo offense)

oluseyiforjesus:
Whose private Jet are they using ds tym around?

kokoA:
Just because of ordinary mess o.. Be like me jor, I mess with reckless abandon everywhere I go. It is my fundamental human right!

sexyseun:
I so much love a guy that can pound me very well till i faint pata pata. If he doesn't fall into that category its a no no for me, mind you i would ask him before i accept all his advances. The question always remain the same

Can you fck very well?

lirusehn:

The same Dawg wud cry blue murder if her joblezz BF doesn't call her to hear her voice

disney:
@ everyone,

I normally don't have issues concerning love but since last friday, this issue has been really worrying my mind.

Guess what !!! all my girlfriends all say that since l am young, attractive l should not settle for one guy that l should get to know him first as a friend and l never know that this might be the beginning of new things to come into my life. In fact , to my suprise all my girlfriends 100% yes , they are like abeg abeg, fassie ur bobo,

Ok, story starts to get scary from here.

I went to do my nails the other day and can u imagine , it was an asian lady doing my nails.

she says girl, there are 2 men in your life right now.

Am like , how did you know

And she's like she sees things




chai..........I weep for your guy.

she like, u really attracted to this new guy because he looks like that's the man u have been waiting for and thats why your heart is telling ya to call him

Ok, am like shut up to the woman in my mind , u don't know me , but u seeing my life.

She's there doing my manicure for me and next thing she tells me, that this new guy for me would be my true husband and that he be a very nice guy to me and that through him so much good things coming to me.

Am there worried now,, next thing she tells me when it starts to happen, don't forget me and don't forget to bring him to do his nails for pedicure.

@ everyone in nairaland. this is mysterious so that's why l de ask una I ain't kidding , l am just worried.


NB: The new guy called last night and he still asked me out to an exotic dinner again but am so confused , he told me not to be scared to give him a chance that l should take my time and that we can be friends first and that he is not going to rush me.

engrjacuzzi:
How much is their package for B.Eng

NifemiOlu:
2. Even cars are designed to take four. 2 at the back, 2 at the front.

Question: why do pastors have like 4, 5 -above number of kids?

frankben: If this thread no make front page, see what I would do below

dbalinga: The VW sharan is manual transmission, Full AC, very neat, all seats complete and very good for interstate transportation. Cost 1million.

The VW golf 3 wagon is also very clean. FULL AC and 1.6 engine, very fuel economical. Cost 800k.

LyfeJennings: CIPROTAB 500MG WLD DO SO MUCH MAGIC....

aagadeogun: somebody should advise me here please. I applied for schengen visa at the visa application centre , Lagos on 26th June, 2013 and my biometrics was captured on 27th June, 2013.
The purpose of applying for the visa is to attend a short course in Netherlands between Sept 16th to 30th 2013 for which the Netherland Government has already awarded me a fellowship which covers all the financial implication throughout the period of the short course.My host institution has already booked a return flight ticket from 13th -28th of September 2013 while the insurance and accomodation for the period has been secured for me. At the point of submitting my documents, I was told that the instruction date for applications submitted on day will be from 24th Sept,due to backlogs of application at the embassy which means, my application may not be treated on time to meet my schedule trip.
I have mailed the embassy twice, sent a letter and other required documents through DHL explaining the situation to them but up till now, Ive not heard a word from them. What else can I do to salvage the situation?. Would they ever treat my application before my trip?. Please, I need your advise badly .

Thanks