₦airaland Forum

I am allergic to broke bitches, because I have got a nasty addiction called money.

There is only one thing better than being a gambler in a casino, that's being the house.

Instead of letting broke hoes use you as an office in the name of dating, date rich hoes.

The last time I was in Naija, I bleeped one but it was so disgusting, she billed me 20k for that night. I came so fast, but when I returned to base in January I bleeped my gf and discovered the difference. Olosho is a dangerous venture, waste of money and resources. They seem to use jazz. Never again will I Bleep naija olosho again.

SweetCunt97:
Cos there are many Broloshos patronizing them. It's pathetic

STFU bitch! You a hoe.

Westernlove:
I've known all these stuffs as far back the Year 2012......

You arrived early, I was late. That year was year I fell for a hoe! Today, I live with the mentality to never be governed by my emotions. Niggas over here are like that by default.

There are two reasons why you shouldn't Bleep that hoe; 1. She refused to Bleep you back then but got pregnant for the guy she detests today.
2. I guess she didn't expect you to be as successful as you are today. So she is lost in fantasies of and memories of you.
keep playing her till she is bleeped up emotionally. Just Bleep her emotion instead of her over used pussy. Only a pussy that has been bleeped previously should be re-bleeped.

360clips:
she a smelly ass prostitute.

That's the way they reason. No doubts at all. Because her comment stinks like a smoking pile of shit!

ZAWs:
"I am single and in a relationship with 6 girls"

You're single and in a relationship same time.

Yeah, It's a metaphor! "Means I am not in a serious relationship". For me i see myself as a single man, I can only be in a relationship with a deserving lady. I am presently dating 4 ladies with only one being deserving. Seem you are a SIMP, coz you sound like one.

360clips:
stop using stalled jokes. Low IQ monkey.

Don't mind the deluded Ladylite bitch. She thinks every nigga trying to pass a message is hurt somehow! Is she a love peddling hoe? Yes, fvck yes, hell fvcking yes!!!

Ladylite:
Ignoramus. Bang as many as u can... Old age is coming.

Your short-term memory has been in control for too long. Sadly u will have children and they may start jumping from one church to another for deliverance from the atrocities of your erectile proliferation.

Be there feeling macho at what is sapping the life outta u.
I hail u o.

The bolded is exactly how an average brainshed individuals think. Most of you Nigerians need to travel and see how average human reasons in sane climes.

Arsenate:
Ladies know love don't exist. They are redpill by default and are well aware of the game. This message should be directed to the blue pilled manginas only.

I don't think you live in Nigeria. You are so fucking smart! You were so able to decipher the message. Kudos!!!

Ladylite:
Sorry dear. I see you are so hurt, you can't accept that others have found what you have never had. Kpele.

Wtf are you saying? How can I be hurt when I am dating more than 4 ladies and not in love? I am not the emotional type, just trying to pass a message. Most of you Nigerians are too emotional.

Ladylite:
[s]Who damaged you? Who hurt you so badly like this? Why are you do pained?

Life is hard does not mean there is no true love. Go to the village, not every village girl is hoping to marry rich dude.

So many seemingly few were raised so right with high moral discipline and money does not change their loyalty or make them trip.


Your myopic idea may be because something has happened consistently to you but please never generalize. It may be your personal experience or a curse. Simply go and get rich (the right way) and you will meet another rich girl that will love you.

Life is not Nollywood. [/s]

You are still a victim of illusion thriving in delusion.

sladimeji:
you can't speak for everyone... because you've been burned by someone doesn't make everyone a bad person...you should move on and learn to love again...love and lights

You are not getting the message. Read again, digest and assimilate and you will get the message.

callmeRichie:
hmnnn, you should've rather said "No such thing as Dedication and Commitment to a lover in this 21st Century". Cuz Love do really exist! buh Dedication and Commitment? Nah!!

Still thesame thing. Love, commitment and dedication are all emotional tools.

The world we live in is capitalistic in nature and for you to succeed in it, you need to understand the basic fundamentals of business. The most important of these fundamentals is putting your self interest first. Recognising that is a key to success.

The goddam truth about the world you actually live in is that it's not the warm , lovely place your parents and teachers have told you about. It's populated by people like buhari, dangote, Mark Zuckerberg, Bill gate, Richard Branson, Myself (Because I am a monster, a carnivores fucking monster), Ellon musk, Tony Elumelu, Otedola, Innoson, Emeka offor,Tinubu and co . who will tear you apart.

Nature didn't select them, they selected theirselves by harnessing their nature.

Everyone is entitled to be greedy, yes subjugated and conquer. Because that's who we are and who we are supposed to be. That was who our forefathers were and that's what we are.

Capitalism harnesses our potentials better than any other economic model on earth. Everything we have is because of capitalism. Because someone has the incentive to get up off his ass. To out invent, To out earn and To subjugate and conquer others, less capable, less intelligent, less ambitious, less lucky, to make those capitalistic dreams come true.

This is a secret you may not want to hear, but you fucking love the results. I mean who doesn't love the inventions and life aiding technologies, goods and services worldwide.
If you fail to understand this secrets, you will get to realise how much you have lagged behind soon enough.

