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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Invite For A Job Interview At YEN Marketing..how Real? by ddeductive1: 7:47am On Dec 30, 2016
My sister went for d interview yesterday.

They are real.

Company: common sense group: into oil n gas, investment, real est, publishing, travels n tour, seminars , consultancy.

She was sent an sms to see the General Mgr next wk. That d offer is tempting. Just to report every sat for four hrs.

Incentives to be provided to aid her in her roles.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Invite For A Job Interview At YEN Marketing..how Real? by ddeductive1: 11:11am On Dec 28, 2016
Am a resident in Opebi. I drove down there last night,its real,they exist.

From my findings,they are a legal entity,their operations encompasses integrity,professionalism and excellence.

They are expanding their operations aggresively

I stongly suggest u meet up with your interview
schedules and reply to the GSM number stated.

Lets stop disseminating wrong infos, Yr 2017 is just days away. U are d only one that will change your situations.

God help us all.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Invite For A Job Interview At YEN Marketing..how Real? by ddeductive1: 11:05am On Dec 28, 2016
SMH!!!! no wonder some of us don't get through d interview stage.

I submitted my sister's resume, & from all d feedbacks I got,it showed dat d company is professionally inclined.

U need to read between d lines and pay attention to details. Must your thoughts always get to GNLD. U r missing a lot of opportunities.

All I did was to goggle d address. D name of d company is Common Sense GP. They are involved in so many sectors of d econnomy
Properties / Promo!!! Be A Land Owner @ A Cheap Rate by ddeductive1: 2:51pm On May 08, 2016
Top of d day 2 u all.

Its a known fact that Fixed Assets such as Land & Buildings have a HIGH propensity of appreciating as time flies.

PRICES- a plot @ 150K(60x120ft) while half plot is @ 75k(30x60ft), promo ends MAY 31ST. As from JUNE 1ST,becomes 200K & 100K for 1 & half plot respectively.

LOCATION- Comfort Estate is @ d popular Ibogun town in Ifo. It is right behind Obasanjo Farm and also close to Olabisi Onabanjo University College of Science & Technology Campus, Ibogun.

Am a Relationship Manager in a reputable real estate company in Ikeja,Lagos. Contact(phone & whatsapp)- 08188958177.
Investment / Re: Is There Any Long Term Investment Or Shares I Can Buy 4 50k by ddeductive1: 2:26pm On May 08, 2016
Top of d day 2u.

Its a known fact dat Fixed Assets such as Lands & Buildings ve a HIGH propensity of appreciating as time flies.

Wit your 450k,u can get 3 plots of land @ 150K each till MAY 31. Becomes 200K as frm JUNE 1ST.

Location- comfort estate is at d popular Ibogun town in Ifo. Its behind Obasanjo Farm and close to Olabisi Onabanjo University College of Sci and Tech Campus Ibogun.

Land Measurement- 60 x 120ft

Am a Relationship Manager with a reputable real estate company in Ikeja, contact(phone & whatsapp): 08188958177
Do have a blissful day
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Vacancy Threads For 2016. by ddeductive1: 7:05pm On Jan 18, 2016
More power 2 ur elbow.

With over 5yrs exp in sales & marketing functions,pls be so kind to link me up.

Graduate of Accounting & Bus Admin,both @ upper levels.

alliswell804@yahoo.com
Education / Re: How To Study In Europe Tuition-Free: Get Our Scholarships & Tuition-Free Guides by ddeductive1: 6:35pm On Jan 18, 2016
alliswell804@yahoo.com
TX man!
Fashion / Re: Chika Ike And Yul Edochie Cover House Of Maliq February Edition by ddeductive1: 10:47pm On Sep 21, 2013
My FAVOURITE nollywood act.

Other words dat r synonymous to ds guy r: ELEGANCE,FLAIR,GRACE,POISE,DECORUM,REFINEMENT,PANACHE.....

D guy is like RED WINE 2me.

Anytime i see his pic on any movie pack,i dig in2 my pocket without probing.

U R D BOMB!!!!!!!!!
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Scores His First Premier League Goal by ddeductive1: 9:59pm On Sep 21, 2013
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!

That as a result of d goal scored by Mikel,there's bn UNUSUAL ATMOSPHERIC EVENTS,thereby causing d appearance of d "RAMADAN MOON." Due 2 this UNEXPECTED trend,in corroboration with our muslim leaders,SEPT 24TH(TUES) & 25TH(WED) v bn declared as PUBLIC HOLS by d FG.

