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Davidbanky: Dechandel

Sir

Danhumprey: You both are now dating?

Amebo

Odunharry: complete d story

I'm still writing d story

Once had dis crush
Same dept
he would always wave at me den pass
E be like say d guy no dey reason my matter sef
On a very good day.we were opportuned to talk
Had to ask him for his number jare

The rest is history

Unibenstudent: What is lsat

Law school admission test

mysterious12: hey pretty damsel

Hey mr 6packs

Lsat exams re much more easier than dis questions na

Vanguard advertisement

Date kor calendar ni

What are rehabs for again?
I thought peeps get better after spending time in a rehab center?

jmoore: But the op is not talking about daddies.

My dad is my mugu

Unibenstudent: Mugu is someone who doesn't know he has be cunned, so we are all mugu at various points in our life

Not all tho
A stingy guy can't be a mugu o
By jazz or by skills. No girl fit smell dere one kobo

jmoore: He's your papa na. It is his duty.

Dats d point. His duty to provide it

Haaa
I dey beg my papa for airtime wella o
If i flash him and he mistakenly picks my call
D next news will be daddy my airtime has exhausted o. And na u cause am

So is he a mugu?

Sunkyphil: u are not looking bad urself

Tnchu
Good morning

edozie04: Gzus!!!evn wt all d edits una stl wowo

What is "Gzus"
I guess your mb will expire if you type "Jesus"

Okay
Pitches Tent here.

I'll have your time after dis mass

Ayam coming

He already moved on
Do the same

I was in a boarding school then
Just told my mum over the phone
Funny enough, she was all bout being very hygineic
And finally be careful

FrancisTony: Redbenson
Bustyhelen
Madcow1
Cdamsel
born2fuck
Ujsizzle
Khalessi
greedie1
Mrcork
An0nimus
herald9
blackpeni5
widevagina
naijaboiy, naijababe
lorlaahlozz
lanicky
lolaabokuku(this username is tight )
missyhorlah
Dechandel
3coins (3cums )
Sweetestguy
Youngsage
Hensben etc

Francistony
D name reminds me of my mean handsome uncle
Tnx btw

God forbid!!!
Accept dat death sentence

DickDastardly: Nothing wrong
But dont forget to buy baby things once she starts work

Naetochukwu: Dont forget to buy cartons of condom

sameer1212: d ops didnt say u shld come spray mat. she sed make una ansa yes or no.

Na from my mouth u wan hear say gutter dey smell abi?
E no go work

Chimezie198: Yes oo
first Ebola case on Nairaland

Pls quarantine him immediately

Spreads mat

hensben: are you still in ph?

Nah.

hensben: @bolded, lol no o, actually i went to a friend father's burial there thats how i know the school, i spent 3days.

Ohh..ok

hensben: yeah just passing by
fyi, i be king of niger delta

Ok. Millitant. Lol
So ave u been to the school before?

hensben: i know your school

Ever been there??