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Ibime:
Unproductive Willian - 37 EPL goals in 7 years

Productive Iniesta - 35 LaLiga goals in 16 years

Keep leading your fans astray

Lana1:
Cant dirty this linen abeg. Most expensive keeper like me.
How much do they even pay me to be diving anyhow. Mi o le wa ku!

Make Chelsea fans free Kepa joor. I dunno why they are shedding crocodile tears

Kepa in La liga: 31 games, 44 goals conceded

Kepa in EPL: 33 games, 47 goals conceded

Similar stats, but it's Chelsea FC who played the fool by splashing 70m on him.

Lana1 come here o. DDG has done it again

tesppidd:
Griezman and Dembele were the hopes we had.
Unfortunately they can't even deputise.

Bro, forget shit. Let Barcelona bring in a solid manager who will return us to our main style of play and not the pathetic tactics we've been running since 2017. You'll see Griezmann and Dembele blossom than ever before.

Not all these useless coaches we've been appointing since the exit of Enrique. These less than average coaches that Messi always makes them look like world-class and the clueless board would think all is well.

Baddestguyp:
Anyone that still defends Seiten ehn...Seiten must go before UCL resumes...I've been saying this since February... #SeitenOut

Yes he's not our only problem but he needs to go first...we will definitely lose to Napoli if Seiten remains as coach

The problem with Barcelona is more than just sacking Seiten. We need to get rid of some over-pampered players who are dropping poor performances. That's what Guardiola did to Ronaldinho and Deco.

We also néed to get rid of that pathetic #PasstoMessi tactics that I've been crying about since 2017.

Unlimited22:
Correct guy!!! Abeg help me ask Lana1, say if DDG die tomorrow, say abeg, na wetin kill am

Lana1, don't bother to shalaye. Answer the question with just one word.

Skimpledawg:
Kepa >>>>>> DeGea

Lana1, show your face

Ter Stergen with MOTM performance.

Kepa and Chelsea

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Lana1:

They really paid 70mill for this guy and made him the most expensive in the world.
The guy dey always bust my brain. Love seeing him start games for Chelsea.

If ball no slip through him fingers, it'll slip under his armpit.


Debroslink shey na person wey wan keep for Sapin in next years Euros be this? I laugh in Kafanchan!

Lol... We still dey settle the matter o

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FirstbornWds:
Btw, how come nobody is talking about S. Roberto brilliance from the midfield today?

Because Roberto is as inconsistent as Nepa.

Very nice 1st half.

homesteady:
In all of this, we thank Atum or is it Otem for Puig. He is the only positive thing that is coming out from the club right now.

E be like say you still never understand the problem of "big boys" in Barcelona. Puig is only playing because De Jong is injured. Once he's OK, they will forget Puig on the bench.

I don't know what Fati was doing on the bench while Vidal was dropping disaster performance. Fati came on, and he had more impact for few minutes than Suarez who played the whole 90.

Lana1:
Clean sheet na clean sheet. Stegen played against 17th place Vigo last week and swallowed another 2. At this rate, we wont need an autopsy

My guy, drop matter. Everyone knows the autopsy of Barcelona is poor management.

Lana1:
Sir Debroslink sir. Another CS for De Gea today.

Meanwhile Stegen don already swallow two. If Stegen die wetin cause am?

DDG against Brighter Grammer team

I'll pass.

homesteady:
Who has seen some clips of Messi shunning the Ass. Coach and Rakitic fuming at another coach during the match against Celta?

I would have taken it as normal stuff, but there has been reports of players having issues with the Coach.

I wouldn't be surprised. Players power play is just too much at Barcelona, especially when they don see Coach wey never win any trophy for him life. SMH

The bold didn't start today. That's the reason some players can NEVER be substituted in matches even when they play rubbish.

Now they wanna add another Panic Pjanic to the team.

Carbon2Oxide:
ALMIGHTY ATM

Na Camp Nou. We go win that one.

Lana1:
Lol. Na debroslink start am.

