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CrimeRe: Neighbour Kills Mother Of Eight-Months Old Twins Over Solar Light Debt by decatalyst(m): 7:43pm On Jun 08, 2024
Mpcoll001:
You just put yourself in unnecessary trouble
Where is your shop?

How much do you sell the caps?
TravelRe: Global Giants: The World's Biggest Airline By Number Of Countries Served by decatalyst(m): 5:11pm On Jun 08, 2024
Air Nigeria is serving millions in our minds.


A country and more. 😁
CrimeRe: Canadian Serial Killer Robert Pickton Dies Aged 74 After Prison Assault by decatalyst(m): 6:28pm On Jun 02, 2024
maasoap:
Fvcking retard!!
You and your father👏
CrimeRe: Canadian Serial Killer Robert Pickton Dies Aged 74 After Prison Assault by decatalyst(m): 1:57pm On Jun 02, 2024
Nolevel666:
You are stupid

You and your jobless God
May have mercy on you and Lord bless your soul.

Cheers!
CrimeRe: Canadian Serial Killer Robert Pickton Dies Aged 74 After Prison Assault by decatalyst(m): 1:56pm On Jun 02, 2024
maasoap:
In other words, someone can wipe out your entire family and all what he needs to do after that is to give his life to Christ? grin grin grin. You didn't make any sense
Nah your brain capacity dey too low to carry decipher the message.

I doubt you are a Christian or you read the Bible you carry.
CrimeRe: Canadian Serial Killer Robert Pickton Dies Aged 74 After Prison Assault by decatalyst(m): 5:40pm On Jun 01, 2024
Humanly speaking, he doesn't deserve rest in death!

But if he repented and gave his life to Christ, Heaven just joyfully gained a soul.

What is delaying you from repenting from your sins?

Tomorrow may be too late o
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Navy's 68th Anniversary Celebrations In Pictures (Videos) by decatalyst(m): 8:28pm On May 31, 2024
Pootle:
we the largest military in africa we need have one and all those lil frigate does not befit a large country like nigeria. we need large size war ships . as for ASUU they bunch of greedy old men. africans are never satisfied they dont have contentment
Sir, we do not need an aircraft carrier, at least in 10yrs!

Seems you do not know what it entails. Nations don't buy weapons and equipments because it is 'befitting' of their name or ego.

Nah only in Nigeria they talk down on the use of AK47 by the military.

Una dey look at esthetics, but this doesn't increase range, agility, operability in all whether including water and mud, as well as service-ability.

Go play COD if you want to explore weapons😁...ironically, after M4 the AK47 is my preferred weapon on the game. It bangs without much recoil 😎

To add to this, we are NOT the largest military in Africa. Facts check weapons and equipments.
Where will you leave Egypt, Algeria? Even SA get weapons pass us (they need it because their region is insecure).
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Arrested In Switzerland For Coming In With Laser Pointer by decatalyst(m): 7:58pm On May 31, 2024
omoadeleye:
Nigerians sha.

You were told not to post the event on social media in order not to paint their FG as bad but you still went ahead and post it eventually.
Chai! Nigerians!

You shout and 'fight' for justice and equality but most of us don't even know what it means.

1. The young man have the right to express himself within the rubric of Law. He is exercising his human right.

2. He is sharing his experience with his fellow country men and women in order to educate them and equip them with knowledge needed when applying and visiting this country.

3. The equipment he had with him was not dangerous and no one notified him of its prohibition before he ventured on the journey. Even his host didn't do their part in order to avoid that experience for the man. He is just a lecturer or researcher using modern day equipment to do his work!

4. If the Swiss authority did the right thing he wouldn't be told not to tell his story. They knew they merely profiled him, humiliated him, wasted his time and left him with bad memories (got him handcuffed, locked up underground, and harassed).

Let us try not to approach issues from a myopic point of view. Ire oooo
FamilyRe: For Matured Married Men And Women. by decatalyst(m): 7:06pm On May 31, 2024
Nairaland with cock and bull stories are 5&6


Let's even assume this 'story' is true, do you guys know that defilement of marriage vow or oat is not only and not limited to sexual relation/penetration?

Any form of illicit communication such as flirting, sexchating, unsolicited leading on, amorous communications via phone calls, text messages, social media chatting are all act that pose threat to your marriage, and they defile your marriage vow/oat immediately you engage in any of them.

Cheating is NOT only sexual activity.

