₦airaland Forum

geoworldedu:
Yes, we are voting out Jonathan

He meant that we are VOTING IN JONATHAN.

Seems like your glasses have expired. Please visit one of the General Optics Hospital built by GEJ for a replacement.

Thank You!

Bad one

I'm very very disappointed in the INEC officials and most especially the Chairman of the body for lying to Nigerians.

As for them, the elections would have held on the 14th of February. But thank God it was postponed.

Days after the postponment, we began seeing lapses emanating from the mock use of the card reader.

Not only that, many others that had not collected their PVCs collected them. Even El Rufai, governorship candidate of Kaduna wasn't left out.

The opposition, APC stood by the INEC in all this. Hopefully, they had plans of rigging the elections but it was quashed and we thank God for that.

Still on still, it won't make any difference. Sorry to the eligible voters in Niger.

#GEJ Till 2019!!

This has been the plan of the APC cum Corruption killers cum Changers all along.

Scare/Kill voters in the strong hold of the PDP.
Destabilise the areas where the elections are to take place.

And reduce the number of votes the PDP will be garnering from there.

That explains the reason why despite the low number of PVCs collected in the North and in the West, APC and its candidates still wanted the elections to hold in Feb the 14th.

But we resist this sordid attempt by these hooligans to slow down the Train of Transformation being captained by President Goodluck Jonathan. We say no to their evil plans and misdeeds.

We call on all Nigerians to resist such negative changes being planned by the APC and its candidates.

Either way, it still remains GEJ till 2019!!

Ricardo2400:
HBD 2 meeeee!!!
Dis my election birthday sef

Sai Buhari
Vote APC

Na there your fuckup start oh because Mallam Buhari is going back to Daura

olassy239:
u can keep on wondering. buhari is d bihari

Abeg shun that thang. Me and you know that it's Sir Goodluck Ebele Jonathan all the way till 2019

So better queue up in front of my back so that we can vote him back in there.

Goodluck All The Way!

APC is at it again

It shall not work for them

GEJ All The Way

olassy239:
thanks.but bihari mean the chosen one in my dialect

Lolz... Okay oh... I dey wonder which kin dialect be that sha

okestev:
.. Stop being sentimental and be reasonable for once ...when has wrinkles become a disease at the age above 70yrs ...I think you should pray to attain such age and not to be unnecessarily blinded because of politics..

It's not a sin to be old.

What is a sin is when you as an old man does not leave the political scenery for your grand children to take over from!

olassy239:
Sai bihari

Buhari called his deputy Osibande

You dey call am Bihari.

That's good.

APC cronies got same kind of brains. Which kin change una wan come give me kwanu?


GEJ Till 2019!!!

simdam500:
Coming from a Aboki

Not surprised,

He is even asking for fp....

If u make fp. I will buy nl from seun

Oya where you dey? Sharp sharp bring money....


1 billion naira going one!! Going two!! Going going going!

You must buy. E no go anywhere oh!

Staying one! Staying two...!!

cramjones:
Fellow Nigerians,

The stakes are high! This election is not about what language you speak, what village you come from, what religion you practice or where you live. It is about the soul of Nigeria, it is about the collective future of all of us and our unborn children and grand children. It is about making Nigeria great again.

Tomorrow is very crucial in the history of Nigeria. Many have predicted a total disintegration of the country and many have predicted a civil war. We don't envisage any of that, even though these threats to our dear nation is real and frightful, regardless, we have decided to stand on the side of hope. We also believe that hope is the side you will stand on.

After so much incitement to violence, hate campaigns, election postponement and billions spent/wasted, we have finally come to the crux of destiny. We are presented with two men. One under whose watch many of our brother and sisters have been mercilessly slaughtered. A man whose response to one of the mass slaughters of our young boys was to dance with a strange woman who backed "it" up on him. A man whose response to the killing of at least 2000 people in Bama was to send a condolence message to the President of France. This option that is presented to us have presided what over what was described recently by the New York Times as theft in "industrial scale".

Fellow Nigerians, we for once in our history have a different viable away-from-the-pack option, who stands in a mega opposition, a man who will take Nigeria to the very next step we all long and desire for. As we go out tomorrow, let us remember that our vote is a vote for the very life of Nigeria.

It is with these premises that I, CramJones, wholeheartedly, unreservedly and fully endorse Lt. General Muhammadu Buhari. I stand for CHANGE, I stand for integrity, I stand for a secure, peaceful and prosperous Nigeria!

"For the only thing constant in the world is CHANGE" We can do it. We will do it. CHANGE we will get!

God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria

-CramJones

Nobody has told you that the validity and acceptability of your opinion in the politics section died a long time ago?

Well, I'm telling you now. Don't bother thanking me.

#GEJ Till 2019!!

Genea:
mmmmm i was dumbfounded

Lolz @ being dumbfounded.

My plan was to dissect the story in the picture but I decided to keep my calm.

My dear, it would be better to vote GEJ in for a 2nd time. You can't squarely put all the blames on him especially with the power sector.

He has done something there.

For example, we now have regular light but we had to play our own part first.

How did we do it?
I stay in an estate. When we found out that, the capacity of the transformer serving other areas around our estate and equally serving our estate was low, we did something.

What did we do?
Our estate chairman wrote a letter to NEPA requesting for a separate Transformer for our estate.
It took time but we were granted it although the capacity was equally a bit low too.

What am I trying to say?
You don't expect the President to go door to door asking if you have light. No! He has played his own part by increasing the MW we generate and building more power stations. It is now the role of the distribution companies to make sure that the generated power gets to everyone across the nation.

