₦airaland Forum

helinues:
Even the educated one's amongst them always behave like ageberos

yes, but how many r there?

supportnija:
Rubbish, police are Nigerians, some of our professor are in prison for misappropriation, Remember Niger delta commission saga is that man not a professor? 99% of Nigerians are sick and mentally detail .

yes, we're corrupt. but which do u prefer-
giving weapons to men who lack education of ur rights, or to graduates?

csn01:
even in Nigerian Army?
You are dreaming.

I can understand 4 d army, but y so 4 d police, who have to know d constitution?

6sco:
Hnd / Bsc should be the certificate required to wield arms as an officer in the Nigerian police force going forward. Ond, Ssce and co should be given baton, whistle nd bicyle.

wot do dey do in developed nations?

I know it's hardly a panacea, but how much education do policemen have?
you thoughts are welcome.

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- Employed; Job- what you do
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- 50-100,000
- >100,000
Religion-
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- passions (watching football, playing football, knitting, death metal, etc)
- perspectives (or politics- liberal, strict, easy going, sai baba, etc)
Interests/hobbies-
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Note-
You're expected to have both whatsapp and facebook accounts.
You're advised to do at least 2 video chats AND check their Facebook account before proceeding with a proper date- even for hookups.
Anyone with excuses, less than 100 friends OR less than 1 year on FB is likely fake.
This is an attempt to foster relations among Nairalanders.
Info used at your own risk, so be sensible.
Act responsibly and enjoy

Carlyscales:
we no get ur time jaree

dey there the use mirror find wetin de ur hand

mtcheew !!

after u don do "em, em, em" finish ba?
lol

d guy don quiet, because him understand.
but u want to do voltron 4 him abi?
and how many other states declared surplus, dt ur bringing dem in2 dis gist?
yet another attempt to distract from d topic, ryt
now, lemme school u small-
a surplus is money in excess, declared as profit by companies.
how does a govt say there was money left over from d year's budget?
only if u planned for fewer projects.
or earned more from taxes.
so tell me- how could LASG make more money, when borders were closed for half of d year?
and when was Lagos budget signed into law, to have had 89billion surplus?
here's d joker-
when did samwo-olu bcom gov?
Mr. defender of d universe, ansa o.

deomelo:
Ask yourself, do you think the funds generated by the state is kept somewhere where to show you everyday when you ask them to show you the money? Was that a sane and realistic question?

What the poster was trying to explain to you is the fact that the money is tied to the state's daily activities from the projects they fund, the salaries they pay, the programs and policies they fund, the agencies and institutions they operate, the bills and the vendors they pay and so on.

If your question was a sane and realistic question, why not ask the other 35 states in Nigeria to show you their money, at least they are all collect monthly allocations, IGR, derivations and so on.

plaindealer:
lol @ rotten and decayed abia ipobs.

Do you ask for the billions when LASG commission projects? When they pay salaries, when they fund the best state institutions in Nigeria, when the build roads, schools, hospitals, bridges, pay bills, pay vendors and so on and so on?

Even sef, shouldn't you be more concerned about your kerosene and wheelbarrow useless governors and your rotten and decayed abia?

Your states are the poorest in Nigeria and in exchange for your billions in allocations, they gave you 1 gallon of kerosene, buit you never asked them what they are doing with your billions.

Sometimes, it's like you people walk on your brains.

Bunch of brainless and goofy characters.

lol
its such a pity.
so, after all I asked, u curved like messi and did hand of God like maradona?
just to dodge question?
do u need me to repeat it for u?
u seem to be intelligent, but-
are u just really slow?
answer, or shut up.

osamz007:
sorry man

lol isok
WIA D CHALLENGERS NA?!

osamz007:
I will slap your mouth and it will swell

shu!
y na
bros, isnor lydat o

orisa37:
THE 1999 CONSTITUTION AND THE EXCLUSIVE LIST THERE IN CONSTITUTE THE CRACKS.

ONLY A PRESIDENT WITH MILITARY TRAINING CAN PASS THROUGH IT WITHOUT ENCOUNTERING COUP..

GOD IN HEAVEN BLESSES HUMANS BY THEIR DEMANDS IN PRAYERS. HE CREATED HEAVEN AND EARTH AND THEIR FULNESS AND ALLOW HUMANS TO PLOUGH THEM WITHOUT ANY FORM OF DICTATION.

THE 1999 CONSTITUTION AND ITS EXCLUSIVE LIST GIVES RISE TO CRACKS THAT ALLOW RIFA-RUGA ISLAMISATION FULANISATION AND ANARCHY POLICY TO CREEP EASILY INTO OUR COMMUNITIES, SOCIETIES, TRIBES AND ETHNIC ENCLAVES WITH INDISCRIMINATE RUDENESS AND IMPUNITY.

THE 1999 CONSTITUTION MAKES MR. PRESIDENT A TIN-GOD THAT SEES ITSELF UNCHALLENGEABLE. ONLY OBASANJO COULD WADE THROUGH IT FOR EIGHT YEARS EVEN WITH A RECALCITRANT VP WITHOUT A COUP. IF YARADUA DIDN'T DIE, HE WOULDN'T HAVE LASTED FOR EIGHT YEARS. GOOD LUCK WAS HARASSED OUT OF OFFICE BECAUSE OF THE EXCLUSIVE LIST CRACKS.

ACCEPTING APREC-AUTONOMOUS POLICING RESOURCING AND ELECTIONEERING CONTROL FOR OUR 36 CONSTITUTIONAL STATES AND LIMITING F.G TO F LG IS THE SIMPLEST WAY NOW TO MEND THESE CRACKS.

ALUTA CONTINUA.

hm
so, gej was right?
we're in trouble

SlayerForever:
Fight go sup here

it's really scary, how the residents of a supposedly enlightened state seem to be struck with perpetual cowardice.
abeg lagosians, u guys should show ur agidi o!