Thank you.
BusinessRe: Lady Shares "What She Ordered" Vs "What She Got" (pics/video) by decatalyst(m): 6:38pm On May 29, 2024
eallstar:
So why can't they write that word "mini" there if not fraud, trap and scam and deceit just to lure unsuspecting buyers. Why did they make the picture appear more bigger?
Nah you get issues with reading and understanding.
BusinessRe: Lady Shares "What She Ordered" Vs "What She Got" (pics/video) by decatalyst(m): 6:42pm On May 26, 2024
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool Kai !!


grin grin


WTF MAN!
A colleague once ordered "cheap" kettle on aliexpress...she was expectant...days and weeks went by...finally the supposed kettle arrived🤣

She wan cry and i just dey laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣

The kettle nah miniature...meant for decor😄
BusinessRe: Lady Shares "What She Ordered" Vs "What She Got" (pics/video) by decatalyst(m): 1:11pm On May 26, 2024
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool


grin grin grin

Fraud in BROAD DAYLIGHT grin


Madam make I help u call 911 grin


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
That's not fraud.

Nah she no read description. Miniatures are sold on almost every major platform like Alibaba, aliexpress, and jumia
CrimeRe: Police Officer Murdered A Young Family Man In Cold Blood In Abuja. Graphic by decatalyst(m): 6:51pm On May 23, 2024
Oh gosh😪

No police officer deserves my sympathies...karma will always catch up with them.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Man Mourns Wife's Death by decatalyst(m): 6:39pm On May 19, 2024
So sad to lose a close one not to talk of the love of your life.


That man is broken forever.


Any other lady may not measure up to his 'standard' of wife material again. 😪
FamilyRe: How Can I Managed My Anger With My Wife. by decatalyst(m): 4:03pm On May 19, 2024
Adexvivacity:
It seems many of these ladies we call wife have some ogba in their head. Na so mu wife dey do. Nothing like submission again and man will be told not to raise his hand against wife but they keep frustrating man😩. To have long life, you have to complain less and pick somethings yourself if she aint picking them. If you send her out and bring in another one, u will see another version of stubbornness. Man eyes dey see for these people called wife o.
You need to be assertive without being rude or disrespectful.
FamilyRe: How Can I Managed My Anger With My Wife. by decatalyst(m): 3:49pm On May 19, 2024
It is not too late, but you left some real work behind. You have the bulk of the work to do.

1. You need to heal. Something is not right with you, I mean getting very angry at little things. You need to stop taking your frustration on your wife or people around you. Check very well. There are somethings that has bruised you so deep in the past, and this robs you of real calm and happiness. To live with anyone, you need calm and clear head.

2. Understand your triggers and be deliberate about not giving them powers to make you go mad. Always be in charge of the situation.

3. Have a crucial conversation with your wife. Let her know that it is important for her to listen to you and stick to basic home management.

4. You have to keep recalibrating those things you don't want her to do until she makes progress. Be dedicated to teaching, guiding, and mentoring her. That is leadership!

5. Do not be discouraged by the setbacks but always 'celebrate' the milestones.

Wishing your home the love, peace, and happiness in the name of Jesus.
CrimeRe: Senior Military Officer Nabs Soldier Extorting Money From Motorists (Video) by decatalyst(m): 11:57am On May 19, 2024
The country stinks of corruption.


Every arm of the government, law enforcement, and paramilitary organizations extort and exact hate.
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Attends Harvard University Alumni Reunion (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 5:12pm On May 18, 2024
Nice of him.


I wonder how many of his people can afford good education now.
EducationRe: Heavy Rain Collapses Roof Of OAU Theatre, 4 Students Injured (PHOTOS) by decatalyst(m): 9:31pm On May 17, 2024
richiemcgold:
Hahaaaaaa, you just brought back those old memories, chai!
Risky burger, old buka, new buka OMG!

That travails of Burkina is still fresh in my memory till today. It must be year 2002 or thereabout. I was there when he was pursued from amphi down to sports complex. Na so my guy tear race enter bush 😆😆

There was another scenario where professor Rogers makanjuola was locked up inside Senate building by protesting students. I wonder where all those guys you mentioned are right now - - the saburis, legacy, tony fash, 3As, obesere and others. I graduated in the year diamond became sug president.

