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Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by 360command: 10:00pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
elijah24: this is very real,nigeria police have done alot of damage to so many good citizens of dis country ,god ll help us out.my brother thans for the enlightenment kudosserious harm to good citizens of the country,they(bad 9ja police) do die in service. I hate those police men who sees young boys on the street and decide packing them inside their bus because of what they term as 'illegal gathering'. 1 Like |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Nobody: 10:02pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Kingtim: While we are wait for the op to complete the story, just enjoy my joke. And this was supposed to be a joke?? Chai Ur supposed joke don spoil my mood. I noe dey read again. Gd nyt!!! 1 Like |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by SugaryBelle(f): 10:13pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
experimentist: Nope! I was on ATM (awaiting trial).haha,i was joking nah |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Kingtim(m): 10:19pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Oghos1:shuo.. Why are u so pained.... Na me put u for the one wey u dey |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by experimentist: 10:19pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
"Jankara market, oya everybody wake up. Agbe kpo, Operation sweep, oya carry broom. Operation state pan, hold sometin" the house speaker announced loudly while scratching a tin of milk on the floor making a very loud unpleasant noise. "Everybody panji, no noise, if you make noise, you go jam am.. If you jam am, you go use head carry am" he continued. 'Agbekpo' means 'paint rubber of sh'it carrier who is charged with the task of disposing the sh'it.. The gate is open for only agbekpos of all the cells in the prison at 7am.. They're all to empty the shyte, wash the container and come back within 10mins. Failure to return with d stipulated time will attract another punishment. Nobody is allowed to go out of the cell untill around 10am except some senior inmates who are given a little privilege to roam around d cell. Some them even wash uniforms for the warders and get paid. Some of them do shoe shinning job etc for d warders.. "Peee peee peeee peeee peee" a warder came blowing whistle around which means all inmates can go for an hour break from 10am-11am. I got out of my cell, walked down towards the entrance of the ward. Just before I got to the entrance, I heard a voice calling from behind "skul, skul, I looked back, it was one of my colleague in a falsely accused crime called 'AA'. 'Skull is the nickname I got since I was a kid and a video games freak. I was nicknamed after a character called 'skull' in 'captain america (we go yarn dat another day). "Guy, hw far" I greeted AA with a frown on my face. "O boy dis place na die oh" I said to him as I notice some bruises on his face. "Omo how far, e be like say dem don kpokpo you for that cell oh" I said jokingly. He nodded in affirmation "you wan try? Those guy na criminals and killers for that cell I swear" he added. "Ah! Thank God say wicked people no dey my cell o, na so-so flex we dey flex" I said. "If to say I knw I for tell dem talk say I be muslim, at least dem no go beat me like for our cell" I regretted being a christian that day.. LOL! Omo to type no easy oh, yeeeeeee! I dey come. 5 Likes |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Nobody: 10:24pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Kingtim: shuo.. Why are u so pained.... Na me put u for the one wey u dey Lol. Itz called banter. Btw. U happen to be my namesake |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by bighead1(m): 10:35pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
@OP in fact, I comment my reserve |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by To5man(m): 10:36pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
interesting Buh I get paper tomorrow |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Decapo: 10:44pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
experimentist: "Jankara market, oya everybody wake up. Agbe kpo, Operation sweep, oya carry broom. Operation state pan, hold sometin" the house speaker announced loudly while scratching a tin of milk on the floor making a very loud unpleasant noise. "Everybody panji, no noise, if you make noise, you go jam am.. If you jam am, you go use head carry am" he continued. 'Agbekpo' means 'paint rubber of sh'it carrier who is charged with the task of disposing the sh'it.. The gate is open for only agbekpos of all the cells in the prison at 7am.. They're all to empty the shyte, wash the container and come back within 10mins. Failure to return with d stipulated time will attract another punishment. Nobody is allowed to go out of the cell untill around 10am except some senior inmates who are given a little privilege to roam around d cell. Some them even wash uniforms for the warders and get paid. Some of them do shoe shinning job etc for d warders..Typing no easy o bro...I don dey doze off as I dey here...welldone |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by experimentist: 10:46pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Pls guys I will post the rest tmrw morning. More stroies to write. More interesting points also. Thnk u all! 2 Likes |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Nobody: 10:46pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Thank God you have gained your freedom, it could happen to anyone, some innocent people are being arrested and jailed just because police don't do their work properly. Our judiciary system get as e be in this country ooooo. I would have loved to follow this thread till morning but I have to go to bed now as I have to go to work tomorrow. @ OP ..... Stay out of trouble and don't smoke Igbo(cannabis) anymore. God be with you. 1 Like |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by ChiSun27(m): 10:49pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Meeehnnn!!!! I almost choked yle readn dis...God 4bid bad thng. |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by EagleNest(m): 10:53pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Nigeria as a nation is HELL already, and Nigeria prison is bottom-less pit! I pity the OP. |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by bitingcool: 11:02pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Unbelievable!!!! U sure got me laffing my heart out. To have carried ur 'waste' there is unimaginable. Once again, I hail the people of NL efilefun: [color=#000099][/color][b][/b]Last week monday morning I went to the bank to use ATM and fill some forms sha (so I could receive alert) on my way out I was stopped by some policemen, next thing I heard was " what's in ur possession" I smiled and told them my phones and the money I went to withdraw from the atm, next thing I heard was "you go follow us reach station, we