Waterside iwopin. This place happen to be where I observed my one year NYSC program. The local government is very remote and the people believe so much in Charms.

As a coach of the PPA football team, one of the father of the students actually came to the field with charm to use on people all because his son got injured in a football match.
Those guys dey do jazz! Fear people from that region.. Almost every one in that town believes in jazzz

mrsteel:
Hahaha I laugh Iran
Na USA all these ones wan follow play rough play? I sorry for them...what do they have to match US when it comes to war?

Nuclear weapon

braine:


Actually started using this site in 2007, didn't register at first. It just makes me sad how this great site hasn't really changed for over 12years I've been here.

Wow. Grandpa

budaatum:

Another grandpa

braine:

You're a boss o!

Can you beat that?

So I will be starting this challenge by posting the year I joined nairaland. So if I joined before you. Kindly respect me. Ok?
Ok?

Let's see who's the oldest member

Slynation:

Just negodu this one, Your cranium should have alerted you that i was referring to both on Top 10, but in the process of trying to be a savage, u ended up disgracing ur surname....

Your future is all I'm sorry for! If you continue like this, your children will regret having a father like you !

You need to buckle up and be responsible for your family for once.

Slynation:
No kizz Daniel and Fireboy....

Stop managing your data. Allow pictures to load on your browser.

Ok

Momfa:
dumb comments! Jealous old hag.... so breaking into houses makes u less a thief?

Do I need to argue with you? Your name says it all.

Get a life your children will be proud of!.

We all know most of these students are into this yahoo thing. You see a boy of 20years old using Benz. Naso all their papa rich? And I hate the fact that people will be saying why efcc is not channelling their efforts to politicians. Oga thief na Thief! If you dey do yahoo. Dem go catch you one day. You hear

psychologygh:
go and feed your 200 million poverty capital of the world citizens. Do you know the meaning of trade.It goes two ways.Did you listen to the man.Ghana will rather block trades with Nigeria and rather trade with Dubai and Europe.Already trade among West African ECOWAS members is the lowest in the world. Ghana exports gold,timber,oil,manufactured products, etc worth 17 billion dollars and out of it,just 80 million dollars goes to Nigeria. So how does a few loss not even loss cos the products can be sold to Europe and China.How does 80 million dollars feed Ghana. Tell me.It's your own people that will suffer cos you can't trade among all these countries again and no imports and exports for them thus businesses and jobs collapsing in Nigeria. Food and goods more than double in prices and majority of your people can't afford such high inflated living.You can't even feed yourself thus closing all your borders to starve yourselves and you're ignorantly shouting that you feed Africa.Despicable words.

Despite our poverty level ehn. One man in Nigeria can buy the whole of Ghana plus its citizens back to back.

Do you know what it's means to sell to over 200million people?

Ode! A country like a state population in Nigeria is talking about who loses more. Better to and sell to the Dubai and Europe if you won't pay charges.

Gforce2015:
Why does this woman waste her life for this devilish country...She could have told that man to go to aso rock or burdillion or alausa or any of the government house in Nigeria and start distributing Ebola to those polithievians...
By now, many of them could have gone ....

Madam, Nigeria is not worth dying for... We lost you. What a pity!
May your dear soul rest in perfect peace...

See your life. If motor Jam you tomorrow. I swear you won't R.I.P

GideonIdaboh:
What a shame! Is this what has become of Nigeria? I didn't know Jamb has become a revenue generating institution like FIRS. This govt of Buhari is only concerned in milking its citizens in all capacities they can. I learnt even CBN has a target to meet. No wonder the rate at which they fine commercial banks has become so alarming and the stupendous banks in return pass all these charges to their various customers. Anyone who can survive Nigeria will survive anywhere else.
Now, the real question is, what is the impact of all these monies saved and generated on the Nigerian economy? We hear everyday that so so amount in billions is saved and recovered yet we're the most impoverished nation on earth and buhari is still on a loan spree.

Who I'm I? What do I know self?

So they should kuku not remit it and keep up with the looting abi. If I slap your destiny!

You see the reason why you're not married yet at 38? Hunn?