Okoroawusa:
What's with all these Lagos threads up n down?

You think that will make us vote in PDP in Lagos?

God forbid bad thing!!!

how on earth did u link PDP to the questions?
have u got an answer, u u just want to distract from the topic?

Mace0lane:
This post is from a lunatic from the wretched South, the poverty capital of the South yet he isn't concerned about the poverty ravaging his own land of Alaigbo rather he n his father are opening thread all over NL over a faraway land they need to cross 7 mountains n seas to arrive. I weak for the level of foolishness displayed by you O OP.

Tnx 4 ur insults.
single question, u failed WOEFULLY to answer.
anyway, u have been reported.
next!

"We Had A Budget Surplus Of ₦89 Billion In 2019", Lagos State government.

how can a state with such a huge infrastructural deficit be claiming surplus? you people didn't have anything to spend the money on?! shuo!

leave out mass housing o. fashola already told us all that poor people should leave his state. but-

how many of you have good roads, pipe borne water, functional clinics in your town, conducive schools or good transportation near you?

ur tertiary institutions nko? state hospitals nko?

how can you have a surplus of 89 BILLION NAIRA, when Lagos is the pure water capital of the world?!

or, am I wrong

abeg, sombodi should ep me o!

lalasticlala, keep off.
quarrel dey ground

osinbajo spoke, arewa warned him.
but both agree to the presence of real, serious problems.
what are they and their sources?
only after knowing AND understanding the issues can we seek solutions.
the floor is open.
and do try to curb your glib tongue.
seun, lalasticlala-
contribute.

better have ur proof o!

oya na.

#apcisclean

is this woman normal?
a 19 yo who just finished secondary school is who she's dated?!
aunty, r u a sugar mummy?

serious talk tho-
which lady in their right mind expects a 27yo who's just started work to be 'responsible'?
new freedom, new source of income, new experiences to be had -
but he should instead be looking for a woman to hang on his neck?
did u conveniently 4get dt he has a family who put him thru school and must now take up some responsibilities at home?
and this is even for the very few who have a GOOD job o!

bad energy, stay far away!

meanwhile, let's define the 'responsibility' she's after-
r we talking about savings and investments, or spending his hard earned money on her?
and a smart guy can do all she listed and still make good, clean money.

so, blame ur society that prevented him from owning a game console in his youth; blame your parents who failed to train u properly- dating 19 year olds, instead of building ur own future; blame social media that permits freedom of mediocre expression; finally, blame urself for misusing ur data, instead of developing ur mind.
in the end, look for ur spec and stop ranting on social media-
even agbero dey mari wife!

* drops mike, swags out

TheAfricaQueen:
And that makes it better?? After they are discharged what next? How do they cater for their families?

I am not quarrelling with you Oh! I am just annoyed that we Nigerian have been conditioned to suffer and accept the barest minimum or failures from our leaders.

ha!

lala, coman seprait fyt o!

dis anty wanto bit me finish!

lala, lala na!

dis is insane.
how do u run a presidency without a cos?
who's coordinating affairs in aso rock?!

every single one of u has skewed, warped, utterly misplaced priorities..
na so China take great, abi?
las las, una brain go reset.
#lazynigerianyouths

TheAfricaQueen:
Treating patients or allowing the disease take its course? Generally fit and healthy people will recover after 7-14 days, so they are isolated and tested again after 14 days. No treatment involved not in Nigeria anyway, Nigeria has very few ventilators and they are reserved for the Elite.

ehn, ok

but at least dem dey give dem food to chop!

TheAfricaQueen:
The COVID-19 funds have been shared, looted and ferried into loot havens abroad. That is why the government removed the lockdown, there is no money left.

Haba na

shey it's money they're using to treat patients, abi?

JOACHINpedro:
Even that small girl's #2325 donation was looted.
Heartless people

ROFLMAO!!!

how many of u listened to femi adesina yesterday on Nigeria info?
as in, my guy no just send all d voking, as boys dey para!
and today?
wailing wailers dey wail, sey govment dey chop wetin pipu donate for dis awa diziz mata.
lol, dem wan trak covid19 funds, shey?
wen dem cari dry fruit wey saudi donate give idp dem, begin sell am for maket-
how many of una wail ontop d mata?
how many twinta pipu sey who do am musto go jail?
countries wey get sense dey shia palliatif-
Nigerians sef dey find palliatif.
unserious, lazy pipu.
abeg, play Lagbaja 200 million mumu for me jare, sombodi!
na now una second base wan stat.

iamloyalty:
Please which is better? saving acount, fix deposit and current account which will generate more interest in the Nigeria banks.
Mode push to front page please.

compare d inflation rate with d minimum amount for d best FD rate.
when u see how much ur losing per month/year- based on ur investment amount- gain some wisdom:
go invest in a high turnover business or convert to dollars.
nairas going down d rabbit hole.
a word is enough.

lol
lagosians & centre of excellence.
see all of dem, shufrin an shmilin!
speak up for ur rights, they refuse.
isok, make una leave dis gist, dey inside sun.
a people gets the leaders they deserve.
God will soon send ur messiah.
wait small, eh?
hin dey com

hakeem4:
Most buses are under maintenance. Once they are fixed, i believe the government will roll them out

new buses r under maintenance?
kindly explain

post lockdown chaos-
20 passengers per lagbus.
inflated prices.
crowded, inadequate bus stops.
small buses (danfos) without any enforcement of rules.
and the virus keeps spreading.

yet, hundreds, HUNDREDS of new lagbuses lie fallow, collecting dust and demurrage.
so, LASG tell us-
where are #ambodesbuses?

mods, front page so we get answers.