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unibenstudent1:
but I thought they say a diary is a lady best friend,,that's why I asked u to open 1 here

Online diary?? I'll pass on that

Chisos!!!
The comments here sha.. Made of Naija

unibenstudent1:
but I no talk anything nah,,na Les go come meet u here again..

Leave les o.. Na sexuality section her name dey work

This thread is about you.. Anything lesbos turn you on.. .. Oya deny it

Oya oo
Pitches tent..
*grabs kuli kuli*

Andyblaze.. Biko what were you saying? This your voicenote wan cause earproblem for me

KiddaBlingzz.. You chop smoke ?

unibenstudent1:
dechandel is this still about me or Op??

Whatever you think

Unibenstudent1.. These are the type of threads that turn you on

unibenstudent1:
you have already woken up so early,,abeg open diary of yourself I wan read

You don't need to know anything about me
Just know that i don't go around being silly.. Like some peeps

Night call?
If i hear say i enjoy the night call days
My mumsi needs to get a degree in bedcheck
She sabi waka up the whole house without sleeping
Make she hear hello first.. I wont see my phone for the next one week.

Brake kor tyre ni
Diary of a short nigga

Les:
Nwanyi awka, unu gbara scarce. I don scuffle my entire brain finish, e be like say i never cross una path before o. Awka here i come! I must have my own testimony :-P umu asa awka

Lol
Yes o
We are indeed scarce
If you cross our path.. You will wish to come back as an Awka girl in your next world

unibenstudent1:
your plan worked ,,I got a 1 day ban from nairaland and 1 week ban from romance section

Hahahaahhahah
Serves you right
Next time you don't go around being a nuisance.. It doesn't pay

unibenstudent1:
I dey do all,no jokes

I see someone got a nice ban

Just be an inch taller than me.. And we are good to roll

SeverusSnape:
Okay, we've heard, do you need help?

This your comment actually made me laugh out loud

chibwike:
Ok ok...you win...

I always win

chibwike:
Buh u just did

I did?
*scrolls up*
*scrolls down*

Nah.. I didn't

chibwike:
hehehe...you forgot to lie..abi.

Lol
I don't tell lies..

So iono wah you talking about

chibwike:
Lol...re u sure...why did u not say it together in ur first post.

Lol
I forgot

tosyne2much:
been very good.. Na bashers no let me rest oooo

No be you dey cause am?

Djangocode:
Dechandel....

Heheheheh
Love toh badt
I love you too jare

tosyne2much:
young lady whr have you bin ? It's bin a long time I stumble upon your comment(s)

Abi you go on exile ni ?

Uncle tosin
You know i belong to the Team#observe and leave?
I no dey exile o.. I am just lazy when it comes to me making comment(s)
Trust you've been good

immortalvoices:
Hello Nairalander did you read from the top? I did mention something like that.

Hello Nairalander.. I did read from the top..

I still felt like writing it down again

Except number 6 tho

Lol
I do all the above and more.. Does that really make me a cheat?

DukeNija:
Wow! So u can speak igbo like this ehn? Bia nwa, e gu chana akukwo?, achurum e bia hu m'pa gi maka aka gi.. (Abeg manage my igbo)

Lmao!!!
Your language is excused

Maka aka onye? My papa dey nl o
Make him no just see this

Awww
This ish is really frustrating
Talk to your God
He always gives the best answer

Hooking up with someone you don't like? Never settle for less.. Its not worth it

Hooking up with an AS? Just because you wanna hit the aisle? I hope you know what this means?

Stale

Les:
nwa ojoto ka mbu. I don't know your place o. Been years i even went to mine o *heads down* i like ppl who are proud of their place, trust me! Keep it up pretty lady. it's been nice knowing you aswear.

Chei
Years?
Unu bu umuaka amuro na away sef
Nibo is in Awka South..

And tnx
Its nice meeting you too
You dey rep wella

xtervaganza:
sare wa gba chocolate
Sare= run
Wa= come
Gba= take

Thank you

Lagos is fine.. Yea

But i will stick with Abuja.. Anyday anytime.. Fine buildings.. Nice roads.. Tushed building.. Beautiful cars ..Zuma rock .. Best place for retirement purposes

iceberylin:
ђopę yoų doŋţ ƒoŗgęţ mę wђęŋ ţђę ţįmęş çomęş ŋį....

māke şųŗę yoų şmįlę oųţ ţђoşę çųţę dįmplęş wђęŋ yoų do ţђę dędįçāţįoŋ

Sure hon

iceberylin:
wįţђ ā ţoŋgųę oųţ...

şęęmş lįķę ųŗ āddįçţęd ţo ţђę ţoŋgųę oųţ şmįlęy ŋį...

Lol
Addicted. Nah

Ok .. How about this??

I am gonna dedicate my 1st class story to you.. After law school