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LiteratureRe: MY Police Life (short Story By Faithful Don) by Decapo: 5:01pm On Dec 10, 2013
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RomanceRe: I Just Discover My Online Girlfriend Has Moustache, Plz Advise Me by Decapo: 9:59pm On Dec 09, 2013
nerodenero: Chairman, your English make me fall from my chair because of laughter oooo. Please, tell me say na fun you dey have and no be say you no sabi grin grin grin grin because if you no sabi, two things are involved: it is either your teacher for elementary school no sabi at all or you sef dull pass Abdull grin grin grin
Or hin 1st Engleesh ticha dead earlier
Car TalkRe: Free Driving Lessons For 20 People by Decapo: 6:56pm On Dec 09, 2013
Hmmmm...ok me sef dey organise free driving training
SportsRe: We ‘ll Fight Nigeria For 2nd Place – Bosnia Coach by Decapo(op): 12:17pm On Dec 09, 2013
[quote author=na_so]we should take it easy o.
BH is not an easy team as many nigerians are quick to believe. that is where vedad ibisevic and edin dzeko come from. These are 2 deadly strikers that will trouble any defense any day.

One thing BH will be playing IRAN the confirmed weeping boys of the group in their last game, they would have known the scoreline between NIGERIA and IRAN. So their strategy will be simple. minise the lose margine against argentina. Play Nigeria for atleast a draw and wipe IRAN silly. Trust me, Nigerian team may not just see the big picture and fail to get a huge scoreline against IRAN which will be very key here.[/quote]Bro u mean Boko Haram?
Jokes EtcRe: Different Types Of Call Summaries by Decapo: 9:46am On Dec 09, 2013
No frontpage material again on NL
Christianity EtcRe: Happy Birthday To Our Blessed Virgin Mary- Feast Of Immaculate Conception by Decapo: 6:39am On Dec 09, 2013
Happy birthday
SportsRe: We ‘ll Fight Nigeria For 2nd Place – Bosnia Coach by Decapo(op): 6:36am On Dec 09, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Nigerian is fighting fo first place na. They can fight Argentina for second[/quote]Help me tell d yellow he-goat that
SportsWe ‘ll Fight Nigeria For 2nd Place – Bosnia Coach by Decapo(op): 6:08am On Dec 09, 2013
Saft Susic
Bosnia Herzegovina coach Saft Susic has
already conceded Brazil 2014 Group F
leadership to former champions, Argentina
even before the first ball is kicked.
Meanwhile the Iran coach Carlos Queiroz has
acknowledged Nigeria as strong opposition
after his team were placed in the same group
as the African champions in Friday’s World Cup
draw.
Soon after the
draw held in Brazil
Friday, the coach
who will be
leading his country
to the Mundial for
the first time said,
“Argentina is the
favorite in the
group. We will
fight for the
second place with
Nigeria.”
The Bosnia sweat
merchant claimed he has limited knowledge
about Iran but said he will not underrate
them. “I don’t know much about Iran and
Nigeria, but I know that Nigeria played
frequently at the World Cups and we should
not underestimate Iran. We have good chances
of making it to the second round. When I see
whom Croatia has drawn, we have to be happy
with our group.”
Don’t write us off — Iran coach
Iran coach Carlos Queiroz has acknowledged
Nigeria as strong opposition after his team
were placed in the same group as the African
champions in Friday’s World Cup draw.
Queroiz stated that Nigeria are a good team,
but was quick to warn that it would be wrong
for anyone to write his team off.
“Nigeria are playing very well at the moment,”
Queroiz said after Friday’s draw.
“Playing in the World Cup is an opportunity
for every participating team, and based on
this, it will be wrong for anybody to write off
any team.”
The other teams that make up Group F are
Argentina and Bosnia-Herzogovinia


www.vanguardngr.com/2013/12/ll-fight-nigeria-2nd-place-bosnia-coach/

BusinessMultiple Taxation Cause Businesses To Fail - FIRS by Decapo(op): 12:38am On Dec 09, 2013
Federal Inland Revenue Services (FIRS), has blamed the failure of some businesses in the country on multiple taxation. Mr . Koffi Abassi, the Head, Micro and Small Tax Payers Department, said this at the 2013 National Revenue summit organised by Centre for Economic Research and Development.

