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elegance101:
And who the fuckkk are you? your father should have saved the world a misfortune like you by using a condom.

Idiot, fool. I can't blame u for ur stupidity but blame ur father's brainless gene that was transferred to u. slowpoke


LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON

Jesus. Where's my vaseline

Sorry may i ask who her husband is


Wen her mates don finish giving birth she still dey find for market

yazach:
But your lifelesness supposed to have been finished by now

Whose lifelessness. YOUR PRESIDENT lifelessness is not finished until it is finshed. I DOUBT WHETHER ABOKI WILL BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND WHAT I'M SAYING

So God no fit send pesin to epp him collect money abi

Op just change the topic to "world leaders on queue to give MR LIFELESS more derogatory title

lebete3000:
Sharp but still naive a bit. You don't drop your digits for a girl to do the calling initially. You take charge and initiate a proper convo by asking her her digits, that way she feels your masculinity and gives you a chance to shoot your shot.

Give a girl your digits and she'll prolly only call if she knows yur loaded...

Atleast the guy wanted to use her to learn since he knew she was desperate

mosez346:
can't u just use stile removed her hair from d orange.......

But the hair no gree move oo . It is called unmovable

Lemme wait till d price fall

C as she con resemble her father

Waoh. I'm being moved by his kind gesture


Blessings awaiting you bro

Merkel: Buhari do you know you are as wise as solomon

Buhari: You sef don c say that trump they hate me cos i wise pass am

*both laughs*

The guy in suit: This mumu don they fall for Merkel's prank. He no even knw wetin dem dey call sarcasm

Sharp guy

Hmmmm. Pastor shakushaku


See as the pastor face con resemble criminal own

So my fart dey smell like this. Even this jacket no fit filter am

Thank God say na only me dey here ooo

See stomach like inflated balloon.

*runs away*


Bt she suppose show us small of her orange nau.

Waiting till the price falls a little

Thanks for the drama. Bt next tym try to put in more effort to make it more interesting

*salivating*

Nyc thread. Keep it up op

So elephant sef get breast. I tot she only have mammary glands.

Misplaced priority. Mtcheeew

Nyc one. Lovely couples

Earthbound:
Wtf? You're just a child. Who bought you a phone?

I got it the way you got yours. Old papa

Cold no wqn kill am for for 2016, 2017. So na 2018 cold wan kill am

Na lie joor. They paid me....





























Wait lemme finish my weed

This place is at the back of our family aos in the village

It would av been better if this man was an actor.

He sabi act no b small.

K

Oya clap for yourself