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WWYD if you had muscles like Sylvester Stallone or Jean Claude Van Damme?

Yo Acid Wattup.

What you been up to.

I've been having a great weekend.

went to da movies yesterday. Saw the Simpsons movie.

Hows you?

The shit's going down the 20th.

Keep your pants on, we know you hard.

See you then "Elaw"

YEah shits been good.

That Freestyle Thread was tight. Maybe Seun might reopen it some time.

I've been working on my Spit for the tourney.

Here's a Practice Spit.

Gbade X spits proper, but messiah can never be taken
Fry your ass like Fish and chips and grill it like bacon
Take your ass out and make it clear that I'm the best in da makin
I'm the underdawg, but that's only cos I'm living down under
Nigga my Rhymes speak Genocide, this must be Lyrical Rwanda
I'm da cause of you asthma, da cause of your Feminine Phobia

It's not a beef yall, just something for the tourney. I'm gonna need to work on my creativity though. I know what I'm up against.

Aite keep it real mayne. Keep spining your Paper.

I didn't wanna open no thread.

I just wanted a thread to paste my bars.

Your thread was locked, and there was nowhere to put ma shit.

Why's That?

This is not a NIN VS NIDO Thread. It is simply a thread where we can discuss, the economical importance of Nigerians abroad.

Nigerians in Nigeria accumulate more wealth than those abroad, but because of the position that Nigeria is today, Nigeria needs all the investments that it can get.

I loved this Part.

I'm d rap prophet/i dnt spit 4 d pesos/it aint about d profit/mein,check ma manifesto!/
God lyrikz/God-given/
yeah!/ I manifest those!

Nice Flow, and Creativity.

your call men.

anyways. Keep it ril.

Yes Mukina's offline.

Mukina, that Pammy is really getting to you hey.

Cos There are heaps of bananas on this thread.

Yous must be trippin

Hahaha.

No.

What Home?

I love your English.

IS that some sort of Banjul Dialect.

You East West Africans Sef.

[size=16pt]Martins Nets Brace As League Commences[/size]

Newcastle United's Sam Allardyce made a stunning return to his old club, Bolton as his team secured a 3-1 win at the Reebok Stadium with Obafemi Martins netting a brace in his team's victory.

Newcastle were 3-0 up at half-time and forged ahead when French midfielder Charles N'Zogbia's free-kick from wide on the right evaded everybody in the box and curled inside Jussi Jaaskelainen's far post after 10 minutes.

They added a second 10 minutes later when James Milner crossed from the left and Obafemi Martins found space in the box and after controlling the ball he smashed in an overhead kick from close range.

Martins scored his second and Newcastle's third in the 27th minute when his low shot from the edge of the area took a wicked deflection off Abdoulaye Faye.

Bolton gave themselves a fighting chance as Kevin Nolan's clever pass released Nicolas Anelka

and his angled finish made it 3-1 in the 50th minute, but Allardyce's men closed the game out.

Roy Keane had a fairytale start to life as a Premier League manager as Sunderland beat Spurs 1-0 with an injury-time goal from sub Michael Chopra.

The former Newcastle man side-footed a low shot past Spurs goalkeeper Paul Robinson after coming on as a substitute for the final 20 minutes at the Stadium of Light.

Sven-Goran Eriksson claimed victory in his first competitive match as a club manager in England as Manchester City beat West Ham 2-0 at Upton Park.

Eriksson's first signing, Rolando Bianchi, put the Blues in front in the 18th minute as he tapped home from close range following a mazy run by Elano.

They made sure of the win in the 87th minute when Nedum Onuoha fought for possession on the right and cut the ball back to Geovanni, who slammed a shot past Robert Green.

Newly-promoted Derby made a perfect start against Portsmouth but were pegged back for a 2-2 draw at Pride Park.

Stephen Bywater's long goal-kick was flicked on by Steve Howard and former Southampton midfielder Matt Oakley burst into the area and lashed in a shot after just four minutes.

However, Pompey equalised in the 27th minute when Benjani Mwaruwari's shot slid beneath the body of Bywater, who should have done better.

A Portsmouth new boy, Nigeria striker John Utaka, then gave Pompey the lead but it lasted only a minute after Gary Teale's cross from the right was met by a spectacular diving header by defender Andy Todd.

Blackburn overcame the loss of star striker Benni McCarthy to come from behind and beat Middlesbrough 2-1 at the Riverside.

A curling Stewart Downing free-kick gave Boro the lead at the interval and there was a massive blow for Rovers when McCarthy had to be carried off on a stretcher after suffering a head injury early in the second half. However, his replacement Roque Santa Cruz, newly signed from Bayern Munich, quickly scored the equaliser when he headed in David Bentley's cross from the right (63).

The winner came from England Under-21 striker Matt Derbyshire after curled in a shot from the edge of the box in the 79th minute.

Everton claimed an opening-day 2-1 win over Wigan at Goodison Park thanks to a 26th-minute header by Leon Osman and a 75th-minute goal by Victor Anichebe.

Antoine Sibierski pulled one back for the Latics from close range in the 80th minute but David Moyes' Toffees stuck together for the victory

Yeah, our Naija boys are on fire.

You West, West Africans, you are so stingy.

East, West Africans are better.

I was joking now.

How about the 1000s of doctors that leave Nigeria annually.

Nigeria, one of the largest producers of Doctors, is now in shortage of doctors.

doesn't that hurt the economy

No you're the brawl.

Nigerians abroad make 16 Billion dollars annually, but what percentage of this money actually makes it way to Nigeria.

The vast majority of this money, is spent on Mortgages, Personal Assets, Investments Abroad, Food, Services etc, and a small percentage is invested in Nigeria

Let's be real, Nigeria does not survive off Nigerians in Diaspora.

In fact Nigerians in diaspora hurt the Nigerian economy.

A Nigerian Business mogul, was recently voted the best Black business man in America, but how much money has he ever invested in Nigeria?

Nigerians in Diaspora are the first to insult Nigeria, and this hurts the image of Nigeria, and hinders potential investments in the country.

When the poster says that Nigerians in Diaspora carry shit for a living he is speaking the truth. The vast majority of Nigerians abroad went through traumas to get away from Nigeria. They sold all their possessions, and they arrive abroad, only to realize that their degrees aren't recognized and they are then forced to make a living off manual labor. Yet they have the pride to insult Nigeria and Nigerians in Nigeria.

This isn't the case for all Nigerians in Diaspora, there are success stories. However the vast majority of Nigerians Abroad have stooped so low simply to evacuate the African continent.

How green is the Pasture Really?

Yeah I want some too.

I haven't had any in years.

Check ma Profile.

Bawo ni.

Thank God for "shit" to pack oh!!!! Grin Please dear lord, let Oyinbo people continue to "shit" plenty plenty so that when I finally I get my visa and escape packing "shit" in Nigeria, I will send lots of "shit" money via western union to ease the poverty rate of my country people!!!

Ayayai. Adios Meiro. That shit is funny.

Hey Disguy. Ki lo sele si Loverbwoy.

Aloib, mi o ni Pikso imi.

Irish.

Scottish.

African American

Italian.

Ghanaian

English

Jamaican

I think that's it. I'm working on my Chinese accent though.

What do you take me for woman.

Wo Pikso mi ni profile mi. That's hot

YEah. Emi.

@ Aloib.

I've got Many accents.

Nitori Kini?