₦airaland Forum

Chaiii...Na Aba Road construction money dey fly 4 Air so o

I make dat face

Little boobs..When I hit ur boobs mistakenly say ...tank u sir....u think its easy tryin 2 make it come up a bit...but big boobs??...I apologise wen I hit dose ones cos d owner is already carryin enuf load

To get to d top u've got to wrong people no mata hw u avoid it it'ld hapen...dats a fulfilled man rite der..after d tuzzles wit d plantashun boiz and news of children evriwia...here he is...well made...fulfilled and Hapii...Cute baby...I luv u 2BaBa...

Seriously Apple shud go slow with all dese silly headlines ....4 God's sake I can sue dem 4 ds shiit

Its d 21st century...things are now done the other way around...get along with it...U'ld be here complaining..dey'ld get out of it nd get married...No body knows where the lines lie anymore...Liv ur life and do wateva makes u happy...Wat people say is there problem to bother about...not your's to b worried of....

rOsy247:

Over Sabi .. Carry cup nh

Op u strong o....so dey allowed u get hold of dia schematics...or u stole it from dem...or mayb u're 1 of dem....

Nawa 4 u o...u wan make dem knw say na sleep?...For me weneva peson wake u up 4 chrch as u dey sleep ...jst open ur eye gently and dnt look @ d person dat woke u..den strt ur litlt mumoring ...dat way d person dat woke u wud b confused weda u wia realy sleeping

Wonder why dey're still afraid...Dia is no Ebola in Naija....#JustBelieve

Chidimma go die 4 ma hand abeg...#noHardFeelings...I think Maheeda wud b more of a CowGirl

rOsy247: 64 s on cb = 64 squares on a chess board
26 l of the a = 26 letters of the alphabet
7 d of the w = 7 days of the week
7 w of the w = 7 wonders of the world
12 s of the z = 12 signs of the zodiac
52 c in a p = 52 cards in a pack
18 h on a g c = 18 holes on a golf course
5 f on a h = 5 fingers on a hand
206 b in a b = 206 bones in a body
6 b in an o = 6 balls in an over in cricket

Y wud u ansa all...nw d thread has lost d fun.....#aproko.....

Hmmm

Ds is serios....A 5 year Old boy is taller dan a 25yr old man...ds boy wud also put his hand on Aki and paw paw head...Thunder faya devil

My waptrick and wapdam still rocks for Music download..u can't beat dat

Ethereal0110: Mtchew..........,

Must u comment

If u know dem well...cast your vote

Collinz2: And whch f**king os is it going to run.

I no wan laf jor...u dey talk OS...u neva know weda na Nokia torch..."Slok torch I'm wan do u dey speak of OS

Obviously no one eva knew dat the world population is reduced by 10% every 31st of december annually

We're all Nigerians here...Yes..if 'NO' indicate..moast of us want GEJ back especially d easterners and d South South region...but what tangible thing do u think he has done in this Nation to deserve a Second tenure that we all know could bring doom to this Nation...but GOD help us such dosent happen...To be sincere I think GEJ has caused us more pain than Joy...Speak from your herat my people

Op if u dey skul..u can dropout without any reasonable thing in mind..I bet u..u'ld be d worst Fool dan u eva wia..dnt poison people's minds please cos in as much as u boast of billionaires dt are dropouts..I can still show you billionaires that discovered themselves in skul

If u realy understand what it takes to be a guy..
U'l see that the baddest guys are the Ugly ones
No hard feelings

No Tribalism here...but between the hausas,Ibos,Yorubas,Edo and Calabar them...who do you think speaks better in our Official Language

Scientist have made it known philosophy is a thing of the mind that manifests on the outside.If you're dealing with people you hav to be more of an general speaker than a selfish one..ok let's get to the point
In Nairaland is not about what you say realy but its how u say it and your choice of words.If you have the right thing in mind bt says it the wrong way,the man on the right side would refer it to the man on the left to know how much sense u make.And if the man on the left tossese it back to the man on the right in a disgusting manner that means u're not making sense because the right thing put wrongly means what is right is wrong and waht is wrong is right whether its wrong or right or wrongly compose to make it right..
like seriously am I actually making sense...if u're still reading this shit then you're probably desperate for the front page drama..
But if u look into my words u'l stil find what you're looking for although its where its not suposed to be but where it should be wether it rily here or there but always with you or without you in your absense..U still dey read..hahahaha
NairaLanders!!!!!!!!