don dey find u tey tey u this criminal" I was surprised and kept laughing cuz I knew there was nothing implicating on me so I followed them, immediately we got there they collected my phone and went thru the messages and phone numbers, immediately they saw my girlz number and those of my elder brothers, (since they out of the country) next thing they said was it belongs to white people I have been "scamming" I told them to cool down so I could show them our conversations but they refused They were like no nigerian girl answers "MI AMOR" then I told them to dial those numbers and if they speak yoruba to anybody who picks the call and didn't respond back they should lock me up but they refused cuz all they wanted was the money they found on me, Dem slap me tire, they kept shouting confess!!! One of dem even hit me with a stick on my stomach.... Immediately I pretend like say I don faint, They were scared but immediately they changed the story that their father was a criminal cuz they believed anything could happen to me @ the long run they released me after collecting the whole 15k I went to withdraw at the bank... I went back to the police station around 8pm on getting there they've closed their office but the window was opened I had a poly bag filled with "my poo' mixed with urine and I poured it inside that same office where I was been tortured, sure this morning dem go dey wash rug like , I also marked the face of the 1 wey hit me with stick, hin time go come soon. |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by arowstev2000: 11:23pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
experimentist: Pls guys I will post the rest tmrw morning. More stroies to write. More interesting points also. Thnk u all!y did u start what u will nt b able to finish.......well tanks for sharin xperience I must nt get invovle |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by koboko69: 11:34pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
OP is either waffi or Benin. I dey wait for THE END! experimentist: Pls guys I will post the rest tmrw morning. More stroies to write. More interesting points also. Thnk u all! |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Numerouuuno: 11:40pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
It would do you more good to change your friends and start making good ones. You have an above average command of the English language and write well,i don't know why you wanna derail your life by smoking weeds?what if you run mad out of addiction?"Na yaba left case be dat o" Please,think of the future and start making good use of your life,May God help you. Goodluck man. 8 Likes |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Nobody: 11:53pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
All these stories about how messed up the system is due to corruption and indiscipline and some people will still fight against having a man like Buhari at the helm of the country to bring sanity to it. May God help you guys in that hell hole. 1 Like |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Nobody: 11:54pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
EagleNest: Nigeria as a nation is HELL already, and Nigeria prison is bottom-less pit! I pity the OP. I pity the whole directionless country and its inhabitants. |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by macjive01: 12:01am On Dec 09, 2013 |
Numero uuuno: It would do you more good to change your friends and start making good ones. Abeg go sit down, who doesnt smoke weed nowadays? Professors and pastors join. And for ur information , it doesnt make anyone go mad with moderation. 2 Likes |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by anitank(f): 12:29am On Dec 09, 2013 |
experimentist: Pls guys I will post the rest tmrw morning. More stroies to write. More interesting points also. Thnk u all!Alright dear. Good night I'm opening this thread once I get to the office tomorrow. Btw, laughed out loud @ "you wan escape?" crazy shitt |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by ibro2much(m): 12:37am On Dec 09, 2013 |
Guy ya eyes have seen many thing for inside prison oh! I pray say you no go enter there again lai lai o.(amen) And me too o |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by youthmustwork: 12:52am On Dec 09, 2013 |
Op u killed ds night. 1 Like |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Day11(m): 12:57am On Dec 09, 2013 |
LOL@ *you won escape* Like some kinda prison break. We are living in a failed state where everytin is not working. 80dickies in a single cell room |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by amacastel: 2:04am On Dec 09, 2013 |
Thank God for ur deliverance |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by adde: 2:05am On Dec 09, 2013 |
OP, your story realy got me asking for more. Its unfortunate its a true life story. Things are happening... |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by touchmeder: 2:11am On Dec 09, 2013 |
lol |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by redsun(m): 2:17am On Dec 09, 2013 |
Thank your star they didn't frame you for being in robbers den. For weed,you have a chance of getting out alive if you have people that will settle from outside. |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Nelrulez(m): 4:17am On Dec 09, 2013 |
[quote author=Shigoboy]You asked if its weed that took him to jail? Bro no small offense that has no punishment once it got to the court of law, I and my 43 colleagues both male and female spent good 2 weeks at ibara prison yard abeokuta during my school days as a result of involving in protest again policemen unlawful act on campus then, where I met a lot of innocent that have spent years in d prison and not knowing when thy are going out, the prayer is that one shouldn't fall a victim of circumstance, I learnt a lot and met a lot of people over there.....well let me stop here cos I don't just like remembering that.[/quote] What year? Was @ d same prison for couple of years, though made it outta the place in peace.. Tell me the year and the cell and I'll name your Provost, I.G, commissioner, Interpol, D.P.O, C.J, and prosecutor leave the O.c food and O.c lavatory those ones are not important to me @all... |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by dominique(f): 5:25am On Dec 09, 2013 |
I read the bean shiit part just before having dinner and it completely messed up my appetite, urgh! The story could be fake but its a true reflection of what prisoners are facing in this country. No human being deserves to live like that . 1 Like |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Nobody: 6:09am On Dec 09, 2013 |
Pweedylipsmoi:.you wana knw?....Their Bleep up don too much gan, na im we go kperere them matter for Otunba Seun Junction.. |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by oyeludef(m): 6:18am On Dec 09, 2013 |
maumau1: i love your story and is very funny . i have been laughing so laugh in my office.u dey go office on sunday? |
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