On behalf of NIGERIA WORKERS,i say to Mikel,"MORE POWER TO YOUR ELBOW."

Pls continue to score more goals sodat there wi b more PUBLIC HOLS
Business / Re: Segun Agbaje Is 2013 African Banker Of The Year. by ddeductive1: 2:23pm On Sep 16, 2013
@ deenee.....

I concur dat u cannot satisfy ALL but u can satisfy MOST.

......though am in d oil & gas sector,in line with ur write-up,i agree wt d angle u r comi frm(dats d financial,information,tech,marketing,administrative aspects of mgt),but wats d essence of posting billions!!!!!!!!!!! when d most important aspect of mgt,dats d staff r unhappy.

Well,mgt is happy with his performance,jus like mgt is happy with arsene wenger but d fans were not,which necessitated d signing of Ozil,thereby making BOTH mgt and fans happy.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Question During Interview: Why Did You Want To Leave Your Current Employer/job? by ddeductive1: 11:06am On Sep 16, 2013
dat was y i made use of the word "MORE",suggesting that my full potentials v not bn utilized by my present company. Note,i started by showing my appreciation to my present company.

D major essence of that question bn asked,is to see whether d interviewee wi respond by slandering d reputation of his present employer.
Business / Re: Segun Agbaje Is 2013 African Banker Of The Year. by ddeductive1: 10:49am On Sep 16, 2013
how? when his staff r unhappy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: If You Are Called In For Interview, How Do You Salute/greet The Panel? by ddeductive1: 8:38am On Sep 15, 2013
I HAIL ALL OF UNA.

I BE GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OOOOOOOOOOO!

TALK TU U GUYS LATER,I WAN ENTER CHURCH
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: If You Are Called In For Interview, How Do You Salute/greet The Panel? by ddeductive1: 7:48am On Sep 15, 2013
d button issue is a form of decorum. dat is,in a sitting position,u release d buttons,while standing,u button up d 1st 2 buttons if its a 3-button suit. If its a 1-button suit,u button up while standing & vis-a-vis. ROTF anytime i see TV presenters button up their suit,esp body fitted suits when in a sitting position,especially sport presenters.

Yeah! its a MUST to wear a suit to interv,esp if u r going for a "mgt trainee" position because its part of the grading structure. Shoe colour matches ur belt(black colour is advisable), shirt colur matches @least 1of d colours of ur tie(white/sky blue NOT DEEP blue shirt, plain colour shirt + simple multi-colour tie OR stripe shirt + plain tie), ur stocking matches d colour of your suit trouser.

Dats y i advise to ALWAYS wear a black suit,black belt,black stockings,black shoe,white/SKY blue shirt, plain/simple tie,clean shave,low hair cut,simple w/watch(not d ones u c in d music industry).

4 oily face guys,b4 u leave hom,pour a little content of face powder in an hanky,"shake" d hanky 4 even distribution of d face powder,use it to rub ur face 3mins b4 ur turn.

Note,immaculate appearance radiates confidence & "vavavum" d interviewers. With dis,u r 50% tru,while d oda 50% depends on u.

U WI GET THERE IJN,ITS WELL WIT UR SOUL.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: If You Are Called In For Interview, How Do You Salute/greet The Panel? by ddeductive1: 11:44pm On Sep 14, 2013
Depends......some coys use secretaries/an interview coordinator,who will aid u opening d door. While some dont.

All in all, NEVA NEVA back d intervierwers when u want to lock d door after ur entry.

Salutation format shd b simple & brief........."gd morning sir.",even if there are two men,never say "sirs"
"gd morning sir, gd morni ma.", if u c a man & a lady interviewers

Dont sit down,until u r told to.

when u r about to sit down,release all ur suit buttons. Dont sit while ur suit buttons r sti intact.

while answering questions,make sure ur eyes meet d eyes of each of the interviewer,dats left to right,right to left

flow with d flow,gd luck man!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Question During Interview: Why Did You Want To Leave Your Current Employer/job? by ddeductive1: 11:14pm On Sep 14, 2013
Better income!!!!!!! No way a multinational or tripple A or a blue chip company wi score ur frd high. Neva neva use 'money" as ur response.


