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Unibenstudent1.. Your voice make brain die
Nice

Tosyne2much oooo

Real Omo Yoruba
Nice voice
Welldone oo. Realest nigga

KelvinGraphics:
Na who mention my moniker for here ooo... Una want make my voice crash nairaland ni? Una want make people go deaf ni...
Joor o

CC:
Naijaboiy
Dechandel

Liar
Crash kor earthquake ni

Reiyvinn:
Nope, I'm not comparing both parties at all. I'm sort of saying "Even Dangote doesn't consume much cement" which, in other words, means "Even Oyinbos (from whom it originated) don't kiss for that long." It'd just be a fall from romance to a mere, yet gross exchange of saliva.

Who told you kissing originated from the whites? I need the link to this awesome fact finding pls

Iceberylin
The list no sexy at all o

F.ucking false and true

Girl to girl.. So true.. So many dishes to serve when on call with my bitch,es

Girl to guy.. False.. I call my male friends.. And we talk long enough.. They do also have tea to spill sometimes


Girl to dad... Pls send me credit

iceberylin:

Their is God o

Before nko? Na satan wan dey before?

Les:
thread a ga aka m aka na alu. I de plan employ my own supa mod o and ah go pay wella.

Pls how much are we talking about here? I need money for my christmas shopping o.. A new job is all i need now.. Iga abiakwa Ojoto na december?

AndyBoomba:
Your name sexy, hope your voice will be sexier

Rhetorical Question

chibwike:
yes...why not

When is it

KiddaBlingzz:
you never ask of me in more than a week

Always on my mind
I don't need to ask of you on nl

tosyne2much:
hahahahaahahahaha.. Yeah it's subject to advertisement

I might be getting a lady for that.. Who knows ?

Tah
Get which lady? With the numerous bashing? Lie lie..

iceberylin:
you mean the guy renting??

Cause i own ur heart

You are not my father

chibwike:
dats too far

E no too far again.. Do you even know my birthday month sef

tosyne2much:
Morning jawe

I wan drink hot tea first, you know this is a sort of advertisement hahahahahahahaha

Advertisement no be small thing o
Ok so the hot tea na your own voice note editing app.. Choi. I don learn another one this morning

unibenstudent1:
una don meet again ,hmmm,*grabs pop corn from silverbird cinemas * and starts watching Les and dechandel

What did i do to you sef eeh?

KiddaBlingzz:
no be the one you prepare for me ni?

i dey vex with you sef

What did i do again?

tosyne2much:
Are the ladies exempted from uploading their voice notes?

I'm pretty sure ladies are already downloading voice editing application

Note use your original voice ooooo cos I wouldn't ant your voice to be like that of Celine Dion and you real voice will be like that of Saheed Osupa

dechandel, you ehn, you dey dodge abi ?

Lol.. Is there anything like voice editing app? If there is.. Tell me o.. I go like scan and edit this my voice o.. E no just work

And biko i no dey dodge anything.. I dey wait for una guys make una drop.. I am only here to listen
If you drop yours.. Mine will be next


And goodmorning to you

Les:
good morning mademoiselle how was your night??
Btw, this thread suppose de sexuality section.......

Sweetie good morning.. Night was fine.. How was yours?
I see you are already up doing the good work of replying your mentions
Onyenweanyi gba gi ume o

chibwike:
Lol....am not asking anyone...i wanna hear it myself...upload ur voicenote, lemme hear.

Dont worry.. You will get the voice note on my birthday

idu1:
U r obsessed with tall guys too? And u r tall, u should go for short guys instead......... Lol

I bind you

unibenstudent1:
let's just say E-twins sha...I have twin younger brothers ,,they do look alike but they behave differently ...so my sister yoU better start brain storming on how to open a diary,,hints of title - (diary of the hottest babe on nairaland)that diary go generate traffic I swear down

Ichiato:
Lovely dimples.

Thank you

chibwike:
Am just wondering hw ur voice would look like....coz u can talk.

Lol
Stop wondering
Ask Kelvingraphics very coarse voice o
And croaky too
Can wake up the dead actually

Bublanski:
Its for authenticity. I culled it just like that from the original source. The content is the koko sha.

Meanwhile, we dont mind when you take from our plate, but just dont take what you have already said you dont like to eat

Whatever happened to loss of apetite and gaining back the apetite
Thats always the case
And eating with your partner helps in bonding

dicefrost:
There is love in sharing, but there is peace in having your own
H

Just giving out one or two pieces of meat and maybe two spoons of rice wont break you
The food is always sweeter when being shared jare

unibenstudent1:
dechandel u think say na joint account una dey run,,abi u wan say she be ur E-twin sister...ifffa hear

We are twins

Agybabe:
That means you are totally blind.

Happy Birthday

Reiyvinn:
even oyinbos don't kiss for two hours straight.

Must everything be about the oyinbos? Such comparison

unibenstudent1:
yea ,but the way u comment like this “ diary of a big headed boy" ,"diary of a bow legged boy" this all point that there is a force in u tellling u to get a diary rolling just marieolae is doing and she no dey regret am

Lol
Since marieolae already has a diary.. Its settled.. She will be updating for both of us

You should have just numbered the post accordingly

I eat from my boyfriend's plate of food.. His meat actually.. There is plenty love in sharing abi?

unibenstudent1:
na me and u e dey turn on ,,oya deny it

Tah
I don't dig girls.. Get that into your skull
Biko i am out of here.. Quit derailing

Omg
Thread of 2008?? Kilode.
Who ressurrected this one? Are you that bored that you had to go and dig out old threads?