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KingTom:
Iya weyrey

I dey learn work from you na

2dice:
i foresee BestFriendzone ask Dechandel ..

Heheheheh
The one smiling .. Have i answered you??

Beennkumar:
I think He could stay alive for a while, so He could win the Miss Nairaland title.

KingTom, have you been verified?

Ohh..
That's true, i totally forgot..

So Kingtom have you been verified??

KingTom:
You now use matching fonts?
I give up, Ekaette go home, Dechan del has won this ROUND!

All i know how to do is win

Beennkumar:
LOL.
Of course I do. When I'm with my wife.

Yasss baby!! Tell him

Kingtom you sha can go and die now

AgapeCharis:
Chei! Nnaa enn

anyway sha make I find who know person wey know am make I still hustle your number from am.

Heheheh..
Gulder ultimate search toh badt

KingTom:
Mumu I mean wetin I talk. The fresh Ekaette dey here sef, big nyash like trailer. Chai When Beennkumar see am ehn, your jedi jedi turkey body no go trip am again

Ekaette wey you don shag finish??
E no go better for you

KingTom:
I no hear, mumu that was the trap I bin dey find to nail you, my kinsmen from Calabar don see the screenshots! We must liberate Beennk umar!!!

Hehehehehe
That your mumu voicenote still dey make me laugh o

You know thats how we roll na .. You sef swerve joor
I take back my sorry

2dice:
why stress a niccur when you gonna be the one enjoying the relationship most

Enjoying it most in what ways na??

joseph1832:
Yea whatever!. As long as your head won't burst into flames like Ghost Rider, you might as well smile. .
Have fun.

Smile for saying that my bestfriend is dumb??

Goodnight!!

KingTom:
See this -Odidere oshi kekere! If no be say my guy AgapeCharis get convo with you, I for deal with you this night!
I miss you small o! That nama how market insult take style pain me o

E pain you??
Sweetie i am so so sorry.. You should know it was all jokes na
Oya sorry you hear?

AgapeCharis:
If I hear say she carry any list go house. There was no way she would have carried it. She just copied my number from the list and saved it.

Jackpot thing? I dey pity for the boy. Anyway sha I no blame am. All those rich kids wey dey use peak milk raise no dey get sense.

Why you dey pity for am??
Na good jackpot joor.. I am not in to get fat cheques from him, just a big office with the necessary decors

joseph1832:
All the more reason why I said HE IS A DUMB F**K!!!. and you just proved it.

You one bad gurl!!

KingTom:
I just dey look you and that nama Dechandel

Efi hausa
I know say you go call me
Oya i didnt miss you.. Talk your own¿?

AgapeCharis:
Oh. . I see.
But why you bestfriendzone am nau? Anyway sha. . . #EdoGuysRock! You'll agree with me dechandel.


Reminds me of an interview I went for recently. A week after the interview I got a call from a lady and she said it's me **l**n. I immediately knew it was her cos we had a little chat. See as my belle drink fanta once!
When I asked her how she got my number she said she mistakenly took the attendance list home (iffa hear! )

Edo guys like girls pass heaven sef
Bestfriendzone? For future references.. Jackpot things


About your job interview, hope she is gon do some behind the scene ish for you? No be only to carry the attendance waka o

joseph1832:
Why should he, he's a dumb f**k! LMAO!!!.

Nopeee.. He is not
He is loyal

2dice:
he can't
he won't
ok..when next you guys re meeting ..u give him a kiss ..jes short one...then you will knw all his pain..
Bae you knw how many Vaseline he Dedicated to U alone?

2dice:
she might be inna relationship
or he didn't play his role very well..
But seriously if i want relationship and a girl be like friendship..i jes jejely move on

He played his cards quite well, but he just couldnt carry out his motives cause i am that sweet

2dice:
damn she BestfriendZone the n!gga

joseph1832:
Oh you mean your best friend of 3 yrs back got your number behind your back and you think its sweet?, no wonder he's still your best friend.

Nicca is not complaining

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Thank God Nne. ka123 doesn't share this ideaology. [/color]

#dead..
No mind my fingers joor.. The nice weather today got my fingers typing offpoint

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Even with his pot belly? [/color]

His pocket get 6packs na

Blackett:
[color=#150000]See who you dey follow for instagram sef. Chai [/color]

Loool..
I'd be more delighted if it was the dad i follow tho

chipmunkey:
Funny enough, I don't like traditional parties but I like clubbing sha!
Champagne things.

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Money state.

The name should have been "onu mbara" [/color]

I'm off to Junior Obi's i.g page to ask him why his father didnt change that while he was the governor

Lala247:
Chai remember state and capital ( recited it overe n over)
Or mayb u guys didnt do it at school

Hehhehe. Famous 36states and capital
Did you do your early sch in Nigeria?

Lala247:
U from imo too

Nope.. Anambra pikin

Lala247:
Is true igbo dont know how to party my dad ppl if u pass exam nah party .. Become head girl nah party .. Graduate primary school party .. Lol yh yoruba's love to turn up

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Unless they accept the normal 70 naira bride price [/color]

70 what?? ;Dshey na my family kill Jesus??

Lala247:
Lol see person with sense even worked it out ... Lol



Yes my mum is igbo imo my dad yoruba .. I think osun or ogun /lagos lol i mix them up

Lagos o ogun o all join .. You are from Imo state

Blackett:
[color=#150000]E sha no concern me. Your family won't see you again, that's all. [/color]

You is a joker

Lala247:
Im both

* start to shoki *

Lol i can go to igbo party or yoruba party

Adonbiliv you is your mum Igbo??
Igbo party ke?? Them be learners for Yoruba owambe sha

Blackett:
[color=#150000]I know. But una own too much.

10 million for bride price? If I pay that money, your family will never see you or our kids again forever. [/color]

Lala247:
We the only igbos on NL thought there would b more ppl

You are kidding, right?? I thought you are Yoruba??