The summit sought to explore ways to improve revenue generation, allocation and monitoring in the three tiers of government. He said that one of the factors contributing to multiple taxation was the contracting of private agents by some states to collect taxes on commission basis.

Abassi said that though it could be argued that the practice had resulted in improve debt recovery rate for some states, it however had a negative effect on the economy.

He said that one of the negative effects was the allegation of imposition of multiple charges on innocent businesses.

“When you use tax contractors you virtually have less control over their modus operandi. They are interested in using the means they feel expedient to get more commission even when the method applied is wrong. Because of all these, the National Economic Council (NEC) made up of the 36 governors and former heads of states among others recently resolved to abolish the use of tax contractors in the country. This is because of the perceived burden on citizens due to multiplicity of taxes imposed by these tax contractors,” he said. Abassi advised states that want to use tax contractors to only engage them to play advisory roles.

He said that they could be also engaged in capacity building and education of the informal sector on the importance of paying tax. Mr Omar Hambagda, former Chairman, Senate Committee on Ethics, Code of Conduct and Privileges said the legislature’s most important role was its function in budgetary allocations. Hambagda in a paper on the role of the legislature in appropriating funds for government use said that legislative control of the country’s finances was meant to curb the excesses of the executive.

“The legislature has the final say in appropriating funds as they represent the people, therefore, better equipped to direct resources to areas that are most beneficial to them. “The legislature can approve or reject out rightly, any demand for appropriation of funds, or accept it with modification and amendments when it deems it necessary,” he said.

Participants were drawn from State Houses of Assembles, Local Governments Councils, States and Local Government Boards of Internal Revenue Service, among others.
www.vanguardngr.com/2013/12/businesses-fail-firs/
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Decapo: 10:44pm On Dec 08, 2013
experimentist: "Jankara market, oya everybody wake up. Agbe kpo, Operation sweep, oya carry broom. Operation state pan, hold sometin" the house speaker announced loudly while scratching a tin of milk on the floor making a very loud unpleasant noise. "Everybody panji, no noise, if you make noise, you go jam am.. If you jam am, you go use head carry am" he continued. 'Agbekpo' means 'paint rubber of sh'it carrier who is charged with the task of disposing the sh'it.. The gate is open for only agbekpos of all the cells in the prison at 7am.. They're all to empty the shyte, wash the container and come back within 10mins. Failure to return with d stipulated time will attract another punishment. Nobody is allowed to go out of the cell untill around 10am except some senior inmates who are given a little privilege to roam around d cell. Some them even wash uniforms for the warders and get paid. Some of them do shoe shinning job etc for d warders..

"Peee peee peeee peeee peee" a warder came blowing whistle around which means all inmates can go for an hour break from 10am-11am. I got out of my cell, walked down towards the entrance of the ward. Just before I got to the entrance, I heard a voice calling from behind "skul, skul, I looked back, it was one of my colleague in a falsely accused crime called 'AA'. 'Skull is the nickname I got since I was a kid and a video games freak. I was nicknamed after a character called 'skull' in 'captain america (we go yarn dat another day). "Guy, hw far" I greeted AA with a frown on my face. "O boy dis place na die oh" I said to him as I notice some bruises on his face. "Omo how far, e be like say dem don kpokpo you for that cell oh" I said jokingly. He nodded in affirmation "you wan try? Those guy na criminals and killers for that cell I swear" he added. "Ah! Thank God say wicked people no dey my cell o, na so-so flex we dey flex" I said. "If to say I knw I for tell dem talk say I be muslim, at least dem no go beat me like for our cell" I regretted being a christian that day.. LOL!



