₦airaland Forum

MhizVee:
huh,guys wt stretch marks,avent seen dat1 b4 o

You need to assess 'em guys more
Theirs can be much more irritating sef

Brandnew2:
Jamboy is the son of the former IG of police.
Then the one you see probably belongs to the senator or any of his relatives.

Ohh
Nah
The man is hardly in the country
The only occupants of that building are the security personnels
Rumour has it that it belongs to a 20year old .. Thats why i am this curious

AgapeCharis:

Tanchyou.

U'r pretty n I guess ur sisters are too.
U could do d needful

Yea
Very pretty girls.. But the prettiest is only 10

Brandnew2:
That must be Jamboy's

AgapeCharis:
It's nt too early my dear. Life is too short to be single.
Getting hooked up ASAPly

Hehehehe
Good luck with that

ronald4lif:
Lol! I hope you don't do the latter, you too pretty to be an option. Though I hear side chicks are more taken care of than real girlfriends and wives

Nah
I have a clean reputation

Oh well!! I doubt that statement of yours
Side chicks receives a $100 while the main chick receives $100000 from the hubby to wash off his guilt
Side chicks aint included in the wills
Side chicks are just extra curricular actcivities while the wives are the real tasks

AgapeCharis:
dt 1 got me. It's like I'll b adding something to what I wna achieve dx year

Heheheheh
You wanna update your checklist?
Its too early

Mykcool:
are you that pretty chick that keeps staring every morning

Sorry i dont stare
I only jog pass the car

Aprime:
Your Boo can't get snatched without his consent na. You are just being weirdly weird. Ha-Ha.

You need to go back to Nigeria
You've been out for a very long time

ronald4lif:
Naso, side chicks are not smiling

At all.. Life is too short to be single jare
Grab your man or snatch someone else's

AgapeCharis:
kissing is quite understandable but dt smushing in public een.....

DISCLAIMER: Whether kissing or smashing, u can do some pda it in cities but don't attempt it in ur Villa o make dem no gather curse u

Lol
You never see anything
But then again taking the pda too extreme depends on your location
Na for Naija you wan come try smooching in pub? There eye sabi kill the chemistry between the two romantic birds sef

And who i wan go kiss for villa na?

ronald4lif:
That's no guarantee way to secure your territory, if he wants to cross boundary to another territory he will, even if territory is blocked he will jump fence, that's if he really wants to

Yes
Then those territories shouldnt let him in
But then again. Someone's drink sometimes tastes better for them

justmag:
I just started using nairaland like 4 or 5 months ago! ....I have seen the word! But I just assumed it was a word I didn't understand!

Ohh
Aiit then
Now you know what it means

Aprime:
Oh... Okay.
What's with giving blood to vampires;
How does it affiliate with the DP ish?

Ok
There are so many snatcherssingle chicks lurking around
Uploading correct bobo pix online is like giving 'em vampires blood to suck na

Dont mind me sha. Silly is me

AgapeCharis:
So u dey kiss n maybe smush for public

Before nko
Marking my territory


But i wouldnt recommend that for side chicks

Aprime:
Lol. Don't get worked up.

justmag:
Nah! !! No jokes! I had no idea! I am slowly catching up with these slangs! Don't judge me

Adonbilivyou
That word trended long enough for anyone not to have gotten the meaning joor

rexkexmilan:
Hey! The last time I quoted you..... Was that actually a snub?

justmag:
I just realise right this sec after properly reading that "ahdonblivit" is actually I don't believe it! I thought It was Russian or some slang that I would never get! Silly me

Tell me you are joking?

Sanchez01:
An introvert I guess?

Aprime:
Skipping the weird part? - Nothing.

olufikistick:
Seems you like it though

lilmax:

Aprime:
SMH. Now I know you're weird.

What's wrong with the statement?