And on that D'banj's show, my group were very close to the stage that night. I remember how one very giant rat (okete) suddenly crawled outside while the show was going on. Many guys went after it right away and it was eventually caught by one of my guys. The thing sef amazed D'banj and don jazzy. What a memory 😆😆😆

But all in all, OAU gave me more bad memories than good ones, especially how a supposed 4 years of study eventually turned to 7 and half years for me. Lecture boycott every now and then, SUG vs Senate, SUG vs town-gboro, internal ASUU/NASU strike, national strike, extra year, sadist lecturers, supervisor wahala... Damn!
You thoroughly enjoyed the good, the bad, and the ugly 🤣🤣

May the soul of the student killed at the front of FaJ Hall rest in peace😪

You forgot "mojo break" in 05/06🤣🤣🤣
EducationRe: Heavy Rain Collapses Roof Of OAU Theatre, 4 Students Injured (PHOTOS) by decatalyst(m): 9:26pm On May 17, 2024
Quelme:
All these mushroom and glorified secondary schools masquerading as Universities.
Did you type this hogwash in a subconscious state, or you are just empty upstairs?

Ah! I shock no be small ooo
CelebritiesRe: Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Beating Cassie Ventura In 2016 Video by decatalyst(m): 8:55pm On May 17, 2024
Voice12:
How's he getting out of this one?
This evidence is in HD🤣


And the second day the same woman went with him to an occasion with bruises...women will do anything for the fame, money, and attention.

The moment you deny them that, they come at you with everything they have.
PoliticsRe: How Police Officers Looted, Vandalized Chucks Enwonwu's Property In Lagos by decatalyst(m): 8:24pm On May 16, 2024
Imagine what they did to one of their own, a very high ranking officer.



This explains why they treat people with disdain.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Short Reply To A Fan Who Mistook Wale Ojo For Reno's Brother by decatalyst(m): 8:07pm On May 15, 2024
Reno is not a table shaker as he claimed.

He is a table breaker😁


But how did Obi's name take enter this talk? 🤣🤣
TV/MoviesRe: I Have A Smart Tv, Never Knew I Was Wasting Money On Dstv by decatalyst(m): 7:55pm On May 15, 2024
Paramount01:
What did you you now do if GPRS network is bad?
Fairly good at my side.

The 5G router is good cost 60k now.


I got it when it came out...was 50k then.

The monthly data is 25k for 200gb...i don't sub up to this every month...any 30days plan can be used to roll it over, including 1k data monthly plan.
TV/MoviesRe: I Have A Smart Tv, Never Knew I Was Wasting Money On Dstv by decatalyst(m): 7:52pm On May 15, 2024
Nodogragra4me:
You must a TV person.

Me, arise news , channels and war movies now and there
After a tedious or demanding day at work, usually everyday, once I get home I forget about the outside world and start a new life - shower, eat, check nairAland, watch movies/football/youtube or any nice program the retire to bed at 10-11pm😎
TV/MoviesRe: I Have A Smart Tv, Never Knew I Was Wasting Money On Dstv by decatalyst(m): 7:49pm On May 15, 2024
SolarEngr2:
Wise man. I hope you are using Solar sha?
We dey get light steady here...and on days they try to be unfortunate, I always have 8-1ltrs for gen.
TV/MoviesRe: I Have A Smart Tv, Never Knew I Was Wasting Money On Dstv by decatalyst(m): 7:48pm On May 15, 2024
samcolee:
Can smaller plan be subbed for roll over sake?
Definitely yes
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by decatalyst(m): 12:18pm On May 13, 2024
DFAMEGUY11S:
Dfameguy11s
What is the price of the first WC
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Discovers 511 Billion Barrels Of Oil & Gas In British Antarctica (Photos) by decatalyst(m):
Creamypie:
So make em take Britain 2 court. Ours is a curse to Nigerians
Court is a long thing...make Russia drop nukee there I want to check something.


Africa and the underdeveloped world is a pawn in the hands of these countries. The laws and sanctions only applies to the 3rd world countries.
HealthRe: Update: I Finally Did This To Myself Due To Gonorrhoea by decatalyst(m): 8:52pm On May 12, 2024
Sha don't spread it...go for proper check at an certified and approved laboratory.


Best of luck
PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Ibori Meet At Igbinedion University's 25th Anniversary (pictures) by decatalyst(m): 1:55pm On May 12, 2024
Depriest2020:
Goodluck looking timid as always, see how Ibori sat like the boss he is.
Always looking clueless.

Nah eim socks my eyes dey glued too🤣

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