Don't ask nor hold the government or anyone responsible about your future, make your own fucking future!!!

This message is for every young man and ladies out there.

Most people tend to be easily carried away by their emotions. An emotional human rarely thinks straight, thereby leaving them with a vulnerable and disturbed mind, which makes them easy to be controlled and unbalanced.

Some young folks often think they have found love, when they have only found a perfect artist who is good at creating an illusion that they have long disired. This can be in form of a perfect boyfriend or girlfriend who fits the imaginary character they have created in their mind.

Some may think they have found theirselve a perfect lover, no you haven't found yourself a perfect man or woman, you just found an artist who is very good at creating an illusion you long desired.
People's primary weakness are ; vanity and self esteem.

Daily life is harsh in Nigeria and most of these hoes you see everywhere seek an escape from it in form of fantasies and dreams. A yahoo boy, an average guy with money or a rich guy feeds on this weakness; by standing out through a distinctive and appealing lifestyle, they make these girls want to watch and talk about them, which they obviously will do.

Spot on!!!

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Solorrman3310:
What Google,this aide is better than the whole of ur piggy generation of alcohol and pigs eaters,he is rich,he is handsome not like u with upside down nose and the most amazing thing he is better of is he is a Muslim. A Muslim is a person that only worship single God not 3 in 1 like pop corn, Muslim do not believe a man Jesus Christ can also be god at the same time,a Muslim do not believe a God would own something disgusting and filthy because Jesus Christ was a humble prophet but that doesn't mean he dnt have anus and penix,he was the only said God in history of humans to be visiting toilet while holding the name of God,my brother even a pig can not worship somebody who have anus let alone people like u,u have professors,doctors and bragged abt education but ur god uses toilet to shitt and urinate. Islamic God is ever pure and mighty ,he don't have a child like u claimed to be children of God,if what u claimed is true then this kind of God must be the only God that had ugly creatures as his children,that must be the unlucky God because of attrosities u are commiting in the name of salvation that Jesus died for ur sin,u are mostly super insane because ur dancing and yelling of disturbance can not be bought by even obasanjo and ƴar adua let alone God almighty,if God want singing and dancing as a worship he would have chooses birds for that instead of madness saying rororomi dodo bowwwwe indiiii to Dede mi, this is one kind of madness i once heard pastor doing in Maiduguri,I wondered how could this rubbish be followed by the people that bragged of being above the Europeans in education. Keep shut and follow ur shiit because without u there would be hell and that can be a problem to us because even a simple sinner can be casted in to hell if u are not there,but as u are doing blunders we are happy hell will get what she need. So u guys means u are purchasing a ticket to paradise with this hornking u are doing ? I swear to God even a donkey can not acknowledge ur services worth a dime. Just do ur fornication as Jesus already salvaged all the sin u do.

[/s] You know the difference me and Bashir is that I live in a sane clime. Most of you Islamist pigs are globally known slowpoke and terrorists, thats why my Carribbean American fiancee mother asked me if I am a Muslim because I said I am from Nigeria, I said "ma'am, I am not one and I can never be, because where I come from its a taboo to be a Muslim" she was happy I am not a Muslim. Everyone here thinks there are more goofy islamist morons in Africa because of idiots like you dirty scrawny uncircumcised slatepork!

Move back to do what? My job is secured, why should I move back? Mo move back too. Have you ever seen a thief take the same route he was chased through ever again? I will never move back. Mo ti japa already!!!

There are lots of fools defending the useless Nigerian government on here, when they don't even know how the taxation system works. They have never left their villages, neither have they ever been to the states. Idiots!!!

Millenniumlady:
Get off my mention you goofyass modafuka

Bitch, are you mistaking me for your lame goofy boyfriend? I hope not!

Millenniumlady:
Nigga's be talking shit in their comments but can't keep the same energy when they meet you.....Shey your head dey whine out ni agbero

I ain't got no time for bullshit, if you need me to beat that pussy up, just lemme know so that I can put you in my travel plan when the corona shit is over,you know the drill!

Millenniumlady:
Shut up

Fvck you bitch!

Damn! She fine. She must be an African-american, a responsible one for that matter. She got that my nairaland crush pocochantas kinda hour glass shape. My kind of girl, fvck!!!

Fraudster supreme court governor. Fvck the so called asslicking imo elders!

Nigeria is the most useless country on earth! Angola,Egypt,Morocco,South Africa,Bostwana and Gabon all have individual annual budget higher than Nigeria. The revolution will occur naturally by itself before the year 2030, so don't waist your time preaching to the afonjas. Thank God pe mo ya Tete japa! Imagine the salary of an houseofficer is still the same as it was since 2009. Fvcking useless country with useless citizens who only care about pussy and dicks, producing kids like Richard Holloway and company.

Yahoo government! Agba awo sinzu money, about to cash out again. Maybe custom want to upgrade to Apple desktop as per yahoo govt.

TY danjuma is buhari one and only boss in Nigeria of today.

majamajic:
Digging a big hole is not easy , see the guy nyash
Just under a year, next thing na to run

fvck!

15,35,45.... All lies!