As it stands, De Gea - 31 league goals conceded. Stegen - 33.

Stegen currently leading on who's more useless between the two.

You don't wanna start this again. Do you? You and I know that Stegen shits on DDG in heaven, on earth and in hell.

biomustry:
Your fellow culer got married today, pray for us my people

Congratulations! Happy married life my brother

Na camp nou we go dey form Voltron. Away matches against any decent team always end in disaster.

La liga is now in Madrid's hands.

See as Rafinha dey run wild on our midfield.

Lana1:
Debroslink padi mi. If Stegen die, wetin cause am?

Na management board kill am

Ibukzy:
gawd you are funny,
Are insinuating that Griezmann don't know what to do with the ball when he has it
Griezmann is a key player for france and was for atletico madrid and had scored 14 goals this season for the club
Griezmann has the best movement off the ball in the squad, but we ain't utilizing it

You are one of the very few sensible Barcelona fans on this thread. Jpmoriarti is my man too, but he dey drink fermented palm wine sometimes

Ibukzy:
You are wrong
we do have players who can take responsibility, the only problem here is lack of trust, there was a lot of time in which Griezmann do make a run into space but was obviously ignored by Suarez, Alba and Vidal

yeah when Puig came on he didn't join the charade of #passtoMessi
and that is what leads to our only goal
Griezmann was not ineffective but was ignored it is Suarez i would say was ineffective.

Yeah, but not all the time, there was an instance in the match where Messi was crowded and Vidal still tries to pass to Messi even when there were players in a very good position to pass the ball to.

You dey watch ball.

jpmoriarti:
Yeah someone like Debroslink.

He only visits the thread on occasions when the team drops points to justify and continue his #PassToMessi tirade. Like are we supposed to throw Messi away, so the players won't pass ball to him or something?

He's got a point though. Other players are supposed to take and assume more responsibility on the field but dude is now overkilling it. Everything he says is now a cliché!

Remarkably, you don't see him around this thread whenever the team manages to grab all 3 points. You begin to wonder if he wishes the team goes down, so he can feel justified?

Ogbeni hold it right there. If players become self-reliant, and Messi scores just 20 goals per season while we win treble, he will still win Balon d or. Why? Because he's the GOAT.

When I attack #PASSTOMESSI tactics, I am attacking the institution called FC Barcelona for destroying careers and building all the attacks on just Messi.

The foolish tactics has failed in key matches against decent teams especially when we are away. And if you are angry because I'm speaking against our style of play, then...

homesteady:
The question should be how many of our signings haven't turned out mediocre? Most of these players were doing so well in their previous clubs, but they came to Barcelona and their level of play dropped.

The system is rotten. It's this same rotten system that wants to bring another 30 something year old player.

Besides, Arthur was playing good when he came... I don't know when he became bad that the club want to easily dispose him.

PasstoMessi tactics is the reason young and enterprising players cannot grow in the Barcelona system.

Bring Bernado Silva and Debruyne to play this tactics and they will flop. Why? Because they can't express themselves, they can't create, they have to #PasstoMessi even when the net is opened or when Messi is already crowded and other players are free.

And even the Messi they are passing to is on a decline. We are gradually going back to the era of early 2000.

"He's got the whole world in his hands".

Wyatt family Bray Wyatt is back.

If Strowman doesn't co-operate with Wyatt at extreme rules, he's gonna get The Fiend.

tesppidd:
What is this Nama talking about.?

Messi has got 36 goals out of 38 games against Sevilla.

Abeg forget that dude. He's not in the same league with jokerman, Krasid, usbcable, purpl3

Lana1, as he don survive Corona, if DDG die, abeg wetin kill am?

lilfort:
ronaldo didnt take penalty
so i dont want haters to run their mouth

He played the 1st pk in post lockdown and lost.

He was probably waiting to take the last pk in the final and claim all the glory for himself.

Well, I can say that Otis has already cashed his MITB briefcase. He's no longer a threat to McIntyre.

Otis dey enjoy o. See my crush crushing on him.


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