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CelebritiesRe: Check Out This Highly Hilarious Party Invitation [photo] by decatalyst(m): 5:04am On Jul 14, 2018
Yea ooo!

No free things for "feminist" in this world anymore.
grin
CrimeRe: Consultant Shoots Car Dealer In Abuja Over N2.5m Deal (photos) by decatalyst(m): 5:01am On Jul 14, 2018
Reading the "statement" by the accuse even confused me more.

Can bloggers just slow down...write a comprehensive story that is well verified and proofread? undecided
FamilyRe: Man Chases His Wife Out For Allegedly Calling Him An Animal In Public (vid) by decatalyst(m):
But he just displayed one of the traits of an ANIMAL by treating her like a nonentity who has no responsible family he can report her to.

undecided
CelebritiesRe: Mompha Sits On Top Of His Rolls-Royce (Photo) by decatalyst(m): 10:11pm On Jul 13, 2018
Let us know when he sleeps in the trunk of the car.

Iranu and this is on FP

Christianity EtcRe: Boy Confesses That He Was Told To Bring His Teacher To Their Coven. Photo by decatalyst(m): 10:09pm On Jul 13, 2018
So many things happening in the supernatural realm.


May God continue to guild and guard our path. Amrn
Foreign AffairsRe: See The Pants A Female Kenyan Politician Shared To Pupils Thats Causing Outtrage by decatalyst(m): 9:19pm On Jul 13, 2018
E dey gba mi ke! grin cry

I never knew politicians in Africa have so many things in common.

That's stupidity and absurdity!
Christianity EtcRe: Edo Lord's Chosen Members Storm The Roads For Their Publicity In Benin. Photos by decatalyst(m): 9:16pm On Jul 13, 2018
And they are somebody's daddy?

CelebritiesRe: “Before I Met My Husband Will Smith . . . I Was A ‘s*x Addict’”- Jada Pinkett by decatalyst(m): 6:46pm On Jul 13, 2018
NOC1:
It is in her eyes... is a good thing that Will Smith was equal to task, more power to him.
Can we just appreciate a real man holding that sh!t real good? grin

Wehdon sir, for representing "our" constituency well. grin
HealthRe: 10-Year-Old Zimbabwean Eats Sex Sweets, Suffers ‘Everlasting’ Erection by decatalyst(m):
Can we order a container already!

This thing go sell pass garri ijebu grin

CelebritiesRe: Accident Survivor Narrates How Toyin Abraham Saved Him From Dieing by decatalyst(m): 6:33pm On Jul 13, 2018
Random acts of kindness could earn you respect and praises you could never imagine.


You never know who is in dare need of help...just help and the world would be a better place.

CelebritiesRe: Could This New Discovery Change The World? Scientists Are Already Afraid. by decatalyst(m): 3:28pm On Jul 13, 2018
It is the secret to the new world of wonders that is in that sarcophagus grin

Open that thing and let our old politifians die like flies!
CelebritiesRe: I Kissed A Dolphin And I Liked It - Juliet Ibrahim (photo) by decatalyst(m): 3:07pm On Jul 13, 2018
Aunty, what about the dog you cuddled?


You like am?

CelebritiesRe: "Slay Queen" - Linda Ikeji's Brother, Peks Rock Blonde Wig (photo) by decatalyst(m): 3:04pm On Jul 13, 2018
*In lasisi's voice* can you imagine. Am so angry right now! This thing is also looking for attention

angry angry
CrimeRe: Wanted Fake Nepa Staff Caught Caught In Front Of5 A Police Station In Rivers by decatalyst(m): 6:24am On Jul 13, 2018
Wow!

He was caught just by the bus stop (police station) that leads to prison. grin
CrimeRe: 'Deity Of Ojota' Nabbed While Trying To Rob A Policeman In Ikeja, Lagos (photos) by decatalyst(m): 6:19am On Jul 13, 2018
How daring!


Thief wan steal from a licensed thief grin
CelebritiesRe: Cristiano Ronaldo, His Brothers And Sisters Enjoys Dinner Together (Photo) by decatalyst(m):
Alwaysking:
Whats your business? small girl like you. tongue
Small girl with an obvious big and functioning brain!

She dey say the obvious and you dey act as if the dress is supercool for the occasion undecided
CrimeRe: Two Slay Mamas Steal N200k From A Boutique In Delta, Stripped Unclad (Photo) by decatalyst(m): 9:21pm On Jul 12, 2018
See as dem be like bread wey fall inside water undecided



Let them slay in detention jare.
SportsRe: Fight Between Croatia And England Fans After Match Yesterday (video) by decatalyst(m): 8:54pm On Jul 12, 2018
These Croatians no nice at all. Why una go beat person team for field still dey hammer them off the pitch?


