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EducationRe: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by DeCritique(m): 8:11am On Mar 19, 2015
gladpresh:
pls 55789027bh
No Result yet
EducationRe: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by DeCritique(m): 8:10am On Mar 19, 2015
Ben6ene:
55543228ca and 55544272ij please help with d screen shot! I need to know d results! Thank u!!!
You have exceeded number of checks. Please purchase an E-facility card

for the both
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Swears In New Ministers (Photos) by DeCritique(m): 6:43pm On Mar 18, 2015
eagleeyez:
My battery low, but I guarantee you I will respond beyond your expectation before today ends.please exercise patience
Hope you aren't running away from this just as your Presidential candidate does to debates? Mind you, this isn't a debate oh... Just a discussion. Would have loved all Nairalanders to view this. Anyway, can't do nothing about it. Just waiting on you.


Take your time to prepare your missiles cool
PoliticsRe: This Drawing Has A Strong Message For You by DeCritique(m): 6:27pm On Mar 18, 2015
God Bless us all....

Collabo still loading... That of I and Airforce1... Joining those guys soon
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Swears In New Ministers (Photos) by DeCritique(m): 6:24pm On Mar 18, 2015
eagleeyez:
You actually feel this administration deserves to be in aso rock till 2019 or u simly have personal interest . Jona has people on social media to put in good worrds or attack , I believe you are one.

Remember this date, if jona dares to sit in aso rock again, worst mistake ever. He will be shamed nbeyond words.he wuill not end his tenure.
Curse all u want but watch and remember this prediction
Lolz... I never insulted you and I don't intend to even in the nearest future. Alright, can we reason like gentlemen that we are please?.

Okay.. I just have one question for you. After you answer, you can ask me yours and we begin a discussion. Hope you don't mind by the way.


Question-:

Tell me why you wouldn't want Goodluck Ebele Jonathan back in Aso Rock.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Swears In New Ministers (Photos) by DeCritique(m): 6:19pm On Mar 18, 2015
efilefun:
last before he PARK-WELL..... otuoke Daura loading!

GEJ (2015-2019)
Fixed cool
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Swears In New Ministers (Photos) by DeCritique(m): 6:16pm On Mar 18, 2015
GboyegaD:
Even when this administration has less than 90days in office?
No, you got it all wrong son... This adminstration has 4 more years to go.

Goodluck Till 2019 is the watchword
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Swears In New Ministers (Photos) by DeCritique(m): 6:13pm On Mar 18, 2015
Long live Jonathan

Long live the federal Republic of Nigeria!!

Long live Her great Citizens, APC, PDP and all alike.


GEJ Till 2019!!
HealthRe: My Doctor Told Me That Am Infected With HIV Without Prior Notice Of The Test! by DeCritique(m): 6:11pm On Mar 18, 2015
deletrue:
But you dey quick vex ooo. The word ''please'' is damn too mere for that circumstance. I know you are an intelligent person. I would have preferred advice like: please, all you need to do is to carry out another tests to reconfirm, thereafter, depending on the result, take appropriate steps, since it is easily transferrable. To me those words are more reasonable and consoling more than the word ''please don't share it. You self, think am. BTW, are you an apc member or an Islamist? He never reach to vex like that before.
Alright... Lemme do that...

"Baby, please, all you need to do is to carry out another tests to reconfirm, thereafter, depending on the result, take appropriate steps, since it is easily transferrable"


Done right? We're good right? undecided


I'm a GEJite jare... Hope you are a brother in arms?
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Shoot At Professor Abdulahi's Car For Overtaking Their Convoy In Bauchi by DeCritique(m): 5:47pm On Mar 18, 2015
New Oxford Dictionary Definition of Soldiers:


Reckless and heartless sets of human beings!!
EducationRe: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by DeCritique(m): 3:50pm On Mar 18, 2015
Pukka36:
Does "no result yet" counts?
I don't think so. It shouldn't count!
HealthRe: My Doctor Told Me That Am Infected With HIV Without Prior Notice Of The Test! by DeCritique(m): 3:48pm On Mar 18, 2015
deletrue:
How I wish you can give that advice: please do not share to others in a more polite way. If you ask her when and how does she come about getting it honestly, she will never know who gave it to her. I was told hiv can be contacted through many ways. I mean you should have appealled to her and NOT, please do not share to another just like that.
Lolz... In as much as I would have loved to reel off puerile insults to you because of this comment of yours, I'll just have to retain my mien.

I used please there, isn't it polite enough? Should I kneel down and beg her not to share to others? I believe I was talking to someone who's conscience is still intact. So whether I beg her or not, or plead more politely or not, she should know the right thing to do.

Period!!
EducationRe: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by DeCritique(m): 3:22pm On Mar 18, 2015
Pukka36:
There's nothing to be frustrated about,she should wait.Many candidates r also having such issues.
Thanks Pretty... I've told her but it's quite frightening. Even a friend of mine who wrote two days ago received his yesterday.

