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shadowgwalker:
abeg you guys should stop calling southern states and the bloody -sexual western state!!


I'm yet to see you guys mention the east. igbo men stay with their wives till old age and beyond...

I'm from the north oh!

Uncle, which year you change gender??

GhostProtocol:
is that really ur sis

My cousin .. Why??

Victoriousvic:
So, what's the 'not too well' about your driving?

I have no license yet
So a driving test need to prove my perfection before i can go on and on .. You grab now abi??

Victoriousvic:
Lol. That's quite impressive. Ever driven on the road, or highway?

Hehehehe..
Yes ofcourse

Victoriousvic:
Mumsi's shout fit make you enter gutter sef.

Can you drive?

Yes. Not too well o

Crocz:
Except you pulling my leg...I believe it's a free for all contest, so they can't tell you that...you don't happen to have pissed the organisers off, did you?

Lmaoo!! Nope..
Pissed off nobody.. They just needed my service

Built2last:
Aside the excessive audacity which breeds arrogance and pride with Igbos, This is the part i like about Igbos...Everything is business...let truth be told. Igbos are way ahead in business in Nigeria.

I entered Ladipo market one day and couldnt find one shop owned by a Yoruba man in the two hours i spent there. I think business is genetic for them. can you remember the ''my oga at the top stuff'' while some of us typed on the internet, Aba boys were thinking business. Mbaka spoke against GEJ, few days after, (Mbaka but why T. shirt was all over the market). They seem not interested in white collar jobs like every other tribe. If we have more entrepreneurs, the faster we come out of the corruption in public and civil service.

When i finished NYSC, i was retained in the bank with one Emeka boy..I remember during the interview, one of the panelists said, Emeka, you are supposed to be in Aba or Alaba, what are you doing here? the Igbo jokingly said, its capital am looking for..six years after, the Igbo boy resigned, we never knew he was combining banking with real estate business..on saturdays he was a house searching agent. he told me he sold two houses in Ikoyi and resigned...

Till i left the bank, his salary account was in millions...doing so well in business, the latest he told me last year was that, one of the panelists in that our interview is now his account officer...I just love the business part of them and maybe the way they adore their wives and children. They take family very seriously. Emeka is so wealthy and lavishes his wealth on his wife and 3 boys. Needless to say he inspired me into business and i am doing well too, but not anywhere near Emeka.

Throw them into the Lagoon and see the potentials of that water developed by them. Business is a spirit in them most of us find difficult to appreciate.

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Crocz:
Lolz...really?..that's disappointing
But why?

That i can't tell

Victoriousvic:
Lmao! My mum declined the offer when I asked her for it. Thank Goodness!

My Dad taught me. I actually didn't like the idea of a driving school, cos I was scared I'd damage the car in the process of learning. I felt damaging my dad's would be better than someone else's car, but luckily, I didn't damage the car after all.

To God be the glory.

I am always shocked when peeps bring up the talk of damaging cars while learning how to drive..
Your nerves gat to be strong behind the wheels joor


Dads' are more patient in cases like these.
Mumsi go shout leave the car for you sef
And i second girls asking their male buddies to coach them, they go all easy

ItsAnderson:
Make i call am for you?

Andyblaze
Why did you leave na?? Anyways, this year's V.N thread wont be jolly without you dropping your voice note
That's why i called you

joseph1832:
Trust me, you haven't!

I thought so

Crocz:
A contest like this will do well with all the "Beauties" they can get...pls tell me you're competing

They didnt accept my nomination

Bolded:
why what?

Chai..
I have seen it all

xynerise:
I am on Forbes' list?

zicoraads:
Dechan.del...hi

D1ck:
This exactly is my point! Dammit nobody asked for her pandemic opinion or help before she starts jumping all around tryna squeeze herself amongst the host; therein she received a rejection that we would have know none about had it been she had composed herself; however she went ahead to let it out of her buccal cavity only to be made mockerey of.

What a supercilious display of a monotonous narcissism.

Ipledge:
not ojoro,thé main organizer start it,thé compétition belong to him,and he has d right to choose Who he wish to work with,but am just bitter thé way someone effort was intentionaly stalled

Please dont come here and say what you are not sure of
Someone plays the victim and you go all sentimental blah blah blah..
Do you think other peeps have not been rejected in the past for asking to do something concerning the contest?? Do you see them running to NL to create a scene

chibwike:
Lol....i stored it..before it was taken down....any time i bump into it..i just smile....nice voice u ve got.

Thanchu
I think i also came across yours too.. It was nice

KingTom:
Taaaaaaaah Dechandel hot legs? No be those two toothpicks I dey see so

Miss Nairaland 2015

You are gon show us your bikini picture abi??

chibwike:
Am also wondering...your vn and dechandel's is still in my phone

For real I thought i took it down

KingTom:
We are kindred spirits

Godforbid

KingTom:
TheChannel!! E dey sweet you now abi?

I didn't do anything o .. Been quiet and the ogbanje in you had to remember i exist

KingTom:
I swear you go pay for this insult!

KingTom:
Sheeeeediot!

Accept our nominations please
Bee nnkumar already volunteered to be your manager..
I promise to back him up too.. Just for you..


Yeye

Dygeasy:
Decha.ndel, I have to come here to call you back home?

Aprime:
I run a house-made rock band actually.
And my crew are something a little imaginary.

Imaginary?? I used to have imaginary friends .. Tell me about your imaginary crew??