ANSWER= "I AM GRATEFUL 4D EXPERIENCE FROM MY PRESENT COMPANY,HOWEVER,I AM LOOKING 4 NEW CHALLENGES TO FURTHER DEVELOP. I AM LOOKING 4 A COMPANY WHERE I CAN CONTRIBUTE MORE WITH MY BETTER SKILLS & EXPERIENCE."

goodluck
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 14th September 2013 by ddeductive1: 10:10pm On Sep 14, 2013
Big kiss to Arsenal,cherish Ozil's deft touches & passes. Went delirious afta chelsea's loss,thk GOD,d city of lagos wi b calm 4me to drive home & also not witness my chelsea neighbour play d sound sys till 2am. Waoh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! messi na baddo,a great player indeed! He changed d game in 16secs,sure he is retaining his world best title. Barca defenders are synonymous wit d word "FIASCO",an eyesore to watch,dey need two NATURAL defenders to b d BEST AGAIN.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Top Comedians And Their Wives (Pictures) by ddeductive1: 8:18pm On Sep 10, 2013
ALL NA WASH! When i saw 4 of these ladies,ROTF. Most na make up. LIKE MY FORMER DEAN WI ALWAYS SAY,go to their homes,knock on their doors at 5am,u wi b appalled & infuriated. Thats y i keep advocatig that make-up practitioners should be paid handsomely for making "vultures/apes/chimps" look gd.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Questions Concerning Your Preferred Salary Scale During Job Interviews by ddeductive1: 10:34pm On Sep 05, 2013
ANSWER= "I DO LIKE TO HAVE THE SALARY WHICH MATCHES MY ABILITY,AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THE SALARY SCALE FOR THIS JOB DESCRIPTION."

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Fareast Mercantile Company by ddeductive1: 6:54am On Sep 05, 2013
a cousin of mine went for the area sales mgr portfolio last yr. though genuine and also ve a website. dey r into FMCG. Majorly helps FMCG companies in product penetration,visibility, and sales generation. Located opp zenith bank,adetokunbo ademola in v.i. No test, just diff stages of interviews by d "indian ogas." Dey pay so much attention on provision of ur credentials,payslips(if employed). Like most indian companies,d pay is .....,but its up to u if u feel its ok. Gdluck
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Cossy Orjiakor At Startimes Vchannel Event by ddeductive1: 6:25am On Sep 05, 2013
Thk God she wasnt in a jean,otherwise,her "measles infested skin" wud ve bn unnoticeable. RULE NUMBER 1: Never go gaga when u see ladies in jeans,u will be appalled when MOST of them are out of it.
Politics / Re: Atiku And 7 Governors Walk-out Of PDP Convention by ddeductive1: 11:42pm On Aug 31, 2013
Dont be deceived,never never never feel they are acting in our interest. Can u beat d composition of the EXCO of d so called decampees. Another RECYCLING edition of d SAME OF D SAME that impeded our national growth & dev GEOMETRICALLY. Typical reflection of wande coal's song "shey na like dis we....."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea - UEFA Super Cup 2 - 2 ( 5 - 4) Pens on 30th-08-2013 by ddeductive1: 6:57pm On Aug 31, 2013
D "SAD 1",oh sorry,d "HAPPY 1" will never stop amazing me with his contradictory,indicting,inductive reasoning & fallacious statements. After listening to his remarks after d bay/chl game,i SMH. Does he think we are still using d VHF/UHF TVs? He admitted that Ramires deserved d card,but went on to say,that EPL officials would ve allowed d game to go on. We all know that he was renowned for his disparaging statements,by slandering,defamating & bamboozling EPL officials during his last stay in chelsea. Funny to hear him complement EPL officials......hope his next nickname is not going to be "grin CONFUSED 1"

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Messi Accused Of ‘Bullying And Insulting’ Team-mates To Point Of Tears by ddeductive1: 1:36pm On Aug 31, 2013
FALLACY. Aint SAINT messi.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea - UEFA Super Cup 2 - 2 ( 5 - 4) Pens on 30th-08-2013 by ddeductive1: 1:28pm On Aug 31, 2013
D HAPPY 1 is now d SAD 1. Why is it dat anytime chelsea loses,there is calmness in d city of Lagos? And when they win,...........alcoholic bottles become "aircrafts"

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