Omo to type no easy oh, yeeeeeee! I dey come.
Typing no easy o bro...I don dey doze off as I dey here...welldone
RomanceRe: My Husband Spoke About My Username On Nairaland by Decapo: 10:06pm On Dec 08, 2013
BIGVAJINA: actually, its my husband that introduced me..but never told him about my id here. recently we were discussing some of the ids on here and he insulted mine (bigvajina). do you think i must confess to him now?
So its u abi...its over btw us
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Decapo: 10:00pm On Dec 08, 2013
elijah24: this is very real,nigeria police have done alot of damage to so many good citizens of dis country ,god ll help us out.my brother thans for the enlightenment kudos
Wat do u mean bro? Op a good citizen? Person wey dey smoke WEED no be cigar o publicly
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Decapo: 9:55pm On Dec 08, 2013
experimentist: grin u beta go work o. No come talk say na me mek dem sack u.
Oya abeg con finish dis tori na, make I quick sleep dis nyt
Jokes EtcRe: Patience Jonathan On Mandela's Death by Decapo(op): 9:49pm On Dec 08, 2013
ckkris: No need coming down to their level. Remember its their culture to curse, from the 5am road traffic, throughout the day.
Sick
Jokes EtcRe: Patience Jonathan On Mandela's Death by Decapo(op): 9:41pm On Dec 08, 2013
Billyonaire: You need to start insulting your mother, if you do not do that now, it wont augur well with you. Always remember that.
Dude U sound pained! The last time I checked...u weren't related to her and this topic is in the joke section...if u know u wanna insult then get ur stinking a$$ off here...onye beribe
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Decapo: 9:37pm On Dec 08, 2013
Broda quick come back o...u must finish dis tori dis nyt o....or I won't goto work tomorrow
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Decapo: 9:34pm On Dec 08, 2013
Buoyantic: Ooooooooh finish this thing or I go deactivate my account...
How I wish I can help u wit it
Jokes EtcPatience Jonathan On Mandela's Death by Decapo(op): 9:19pm On Dec 08, 2013
Patience Jonathan's speech on Mandela's Death..."It is with great hurtfulness that we feel the die of Nelson Mandela a greatness man...His die will never be forgotten,we wish his family many mourning for years to come. His die is felt by us all"
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Decapo: 8:53pm On Dec 08, 2013
Oh God! Where z dis man now...my mb wud finish now...I've been refreshing since o
FashionRe: Can You SHINE With An Aba Made Product by Decapo: 8:08pm On Dec 08, 2013
I facebook'ed ur mom
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Decapo: 4:19pm On Dec 08, 2013
Where dis man.chi dey nw
SportsRe: Enyeama's Run Ends by Decapo: 3:21pm On Dec 08, 2013
Not вα∂ tho....he's still on point
RomanceRe: My Gf Mum Is Inlove With Me. Pls Help by Decapo: 12:44pm On Dec 08, 2013
I don't know why this doesn't happen to me...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle (0 - 1) On 7th December 2013 by Decapo: 3:07pm On Dec 07, 2013
[quote author=dotcom_na_me_na_me]Decapo don run away[/quote]Am still here dude...wassup wif dis ur obama?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle (0 - 1) On 7th December 2013 by Decapo: 3:07pm On Dec 07, 2013
Yes wats new?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle (0 - 1) On 7th December 2013 by Decapo: 2:54pm On Dec 07, 2013
jimmy4x: who be ur highest goal scorer, if u no get enuf goals, shey na defendig or possession u wan take carry leaguehuh if Aguero no score dt die minute goal two seasons ago, no be man u for carry leaguehuh
Broda u no get wetin I dey talk ba?

I say we buy Van Persie, we no borrow am and e dey do wetin we buy am for...na to score goals we buy am for last season and he's doing his service...

any problem??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle (0 - 1) On 7th December 2013 by Decapo: 2:52pm On Dec 07, 2013
haffaze: [color=#006600][/color]
I gat ur back
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle (0 - 1) On 7th December 2013 by Decapo: 2:51pm On Dec 07, 2013
jimmy4x: lol, u nd ur yeye nose, shey na once u dey baff per dayhuh especially inside ds heat abi na Canada u dey?
U sha want make we know say u too dey feel heat abi...kpele o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle (0 - 1) On 7th December 2013 by Decapo: 2:50pm On Dec 07, 2013
johnstar: u stil gt mowt dey talk, dm go flog una again for home tongue tongue
Are u watching d match or u following dotcom's prediction?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle (0 - 1) On 7th December 2013 by Decapo: 2:48pm On Dec 07, 2013
haffaze: i pity all dis united fans oooooo
I pity ur a$$

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