Ololanla:
Over-hyped average player. With the likes of Hazard, Real Madrid is going trophyless this season. Shame!!!

If I slap your destiny!. Who has your family produced?

SavageResponse:
The labour market is already saturated and they're still churning out more people

Oga get a good industrial skill and see how jobs will be looking for you. Don't rely on your sch certificate.

Isinweke:
They are playing better than Nigeria

They will still win

Oga it's not about possession! To know how good a team is playing, look at he shots on target and cards received. Both goalie has made important saves. So the match is even!.

It's tacha's dumbness that cost Omashola! Fact

Nigerians are about to witness a new scandalous revelation with Rev. Biodun Fatoyinbo, Funke Adejumo and Prophet SK Abiara at the centre of an alleged abortion and Manslaughter allegation.

Weeks after Rev. Biodun Fatoyinbo was invited for questioning by the Police Headquarters in Abuja over his alleged involvement in the rape of professional photographer, Busola Dakolo, Commonwealth of Zion Assembly (COZA) pastor, Biodun Fatoyinbo is being investigated for another crime bordering on alleged possible manslaughter.

According to reports, a petition which includes an audio recording has been submitted to the office of the Inspector General of Police, Mohammed Adamu, accusing Fatoyinbo of coercing former church member, Ifeoluwa Dolapo into undergoing a procedure to abort a baby after allegedly impregnating her - a procedure which eventually caused her death.

“According to the revelation from the audio clip, the 1st Suspect (Biodun Fatoyinbo) threatened the deceased, and requested that she got rid of the unwanted pregnancy as he surmised that it would be scandalous and injurious to his reputation as a highly revered and renowned Pastor,” the petition reads.

“While the deceased assured the 1st Suspect that she would keep the news of the pregnancy private and just within her family, the 1st suspect insisted and ensured that an abortion of the pregnancy was carried out with the reluctant acquiescence of the deceased.”


The petition which was submitted by Pelumi Olajengbesi, a public interest lawyerz, who alleged that the renowned clergyman and woman, Pastor S.K Abiara and Rev. Funke Adejumo were not only privy to the crime but also assisted Fatoyinbo “to conceal the offences”.

Meanwhile I got an interview scheduled for tomorrow. And with the reviews I'm getting here. It's very discouraging. I currently earn around 182k. Do you guys think they can pay me above that? Azure web Services support role.

I'm actually a full time developer with lots of experience using Microsoft development tools

Remember champions league draw is tomorrow, In the wake of this,
FCMB uses the opportunity to troll these two Premier League clubs

All of you telling her to leave her marriage. Do you think it's a wise decision? Or you think her next husband won't do the same?. Plus the fact that she already had a child. What would be the face of the newly born baby? Fatherless or Motherless ? Seems we guys don't know the meaning of broken homes and the fate of the child involved.

Hello sis, my advice is to stick with your husband, isn't that what you sworn at the altar?.

No marriage is perfect.

Nukilia:


I wish I had time to respond...

You actually did , but your head is so empty that you don't know the exact thing to respond.

If you even want to reply with a message it will definitely be another shallow minded response with your sentimental foolishness

Nukilia:
Till the whole country is wiped out some people would still keep saying Buhari is doing well

So buhari has been the president throughout her growth abi. And during the time she was using candle to read. Buhari na president.

Why do we always have to associate our misfortune to buhari? Meanwhile even during this hard time, people are still making it. We seriously need to work on how to be able to tolerate each other irrespective of religious difference or tribal differences. Guy grow up, stop making your foolishness obvious.

If he can take action on this,

They guy has made it
The branch manager will lose his job
The security officer will also lose his job

Ok

Moohdy:


Here's my line: 08067148400
I've done projects using python, working on Java atm

Check Ur WhatsApp

Lee84:
Plz who can pronounce that Madagascar name...

You mean "Malagasy"

Moohdy:
Good day I studied Computer science(2.1) and I'm currently in need of a ppa in Lagos. Thank you

Drop your line

Meanwhile, you have to be good in programming.
Most especially(.Net) or any OOP based programming language