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banega: • Kpele,. M taking it down now!!

Ur signature...had a dream I was king I woke up still king

Lighters...
u sure love good music

1. Everyone has a song in their
playlist which they always skip,
but never delet.
2. Once you begin to dislike
someone, everything they do
tends to annoy you.
3. If you chew gum when you
study a subject and then chew
the same flavor when you the
take the test it can help you
remember.
4. Orgasms are good for your
brain -- They're better than
crossword puzzles when it comes
to keeping the mind young.
5. Scientists say the brain
purposely forgets certain
memories in order to avoid
information overload, and
emotional hangovers.
6. A tarantula can survive for
more than two years without
food.
7. The Albatross bird can sleep
while it flies.
8. Male bed bugs don't bother
with vaginas when mating, they
simply stab the female in the
abdomen with their penis and
ejaculate in her body.
9. Men literally get dumber
around attractive women.
10. Fake friends are a waste of
time.
11. People who are angry with
each other for the silly little
things, are usually the ones who
career about each other the most.

Am 4.5ft tall ....I wana kiss ds lady....
Pls som1 get me a 10ft ladder ...d journey isn't gona. Easy

Chop clean mouth....besides ur roomate might not be ur frnd.....no harms done

Interesting...y won't dey...wen its jst to write cams and u're in college....naija....waec jamb postume 1 must cast...

Wow I never knew plumbing work has nw become romantic

Op u wan go Tgif Abi I just dey high urself

Ahhh....oge must fall once I use dese tips on her....

Gals and money
Guys and sex
No love lost no love found

Wen me carve road finish do coal tar......in d land of amazungu in oriko lga somewia in d north central....and nobody aplauded me...nw dese pple jst carve road enta google......nonsense

Nawao ..... Make una coment nah.....or Una no love mercy Johnson agen
.........because she don marry....all man lock up....all hope lost....
I remember d days of cooperate housemaid

Ok...am gona pass....
......walks out......
.......comes bak.....
Op wia she dey
Intact 4get.......walks out agen
......comes bak....
U knw her hauz?......
Mtchewwww
Dnt worry

Op oooooooo hw market.......sweet story....lemme knw wen d part 2 comes

People can be funny o.....both d lawmaker and d dumper.....silly

All I need 2 know is.......
Op is d fone on sale nw....dnt mind anyone hi opposes d tab....
Windows haters u can make use of any transformer down d street

People can be funny o.....both d lawmaker and d dumper.....silly

Front page without source....mod wat if d info is wrong...hmmm....some mods shaa....lemme reserve my comment b4 it gets me to jail

marieolae: Wow as fine as u are.. Dese guys are mad ooo

Never alwys abt beauty...u u no fyn hw many don work 4u

mizcalvina: I luv American accent &i have got the accent 2...

And she lies

Kind of intresting.....Just don't get what paul Walker was actually doing