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Romance / Re: Share Your Valentine's Day Message To Your Lover(s) by DeCritique(m): 8:00am On Feb 14, 2020
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Fashion / Re: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by DeCritique(m): 10:42am On Aug 06, 2016
By the powers vested on me, I vote for


Iamkingzlee


Cc: NLJega

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by DeCritique(m): 1:24pm On Jun 25, 2016
My name is Decritique and I make use of #Critical Sense!!

After having critically critiqued and criticized the options laid before me, I make bold to use my Critical Sense to vote for.....



Miss Lanicky for Miss NL 2016


Over to you NLJega


Erm.... Dazall..... Drops Microphone!!

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by DeCritique(m): 12:03pm On Jun 22, 2016
I vote for Lanicky


CC: NLJega

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Politics / Re: "Red Scorpion" Blows Pipeline In Imo State by DeCritique(m): 11:44am On Jun 22, 2016
Na wa ohhh....
Foreign Affairs / Re: South African Policeman Flees Snake Screaming And Shouting Like A Girl by DeCritique(m): 11:40am On Jun 22, 2016
Hehehe... Seriously funny !!

This guy killed me for real
Travel / Re: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by DeCritique(m): 1:40am On Jun 22, 2016
What's up with you Sir... Hope all is well??
Family / Re: My Husband Is Killing Me Emotionaly, How Do I Deal With Him by DeCritique(m): 10:25pm On Sep 04, 2015
angelchinny:
Am a well dedicated nairalander but I created this new account for this issue. I have been married for 4 years now with 3 children and since the 2nd year of our marriage my husband has been constantly cheating on me.

The way he goes about it is even heartbreaking, he does it like his into a love relationship with them and not just for fun.

There is this particular girl that he calls like 3 times everyday because I check his call log and saw they keep in touch more than twice everyday. I stupidly called the girl and warned her to stay clear off my man and she confessed he didn't tell her he was married, I confronted my hubby and he was forming defensive and was telling me dat am accusing him wrongly and he will soon start cheating. I called the girl back in the evening and she told me that even as am calling that his call is entering her phone, that he called earlier to beg her to give him chance to explain..The next day I left with my children to a far away state and he pleaded that he will change and all that. The issue is that he continued with this shameless behaviour, our live-in nanny later confessed to my cousin last month that he approached her and I was so devastated. He knelt down and begged and I easily forgave him..

Forgive me for my long episode but I really need your help on how to punish him cos I went to his call log yesterday and saw the same girl that made me take the risk to leave with my children to another state calling him again and he is reciprocating the calls..his a very jealous person, he goes crazy when a male friend calls me..I want to make him pass through all the pains I have endured all these years.. What do I do pls?


I just have this to say.

Open this thread from the first post you posted here and leave it on your bed while he's in the room and on the same bed.

Pretend as if you're going to take your bath or entering the kitchen.

Silently watch him for a while as he glances through your phone.

I believe that after reading all the comments posted here, he'd change by fire by force.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Story: How I bought a car from my Income on freelancer.com by DeCritique(m): 2:58pm On Sep 02, 2015
JSayin:

Oh Okay! Will send you an email straight away.
Cheers.

Alright, thank you.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Story: How I bought a car from my Income on freelancer.com by DeCritique(m): 2:54pm On Sep 02, 2015
BS
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Story: How I bought a car from my Income on freelancer.com by DeCritique(m): 2:38pm On Sep 02, 2015
JSayin:


Okay. I will contact you shortly.

Sorry about the hitch you experienced.

Thank you. You might want to edit off my email so as to avoid scammers bombarding me with junk emails
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Story: How I bought a car from my Income on freelancer.com by DeCritique(m): 2:21pm On Sep 02, 2015
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Travel / Re: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by DeCritique(m): 1:23pm On Jul 17, 2015
TochiPhotos:
"My Oga sent me away without settlement after 8 years of serving him, in the 8 years I was with him, he never accused me of any wrongdoing till months to my settlement date and he accused me of stealing his money and sent me back to the village.
If I had gone to school in that 8 years I would have graduated since and done something good with my life but 'nothing spoil' I know God will see me through.
Someone leased me this keke 3 months ago, I'm slowly paying it off and in a year or 2 it will become mine then I can think of going back to business. I know things will still get better as long as there's life"

I wish I had 300 thousand naira to send to you. So that you can pay off the money for the Keke and start saving whatever profit you get instead of sharing it into two. May God bless your hustle.

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Family / Re: Angry Woman Places ‘smelling Vagina’ Curse On Lady Who Slept With Her Husband by DeCritique(m): 1:17pm On Jul 17, 2015
Chai
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free Advisory And Recharge Cards For Job Seekers And Students (Sallah Special) by DeCritique(m): 1:15pm On Jul 17, 2015
Asknmesi@gmail.com MTN
Travel / Re: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by DeCritique(m): 6:06am On Jul 08, 2015
ijbeauty:
Tochi keep up with the good work, may God bless you.
From the onset of "humans of Lagos" I have been inspired one way or the other.. I found a similar page on facebook "humans of New York" its really amazing. Please I want to ask, does "humans of Lagos" have a facebook page, cos I will like to also follow it up there..

Welcome bro, God bless you.