Dunno what to do again oh
EducationRe: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by DeCritique(m): 3:03pm On Mar 18, 2015
Digitron:
pls check 56422455ga
Jamb server is currently down... Any other person experiencing this?
EducationRe: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by DeCritique(m): 3:02pm On Mar 18, 2015
A friend of mine has not seen hers, no message was sent to her, I helped her check on the net, the reply was "No result yet"

She's currently so messed up and frustrated right now.

Please what can be done about it?

She wrote on Thursday last week, Abia state. cry
EducationRe: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by DeCritique(m): 3:00pm On Mar 18, 2015
Chinyeresandra:
plz na.U checked twice 4 me.Dis would be d last check I promise.55961184HB
He means that jamb website can't allow you check the result of that jamb reg number again unless you buy jamb scratch card.

Don't bother thanking me
PoliticsRe: #PHOTO Boko Haram Fights With Snakes. by DeCritique(m): 2:45pm On Mar 18, 2015
Wow... Looks like Buhari sha


Fighter snakes pushed in from Daura...


These Fulani's sha... But baba God pass dem all
HealthRe: My Doctor Told Me That Am Infected With HIV Without Prior Notice Of The Test! by DeCritique(m): 2:34pm On Mar 18, 2015
Hian!!


She should run another test in a reputable hospital and not a clinic before coming to a conclusion.

The doctor did what he thought was humane even though it may not be within the tenets of his practice rules.

She was lucky self... Others may just look at her with pity and show an "I no send sha" face. But she was lucky before it becomes too late.


=>Take another test in a reputable hospital
=>Wait for results
=>If it turns out negative, retake test in another reputable hospital just to be sure.
=>If positive, begin taking the necessary drugs.
=>Most importantly, please don't share to others.

Thank You!!
PoliticsRe: Orji Uzor Kalu Spotted Dancing Shoki (photos) by DeCritique(m): 11:30am On Mar 18, 2015
Oya shoki
PoliticsRe: Buhari: I Won’t Tamper With Press Freedom by DeCritique(m): 7:22am On Mar 18, 2015
Na so dem dey talk. I don't think this man can whit stand all the insults and bashing Goodluck has received since he climbed that seat.

Him saying he won't ban the press or oppress them is a goose Pandora. The TV stations that aired defamatory documentaries about him should prepare for the worst...

But on a second thought, he won't win so they needn't fear him.


GEJ till 2019 jare
AgricultureRe: FG Earmarks N600m To Compensate Farmers Affected By Bird Flu by DeCritique(m): 6:51am On Mar 18, 2015
Past Tense - GEJ has been working


Present Tense - GEJ is working


Future Tense - GEJ will work till 2019

#GEJtill2019

President of all

El Presidente!!
PoliticsRe: 'Campaign Against Violence In Elections' Rally To Hold In Oyo March 21st by DeCritique(m): 8:22pm On Mar 17, 2015
Booking space ticket now
CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Silverbird Staff Murdered, Stabbed 11 Times! by DeCritique(m): 11:51am On Mar 17, 2015
Rip
PoliticsRe: No Link Between Buhari, Boko Haram – Jonathan Campaign Group by DeCritique(m): 11:41am On Mar 17, 2015
dammie4j:
ok
B for Buhari goes back to Daura May 29th
PoliticsRe: No Link Between Buhari, Boko Haram – Jonathan Campaign Group by DeCritique(m): 11:40am On Mar 17, 2015
olas24u:
The strategy did not work hence .......very wicked humans PDP
Taa... Close mouth... The link has not been found yet. We are still looking for it.


GEJtill2019

Buhari = Boko Haram
FamilyRe: He Is A Womaniser, Will He Make My Mother Happy? by DeCritique(m): 11:20am On Mar 17, 2015
bigv:
Oh I see. In any case it's pretty obvious that you are quite familiar with the territory and means of transportation. So you're the best man for the job. I'm sure your dreams would come through if you become His personal Chaperone tongue
Over my alive body!!


GEJtill2019 wink
FamilyRe: He Is A Womaniser, Will He Make My Mother Happy? by DeCritique(m): 11:19am On Mar 17, 2015
pickabeau1:
Lets see
Yeah, let's see. I'll send over an I.V to you later against the d day
FamilyRe: He Is A Womaniser, Will He Make My Mother Happy? by DeCritique(m): 11:18am On Mar 17, 2015
omotalkie:
He said he mum is a widow. Don't u know wot a widow mean? It means a woman whose husband is dead. Or is it until he pronounces it out dat d dad is dead, dats when you'll know? Smh
Back to topic, Op its better u let ur mum know about his affair, then let her decide what she wants for herself..
Sorry chic... I totally skipped jumped that area... Totally forgot it. Thanks for the corrections sweetie... Good to know that your brain is still intact. Hopefully, you are a GEJite right?

Because I know GEJites are the only set of supporters that still have their brains intact
FamilyRe: He Is A Womaniser, Will He Make My Mother Happy? by DeCritique(m): 10:59am On Mar 17, 2015
pickabeau1:
H is for Helicopter..Are u by chance headed towards Otuoke... You know the Dynamic Duo need your services wink
Yeah, on May 29th, the first family will be employing the services of several helicopters to transport the extended relations of the first family from Otuoke to Aso Rock for the swearing in ceremony of His Excellency, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan for a second tenure. You know they can't afford to miss it wink

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