But English fans are just too troublesome and stubborn! Champion's league games comes to mind.
PoliticsRe: Jerry Gana Declares Interest To Run For Presidency Come 2019 by decatalyst(m): 8:50pm On Jul 12, 2018
Can't all these old cargos goan sit and enjoy their loot in peace?


undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Schoolboy Looking At A Curvy Lady's Backside Who Passed Him On Road (Photo) by decatalyst(m): 8:44pm On Jul 12, 2018
Izzit not almost an offence to pass that kind of 'resources' and not acknowledge it by looking a second time?

grin

PoliticsRe: Ekiti Tensions Eleka Refuses To Participate In Debate by decatalyst(m): 8:42pm On Jul 12, 2018
Butterflyleo:
Which roads?

Regarding the overhead bridge is it that singular one? grin

Let me ask you these questions and I hope and pray you answer them and shame me


1 Name one foreign investment fayose has attracted to Ekiti state that would make anyone vote for his stooge Eleka who so far has been unable to speak for himself.

2 Tell me the last time the salaries of Ekiti workers was paid or if fayose has any plans or has the capacity to pay them even half before the elections?

3 Tell me when fayose paid the pensioners their gratuity within the last 4 years. If he has, how much?

4 Every state declares their yearly internally generated revenue. Fayose has refused to declare the IGR of Ekiti state for the past 4years. WHY?

5 Tell.me truthfully if Ekiti people are happy being giving handouts in the name of stomach infrastructure by fayose despite receiving 20billion naira bail out funds on two separate occasions from the FG.

When you are able to answer all my questions then Ekiti people would begin to take your rants up and down seriously.

Go ahead and shame me by giving answers.
You don't need to waste your time making these illogical folks see the obvious. Their heady and stubborn nature beclouds their judgement.
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Tensions Eleka Refuses To Participate In Debate by decatalyst(m): 8:40pm On Jul 12, 2018
Shalomc:
If we like we can build our own silicon valley in our stomachs... How is it anyone's father's business?


Maybe the projects commissioned in Ekiti State are in your stomach... I see the overhead bridge and roads inside your stomach
Enjoy your state jare.

After all, if one fails to find knowledge and sound judgment in the majority of the populace of a state that share the maxim "fountain of knowledge", the heavens will not fall!
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Tensions Eleka Refuses To Participate In Debate by decatalyst(m): 8:16pm On Jul 12, 2018
Shalomc:
That's for us in Ekiti State to worry about. Go and solve the 22 months salaries and 25 months salaries owed in both Kogi and Osun States respectively
I guess the stomach infrastructure on the road side is so befitting of you guys considering the stench oozing out from your thread.

#Pathetic!
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Tensions Eleka Refuses To Participate In Debate by decatalyst(m): 7:51pm On Jul 12, 2018
Shalomc:
So your police can kill him with your stray bullet? If you want to hear him speak come to our campaign physically
Don't worry, we already know who will be dictating if he eventually wins. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Man With World Longest Fingernails Finally Cuts Them Off (graphic Photos) by decatalyst(m): 7:45pm On Jul 12, 2018
Ugly thing!

Those fingers don suffer no be small.

PoliticsRe: Ekiti Tensions Eleka Refuses To Participate In Debate by decatalyst(m): 7:44pm On Jul 12, 2018
I thought he is the one contesting but all I hear on the internet and news media is FAYOSE!

Maybe he also needs FAYOSE to come and speak for him! Fayose has done enough and the so called Eleka should face the Battle himself.

He shouldn't be acting like he has nothing upstairs! sad
TravelRe: Truck Falls On Man's Car On Ojuelegba Bridge, Comes Out Alive From The Accident by decatalyst(m):
It can only be God that saved this man.

I thank Jesus on his behalf.

For those quoting, I could say "thank you God" "thank you Holy spirit" "thank you Jesus", I am still saying the same thing!

If you know, you know. wink
CrimeRe: Driver Arrested While Urinating In A Bush, Charged To Court For Conspiracy. PICS by decatalyst(m): 6:31pm On Jul 12, 2018
Ordinary piss?

Nah wa oooo
CelebritiesRe: Teebillz Apologizes For His Strip Club Video (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 6:23pm On Jul 12, 2018
He looks well built and mature on the outside but EMPTY upstairs!

No wonder he couldn't hold down his marriage. He couldn't make sound judgment.

Such a disgrace to manhood!

Sense? Mba!

PoliticsRe: Ifeanyi Ubah Meets Arsene Wenger, Drogba And Israeli PM In Russia (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 5:49pm On Jul 12, 2018
This man loves football true true.

Wish we can have 15 of him who will actively promote sport development in this country.
RomanceRe: Photos Of Beautiful Curvy Nurse Drives Social Media Users Crazy by decatalyst(m): 5:47pm On Jul 12, 2018
A hoe with a profession wink
Car TalkRe: Weird Toyota Camry Spotted In Edo State (Photos) by decatalyst(m):
Pipedreams:
Cannibals!
Are they eating your balls or they have been boiled for egg-buns? undecided

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