Yes... It has a Facebook page. You can just search for Humans of Lagos via the Search tab on Facebook

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Politics / Re: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by DeCritique(m): 3:13pm On Jul 07, 2015
spyder880:


I wonder o, someone should tell him that we have able and capable human materials to choose from. I can work as his commissioner for works and housing grin seriously o grin

Lolz... But seriously we can champion your cause ooh!!

Spyder880 for Enugu Commissioner of Works! cheesy

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Science/Technology / Re: 10 Cool Things About Stars by DeCritique(m): 4:54pm On Jul 06, 2015
And I was here thinking that the OP was even talking about Star Lager Beer!! sad

If you had same thought with me, click like lipsrsealed

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Travel / Re: The Humans Of Lagos (Street Photography Project) by DeCritique(m): 7:26am On Jul 06, 2015
TochiPhotos:

“My son doesn’t help me in the shop; he acts as if he is ashamed to be seen here. He doesn't even know how much I sell anything and would rather stay in the house from morning till night watching movies.
I remember how hard it was for my wife to conceive again after we had our daughter, we had to wait for 15 years after that first issue before we were finally blessed again, 15 tough years of going from one church to the other looking for a solution.
He is my only son and I want the best for him, I did not go to school but I want him to go to university, everything I’m doing I’m doing it for him but I don’t think he understands this.
He has been staying at home from morning till night since he finished his WAEC exam, I’m not even sure he has a friend, he is always by himself. I’m really worried about him and I just need someone to help me talk some sense into him. Please help me talk to him maybe he will listen to you. “



Tochi, I hope you do something about this... You can arrange for a weekend, take the boy out to watch a match or sight seeing or to any place of interest. From there, you start talking to him, tell him about Dangote and the rest of our rich men that came up from dust to riches.

Make him understand that if he wants to be useful, he should start now and limit too much TV time. His father's plea was one that came from the depth of his heart and I would like to see some changes.

Thanks boss

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Family / Re: Some Sweet USUALS Every Husband Is Supposed To Be Giving To His Wife by DeCritique(m): 6:15am On Jul 06, 2015
trapQ:
GOOD GRACIOUS

I just fell in love with you

Thank you dear... Hope you are a female to avoid 14yrs!! wink
Politics / Re: My Visual Encounters This Morning In Abuja by DeCritique(m): 10:22am On Jul 02, 2015
hollarwaley:


You are finished


You are fhucked!!

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Politics / Re: My Visual Encounters This Morning In Abuja by DeCritique(m): 9:15am On Jul 02, 2015
This is the after effects of voting in a senile and clueless old man! The Daura dullardddinho has finished us!!

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Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by DeCritique(m): 5:58pm On Jun 25, 2015
Agarawu23

CC: NLjega

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Romance / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by DeCritique(m): 11:59am On Jun 22, 2015
cheesy cheesy

I humbly and at the same time majestically vote

Flow1759
Agarawu23 and
Akposy

CC: NlJega

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Fashion / Re: When Sagging Goes Too Far (picture) by DeCritique(m): 6:54pm On Jun 14, 2015
valmunich:

Society didn't make it for everyone to be or be like you, mister. wink



God created us to be higher animals, superior and lord over other animals. And some people are behaving like the animals that we are supposedly greater than.


And yet, you sit here and spit out arrant rubbish from the depths of your buccal cavity! Society my foot!! angry

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Celebrities / Re: Phyno Just Launched An Exclusive Barbing Saloon In Ebonyi State. by DeCritique(m): 6:50pm On Jun 14, 2015
OP, are you having some sort of migraine or what?

You just pull out your hands from beneath your ballz and type this shit.

How can this salon be owned by Phyno? Such place in total shambles and possessing such disgusting looks.
Fashion / Re: When Sagging Goes Too Far (picture) by DeCritique(m): 6:39pm On Jun 14, 2015
Don't mind the fvcking kunts!


Niggas that sag piss me off like kilode! Bunch of idiotas!! angry

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Politics / Re: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by DeCritique(m): 12:18pm On Jun 07, 2015
successmatters:


look at the he picture again, he is already hunched up and bent over with age. I still insist that guy is at least 80. Part of the ineffectiveness of Martin Elechi was his old age. Reminds me of Mugabe.


You're really funny. How can Ugwuanyi be up to 80 years? Seems like you've been in too much contact with old peeps that you now find it hard to differentiate.

Happy Sunday. cool

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Politics / Re: Osun Workers Declares Indefinite Strike Over Unpaid Salarie by DeCritique(m): 4:19pm On May 25, 2015
Aregbesola has indeed finished the good people of Osun!

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Jokes Etc / Re: When You Manage To On Your Generator And Your Neighborhood Finds Out by DeCritique(m): 4:18pm On May 25, 2015
Hehehehe


If you buy 3 litres and e suppose last three hours, e go reduce to 30 minutes!
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by DeCritique(m): 5:08pm On May 22, 2015
Vote Tohpahz

CC: NLjega

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Crime / Re: Lagos Female Politician In Alleged Human-Ritual Scandal (photos) by DeCritique(m): 6:54am On May 21, 2015
CR77:
Wow i vote 4 her yesterday

I am so happy to hear this good new.


congratulation @Tohpahz





Yes oooh.... We are now in the finals which will hold on Friday. Please don't get banned on or before then. We will need you.

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