It is also our role to make sure that we don't tap current wrongly by setting wires ourselves, pay our bills on time and report any wrongful connection attempts...



I finally dissected it!

Goodluck babe as you vote tomorrow

donhils:
I'm talking about Gionee Marathon M3 , the one with fixed 5000mah battery. It's almost as heavy as my tab and very thick.

Mine isn't heavy oh

edgyslim:
How much does it cost for a man to sell his soul?

I really am so ashamed of you.

I hope the dollars last you the next 4 years.

I'm more ashamed of you.

That a man listens to his inner soul, cross checks his self and dots some I's and crosses some T's and makes some changes makes it that he has been bought over?

This is really despicable. Such myopic thinking can and will never help anyone.

He has decided that GMB can never be the change we seek therefore it is right his decision is respected.

Swerve!!

GEJ Till 2019!!

barcanista:
No mind am. He doesn't know that what he did is a criminal offence and breach of the fundamental human right of his father. He is about to deny his father the right to vote. Shame

Very big shame.... And they will still go about shouting change and eradicate corruption.

Eradicate corruption my foot!

GEJ Till APC minions get sense

donhils:
That phone is very hideous and too heavy.

If you are talking about M3, then you are really really mistaken

lloydpras:
In the late 70s my Dad was a Captain in the Nigerian Army he was among the Officers that report directly to Gen. Buhari...anyway, he is voting for GEJ..Curiously,.. asked him "why"? He talked about how Buhari was/is a tribalist, how they didn't get enough salary bonus after he was posted to their division and how he was so strict with funds allocation (Don't let me bore u with his lame reasons). In summary, I just stole his PVC, and I will make sure he finds it on 29th March.

See the kind of people in the APC fold. Sweep their house, them no go sweep, they will be carrying brooms around. You see them APC cowards!

And someone will still shout free and fair elections. Scared of getting ass wiped right. Better return your dad's PVC to him so that he can assert and carry out his constitutional right.

But still, whether you return it or not, it does not and will never change the fact that GMB will lose massively for the fourth time thereby making him the best loser in the history of Nigeria's politics.

mytime24:
Gej carry go

You see the kind of fine bebes we have in our fold?

No right thinking, beautiful and gallant babe like the quoted can even think of voting APC or Pa Buhari. Na craze?

Only ugly dudes and babes do that.

Well, nothing much to be said. GEJ Till 2019

Bebe, you get your PVC ba?

Confam, gimme your hand by tomorrow and amma walk you down to the polling unit to cast ya vote

Amma bodyguard you!
Amma be your soldier!!

GEJ Till 2019!!!

Idrismusty97:
Just like FFK you shall hide your face in shame.

FFK never hides his head in shame. He has seen the light and has embraced it. APC and its minions can drink a whole bottle of JIK for all I care!!

Parting shot: GEJ Till 2019

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See your doctor as soon as possible

Yes oh!!

He's the best amongst the bestest.

While others fly abroad and waste their money on clothes and cars and costly wines and jets and the rest, Don Jazzy has stayed back in Nigeria grooming and raising to stardom some of Nigeria's newest and finest artists.

Without him, the likes of Koredo Bello, Reekado Banks and Di'Ja, to mention but a few might never have obtained such popularity as dey do currently.

And as the saying goes "You reap where you sow", Don Jazzy would surely reap the fruits of his labour.

Okay...


Is there any vacancies that offer 700k per month as salary?

If so, dusting out my CV and other credentials sharply!!

adewasco2k:
yes, i have sir but it costs almost above 30k and i dont count that as cheap or a budget phone, except if you telling me its price has dwindled

Gionee M2 doesn't cost almost 30k.

Its between 22-25k with a strong reliable battery.

Get your facts right!

#Team Gionee M3!!

Strongest battery -5000mah

Super Camera - 2mp front, 8 mp back

Price between 27 and 30k

Gionee M3 users, quote me with your whatsapp number so as to be added to the whatsapp group!!

Na wa oh


This is GMB, Tinubu, Lai Mohammed and Amaechi's fault put together.

Nigerians can't wait to send Buhari back to Daura.

The names Buhari and Daura match in pronunciation sef!!

#GEJAllTheWay!!

MrsAnyanwu:
tnx dear , but pls what's the site, I want to print it

Go via

www.jamb.org.ng/unifiedtme3/


Go through your desktop or laptop.

You suppose buy us Orijin oh!!

MrsAnyanwu:
tnx my dear for being so polite nd nice, God bless, but pls try to check it from time to time , ok

Congratsl to your niece.

I'm happy for her.

Kudos to you.
You have been a wonderful relation to her.
I'd love you to be my aunty too

What say you?

Donpizzle:
lwkm.....hw old re u??

I should be asking you that for breezing in from whatever high nine clouds you were on to insult me at such time early in the morning!

Guy, no vex me oh!!

The Propagandist party at work again!

Thre real meaning of APC should be All Propagandist Congress!

Lai Mohammed and his minions at work again!

It is well.

GEJ Till 2019!!

Donpizzle:
M-U-M-U

Idiat! Nincompoop!! Flabbergasted animal!

Be like say the Caprisonne wey you take yesterday don dey shack you for head. Quote me again make I finish you.

Bunkom!!

My amiable presido

Right Mr President


There is no need for this nation to take a gamble in trying to vote for Pa. Buhari.

The nation has undergone a giant stride in all parts of the economy. Buhari going in there would greatly repress the speed at which Transformation is occurring in all parts of the country and at all levels of Government.

Last Bullet: GEJ Till 2019